Nov. 14, 2025

Megyn Kelly Defends 15… Trump Ducks Questions… and Kai’s Golf Faceplant Caps a Wild Day

Show Notes
Transcript

Megyn Kelly set the internet on fire after arguing a defense so deranged it made even her fans recoil.

Then: Trump holds a foster-care event at the White House and delivers a speech that instantly went into the Word Salad Hall of Fame — complete with a mangled “adopt the general population” line and a right hand that looks like it fought a stapler and lost.
Plus: Kai Trump hits the LPGA Tour and posts an eighty-three that would make most golfers fake an injury, though she insists she “outdrove the pros.” Nepotism never slices — only hooks.

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Callaroga Shark Media from Las Vegas, where apparently Megan Kelly

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thinks it's okay to hit on fifteen. This is ballot.

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That's right. I'll take my satellite radio with less creepiness, please,

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Patrick Guttfield here and Megan Kelly's decided to play legal

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semantics with the Epstein story, which is about as smart

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as using a chainsaw to trim your eyebrows, and what

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can only be described as a masterclass in how to

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make a terrible situation worse. Apparently, her friend with inside

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knowledge has convinced her that there's a meaningful difference between

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abusing a fifteen year old and an eight year old,

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as if that's some kind of get out of jail

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free card. Newsflash, when your defense starts with but they

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weren't that young, you've already lost the moral argument. Her

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comments went more viral than a cat video during quarantine,

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and that's saying something. The Internet electively lost its mind

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faster than a caffeine addicted squirrel. But here's the kicker.

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While most people would consider this a career ending moment,

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SiriusXM apparently sees it differently. They're holding onto Kelly like

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it's the last slice of pizza at a comedy club

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after party. Oh and buried underneath this whole circus a

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little nugget from the Epstein email dump where he claims

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President Donald Trump knew about the girls. Just another day

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in the world of rich and famous people playing an

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extremely dark game of who knew what and when. Trump

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just pulled off the political equivalent of playing hide and

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seek during a family therapy session while signing an executive

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order about foster care, you know, protecting vulnerable children. He

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somehow managed to dodge every single question about Jeffrey Epstein

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faster than a squirrel avoiding tax season. Picture the scene,

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Trump and Milania are in the White House, surrounded by

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foster care advocates, signing the Fostering the Future Order, which,

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by the way, is ironic considering the emails just dropped,

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suggesting Trump might have known more about Epstein's future than

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he's letting on. These emails are spicier than a jalapeno margarita.

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We're talking Epstein claiming Trump spent hours at his house,

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mentioning Trump knew about the girls, and even being at

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Trump Tower five days after the twenty sixteen election, Trump

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delivered a speech that was more confusing than a GPS

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and a corn maze. While talking about foster care, he

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decided to play verbal twister with the words adopt and adapt,

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and let me tell you, he lost spectacularly, Christians and more.

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They'll adopt the general population, Trump said, which I'm pretty

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sure is not how population demographics work. It's like watching

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someone try to explain quantum physics while gargling marbles. They

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adopt to it so easily, he proclaimed, a sentence that

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makes about as much sense as wearing socks with sandals

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to a black tie event. Social media, of course, went

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absolutely wild. Users were roasting him harder than a marshmallow

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at a bonfire. One person wrote, they'll guess they'll adopt

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because apparently we're all just up for casual adoption now.

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And let's not forget the cherry on top of this

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word salad. Sunday, Trump's right hand, which apparently looks like

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it lost a fight with a particularly aggressive stapler. The

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White House claims it's from handshaking an aspirin. Sure, and

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I'm the Queen of England. Kai Trump just made her

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LPGA tour debut, and let's just say for scorecard looked

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rougher than a new driver's first attempt at parallel parking.

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Shooting a thirteen over eighty three, she landed squarely at

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the bottom of the one hundred and eight player field.

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The high school senior bogied her first four holes faster

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than most people ordered coffee in the morning. Nine bogies,

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two double bogies, and zero birdies. It's the kind of

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performance that would make most golfers want to bury their

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clubs in the backyard. But here's the Trump family twist.

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Kai's not exactly discouraged. I was more nervous than I expected,

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she said, with the confidence of someone who knows her

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last name comes with its own built in safety net.

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She's claiming she outdrove some of the world's best players,

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which in Trump family speak translates to total victory playing

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on a sponsor exemption. Because of course she is. Kai

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seems more excited about being on the course than her

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actual score. The University of Miami recruit is giving new

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meaning to the phrase presidential mulligan.