May 3, 2024
Pizza Delivery Boy Donald Trump's hilarious nickname
Well, Trump has a hilairous nickname. Nothing funner than this one.
The Don also dropped off some pizzas to a firehouse.
Well, Trump has a hilairous nickname. Nothing funner than this one.
The Don also dropped off some pizzas to a firehouse.
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Calarogu Shark Media from the City that
Never Sleeps, where even the pizza deliveries
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come with a side of criminal charges. It's time for another episode of Ballot,
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the podcast that brings you the latest
and political shenanigans, now with extra
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00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:23.079
cheese. Today, Trump's got a
pretty funny new nickname, and he's delivering
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00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:29.120
pizza. Let's hit it first.
Some jokes from Late Night about a cold
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00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:35.439
old man falling asleep. No not
Joe Donald Stephen Colbert said, So either
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00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:38.799
he's falling asleep again, or he's
doing that little kid thing where he thinks
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if he can't see you, no
one can see him. Jimmy Kimmel joked.
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Eric Trump attended his dad's porn star
hush money trial today, which in
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the Trump family is as close as
you get to playing catch in the yard.
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Cold Bear's take on the trial.
So he paid out hundreds of thousands
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of dollars so his wife wouldn't find
out he didn't have an affair. Malania,
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this is gonna be hard for you
to hear, but you're not the
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only woman I'm not having sex with. Let's take two sentences to give a
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semi serious look at the trial.
Michael Cohen's despondent calls and the possibility of
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more fines for Trump were among the
key takeaways from day ten of the former
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president's criminal trial in New York City. Jurors heard recorded calls from Michael Cohen
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for the first time, including one
where he lamented his relationship with Trump and
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claimed the former president said I hate
the fact that we did it in reference
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to paying Daniels. But let's get
to the funny party. A CNN panel
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of analysts and anchors broke out into
laughter Thursday as Jake Tapper read a social
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media post from Michael Cohen fusing vulgar
language to blast Trump. Jake Tapper told
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the audience, Okay, I apologize
for this update ahead of time, but
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Todd Blanche, the Trump attorney,
is specifically reading a post that Michael Cohen
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made on Twitter on April twenty second, in which he refers to Donald Trump
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as von schitzen pants. That is
just a factual record that I am bringing
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before you. This is in the
court transcript von schitzen Pants. The panel
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gathered in CNN's studio broke into giggles
as Tapper continued. Blanche also said there
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00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:14.879
are repeated attacks on Trump and his
candidacy. On Cohen's podcast in TikTok,
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account, Tapper said, fresh off
a day in court for his unprecedented criminal
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trial, Von schitzen Pants decided to
make a pit stop at a midtown Manhattan
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fire department to honor first responders.
And what better way to show your appreciation
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than by showing up with a stack
of pizzas. That's right, The presumptive
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twenty twenty four Republican presidential nominee arrived
at the same fire department he visited back
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in twenty twenty one to commemorate the
twentieth anniversary of nine to eleven, But
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this time he came bearing gifts,
and by gifts, I mean a bunch
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of greasy, cheesy pies, because
nothing says thank you for your service like
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a few slices of pepperoni and mushroom? Am I Right now? You might
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be wondering why the FDN Y would
even want to host a guy like Trump,
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00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:05.800
given his penchant for stirring up controversy
and making headlines for all the wrong
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reasons. But according to the department, they appreciate anyone who supports first responders,
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no matter their political affiliation. So
I guess that means if Kim Jong
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un showed up with a few boxes
of dominoes, they'd be cool with that
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too. Of Course, Trump being
Trump, he couldn't resist using his visit
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to the fire department as an opportunity
to blast the criminal trial in case against
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him. He's been calling it election
interference and accusing prosecutors of working with the
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00:03:36.439 --> 00:03:39.639
Biden Whitehouse to keep him off the
campaign trail. But let's be real,
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if anyone knows a thing or two
about election interference, it's Donald Russia.
