Sept. 8, 2025

Secret Agent Trump? Johnson's FBI Bombshell about the Epstein Files

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House Speaker Mike Johnson claims Trump was secretly working as an FBI informant against Jeffrey Epstein, while the administration focuses on revoking Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship and dealing with swollen ankle diplomacy. Plus: that time Navy SEALs killed shellfish divers in North Korea.

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Callaroga Shark Media from Washington, DC, where Trump is apparently

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a secret FBI informant. This is ballot. That's right. It

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looks like he's not in the Epstein files. He got

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us the Epstein files. Let's hit this house. Speaker Mike

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Johnson claims President Trump was actually an FBI informant working

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against Jeffrey Epstein. This is the kind of plot twist

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that would make the Twilight Zone say, Okay, that's a

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bit much. Johnson made this stunning revelation while defending Trump

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against accusations about the Epstein files. When CNN pressed him

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about Trump calling the whole thing a Democrat hoax, Johnson

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essentially said, no, no, you don't understand. Trump was one

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of the good guys. He was working with the FBI

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to take Epstein down. Now, this raises some fascinating questions.

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If Trump was really an FBI informant, that would mean

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he was attending mar A Lago parties with Epstein and

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Gazlenn Maxwell in the year two thousand while secretly gathering intelligence.

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That's either the most dedicated undercover work in FBI history

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or the most creative explanation for old party photos ever.

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Conceived and wouldn't this all means speaker Johnson just revealed

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the identity of an FBI informant. Trump himself has been

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calling the Epstein investigation the Democrat hoax that never ends,

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which is an interesting way to describe your own undercover

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FBI operation. Usually, when you're working with law enforcement, you

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don't publicly dismiss the entire investigation as fake news, which

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is why his undercover assignment is triple brilliant. None of

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us even realized he was working under cover. He should

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release the Epstein files so we can appreciate his work.

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The timeline here is particularly intriguing. Trump admits he was

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friendly with Epstein throughout the late eighties and nineties. There

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are photos of Trump and Milania with Epstein and Maxwell

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at mar A Lago in February two thousand. Johnson claims

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that when Trump first heard the rumor, he kicked out

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Epstein out of his club, but Johnson doesn't specify which

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rumor or when exactly this happened. What's really awkward is

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that Trump's own Justice Department just concluded in July that

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there's no client list and no credible evidence that Epstein

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blackmailed prominent individuals. So either Trump's FBI informant work was

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so secret that his own DOJ doesn't know about it,

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or someone's story isn't adding up. The Trump administration has

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apparently decided to embrace a bold new transparency initiative, letting

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everyone see the president's swollen ankles. During a meeting with

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Poland's new president, Trump sat in front of the Oval

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Office fireplace with his cankels on full display, which is

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not typically how diplomatic meetings are remembered in history books.

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The seventy nine year old president's ankles were clearly swollen,

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bulging slightly over his shoes in a way that made

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them look about as comfortable as airplane seats. This was

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a notable departure from recent meetings where Trump has been

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strategically positioned behind the Resolute Desk, which apparently bubbles as

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the world's most expensive ankle concealer. The White House has

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been dealing with online speculation about Trump's health, including actual

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rumors that he had died and was replaced by a

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robot clone. The contrast with Poland's president was particularly striking.

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There sat the young Polish leader with normal sized ankles

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next to Trump, whose feet looked like they were auditioning

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for a compression sotock commercial. It was a meeting between

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two world leaders that inadvertently became a case study in

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vascular health. So we just learned that in twenty nineteen,

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Navy seals attempted a secret mission to plan a listening

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device on Kim Jong UN's communications, And by attempted, I

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mean they killed a boat full of shellfish divers and

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fled the country without accomplishing anything. This is what happens

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when you send America's elite special forces on a mission

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that sounds like it was planned by someone who watched

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too many James Bond movies. The operation required months of preparation,

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presidential approval, and Seal Team six, the same unit that

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took out Osama Bin Laden. The plan was to have

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these highly trained commandos swim two hours and forty degree water,

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sneak onto North Korean soil, plant a spy device, and

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disappear without a trace. What could go wrong? Well? Everything Apparently.

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The seals arrived at what they thought was a deserted beach,

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but there was a small boat nearby with North Korean

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civilians who were out diving for shellfish. Now, the seals

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couldn't see them clearly because their night vision equipment is

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designed to detect heat, and the diver's wetsuits were chilled

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by the cold water. So the most technologically advanced military

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unit in the world was defeated by the simple concept

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of cold wet suits don't show up on heat sensors.

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Then came a series of what the military calls small mistakes.

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The many submarines parked facing opposite directions instead of the

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same way. One pilot had to reposition his sub with

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the cockpit doors open, which may have created a wake

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or shown light that caught the North Korean's attention. When

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the North Korean boat started moving toward the submarines with flashlights,

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the seals on shore made a judgment call. They opened

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fire and killed everyone on the boat. Then they discovered

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these weren't enemy combatants. They were civilian shellfish divers. The

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report says the seals punctured the boat cruise lungs with

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knives to make sure their bodies would sink. That's a

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detail that really makes you question whether this was the

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right call. Now here's the kicker. The Trump administration never

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told Congress about this operation before or after it happened,

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that may have violated federal law, which in twenty twenty five,

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I don't think is going to matter much as violating

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federal laws seems to be the actual game plan. What's

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the government focused on? Well, Trump posted on truth Social

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that he's giving serious thought to taking away Rosy O'Donnell's citizenship. No,

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this isn't a rerun episode. He's at this again. He

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called her not a great American and incapable of being

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So this is coming from a man who once suggested

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injecting bleach to cure COVID. Trump's been doing this citizenship

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revocation threat twice this summer. In July, he called O'Donnell

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a threat to humanity and suggested she should remain in

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the wonderful country of Ireland if they want her. Portions

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of today's show were made with the help of Agent

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Double O. Cankles and AI release the Epstein files, You

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secret Agent Coward.