RNC Babydog gets cheers, Nikki Haley gets booed. JD Vance to speak today.

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Caalaroga shark media from the Republican National
Convention, where a bulldog is more popular

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than Nicki Haley. This is ballad. That's right. Haley got booed and

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a bulldog slobbered all over everyone like
Chris Christi at Lobsterfest. Let's hit this

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well, folks. It looks like
the Republican National Convention has gone from unity

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to combat mode faster than you can
say, make America great again. Day

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two of the RNC was like watching
a political version of Jekyl and Hyde.

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One minute they're trying to turn down
the volume, the next they're cranking it

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up to eleven. Jim Justice warned
the country would become totally unhinged if Trump

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isn't elected. I guess he missed
the memo that we're already living in bizarro

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world. Carrie Lake decided to play
mean girls with the media, basically telling

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them you can't sit with us.
I'm sure that'll improve press coverage. And

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Ted Cruz he went full Stephen King
painting picture so dark it made Edgar Allen

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Poe look like an optimist. Apparently, in Cruse's world, democrats are basically

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running a crime syndicate with open borders. But the real showstoppers were Nicki Haley

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and Ron De Santis. They endorsed
Trump with all the enthusiasm of teenagers forced

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to attend a family reunion. It
was like watching a hostage video, but

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with better lighting. Haley, the
woman who once said Trump was unhinged,

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is now giving him her strong endorsement
period. It's like watching a hostage video,

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but with better lighting and more forced
smiles. And she wasn't alone in

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this parade of former foes turned fanboys. We had Ron De Santis, vivek

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Ramaswami, Ted Cruz, and Marco
Rubio all singing Trump's praises. It's like

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a high school reunion where everyone's trying
to convince the popular kid they were always

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friends. DeSantis even threw in a
zinger about Biden's presidency being like weekend at

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Bernie's. I guess in the GOP
movie, references from nineteen eighty nine are

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still hip and happening. Even Joe
Biden thinks that reference is dated, and

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Joe was seventy five years old in
nineteen eighty nine. Meanwhile, Chris Christy,

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the lone wolf of anti trump Ism, is howling into the void.

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With his New York Times op ed. It's like he's trying to be the

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voice of reason at a flat Earth
convention. Christy's op ed in the New

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York Times is basically asking will Trump
rise to meet the moment, to which

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most of the GOP is probably responding, will Christy ever stop talking? Our

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buddy Chris is not thrilled with Trump
picking jd Vance as his running mate.

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Apparently Christy thinks appealing to the magabase
is so twenty twenty. He'd probably prefer

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Trump picks someone more moderate, like, oh, I don't know, a

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former New Jersey governor perhaps. And
let's not forget Kyrie Lake, who apparently

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missed the memo about unity and decided
to go full attack mode on the media

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and her opponent, because nothing says
healing the nation like accusing your opponents of

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voter fraud before the election even happens. Laura Trump rounded out the night by

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assuring us that we don't have to
love everything. Trump tweets, Thanks Laura,

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I was way ahead of you today
at the RNC. Jd Vance,

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the man who went from hillbilly elegy
to Trump's BFF faster than you can say

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political opportunism is set to make his
debut speech as VP nominee. The theme

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of the day is make America Strong
once again, because apparently we need to

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make America great again again, but
this time with muscles. They're focusing on

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military and foreign policy today. Maybe
they'll explain how to flex on other countries

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without starting a war. Or perhaps
they'll unveil their new strategy sending strongly worded

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tweets to our enemies, although Laura
Trump says the North Koreans don't have to

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like them. Maybe they could just
bookmark them to read later. Meanwhile,

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it looks like President Biden has decided
to take a swing at Trump's black jobs

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comment, and he's swinging harder than
a kid at a pinata party. Biden,

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speaking at the NAACP convention in Las
Vegas, decided to give Trump's debate

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comments a good old fashioned presidential roasting. When Trump talked about black jobs and

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Hispanic jobs, I guess he forgot
that jobs don't come with a color chart.

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But don't worry, Biden's here to
remind us what a black job really

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is. Apparently it's being Vice president
or president. Biden proudly pointed to Kamala

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Harris and Barack Obama as examples.
It's like he's playing political bingo and just

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got a full house. The crowd
started chanting four more Years, like they

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were at a rock concert. Of
course, an actual rock concert would have

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young guys like Mick Jagger and Keith
Richards and not Joe Biden. It looks

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like there's more drama behind the scenes
at MSNBC than in a daytime soap opera.

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Joe Scarborough, the man who's been
waking up America with his political hot

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takes and perfectly quaffed hair, is
feeling a bit how should we put this

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bamboozled, hoodwinked led astray. Apparently
the big wigs at MSNBC told Joe and

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his Morning Joe crew that they'd be
taking a day off because of the Trump

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assassination attempt, you know, for
unified coverage and all that jazz. But

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lo and behold, what is Joe
ce when he flips on the TV Nicole

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Wallace and Aery Melbur hosting their shows
like it's just another Monday. Joe's reaction,

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We were very surprised. We were
very disappointed. I bet he was.

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It's like showing up to a potluck
and finding out everyone else got to

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bring their signature dishes while you're stuck
at home with a casserole dish full of

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disappointment. And let's not forget the
conspiracy theories some folks were saying, MSNBC

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was afraid a guest might say something
impolite about the shooting, because heaven forbid

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we have any impolite remarks on cable
news. Right. MSNBC of course denied

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this faster than you can say fake
news, insisting it was all about the

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gravity and complexity of the situation.
Sure, and I'm the Queen of England.

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Look, Joe, if you have
free time, you can hang out

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with me here at the Milwaukee Roadhouse
and Motor Inn, where Calaroga Shark Media

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has me staying this week. We
even have free HBO and a pool that's

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a little green. Well, folks, it looks like the real star of

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the Republican National Convention isn't Donald Trump, jd Vance, or even Jim Justice.

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It's a sixty pound English bulldog named
Baby Dog. Move over, political

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pundits. The people have spoken and
they want more drool and less well political

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drool. Baby Dog stole the show
faster than you can say, Who's a

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good girl? Jim Justice thought he
was going to give a speech, but

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the crowd had other ideas. They
started chanting baby Dog, Baby Dog,

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like they were at a rock concert. I guess in twenty twenty four,

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bulldogs are the new rock stars.
And let's talk about Baby Dog's resume,

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shall we. She's been on the
floor of the State Senate, She's in

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a mural with Abraham Lincoln, and
she was even the mascot for a vaccination

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campaign. Is there anything this dog
can't do? She should run for president.

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Baby Dog's favorite things include Jim Justice, Wendy's nuggets, riding shotgun and

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Dad's suburban, and napping. Sounds
like she's living the American dream, doesn't

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it. But the real kicker Baby
Dog merch. That's right. You can

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now buy t shirts, mugs,
and stickers featuring this political powerhouse move over.

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Maga Hats Baby Dog twenty twenty four
is the new hot ticket item.

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So there you have it, folks. In a world of political chaos,

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a chubby bulldog named Baby Dog is
bringing people together who knew the path to

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unity was paved with drool and Wendy's
Nuggets. Stay tuned for more breaking news

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from the RNC. Will Baby Dog
announce her run for the presidency. There's

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probably nothing against that in the Constitution
to prevent it, and if there is,

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the Trump vance Supreme Court might look
the other way. Portions of today's

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program were made with the help of
AI and Baby Dog.