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00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:50.840
If you're listening Trump speaking of the
campaign trail, Trump has been making the
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00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:53.639
most of his time in New York
City. When he's not busy delivering pizza
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to firefighters, he's been stopping by
bodega's and rallying his supporters. And by
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00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:01.759
rallying, I mean basking in the
chance of Trump, Trump, Trump,
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00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:06.960
and four more years from the adoring
crowds. But perhaps the most surreal moment
54
00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.960
of Trump's bodega visit came when he
declared that he's going to make a big
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00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:15.360
play for New York and stop crime
by letting the police do their job.
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00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:20.680
Because if there's one thing New Yorkers
love. It's taking advice on crime fighting
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00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:27.439
from a guy who's facing criminal charges
himself. Look, nothing is going to
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00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:30.319
be funnier than von schitzen Pants,
so let's call it a weekend. I'm
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00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:35.480
taking the weekend off unless World War
three breaks out or something. Portions of
60
00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:40.160
this program were created with the help
of AI, and if World War three
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00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:43.319
does break out, I guess the
AI can host this thing for me.
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00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:46.959
If you'd like these episodes without commercial
interruption, open up this show on the
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00:04:46.959 --> 00:04:51.879
Apple Podcasts app and become a subscriber
For just four ninety nine a month.
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00:04:53.079 --> 00:04:57.519
You can get this and other shows
on the Calaroga Shark Network, including daily
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comedy news without commercials. See you
on Day
1
00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:10.199
Calarogu Shark Media from the City that
Never Sleeps, where even the pizza deliveries
2
00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:14.199
come with a side of criminal charges. It's time for another episode of Ballot,
3
00:00:14.599 --> 00:00:18.519
the podcast that brings you the latest
and political shenanigans, now with extra
4
00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:23.079
cheese. Today, Trump's got a
pretty funny new nickname, and he's delivering
5
00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:29.120
pizza. Let's hit it first.
Some jokes from Late Night about a cold
6
00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:35.439
old man falling asleep. No not
Joe Donald Stephen Colbert said, So either
7
00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:38.799
he's falling asleep again, or he's
doing that little kid thing where he thinks
8
00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:42.560
if he can't see you, no
one can see him. Jimmy Kimmel joked.
9
00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:46.719
Eric Trump attended his dad's porn star
hush money trial today, which in
10
00:00:46.759 --> 00:00:49.600
the Trump family is as close as
you get to playing catch in the yard.
11
00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:54.359
Cold Bear's take on the trial.
So he paid out hundreds of thousands
12
00:00:54.399 --> 00:00:58.719
of dollars so his wife wouldn't find
out he didn't have an affair. Malania,
13
00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:00.039
this is gonna be hard for you
to hear, but you're not the
14
00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:04.239
only woman I'm not having sex with. Let's take two sentences to give a
15
00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:10.879
semi serious look at the trial.
Michael Cohen's despondent calls and the possibility of
16
00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:15.239
more fines for Trump were among the
key takeaways from day ten of the former
17
00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:19.480
president's criminal trial in New York City. Jurors heard recorded calls from Michael Cohen
18
00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:23.640
for the first time, including one
where he lamented his relationship with Trump and
19
00:01:23.719 --> 00:01:27.920
claimed the former president said I hate
the fact that we did it in reference
20
00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:33.159
to paying Daniels. But let's get
to the funny party. A CNN panel
21
00:01:33.159 --> 00:01:37.760
of analysts and anchors broke out into
laughter Thursday as Jake Tapper read a social
22
00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:42.120
media post from Michael Cohen fusing vulgar
language to blast Trump. Jake Tapper told
23
00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:47.760
the audience, Okay, I apologize
for this update ahead of time, but
24
00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:52.280
Todd Blanche, the Trump attorney,
is specifically reading a post that Michael Cohen
25
00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:56.000
made on Twitter on April twenty second, in which he refers to Donald Trump
26
00:01:56.120 --> 00:02:00.359
as von schitzen pants. That is
just a factual record that I am bringing
27
00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:05.400
before you. This is in the
court transcript von schitzen Pants. The panel
28
00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:09.919
gathered in CNN's studio broke into giggles
as Tapper continued. Blanche also said there
29
00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:14.879
are repeated attacks on Trump and his
candidacy. On Cohen's podcast in TikTok,
30
00:02:14.919 --> 00:02:20.680
account, Tapper said, fresh off
a day in court for his unprecedented criminal
31
00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:23.639
trial, Von schitzen Pants decided to
make a pit stop at a midtown Manhattan
32
00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:29.759
fire department to honor first responders.
