Aug. 15, 2024

RFK reportedly asked to be in Harris cabinet

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Well we didn't even have to make up an RFK story today.

What was with Trump's voice thie other night?

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Calarogu Shark Media.

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From Washington, DC, where we totally didn't ask Harris for

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a cabinet position.

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This is ballot, that's right.

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I mean, what would I even be the secretary of Snark? Hey,

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I kind of like that. Let's get some T shirts made,

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Let's hit this. So what was with Trump's voice the

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other night? Did he forget his dentures? Did Sylvester the

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Cat's sub in for him? Does Sylvester sub in for people?

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I wouldn't mind taking a summer Friday off if Sylvester

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is available. Ah. The Trump Musk Interview a conversation between

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a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer and another who

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seems to believe the future is just one awkward tweet away.

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So what happened? Well, folks tuned in.

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To hear Donald Trump chat with Elon Musk on x

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formerly known as Twitter but now rebranded as the social

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media equivalent of a midlife crisis. Instead of hearing the

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usual Trump bravado, people noticed something odd. It was like

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Trump had suddenly developed a lisp, or maybe he was

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trying out a new accent. Slurred Trump like he was

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auditioning for a role in a Scorsese film. Naturally, when

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people asked what was going on, Trump's campaign responded in

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their usual tone of denial and gaslighting.

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They told the Daily Beast must be your ears.

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Yeah, because when a whole audience hears the same thing,

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clearly the problem is their ears.

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But even Trump couldn't stick to the script.

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He eventually admitted that his voice did sound somewhat different

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and strange. Words you definitely want to hear from a

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guy who might be your next president.

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Trump blamed the complexity of modern.

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Day equipment for the weirdness, because apparently even technology is

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part of the deep state now. He then posted what

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he called an actual and perfect recording of the interview

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on truth Social urging everyone to enjoy like he's selling

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us his new mixtape Elon. Musk, being the supportive pal

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that he is, is, shared this higher quality version on

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x though the only thing that got upgraded was the confusion. Earlier,

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Musk had blamed the whole fiasco on a massive cyber attack,

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which he hinted might have been orchestrated by you guessed it,

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the Dems, because when in doubt, blame the people who

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can't even agree on what time brunch should start.

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But wait, there's more.

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Musk later backtracked, admitting that X made some unforced errors.

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Ourselves translation were not perfect, but hey, at least we're

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not Facebook. Let's not forget that Musk recently fully endorsed Trump,

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even though not too long ago. Trump called Musk a

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BS artist and joked that he could have made Elon

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drop to his knees and bag during a White House meeting.

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Ah politics, the only place where yesterday's insult is today's bromance.

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In the end, what did we learn from this interview? Well,

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nothing new really.

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Trump still says strange things, Musk still has a thing

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for technical glitches, and when these two worlds collide, we

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all get to sit back, listen and wonder did that

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just happen or did my ears finally give out. Desi Lyddick,

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hosting The Daily Show, commented on the technical issues with

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the Twitter chat. That's right, only the Deep State could

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make Elon Musk's website suck, just like they're to blame

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for making his cars look like a DeLorean whose mom

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smoked during pregnancy. But if there's a deep state trying

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to silence Donald Trump, you suck at your job. Okay,

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there is no one more unsilent than Donald Trump right now, Hey,

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Deep State, look at me, Look at me.

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Do better.

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Desi also commented on Trump, saying Harris is attractive. I

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think we finally found the one thing Trump is incapable

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of lying about. If he thinks someone is hot, he'll

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say they're hot. He'll lie about winning an election, but

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he has deep respect for the sanctity of bangability. Jimmy

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Fallon joked, it's nice to know the guy who's building

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self driving cars and spaceships hasn't quite figured out how

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to broadcast a phone call technical issues in a forty

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minute delay. On the bright side, Trump was just endorsed

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by Spirit Airlines.

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Fallin again.

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Ahead of the Democratic National Convention, Kamal Harris and Tim

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Waltz are taking a bus tour together through Pennsylvania. Yeah,

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and this is interesting. It's the same bus that Democrats

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through President Biden under Seth Meyers joked. Former Vice President

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Mike Pence said in a recent interview that he cannot

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endorse former President Trump because Trump wanted him to overturn

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the twenty twenty election, and he can't endorse Kamala Harris

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because that's third base, and he's married Stephen Colebar was

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more interested in that story about Trump renting Epstein's plane.

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Finding out that they'd rented the plane of one of

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Trump's most notorious pedophile buddies has thrown the Trump team

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into a full panic mode, which is why they've released

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a statement claiming that the campaign had absolutely no idea

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that the aircraft they rented was previously owned by mister Epstein.

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So now they're ditching Epstein's plane and Trump will be

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traveling to all future events in OJ Simpson's hot air balloon.

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Wow, Trump and Epstein.

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If that plane could talk, it would be found dead

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in its jail cell. So, in the ongoing saga of

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what the heck is Robert F. Kennedy Junior doing, our

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favorite independent candidate has decided to audition for a role

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in Kamala Harris's administration. Yes, RFK Junior actually reached out

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to Team Harris asking if maybe he could get a

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sweet cabinet gig if he backs her campaign. Spoiler alert,

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Kamala is not exactly updating her resume just yet. Now

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imagine this scene RFK Junior sending a message through his

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people to Kamala's team, like, Hey, what if I threw

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my support behind you and you made me I don't know,

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secretary of health or something.

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But here's the thing. Kamala and her squad have responded

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with a resounding nothing. He tried the same pitch with

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Donald Trump not long ago. He even sat down with the.

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Guy in Milwaukee to chat about a possible role advising

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Trump on health issues. If you know he ends up winning,

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It's like he's playing political bingo, just trying to see

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which box he can check first. Kennedy's big idea is

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that his polling data shows both Harris and Trump could

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use a little RFK boost in key states, thirty one

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of them to be exact.

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He's out there.

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Saying, hey, I can help you win, just give me

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a cabinet position. But so far, neither Kamala nor Trump

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has said, yeah, that sounds great, Bob.

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When can you start now?

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RFK Junior is still in the race, even though his

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polling has dipped since Biden dropped out. And get this,

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his daughter in law Amarillis sent out an email saying, look,

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Biden can't win this. Bobby drops out and Trump wins

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by two states. But if Bobby stays in He's got this.

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You can almost hear the Harris camp rolling their eyes

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as they hit delete on that one. Oh and Kennedy's

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also been trying to get Hollywood big shots like Ari

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Emmanuel and Rob Reiner to help him out.

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But here's the kicker.

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When they reached out to Democratic insiders, it was like

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trying to get through to Santa in July. Nothing the

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beauty of an RFK story. Did I make this one up?

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Or is it actual news? You really aren't sure? Well,

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this one is actual news. Portions of today's program were

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made with the help of AI, but not that story.