May 11, 2024
RFK Jr.'s Brain Worms and JFK's grandson's awful Political Parodies
In today's episode, we dive headfirst into the bizarre world of brain worms and political parodies, because why not?First up, the jaw-dropping revelation that RFK Jr. claims to have once battled brain worms, sparking a whirlwind of speculation and...
In today's episode, we dive headfirst into the bizarre world of brain worms and political parodies, because why not?First up, the jaw-dropping revelation that RFK Jr. claims to have once battled brain worms, sparking a whirlwind of speculation and eyebrow-raising. We explore the surreal saga of how a literal parasite allegedly invaded his gray matter, leaving us all wondering about the sanity of our political contenders.But the weirdness doesn't stop there. Join us as we dissect Jack Schlossberg's unconventional campaign tactics, including his cringe-worthy regional accent impressions aimed at mocking his anti-vax cousin, RFK Jr. From Cockney caricatures to Deep South drawls, Schlossberg's efforts to rally support for President Biden take a decidedly comedic turn.And just when you thought things couldn't get any stranger, we uncover the eccentricities of the RFK Jr. campaign, from advisers jetting off to Costa Rica for spiritual rejuvenation to a deep-seated fear of microwaves and their alleged electromagnetic radiation. With each revelation, the line between political theater and outright lunacy becomes increasingly blurred.
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Calarogu Shark media from Washington, DC. Ask not what brainworms can do for
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you, ask what you can do
for the brainworm. This is ballot.
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That's right, brainworms. I don't
work weekends for no reason. Let's hit
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00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:24.559
this. Did you see rfk Junior
has brainworms? Our choices are an old
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00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:27.879
guy, a guy involved in like
four hundred court cases, and a guy
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00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:32.359
with brainworms. It's too bad OJ
died. He could have won this thing,
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seth Meyer said. Independent presidential candidate
Robert F. Kennedy Junior posted on
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00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:41.719
x and said, I offer to
eat five more brainworms and still beat Donald
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00:00:41.759 --> 00:00:45.240
Trump and President Biden in a debate. And this can't be good. His
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00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:50.560
supporters have already made it a TikTok
challenge, seth added, So let me
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00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:56.000
just go through my list of Kennedy
family quotes. According to a twenty twelve
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00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:00.920
divorce deposition obtained by The New York
Times, the current third party residential candidate
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00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:04.519
claimed his past cognitive issues were caused
by a worm that got into my brain
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00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:08.719
and ate a portion of it and
then died. Apparently, back in twenty
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00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:15.799
ten, Kennedy was experiencing such severe
memory loss and mental fogginess that friends worried
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00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:19.280
he had a brain tumor, and
while neurologists initially thought that was the case,
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00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:25.040
one doctor at New York Presbyterian allegedly
had a much more outlandish theory,
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00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:30.319
a parasite inhabiting Kennedy's brain, because
when you hear hoof beats, you gotta
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00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:34.519
think zebras with the side of nightmare
fuel parasites right to make this tail even
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00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:40.040
wilder, Kennedy says, around the
same time, doctors also discovered he had
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00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:44.719
mercury poisoning, likely from eating too
much fish. So not only was he
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00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:49.560
battling a real life Wrath of cons
scenario with a brain burrowing creature, he
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00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:55.439
was also slowly being poisoned like a
fancy Victorian aristocrat. While Kennedy insists he's
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00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:59.799
recovered from those cognitive troubles, you'd
think tales of brain eating worms might raise
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00:01:59.840 --> 00:02:04.920
some red flags about his fitness for
office, but nope, the campaign shrugged
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00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:10.360
it off as a hilarious suggestion compared
to whichever septagenarian he's running against. Gotta
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00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:15.560
admire the unshakable confidence there, though
it does make you wonder what RFK Junior's
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00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:23.080
spirit animal is a literal tapeworm,
because embracing that brain parasite origin story as
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00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:28.080
your superpower is a wild brand of
political performance art. In any case,
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00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:32.000
this isn't even the weirdest thing about
Kennedy's campaign. When your main platform is
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disavowing COVID vaccines and cozying up to
anti vaxers, a few yarns about brain
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00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:43.879
parasites and mercury poisoning probably register as
perfectly normal health talk. Still, you've
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got to hand it to the guy
for having a great story to whip out
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at Compenga's sure most candidates bond over
their humble beginnings or patriotic call to service.
