July 4, 2024
Joe Biden says he is not pulling out of the race
Joe Biden told staffers he is not ulling out. That said, the sharks a circlin lke it's July 4th in Amity.
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Calarogu Shark media from our beach house, where, thank goodness, we have
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good WiFi. This is valid.
Hey, what are you complaining about?
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You do one sentence, I do
the rest. Anyway, Joe isn't quitting.
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Let's hit this happy. July fourth, Joe jumped on a call in
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a call with staffers and said,
let me say this as clearly as possibly
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can, as simply and straightforward as
I can. I am running. No
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one is pushing me out. I'm
not leaving. I'm in this race to
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the end and we're going to win. Yeah, and I'm not leaving the
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beach no matter how cold it gets
this November Kamala Harris, boy, the
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excitement around her is do we even
have a word for it? Non existent.
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The VP said on the same call, we will not back down.
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We will follow our president's lead.
We will fight and we will win.
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Joe Biden has devoted his life to
fighting for the people of our country.
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In this moment, I know all
of us are ready to fight for him.
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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who clearly drew the short straw,
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is emphatically swatting down any rumors that
President Biden is considering throwing in the
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towel after his less than stellar debate
performance against Donald Trump. The President is
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not dropping out, Jean Pierre declared, as if trying to will it into
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truth through sheer repetition. She spent
the better part of the briefing offering up
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various explanations for Biden's stumbling debate performance. There was the travel, and the
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travel led to a cold. We
have all been there, it's not unusual,
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and you push through, she said, making it sound like the President
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was just battling the sniffles instead of
a complete cognitive breakdown on live TV.
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Jean Pierre didn't stop there, Oh
no. She went on to say that
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things like travel and illness can affect
anyone whether they're twenty or eighty, as
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if the mental fog of jet lag
was the main concern here. She insisted
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that Biden was being upfront about how
his age had impacted his performance, almost
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as if being eighty one and struggling
to complete a sentence is something we should
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all just get used to. The
White House is working painfully hard to dig
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Biden out of this mess, finding
themselves stuck between a rock and a hard
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place, much like Biden himself,
who seems perpetually stuck between the podium and
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his next gaff. One, anonymous
delegate from Texas confess to Politico, I
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don't know if I could in good
conscience support him. Another delegate from South
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Carolina, also anonymous, seem to
be practically crossing their fingers for an open
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convention. I'm very quickly reaching a
point that I hope his name is not
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on the ballot to free up that
restraint. The drama just keeps building.
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This South Carolina delegate envisioned the party
equivalent of a reality TV show. I
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think it would be fantastic for the
party. I mean, think about it.
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People would watch it, It would
get the ratings, It has the
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drama that people would pay attention to. It sounds like they're more interested in
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creating muscle CTV than selecting a viable
presidential candidate. Even those who grudgingly support
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Biden are starting to sound like they're
prepping for a funeral rather than a campaign.
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Irene Bonham from Colorado articulated the new
reality what I'm really looking at is
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how are his appearances now going forward? What does he look like without the
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prompter? How are things coming together
out there in the field. Essentially,
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it's become a game of spot the
cognitive decline. Half a dozen delegates have
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Harris on their radar as Biden's potential
successor. But let's not kid ourselves.
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This is far from a done deal. Samantha Hope Herring from Florida pointed out
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the obvious. If anything like that
were to happen, it's more likely than
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not that our Vice President Kamala Harris
would be our candidate. Still, the
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party's unity is more fractured than a
New Year's resolution. By February, Michigan
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Governor Gretchen Whitmer has already noped out
of the draft efforts, California Governor Gavin
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Newsom is just popping in to say
high and stand with the president, and
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Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro is still parroting
the Biden is up to the job line,
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as if saying it enough times will
somehow make it true. The White
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House pushed back against a New New
York Times report that Joe Biden allegedly told
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a key ally he's weighing whether to
stay in the presidential race. On Wednesday,
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The New York Times reported an anonymous
source saying of Biden, he knows
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if he has two more events like
that, we're in a different place,
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referring to last week's presidential debate,
in which Biden did poorly wait a second
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two. If he has two more
events like this, how about none?
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The White House is doing damage control
like it's an Olympic sport. We're now
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in the phase where every offhand comment
from an anonymous source turns into a headline,
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and the administration is left playing whack
a mole with rumors. Bates is
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emphatic rebuttal on X formerly known as
Twitter, but let's face it, everyone
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still calls it twitter. Nice head
Elon is the latest attempt to cou the
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00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:04.519
narrative that Biden's campaign is teetering on
the edge. Joe Biden has privately acknowledged
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how critical the next few days are
to his presidential reelection bid, CNN reports.