And what better way to show your appreciation
33
00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:34.840
than by showing up with a stack
of pizzas. That's right, The presumptive
34
00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:39.120
twenty twenty four Republican presidential nominee arrived
at the same fire department he visited back
35
00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:44.879
in twenty twenty one to commemorate the
twentieth anniversary of nine to eleven, But
36
00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:49.319
this time he came bearing gifts,
and by gifts, I mean a bunch
37
00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:53.840
of greasy, cheesy pies, because
nothing says thank you for your service like
38
00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:58.039
a few slices of pepperoni and mushroom? Am I Right now? You might
39
00:02:58.080 --> 00:03:00.360
be wondering why the FDN Y would
even want to host a guy like Trump,
40
00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:05.800
given his penchant for stirring up controversy
and making headlines for all the wrong
41
00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:10.919
reasons. But according to the department, they appreciate anyone who supports first responders,
42
00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:16.159
no matter their political affiliation. So
I guess that means if Kim Jong
43
00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:20.680
un showed up with a few boxes
of dominoes, they'd be cool with that
44
00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:25.120
too. Of Course, Trump being
Trump, he couldn't resist using his visit
45
00:03:25.159 --> 00:03:30.199
to the fire department as an opportunity
to blast the criminal trial in case against
46
00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:36.400
him. He's been calling it election
interference and accusing prosecutors of working with the
47
00:03:36.439 --> 00:03:39.639
Biden Whitehouse to keep him off the
campaign trail. But let's be real,
48
00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:45.520
if anyone knows a thing or two
about election interference, it's Donald Russia.
49
00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:50.840
If you're listening Trump speaking of the
campaign trail, Trump has been making the
50
00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:53.639
most of his time in New York
City. When he's not busy delivering pizza
51
00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:59.360
to firefighters, he's been stopping by
bodega's and rallying his supporters. And by
52
00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:01.759
rallying, I mean basking in the
chance of Trump, Trump, Trump,
53
00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:06.960
and four more years from the adoring
crowds. But perhaps the most surreal moment
54
00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.960
of Trump's bodega visit came when he
declared that he's going to make a big
55
00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:15.360
play for New York and stop crime
by letting the police do their job.
56
00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:20.680
Because if there's one thing New Yorkers
love. It's taking advice on crime fighting
57
00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:27.439
from a guy who's facing criminal charges
himself. Look, nothing is going to
58
00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:30.319
be funnier than von schitzen Pants,
so let's call it a weekend. I'm
59
00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:35.480
taking the weekend off unless World War
three breaks out or something. Portions of
60
00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:40.160
this program were created with the help
of AI, and if World War three
61
00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:43.319
does break out, I guess the
AI can host this thing for me.
62
00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:46.959
If you'd like these episodes without commercial
interruption, open up this show on the
63
00:04:46.959 --> 00:04:51.879
Apple Podcasts app and become a subscriber
For just four ninety nine a month.
64
00:04:53.079 --> 00:04:57.519
You can get this and other shows
on the Calaroga Shark Network, including daily
65
00:04:57.519 --> 00:05:00.519
comedy news without commercials. See you
on Day