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Kennedy's got everyone beat with the time
he had to overcome a literal brain
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eating invader. Now that's a nice
breaker. Well, it looks like Jack
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00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:06.759
Schlosberg is taking an unconventional approach to
campaigning for President Biden. The thirty one
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00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:10.599
year old grandson of JFK has been
serving up a buffet of regional accent impressions
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on Instagram to mock his anti VAX's
cousin, Robert F. Kennedy Junior,
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00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:21.719
and rally support for the incumbent.
In his latest comedic contribution, Schlosberg debuted
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00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:25.960
a character he's calling Tiny Tim,
a Cockney accented bloke who mocks RFK Junior's
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cries about bodily autonomy when it comes
to vaccines, channeling his inner Dick Van
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Dyke from Mary Poppins, No doubt, we went to pull the audio here.
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I'll play five seconds so you get
the idea. Hi, Hi,
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now you're doin love. My name
is is Tim. They call me Dony
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Tim Downtee. But Tiny Tim is
just the latest in a parade of imaginary
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voters Schlosberg has trotted out to Zinger's
cousin. Earlier this week, he played
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00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:57.919
Jimmy from Massachusetts, who brands Kennedy
a prick for his third party run while
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00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:02.319
praising Biden's economic policies with some very
New England dephrasing a lot of people talking,
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00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:05.520
a lot of people talking about Robert
F. Kennedy Junior. Robert F.
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Kennedy Junior. You know I'm a
fan of his father, and you
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know his uncle rests in peace.
I remember the day where I was today
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he was killed. I mean,
it was a tragic to the entire country.
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Wept, But listen, that guy
he's a prick not stopping there.
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00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:26.920
Schlosberg has also voiced a Deep South
caricature named Wade, who defends Biden from
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00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:31.959
inflation blame with some dubious economic analysis
told in an exaggerated drawl, because what's
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00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:38.439
a collection of regional stereotypes without a
big daddy simpleton. Rounding out the ensemble
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00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:43.279
is a pair of New York accented
fellas, a nasally guy fretting over rfk's
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00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:47.079
plan to acts the Federal Reserve,
and a more street wise bloke preemptively defending
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00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:54.360
Schlosberg from charges that his shtick is
offensive, because nothing diffuses claims of insensitivity
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00:04:54.439 --> 00:05:00.120
quite like more over the top ethnic
impressions. Look, Schlosberg's heart seems to
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00:04:59.959 --> 00:05:04.120
to be in the right place,
vehemently disavowing his conspiracy touting cousin while stumping
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00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:09.360
for the president, and a bit
of levity never hurts in the often dreary
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00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:15.319
political arena. But yeesh, these
cringeworthy caricatures veer awfully close to the kind
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00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:19.360
of reductive, stereotype fueled comedy that
gets called out more often than not these
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00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:24.920
days. Tiny Tim Wade and the
Fellas feel like they were plucked straight from
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00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:30.560
some mid twentieth century vaudeville act or
animated Disney relic. Then again, maybe
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00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:35.399
the outlandish impersonations are meant to be
purposefully absurd. A next Jen Kennedy using
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00:05:35.439 --> 00:05:41.720
his famous pedigree to satirize the divisions
and assumptions that so often cloud political discourse,
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00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:46.160
In which case mission accomplished, we
guess, or more likely, it's
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just a well intentioned nephew who happens
to be really, really bad at regional
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accents and doesn't have anywhere else to
take out his RFK Junior frustrations. Well,
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bust out the tinfoil hats, folks, because the RFK Junior campaign is
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00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:09.959
taking paranoia to wacky new heights.
