New poll suggests Kamala Harris would defeat DonaldTrump!
Kamala Harris actually defeat Donald Trump?? Is this where we're heading?? Are we actually talking about HILARY again? Oh My!
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Calaroga Shark media from Washington, DC, where, Oh my god, are
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we really talking about Hillary again?
Really? This is valid? That's right,
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We've got some surprising poll numbers.
Tyler Perry's weighing in, and even
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the late night guys showed up for
work. Let's hit this all right,
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Folks gather around for the latest episode
of Who Wants to Be the Next Democratic
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presidential candidate? Spoiler alert, The
lineup is more unpredictable than a cat on
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a roomba. So the new poll's
in, and if Biden decides he's had
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enough of the presidential rodeo, it
looks like we've got a real barnburner on
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our hands. Gavin Newsom, California's
very own Kendall, is trailing Trump by
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a smidge thirty seven percent to forty
percent, and Gretchen Whitmer, the governor
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of Michigan, is barely ahead of
the why are we doing this again stage
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at thirty six percent to Trump's forty
percent. Clearly, someone needs to remind
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these governors that America loves a good
comeback story, not just a DC haircut
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and a solid pandemic response. Now, this survey of one thousand likely voters,
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has a margin of error of plus
or minus three point one percent,
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So basically, take all these numbers
with a grain of salt the size of
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Trump's ego. Conducted via phone an
email from July second to July sixth,
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This poll is hotter off the press
than Biden's last debate performance, which,
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let's be honest, was a bigger
disaster than a Michael Bay movie marathon.
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Anthony Williams, the Special Project's director
at Ben Dixon and Amandy, chimed in
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with some deep political wisdom. He
said that voters want someone in the mold
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of Clinton. No, not George
Clinton, although Parliament Funkadelic would definitely bring
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the funk to the White House.
Williams argues that voters Crave's sophistication and experience
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something to lull them into a false
sense of security amidst the global chaos,
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because who doesn't want to sleep better
at night knowing our president can handle international
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diplomacy and not another scandalous tweet.
In the hypothetical matchup of dream teams,
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we didn't know we needed a ticket
with Harris and Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro squeaks
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by Trump forty two percent to forty
percent. Yet pair Harris with Whitmer and
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it's a different story. They fall
behind Trump thirty nine percent to forty one
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percent. Clearly Whitmer needs to work
on her debate singers, or perhaps invest
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in a more charismatic running mate.
Now, Hillary Clinton, the woman who
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just won't quit except she totally did
at seventy six, is still younger than
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both Trump and Biden. She's vowed
not to run again, sticking to her
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post debate support for Biden. Meanwhile, Shapiro, fifty one, fresh off
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his Attorney General gig and now running
Pennsylvania, is already making waves. Newsome
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and Whitmer, in their final terms, are out there fundraising and stumping for
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Biden like their political futures depend on
it, because they do. Grab your
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popcorn. Because the Republican National Convention
is about to kick off next week in
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and the suspense
is higher than Hunter Biden's laptop repair bill.
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With the event less than a week
away, the big question on everyone's
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mind is who will former President Trump
pick as his running mate. Will it
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be a political veteran, a fresh
face, or maybe even the MyPillow guy
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In true Trump fashion, he's keeping
us all on the edge of our seats.
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During an appearance on Fox News Hannity, he teased the possibility of announcing
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his VP pick during the convention.
I'd love to do it during the convention,
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he said, making us all wonder
if there's going to be a dramatic
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rose ceremony on the convention stage.
However, Trump added that my people say
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that's a little complicated. Oh you
mean, like the last four years,
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or like explaining quantum physics to a
toddler. So we might get the big
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reveal a little before the convention or
maybe even during, because let's face it,
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nothing says keeping your options open like
deciding your running mate in the middle
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of a major political event. Fox
News host Sean Hannity, ever, the
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helpful sidekick, tossed out some names
that are rumored to be on Trump's shortlist,
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Marco Rubio of Florida, jd Vance
of Ohio, Tim Scott of South
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Carolina, and North Dakota Governor Doug
Burgham. Trump, in his classic style,
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confirmed there in the mix, saying
the names that you mentioned, absolutely,
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they're under consideration. Personally, I
am looking at the comedy aspect of
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all this and rooting for Dakota Doug. I think the little Marco stuff has
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played out. Trump didn't stop there, folks. He boasted about the great
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bench in the Republican Party, which, considering the last few seasons, might
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be more like a bench that could
use a few new cushions. I haven't
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made a final decision, but I
have some ideas as to where we're going,
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he emphasized, leaving us all wondering
if he'll pull a plot twist worthy
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of a reality TV show finale.
