Aug. 5, 2024

Joe Rogan says Kamala Harris will win, Doug Emhoff admits affair during 1st marriage

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It is never boring around here is it? Doug Emhoff has admitted an affair during his first marriage.

Meanwhile, on the Joe Rogan Experience, Rogan predicts Harris will win, saying even Hillary could beat Trump right now.

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Caalaroga Shark media.

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From Philadelphia, where Kamala totally isn't announcing her VP pick today.

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This is ballad, that's right, But hey, did you watch

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Joe Rogan's new special kind of sucked?

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Let's hit this.

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Joe Rogan, the man who's talked to everyone from Elon

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Musk to that guy who swears he was abducted by aliens,

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has made a bold prediction about the twenty twenty four

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presidential election, and let me tell you it's spicier than

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a ghost pepper smoothie. Rogan believes that Vice President Kamala

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Harris will beat Donald Trump in November.

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Yes, you heard that right.

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The same Kamala Harris, who's been about as popular as

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a root canal, is now apparently America's next top president.

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According to Rogan, she's gonna win.

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He argues, there's so much anti Trump sentiment out there

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that even Hillary Clinton could beat him this time around. Now,

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I'm not saying Hell is frozen over, but i'd advise

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you to check your local weather report just in case.

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Rogan went on to say, say, I feel like we

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are in this very bizarre time where people are giving

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into the bull crap in a way that I never

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suspected people would before. Rogan claims Harris's surge due to

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favorable coverage. He said, she's the least popular vice president

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of all time. And then in a moment, a moment

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in time, all of a sudden, she's our solution, She's

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our hero. Well, folks, grab your popcorn and strap in,

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because the twenty twenty four election roller coaster just took

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another wild turn. It seems the second Gentleman, Doug em Hoff,

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has decided to spice things up by admitting to an

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affair from his past. Talk about an October surprise in August.

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Let's break this down, shall we. Doug em Hoff, husband

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of Vice President Kamala Harris, has confirmed he had an

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affair during his first marriage. As he put it, during

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my first marriage, Kirsten and I went through some tough

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times on account of my actions. Well, that's one way

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to describe infidelity. It's like saying the Titanic had a

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slight mishap with an Iceberg.

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But wait, there's more.

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The Daily Mail report that the affair was with the

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family nanny Nagen Naylor, and that she allegedly got pregnant

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when approached about this. Naylor's response was, I'm kind of

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freaked out right now. Understandable. Really, I'd be freaked out

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too if my past suddenly became front page news. Now

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here's where it gets interesting. Apparently this wasn't news to everyone.

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The Biden vetting committee knew about this four years ago

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when selecting Harris as a running mate. It's like they

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were playing political hot potato with this information, and now it's.

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Landed in the public's lap.

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M Hoff's ex wife, Kirsten, has remained silent on the matter.

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I guess she's taking the high road or perhaps writing

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a tell all book.

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Only time will tell, and let's not forget.

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M Hoff is a strong advocate for abortion rights, telling

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NBC News in May that men shouldn't view it as

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just a women's issue, but a family issue.

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Well, Doug, it seems you've made it a national issue. Now.

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Vice President Harris is about to embark on a four

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day battleground tour that's so intense it makes the amazing

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race look like a casual stroll in the park. And

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the first stop Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Now, I'm not saying Josh

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Shapiro is the pick, but if I were a betting person.

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I'd say his odds just went up faster than gas

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prices before a holiday weekend. Harris's campaign, in true political fashion,

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is playing coy. They've issued a strong reminder that Harris

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has made no decision on a running mate, right, and

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I'm sure they're just visiting Philly for the cheese steaks. Well, folks,

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it looks like we've entered the I'll show you mine

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if you show me yours phase of the twenty twenty

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four election.

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And by mine and yours, I mean debate appearances.

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Of course, Donald Trump, our former tweeter in chief turned

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truth social enthusiast, has laid down the gauntlet. He's declared

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I'll see her on September fourth, or i won't see

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her at all. It's like he's organizing a high school dance,

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not a presidential debate.

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Meanwhile, Kamala Harris is playing it cool. She quit.

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It's interesting how any time any place becomes one specific time,

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one specific safe space. Trump's reasoning for backing out of

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the ABC News debate, well, apparently he's suing them. It's

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like saying, sorry, I can't come to your birthday party

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because I'm currently trying to sue the clown you hired.

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And let's not forget Trump's evolving stance on debating Harris.

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It's gone from I want to debate her to why

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should I do a debate? Faster than you can say

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flip flop. It's like watching a political version of The Bachelor,

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where the lead keeps changing his mind about handing out roses. Harris,

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for her part, is calling Trump out like a schoolyard challenger.

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If you've got something to say, say it to my face.

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Donald Trump's latest rally in Atlanta was about as subtle

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as a sledgehammer at a china shop. Let's break down

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this political circus, shall we? First up Trump's description of

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Kamala Harris. She happens to be a really low IQ individual. Ah. Yes,

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nothing says presidential like playground insults. He then added, she's

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Bernie Sanders, but not as smart. I guess in Trump's

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world that's what passes for a compliment. Moving on to

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crime in Atlanta, Trump painted a picture so bleak you'd

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think the city was the set of a post apocalyptic movie.

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He claimed, Atlanta is like a killing field, conveniently ignoring

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the fact that crime has actually fallen back to twenty

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nineteen levels. But why let facts get in the way

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of a good scare tactic, right. Trump then took a

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sharp turn into conspiracy theory land, claiming that forty or

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fifty million illegal aliens will enter the US if Harris wins.

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That's not just moving the goalposts, folks, that's launching them

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into outer space.

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And let's not forget the hyperbole Olympics.

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Harris apparently wants to ban meet, increase taxes by seventy

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to eighty percent, and probably kick puppies for good measure.

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At this point, I'm surprised he didn't accuse her of

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trying to cancel Christmas and outlaw apple pie. Meanwhile, JD. Vance,

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Trump's running mate, he decided to join the name calling party.

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He mocked Harris's accent, saying she sounds like a Southern bell. Anyway,

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I have an appointment this afternoon, so you know Harris

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is going to announce her VP when I'm off the

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laptop for five minutes. That's always how it works out.

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Portions of today's program were made with the help of AI.

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We could all use a little help sometimes