According to reports, this motley crew of
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anti vaxers and conspiracy theorists have some, let's say, unconventional ways of operating.
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It seems top advisor Charles Eisenstein felt
the need to reconnect with spirit by
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jetting off to Costa Rica in the
midst of campaign season. Hey, when
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the aur needs cleansing, I guess
duties like attempting to become the leader of
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the free world can wait. Then
there's comms director Del Bigtree, who apparently
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used a hot January day to take
a rally field trip a mere block from
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the Capitol on January sixth. Nothing
ominous about that location pick, but the
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piece to resistance has to be the
campaign's deathly fear of microwaves and their nefarious
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electromagnetic radiation, to the point where
potlucks became logistical nightmares, with staffers urged
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to bring crock pots instead of using
those nuclear satan boxes we call microwaves.
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Apparently every Sunday kicks off off with
a virtual seance sorry prayer session led by
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a reverend who's likewise terrified of vaccine
requirements for kids, because what better energizes
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a campaign than a weekly dose of
fringe conspiracy. And in case you wondered
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if the head honcho was exempt from
the kookiness, RFK himself allegedly joined a
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zoom Christmas party while admittedly high,
before AIDS had to clarify he just had
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dentist, great anesthesia flowing. Real
professional there, but hey, for an
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eight thousand dollars per month consulting fee, I'm sure that high school grad the
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campaign hired is worth every pretty penny
of expertise, even if former staffers are
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calling the whole operation a grifter's paradise
waiting to happen. In all seriousness,
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though, an administration led by this
bunch of nut jobs could be genuinely terrifying.
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If they're this paranoid about kitchen appliances, now imagine the havoc they could
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reek with actual power. Let's just
hope voters show more sense than to entrust
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them with anything sharp or electronic.
Parts of today's show were made with the
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help of AID, but not the
Bobby Kennedy impressions. If we used AI
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for that, they would have at
least been good. Oh, if you're
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mad at me because I haven't made
fun of Joe Biden in two days.
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Joe Biden is so old that he
actually dated Mary Poppins in high school.
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Calarogu Shark media from Washington, DC. Ask not what brainworms can do for
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00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:13.519
you, ask what you can do
for the brainworm. This is ballot.
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00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:18.960
That's right, brainworms. I don't
work weekends for no reason. Let's hit
4
00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:24.559
this. Did you see rfk Junior
has brainworms? Our choices are an old
5
00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:27.879
guy, a guy involved in like
four hundred court cases, and a guy
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00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:32.359
with brainworms. It's too bad OJ
died. He could have won this thing,
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00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:37.560
seth Meyer said. Independent presidential candidate
Robert F. Kennedy Junior posted on
8
00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:41.719
x and said, I offer to
eat five more brainworms and still beat Donald
9
00:00:41.759 --> 00:00:45.240
Trump and President Biden in a debate. And this can't be good. His
10
00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:50.560
supporters have already made it a TikTok
challenge, seth added, So let me
11
00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:56.000
just go through my list of Kennedy
family quotes. According to a twenty twelve
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00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:00.920
divorce deposition obtained by The New York
Times, the current third party residential candidate
13
00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:04.519
claimed his past cognitive issues were caused
by a worm that got into my brain
14
00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:08.719
and ate a portion of it and
then died. Apparently, back in twenty
15
00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:15.799
ten, Kennedy was experiencing such severe
memory loss and mental fogginess that friends worried
16
00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:19.280
he had a brain tumor, and
while neurologists initially thought that was the case,
