July 4, 2024

Joe Biden says he is not pulling out of the race

Joe Biden says he is not pulling out of the race

Joe Biden told staffers he is not ulling out.  That said, the sharks a circlin lke it's July 4th in Amity.

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Calarogu Shark media from our beach house, where, thank goodness, we have

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good WiFi. This is valid.
Hey, what are you complaining about?

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You do one sentence, I do
the rest. Anyway, Joe isn't quitting.

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Let's hit this happy. July fourth, Joe jumped on a call in

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a call with staffers and said,
let me say this as clearly as possibly

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can, as simply and straightforward as
I can. I am running. No

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one is pushing me out. I'm
not leaving. I'm in this race to

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the end and we're going to win. Yeah, and I'm not leaving the

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beach no matter how cold it gets
this November Kamala Harris, boy, the

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excitement around her is do we even
have a word for it? Non existent.

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The VP said on the same call, we will not back down.

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We will follow our president's lead.
We will fight and we will win.

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Joe Biden has devoted his life to
fighting for the people of our country.

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In this moment, I know all
of us are ready to fight for him.

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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who clearly drew the short straw,

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is emphatically swatting down any rumors that
President Biden is considering throwing in the

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towel after his less than stellar debate
performance against Donald Trump. The President is

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not dropping out, Jean Pierre declared, as if trying to will it into

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truth through sheer repetition. She spent
the better part of the briefing offering up

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various explanations for Biden's stumbling debate performance. There was the travel, and the

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travel led to a cold. We
have all been there, it's not unusual,

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and you push through, she said, making it sound like the President

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was just battling the sniffles instead of
a complete cognitive breakdown on live TV.

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Jean Pierre didn't stop there, Oh
no. She went on to say that

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things like travel and illness can affect
anyone whether they're twenty or eighty, as

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if the mental fog of jet lag
was the main concern here. She insisted

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that Biden was being upfront about how
his age had impacted his performance, almost

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as if being eighty one and struggling
to complete a sentence is something we should

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all just get used to. The
White House is working painfully hard to dig

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Biden out of this mess, finding
themselves stuck between a rock and a hard

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place, much like Biden himself,
who seems perpetually stuck between the podium and

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his next gaff. One, anonymous
delegate from Texas confess to Politico, I

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don't know if I could in good
conscience support him. Another delegate from South

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Carolina, also anonymous, seem to
be practically crossing their fingers for an open

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convention. I'm very quickly reaching a
point that I hope his name is not

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on the ballot to free up that
restraint. The drama just keeps building.

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This South Carolina delegate envisioned the party
equivalent of a reality TV show. I

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think it would be fantastic for the
party. I mean, think about it.

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People would watch it, It would
get the ratings, It has the

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drama that people would pay attention to. It sounds like they're more interested in

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creating muscle CTV than selecting a viable
presidential candidate. Even those who grudgingly support

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Biden are starting to sound like they're
prepping for a funeral rather than a campaign.

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Irene Bonham from Colorado articulated the new
reality what I'm really looking at is

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how are his appearances now going forward? What does he look like without the

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prompter? How are things coming together
out there in the field. Essentially,

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it's become a game of spot the
cognitive decline. Half a dozen delegates have

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Harris on their radar as Biden's potential
successor. But let's not kid ourselves.

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This is far from a done deal. Samantha Hope Herring from Florida pointed out

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the obvious. If anything like that
were to happen, it's more likely than

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not that our Vice President Kamala Harris
would be our candidate. Still, the

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party's unity is more fractured than a
New Year's resolution. By February, Michigan

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Governor Gretchen Whitmer has already noped out
of the draft efforts, California Governor Gavin

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Newsom is just popping in to say
high and stand with the president, and

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Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro is still parroting
the Biden is up to the job line,

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as if saying it enough times will
somehow make it true. The White

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House pushed back against a New New
York Times report that Joe Biden allegedly told

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a key ally he's weighing whether to
stay in the presidential race. On Wednesday,

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The New York Times reported an anonymous
source saying of Biden, he knows

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if he has two more events like
that, we're in a different place,

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referring to last week's presidential debate,
in which Biden did poorly wait a second

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two. If he has two more
events like this, how about none?

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The White House is doing damage control
like it's an Olympic sport. We're now

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in the phase where every offhand comment
from an anonymous source turns into a headline,

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and the administration is left playing whack
a mole with rumors. Bates is

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emphatic rebuttal on X formerly known as
Twitter, but let's face it, everyone

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still calls it twitter. Nice head
Elon is the latest attempt to cou the

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narrative that Biden's campaign is teetering on
the edge. Joe Biden has privately acknowledged

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how critical the next few days are
to his presidential reelection bid, CNN reports.

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According to the outlet, citing an
anonymous source, Biden sees the moment.

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He's clear eyed. The source added, the polls are plummeting, the

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fundraising is drying up, and the
interviews are going badly. He's not oblivious.

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In a private conversation on Tuesday,
Biden allegedly remarked, I have done

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way too much foreign policy. It
seems Biden's internal monologue is finally sinking with

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reality. The president is now acutely
aware that his campaign is on the brink,

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facing a trifecta of plummeting polls,
evaporating funds, and disastrous interviews,

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And in a stunning display of self
awareness, he's admitted to what many have

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been thinking, perhaps he's spocused too
much on foreign policy while his domestic campaign

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is in flames. The candid confession
about his foreign policy over indulgence might just

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be the understatement of the year.
It's like the captain of the Titanic remarking

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that maybe, just maybe they should
have paid more attention to the Iceberg warnings.

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As Biden grapples with the fallout from
a woeful debate performance and increasing calls

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for him to step aside, He's
got a mountain of issues to tackle,

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and it's all unraveling faster than you
can say electoral college. The next few

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days will indeed be critical, not
just for Biden's reelection bid, but for

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the Democratic Party's future. So as
Biden hunkers down and tries to steer this

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sinking ship. The rest of us
are left to wonder if he can navigate

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these treacherous waters or if he'll end
up marooned on the island of political missteps.

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That's enough for today. Trump probably
did something crazy, but I just

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want to publish this thing and hit
the beach. He'll do something crazy tomorrow

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and the next day watch Joe pull
out Today and totally nuke everyone's weekend.

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Portions of today's program were made with
the help of AI and a man who

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can't read the room Happy Fourth.
This is exactly what Thomas Jefferson and the

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gang had in mind.