Feb. 5, 2024

MAGA goes after Taylor Swift, Nikki Haley does SNL, and where is her husband anyway?

MAGA goes after Taylor Swift, Nikki Haley does SNL, and where is her husband anyway?

MAGA vs the Swifties could be a lot of fun. From a podcast persepctive we kinda say bring it on.

Nikki Haley popped onto SNL.

The New York Times took a look at Nikki's invisible husband.

MAGA vs the Swifties could be a lot of fun. From a podcast persepctive we kinda say bring it on.

Nikki Haley popped onto SNL.

The New York Times took a look at Nikki's invisible husband.

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Callaroga shark media. On today's ballot, we look at Maga versus Taylor Swift,

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Nicki Haley's invisible husband, and Joe
Biden's ninety five percent victory over basically

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nobody. Taylor Swift, the Queen
of Shaking it Off, has now become

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the latest fixation of mega conspiracy theorists. That's right, from global superstar to

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the subject of right wing bedtime stories. They're spinning tales about her relationship with

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Travis Kelce and weaving in a Super
Bowl conspiracy for good measure, all supposedly

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culminating in a grand Biden endorsement.
Because, of course, when you think

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of political puppet masters, Swift's the
first name that comes to mind. Right.

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Swift, who once steered clear of
political waters, dipped her toes in

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back in twenty eighteen and has since
been navigating the choppy seas of political endorsements.

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But now she's unwittingly become the villain
in a far right narrative that's more

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tangled than her all too well lyrics. To get to the bottom of Swift's

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unexpected political cameo, Politico Magazine chatted
with Brian Donovan, who might just have

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the coolest job as a professor teaching
the sociology of Taylor Swift. He says,

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picking a fight with swifties is about
as savvy as texting your ex at

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two am. Just don't do it. Why is Swift suddenly the political villain

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DuJour? Donovan points to a mix
of sexism, jealousy, and the fact

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that Swift's not playing by the old
school pop star rules. She's not just

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a billionaire business mogul. She's redefined
what it means to be a female icon

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without catering to the male gaze.
As for the GOP's Swift problem, it's

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like they're trying to win an election
with a strategy crafted by the Three Stooges.

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Swift's appeal crosses generations, demographics,
and even political lines, alienating her

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and by extension, her army of
fans feels a bit like Harikarre. Swift's

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fan base isn't just vast, it's
fiercely loyal. They followed her from country

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to pop to indie folk without missing
a beat, and when Swift speaks,

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they listen, whether it's about heartbreak, empowerment, or occasionally politics. Despite

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the Maga crowd's meltdown. Don't expect
Swift to dive headfirst into the political mashpit.

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She might back Biden, but she's
more likely to keep weaving her narratives

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of love, loss, and everything
in between rather than stump speeches. As

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for Trump's claim of being more popular
than Swift, well that's like comparing apples

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to I don't know, gold plated
steaks. Swift's realm is stadiums filled with

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screaming fans. Trump'sy is well a
bit more divisive. Saturday Night Live kicked

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off its election season Shenanigan's by inviting
Nicki Haley for a cameo because nothing says

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I'm running for president like trading Barbes
with your own impersonator on live TV,

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Haley, aiming to sprinkle a bit
of showbiz sparkle on her campaign trail,

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Dust found herself in a faux CNN
town hall with James Austin Johnson's Trump,

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who's apparently on a mission to save
America from Joe Biden, and oddly enough,

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Taylor Swift's super Bowl plans. In
a twist that surprised absolutely no one,

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an audience member popped up to ask
why Trump is dodging a debate with

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Nicki Haley. Plot twist, it
was Haley herself stepping into the SNL limelight.

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Johnson's Trump, in a mix up
worthy of a sitcom, mistook her

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for Nancy Pelosi, the go to
blame for everything, including that one time

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you lost your car keys. Haley, concerned for Trump's mental health, suggested

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a competency test, to which Johnson's
Trump boasted of being one hundred percent mental,

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a bold claim considering He then went
on to explain why men are supposedly

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better at politics, using financial acumen
as a questionable yardstick. Their banter spiraled

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into accusations of foreign birthplaces, an
awkward historical questions about the Civil War,

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to which Haley conceded she might have
missed, mentioning a crucial detail, you

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know, slavery post sketch. Haley
hit the socials, claiming she had a

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blast poking fun at Trump's notorious late
night tweetstorms. Trump, not one to

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let a dig go by, retaliated
with a video montage of Haley's political pirouettes

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over the years. But the SNL
roast didn't end with her cameo. Michael

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Jay during the weekend Update took a
jab at Haley's campaign ads, comparing them

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to grumpy old men. Chay quipped, Okay, but at least they're men,

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because in the world of comedy,
no good deed or presidential bid goes

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unmocked. When Nicki Haley faced a
third place letdown in Iowa, she didn't

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shout out a campaign manager or a
big donor, but her husband, Major

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Michael Haley, chilling somewhere in Africa, possibly watching or maybe not. Michael.