17
00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:25.040
one doctor at New York Presbyterian allegedly
had a much more outlandish theory,
18
00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:30.319
a parasite inhabiting Kennedy's brain, because
when you hear hoof beats, you gotta
19
00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:34.519
think zebras with the side of nightmare
fuel parasites right to make this tail even
20
00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:40.040
wilder, Kennedy says, around the
same time, doctors also discovered he had
21
00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:44.719
mercury poisoning, likely from eating too
much fish. So not only was he
22
00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:49.560
battling a real life Wrath of cons
scenario with a brain burrowing creature, he
23
00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:55.439
was also slowly being poisoned like a
fancy Victorian aristocrat. While Kennedy insists he's
24
00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:59.799
recovered from those cognitive troubles, you'd
think tales of brain eating worms might raise
25
00:01:59.840 --> 00:02:04.920
some red flags about his fitness for
office, but nope, the campaign shrugged
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00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:10.360
it off as a hilarious suggestion compared
to whichever septagenarian he's running against. Gotta
27
00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:15.560
admire the unshakable confidence there, though
it does make you wonder what RFK Junior's
28
00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:23.080
spirit animal is a literal tapeworm,
because embracing that brain parasite origin story as
29
00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:28.080
your superpower is a wild brand of
political performance art. In any case,
30
00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:32.000
this isn't even the weirdest thing about
Kennedy's campaign. When your main platform is
31
00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:37.840
disavowing COVID vaccines and cozying up to
anti vaxers, a few yarns about brain
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00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:43.879
parasites and mercury poisoning probably register as
perfectly normal health talk. Still, you've
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00:02:43.879 --> 00:02:46.639
got to hand it to the guy
for having a great story to whip out
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00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:52.319
at Compenga's sure most candidates bond over
their humble beginnings or patriotic call to service.
35
00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:55.039
Kennedy's got everyone beat with the time
he had to overcome a literal brain
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00:02:55.080 --> 00:03:00.840
eating invader. Now that's a nice
breaker. Well, it looks like Jack
37
00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:06.759
Schlosberg is taking an unconventional approach to
campaigning for President Biden. The thirty one
38
00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:10.599
year old grandson of JFK has been
serving up a buffet of regional accent impressions
39
00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:15.599
on Instagram to mock his anti VAX's
cousin, Robert F. Kennedy Junior,
40
00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:21.719
and rally support for the incumbent.
In his latest comedic contribution, Schlosberg debuted
41
00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:25.960
a character he's calling Tiny Tim,
a Cockney accented bloke who mocks RFK Junior's
42
00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:30.680
cries about bodily autonomy when it comes
to vaccines, channeling his inner Dick Van
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00:03:30.719 --> 00:03:35.199
Dyke from Mary Poppins, No doubt, we went to pull the audio here.
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00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:38.479
I'll play five seconds so you get
the idea. Hi, Hi,
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00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:44.280
now you're doin love. My name
is is Tim. They call me Dony
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00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:47.400
Tim Downtee. But Tiny Tim is
just the latest in a parade of imaginary
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00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:53.039
voters Schlosberg has trotted out to Zinger's
cousin. Earlier this week, he played
48
00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:57.919
Jimmy from Massachusetts, who brands Kennedy
a prick for his third party run while
49
00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:02.319
praising Biden's economic policies with some very
New England dephrasing a lot of people talking,
50
00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:05.520
a lot of people talking about Robert
F. Kennedy Junior. Robert F.
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00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:09.879
Kennedy Junior. You know I'm a
fan of his father, and you
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00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:14.680
know his uncle rests in peace.
I remember the day where I was today
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00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:16.079
he was killed. I mean,
it was a tragic to the entire country.
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00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:20.639
Wept, But listen, that guy
he's a prick not stopping there.