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According to the outlet, citing an
anonymous source, Biden sees the moment.
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He's clear eyed. The source added, the polls are plummeting, the
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fundraising is drying up, and the
interviews are going badly. He's not oblivious.
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In a private conversation on Tuesday,
Biden allegedly remarked, I have done
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way too much foreign policy. It
seems Biden's internal monologue is finally sinking with
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00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:39.240
reality. The president is now acutely
aware that his campaign is on the brink,
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00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:44.680
facing a trifecta of plummeting polls,
evaporating funds, and disastrous interviews,
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00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.720
And in a stunning display of self
awareness, he's admitted to what many have
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00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:53.680
been thinking, perhaps he's spocused too
much on foreign policy while his domestic campaign
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00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:58.680
is in flames. The candid confession
about his foreign policy over indulgence might just
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be the understatement of the year.
It's like the captain of the Titanic remarking
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00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:06.519
that maybe, just maybe they should
have paid more attention to the Iceberg warnings.
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00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:12.480
As Biden grapples with the fallout from
a woeful debate performance and increasing calls
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00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:15.920
for him to step aside, He's
got a mountain of issues to tackle,
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00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:20.439
and it's all unraveling faster than you
can say electoral college. The next few
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00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:25.639
days will indeed be critical, not
just for Biden's reelection bid, but for
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00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:30.120
the Democratic Party's future. So as
Biden hunkers down and tries to steer this
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sinking ship. The rest of us
are left to wonder if he can navigate
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00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:39.439
these treacherous waters or if he'll end
up marooned on the island of political missteps.
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That's enough for today. Trump probably
did something crazy, but I just
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want to publish this thing and hit
the beach. He'll do something crazy tomorrow
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and the next day watch Joe pull
out Today and totally nuke everyone's weekend.
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Portions of today's program were made with
the help of AI and a man who
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can't read the room Happy Fourth.
This is exactly what Thomas Jefferson and the
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gang had in mind.
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00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:09.839
Calarogu Shark media from our beach house, where, thank goodness, we have
2
00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:13.720
good WiFi. This is valid.
Hey, what are you complaining about?
3
00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:17.600
You do one sentence, I do
the rest. Anyway, Joe isn't quitting.
4
00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:23.600
Let's hit this happy. July fourth, Joe jumped on a call in
5
00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:27.519
a call with staffers and said,
let me say this as clearly as possibly
6
00:00:27.559 --> 00:00:32.000
can, as simply and straightforward as
I can. I am running. No
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00:00:32.039 --> 00:00:35.200
one is pushing me out. I'm
not leaving. I'm in this race to
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00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:39.479
the end and we're going to win. Yeah, and I'm not leaving the
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00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:43.960
beach no matter how cold it gets
this November Kamala Harris, boy, the
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00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:48.719
excitement around her is do we even
have a word for it? Non existent.
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00:00:49.399 --> 00:00:52.320
The VP said on the same call, we will not back down.
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00:00:52.759 --> 00:00:56.240
We will follow our president's lead.
We will fight and we will win.
13
00:00:56.880 --> 00:01:00.119
Joe Biden has devoted his life to
fighting for the people of our country.
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00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:03.400
In this moment, I know all
of us are ready to fight for him.
15
00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:07.920
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who clearly drew the short straw,
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00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:12.760
is emphatically swatting down any rumors that
President Biden is considering throwing in the
17
00:01:12.799 --> 00:01:18.680
towel after his less than stellar debate
performance against Donald Trump. The President is
18
00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:22.719
not dropping out, Jean Pierre declared, as if trying to will it into
19
00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:26.439
truth through sheer repetition. She spent
the better part of the briefing offering up
20
00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:33.280
various explanations for Biden's stumbling debate performance. There was the travel, and the
21
00:01:33.319 --> 00:01:37.359
travel led to a cold. We
have all been there, it's not unusual,
22
00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:41.599
and you push through, she said, making it sound like the President
23
00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.719
was just battling the sniffles instead of
a complete cognitive breakdown on live TV.