Hey, it was nice of the late
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night host to show up for work
ten days after Biden's disastrous debate. Stephen
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Colbear said, I don't know what's
going on in Joe Biden's mind, something
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I apparently have in common with Joe
Biden. Colebar also commented on Joe's new
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schedule. So the state dinners are
all going to be early bird specials?
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Also which eight pm, Sir,
East Coast, West Coast, Moscow.
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The world does not stop at eight
pm? Is Kamala Harris going to have
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to clock in as night president?
Well, Stephen, maybe Joe should take
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ten days off around July fourth,
just saying. John Stewart also finally,
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decided the election was important and came
back from the beach, and boy did
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he have a field day. With
President Biden's recent blunders for a campaign based
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on honesty and decency, the spin
about the debate appears to be blatant bullshit,
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Stuart said, and the redemption tour
hasn't gone that much better. He
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then played clips of Biden's team scrambling
to cover for the president's shaky debate performance
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like a kid who forgot their homework
and blamed the dog. Remember that debunked
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jetlag excuse from a trip taken two
weeks prior. Classic Stuart wasn't buying it.
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We're told that the threat of Trump
is so great and the stakes are
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so high that even bringing up these
absolutely legitimate concerns about the President's ability to
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do the most vigorous job in the
world for the next four years is enabling
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fascism, he said. Yet even
the President doesn't seem particularly alarmed. Q
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the clip of ABC's George Stephanopoulos asking
Biden how he'll feel if he loses to
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Trump in November. Biden's response,
as long as I gave it my alland
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did as good of a job as
I know I can do. That's what
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this is about. That's not what
this is about. Stuart roared. There
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are no participation trophies in endgame democracy. Stuart pointed out that some Biden supporters
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say everyone will rally behind him because
millions voted for him in the primary,
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but as Stuart noted, that was
before the debate exposed Biden's health concerns.
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More starkly, authoritarianism and Donald Trump
aren't the only threats our democracy faces,
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he said, and arthritic status quo
oh, unable or unwilling to respond to
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voter concerns also erodes confidence and faith
in the system of government. Honestly,
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get on board or shut up is
not a particularly compelling pro democracy bumper sticker.
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Jimmy Fallon provided his usual sharp commentary, saying that the Democrats plan to
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remove Biden from the race will eventually
become to tie a bunch of balloons to
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the White House and hope he floats
away like that old guy from Up.
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Oh. Pretty edgy commentary there,
jim take it easy. Even Tyler Perry
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wide in when asked by the Hollywood
Reporter if he's backing Biden. In twenty
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twenty four, Perry dodged like a
pro What's important to me is that America
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remains a democracy free from anyone trying
to be a dictator or king. So
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I'm supporting anyone who stands against that. Translation, I'll back anyone who's not
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plotting to overthrow the government, not
that there are any candidates who would want
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to overthrow the government. On a
cold day in January, classic Hollywood.
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Perry, who supported Biden Harris in
twenty twenty, is playing it safe this
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time around, just as other Hollywood
big shots like Reed Hastings and Abigail Disney
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are urging Biden to sit this one
out. Rob Reiner even did a flip
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flop on Twitter about it, but
Perry's sticking to the Democrat's script that Trump
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wants to be a dictator. At
the premiere, Perry shifted gears to discuss
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his film's deeper meaning. Letting things
go and not trying to hold onto loving
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someone into a place they can't go
to is so important. Well, another
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day went by, and I still
don't have room in the show to tell
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you about the candidate who may or
may not have eaten a dog. Portions
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of today's program were created with the
help of AI. Even the AI wouldn't
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make up that story. For an
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