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I love you, she said,
against a backdrop of American flags,

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sounding more hallmark than hardball. What
keeps me going at night is that we

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sleep under the same stars. It's
not the tough talk we're used to,

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but hey, politics is full of
surprises. Major Haley, doing his National

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Guard duty a world away, has
been the invisible hand in Nicki's corner,

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despite being miles from the campaign trail
circus. He's the man behind the woman

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trying to outmaneuver Trump, popping up
in her speeches more than a catchy chorus

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in a pop song. He's her
go to for military insight and a poster

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child for her veteran healthcare reforms.
Yet the guy remains as mysterious as a

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Netflix thriller with too many plot twists. Unlike the spouses of other candidates who

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practically camped out in Iowa and New
Hampshire, Major Haley's been off radar,

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dodging the flashbulbs and softball questions.
His life reads like a script from a

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movie you can't believe isn't on Lifetime
yet. From foster kid to miss Haley's

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rock from running a bartering business to
military man, and from dabbling in casino

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deals to a nebulous role at a
defense firm. The guy's a bit of

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an enigma. He's battled through life's
tough starts. Met Nicki in college and

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managed to win over her parents despite
the cultural hurdles. He's been the supportive

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spouse through political storms, including that
time when Nicki decided to take down the

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Confederate flag after a tragedy, all
based on a heart to heart with him.

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Politics aside, He's a family man, a golfer, a hunter watch

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out alligators, and a dad who
loves a good dad joke. He's the

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kind of guy who watches debates from
a military base in Djibouti and turns family

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photos into memes. A mixed bag
of humor by his own admission. Despite

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his commendable service and bronze star from
Afghanistan, Major Haley's transition back home was

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rough, a story Nicki doesn't shy
away from. Yet to the world,

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he slipped seamlessly into every new role, from first gentleman to u N ambassador's

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husband without much fuss. Lately,
he's been busy managing the Haley household,

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including looking after Nicki's parents, while
dabbling in ventures that have raised some eyebrows,

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like that casino deal or his involvement
with a defense company that sometimes seems

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more shadowy than a spy novel.
Now with another deployment under his belt,

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Major Haley's missing out on the campaign
drama, from Nicky's debate zingers to her

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electoral stumbles and the mounting GOP pressure
to bow out. But as Nicky says,

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there's never a good time for deployment. How blessed are we to live

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in a country where men and women
are willing to sacrifice and serve to defend

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our freedoms? She wrote, turning
a campaign footnote into a testament to service

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and sacrifice. And just like that, Major Haley, the man of few

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words and many Memes remains the steadfast
star of a campaign looking for its breakout

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moment. We'll see what Joe Biden
has been up to in a moment.

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President Biden just scored a slam dunk
in the South Carolina primary, cruising to

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victory like he owned the place.
The AP called it faster than you can

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say democratic domination, handing Biden the
delegates he needs to strut into the party's

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convention like he's the headliner at a
rock concert. He and his team were

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all about showing the party's backbone.
Particularly Black voters are still totally into him.

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With South Carolina as anything goes primary, there was some nail biting about

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whether folks would jump ship to the
GOP showdown, but nope. South Carolina

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Democrats were like, we got you, Joe. The turnout was on the

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lower side, but let's be real. The last time a Democratic incumbent had

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a real primary battle in South Carolina, dinosaurs roamed the earth. When Obama

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ran unopposed in twenty twelve, South
Carolina basically took a nap and skipped the

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primary altogether. At the end of
the day, with Biden's win as predictable

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as a rom com ending. The
big wigs in the Democratic Party were popping

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the champagne, ready to bet the
farm that South Carolina is going to keep

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its prime spot in the primary parade, and Jamie Harrison, the DNC chair,

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is like, I'm over the moon
about these turnout numbers. So as

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South Carolina goes to bed dreaming of
keeping its first in the nation primary crown,

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the message is clear. Joe Biden's
still the man, and South Carolina

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wouldn't have it any other way.
You've been listening to us break down the

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circus of politics, proving once again
that truth really is stranger than fiction.

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We'll see you next time.