Lock, Her Up? Not!

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Calaroga Shark media from Washington, DC, where Trump never said lock her up?

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Do you totally imagine that this is
ballad? Today, Hunter Biden's trial

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starts, Trump floats revisionist history and
doctor Jill Biden gives us two fun stories

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to pat out a Monday. Let's
hit this all right, folks, grab

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your popcorn and strap in for the
Hunter Biden gun trial extravaganza, which starts

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today. So the saga begins with
Hunter's epic quest to purchase a firearm back

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in twenty eighteen. Now, any
ordinary person fills out that little form checking

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the not a drug user box without
a second thought. But not Biden Junior.

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He's going for the high difficulty playthrough. We've got two versions of this

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form floating around like they're vying for
the final rows. One's the og the

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gun store owner email to the ATF. The others the director's cut with a

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fresh new line about Hunter's Delaware vehicle. Regis added later. Ooh spicy,

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The defense is playing the hits,
claiming Hunter was in total denial about his

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alleged drug struggles at the time.
You know, just a typical case of

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what drug problem. As for putting
Hunter himself on the stand. Well that's

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a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's
see if it pays off for him.

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One Democratic donor pal is sounding the
alarm that Hunter could go full combative addict

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under cross examination. Imagine the scenes
and embattled Biden lashing out sympathy for his

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addiction, going up and smoke faster
than well, you know. But let's

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not get ahead of ourselves. Even
if Hunter beats the gun rap, he's

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got a whole other tax trial spectacular
coming to a Los Angeles theater near you

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this September. The endurance run continues. If convicted, it's anybody's guess whether

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Hunter gets a modest probation or ends
up going to the big House for a

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stretch. The max is twenty five
years, but come on, we all

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know that ain't happening. Meanwhile,
Trump claimed he never said lock her up

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about Hillary Clinton. Come on,
man, that was like his greatest hit

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during the twenty sixteen campaign. It
was the ymca of political chance at his

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rallies. Can you imagine Trump at
a concert. The crowd would start chanting

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lock her up, lock her up, and he'd be like, who me,

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I didn't say that. You all
are saying it. As the chant

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gets louder, he slyly nudges the
people next to him. Yeah, Yeah,

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That's what I'm talking about. It's
classic Trump deny, saying the incredibly

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obvious thing he very much said and
did repeatedly for years. Next he'll claim

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he never called Ted Cruz lion ted, or called the coronavirus the Chinese virus.

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Might as well say he never had
that tragic comb over while we're at

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it, But why let facts get
in the way of a good rewriting of

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history. Trump's doing some presidential level
gaslighting here, though, with thirty four

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felony convictions under his belt, maybe
he should pipe down until he gets his

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own chant under control. Lock him
up, Lock him up, which might

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be chanted by a judge on July
eleventh, if Don is an careful It

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was the spiciest event of the summer, the first lady hitting up Festa Italiana.

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It's a me Jill Biden, first
Italian American floatus making of the rounds

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now. We all know the real
headliner here is the Canoli. Before hitting

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the stage, Jill went buck wild
at that bakery stand. Twenty four Canol

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Mama Mia. That's enough. For
Nona and all her Bunco club friends.

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Though I hear she took some selfies
too, so maybe those were Instagram prop

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Canoli. Speaking of props, did
you catch those four more years chants?

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Drowning out the pro Palestine protesters talk
about some Sicilian level drama in the audience

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our Jill's apro though she gave a
silk smooth thank God for democracy shout out

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that it'd make old Smoothie Biden himself
proud. But let's get to the good

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stuff. Jill waxing poetic about her
nana's chunky Sicilian curses and the intoxicating aroma

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of Italian bread toast. You could
practically smell the marinara sauce wafting through the

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crowd. She had us all reminiscing
about our ancestors making that odyssey through Ellis

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Island too. Now I'm no polypsy
expert, but it seemed like Jill was

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trying to not so subtly wrap her
hubby's policy agenda up in a big old

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Italian American value package, talking all
about growing the economy to give families that

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bright future their ancestors chased you,
sly Linguini. You All in all,

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it was a spicy little number from
the First Lady, a few protester meatballs

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to dodge some ethnic cred building,
maybe an attempt at buttering up Milwaukee before

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the RNC rolls into town. What
an absolutely fabulous and joyous surprise visit by

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First Lady Jill Biden to the Pittsburgh
Pride Parade. You could just feel the

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excitement rippling through the crowd as her
motorcade rolled up. I mean talk about

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making an entrance the floatus, stepping
out in a stunning white fl dress as

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the crowd went wild with cheers and
selfie requests. It was like a real

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life met Galim moment, except you
know, with less couture and more rainbows.

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Her speech was pitch perfect too.
Jill struck just the right tone,

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acknowledging the profound courage it still takes
to live authentically for so many LGBTQ plus

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Americans, but also voicing that beautiful
aspiration that one day just being yourself won't

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require any bravery at all, just
love freely given. You had to feel

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for the speakers who followed, trying
to match that soaring rhetoric about dignity and

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visibility though they definitely get props for
sharing their deeply personal stories so movingly and

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can we talk about those Biden twenty
twenty four Pride signs with chance of four

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more years reigning down. You'd think
the campaign was already in full swing.

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Then again, when your surprise guest
is the first Lady herself, I guess

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the battle for Pennsylvania is eternal.
Portions of today's program were created with the

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help of Canoli Eating as they too
never said, lock her up. For

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hundred times, See you Tomorrow.