55
00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:26.920
Schlosberg has also voiced a Deep South
caricature named Wade, who defends Biden from
56
00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:31.959
inflation blame with some dubious economic analysis
told in an exaggerated drawl, because what's
57
00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:38.439
a collection of regional stereotypes without a
big daddy simpleton. Rounding out the ensemble
58
00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:43.279
is a pair of New York accented
fellas, a nasally guy fretting over rfk's
59
00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:47.079
plan to acts the Federal Reserve,
and a more street wise bloke preemptively defending
60
00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:54.360
Schlosberg from charges that his shtick is
offensive, because nothing diffuses claims of insensitivity
61
00:04:54.439 --> 00:05:00.120
quite like more over the top ethnic
impressions. Look, Schlosberg's heart seems to
62
00:04:59.959 --> 00:05:04.120
to be in the right place,
vehemently disavowing his conspiracy touting cousin while stumping
63
00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:09.360
for the president, and a bit
of levity never hurts in the often dreary
64
00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:15.319
political arena. But yeesh, these
cringeworthy caricatures veer awfully close to the kind
65
00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:19.360
of reductive, stereotype fueled comedy that
gets called out more often than not these
66
00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:24.920
days. Tiny Tim Wade and the
Fellas feel like they were plucked straight from
67
00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:30.560
some mid twentieth century vaudeville act or
animated Disney relic. Then again, maybe
68
00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:35.399
the outlandish impersonations are meant to be
purposefully absurd. A next Jen Kennedy using
69
00:05:35.439 --> 00:05:41.720
his famous pedigree to satirize the divisions
and assumptions that so often cloud political discourse,
70
00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:46.160
In which case mission accomplished, we
guess, or more likely, it's
71
00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:49.720
just a well intentioned nephew who happens
to be really, really bad at regional
72
00:05:49.759 --> 00:06:00.839
accents and doesn't have anywhere else to
take out his RFK Junior frustrations. Well,
73
00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:03.839
bust out the tinfoil hats, folks, because the RFK Junior campaign is
74
00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:09.959
taking paranoia to wacky new heights.
According to reports, this motley crew of
75
00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:15.319
anti vaxers and conspiracy theorists have some, let's say, unconventional ways of operating.
76
00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:19.839
It seems top advisor Charles Eisenstein felt
the need to reconnect with spirit by
77
00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:25.160
jetting off to Costa Rica in the
midst of campaign season. Hey, when
78
00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:28.639
the aur needs cleansing, I guess
duties like attempting to become the leader of
79
00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:32.120
the free world can wait. Then
there's comms director Del Bigtree, who apparently
80
00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:35.639
used a hot January day to take
a rally field trip a mere block from
81
00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:42.120
the Capitol on January sixth. Nothing
ominous about that location pick, but the
82
00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:46.639
piece to resistance has to be the
campaign's deathly fear of microwaves and their nefarious
83
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electromagnetic radiation, to the point where
potlucks became logistical nightmares, with staffers urged
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to bring crock pots instead of using
those nuclear satan boxes we call microwaves.
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Apparently every Sunday kicks off off with
a virtual seance sorry prayer session led by
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a reverend who's likewise terrified of vaccine
requirements for kids, because what better energizes
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a campaign than a weekly dose of
fringe conspiracy. And in case you wondered
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if the head honcho was exempt from
the kookiness, RFK himself allegedly joined a
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zoom Christmas party while admittedly high,
before AIDS had to clarify he just had
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dentist, great anesthesia flowing. Real
professional there, but hey, for an
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eight thousand dollars per month consulting fee, I'm sure that high school grad the
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campaign hired is worth every pretty penny
of expertise, even if former staffers are
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calling the whole operation a grifter's paradise
waiting to happen. In all seriousness,
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though, an administration led by this
bunch of nut jobs could be genuinely terrifying.
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If they're this paranoid about kitchen appliances, now imagine the havoc they could
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reek with actual power. Let's just
hope voters show more sense than to entrust
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them with anything sharp or electronic.
Parts of today's show were made with the
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help of AID, but not the
Bobby Kennedy impressions. If we used AI
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for that, they would have at
least been good. Oh, if you're
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mad at me because I haven't made
fun of Joe Biden in two days.
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Joe Biden is so old that he
actually dated Mary Poppins in high school.
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