24
00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:49.120
Jean Pierre didn't stop there, Oh
no. She went on to say that
25
00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:53.879
things like travel and illness can affect
anyone whether they're twenty or eighty, as
26
00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:59.159
if the mental fog of jet lag
was the main concern here. She insisted
27
00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:02.719
that Biden was being upfront about how
his age had impacted his performance, almost
28
00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:07.519
as if being eighty one and struggling
to complete a sentence is something we should
29
00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:10.400
all just get used to. The
White House is working painfully hard to dig
30
00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:15.120
Biden out of this mess, finding
themselves stuck between a rock and a hard
31
00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:19.759
place, much like Biden himself,
who seems perpetually stuck between the podium and
32
00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:23.719
his next gaff. One, anonymous
delegate from Texas confess to Politico, I
33
00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:29.639
don't know if I could in good
conscience support him. Another delegate from South
34
00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:34.680
Carolina, also anonymous, seem to
be practically crossing their fingers for an open
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00:02:34.719 --> 00:02:38.639
convention. I'm very quickly reaching a
point that I hope his name is not
36
00:02:38.759 --> 00:02:43.319
on the ballot to free up that
restraint. The drama just keeps building.
37
00:02:43.879 --> 00:02:47.919
This South Carolina delegate envisioned the party
equivalent of a reality TV show. I
38
00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:52.240
think it would be fantastic for the
party. I mean, think about it.
39
00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:54.120
People would watch it, It would
get the ratings, It has the
40
00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:59.360
drama that people would pay attention to. It sounds like they're more interested in
41
00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:05.400
creating muscle CTV than selecting a viable
presidential candidate. Even those who grudgingly support
42
00:03:05.439 --> 00:03:08.719
Biden are starting to sound like they're
prepping for a funeral rather than a campaign.
43
00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:15.240
Irene Bonham from Colorado articulated the new
reality what I'm really looking at is
44
00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:20.639
how are his appearances now going forward? What does he look like without the
45
00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:24.479
prompter? How are things coming together
out there in the field. Essentially,
46
00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:30.479
it's become a game of spot the
cognitive decline. Half a dozen delegates have
47
00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:34.639
Harris on their radar as Biden's potential
successor. But let's not kid ourselves.
48
00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:38.159
This is far from a done deal. Samantha Hope Herring from Florida pointed out
49
00:03:38.159 --> 00:03:43.599
the obvious. If anything like that
were to happen, it's more likely than
50
00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:49.319
not that our Vice President Kamala Harris
would be our candidate. Still, the
51
00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:53.800
party's unity is more fractured than a
New Year's resolution. By February, Michigan
52
00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:58.400
Governor Gretchen Whitmer has already noped out
of the draft efforts, California Governor Gavin
53
00:03:58.479 --> 00:04:00.879
Newsom is just popping in to say
high and stand with the president, and
54
00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:05.439
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro is still parroting
the Biden is up to the job line,
55
00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:11.400
as if saying it enough times will
somehow make it true. The White
56
00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:15.680
House pushed back against a New New
York Times report that Joe Biden allegedly told
57
00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:19.319
a key ally he's weighing whether to
stay in the presidential race. On Wednesday,
58
00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:24.680
The New York Times reported an anonymous
source saying of Biden, he knows
59
00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:27.480
if he has two more events like
that, we're in a different place,
60
00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:31.720
referring to last week's presidential debate,
in which Biden did poorly wait a second
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00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:36.319
two. If he has two more
events like this, how about none?
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00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:42.160
The White House is doing damage control
like it's an Olympic sport. We're now
63
00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:46.439
in the phase where every offhand comment
from an anonymous source turns into a headline,
64
00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:50.240
and the administration is left playing whack
a mole with rumors. Bates is
65
00:04:50.319 --> 00:04:55.639
emphatic rebuttal on X formerly known as
Twitter, but let's face it, everyone
66
00:04:55.680 --> 00:05:00.240
still calls it twitter. Nice head
Elon is the latest attempt to cou the
67
00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:04.519
narrative that Biden's campaign is teetering on
the edge. Joe Biden has privately acknowledged
68
00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:10.240
how critical the next few days are
to his presidential reelection bid, CNN reports.
69
00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:15.759
According to the outlet, citing an
anonymous source, Biden sees the moment.
70
00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:19.240
He's clear eyed. The source added, the polls are plummeting, the
71
00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:24.600
fundraising is drying up, and the
interviews are going badly. He's not oblivious.
72
00:05:25.439 --> 00:05:29.720
In a private conversation on Tuesday,
Biden allegedly remarked, I have done
73
00:05:29.759 --> 00:05:34.040
way too much foreign policy. It
seems Biden's internal monologue is finally sinking with
74
00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:39.240
reality. The president is now acutely
aware that his campaign is on the brink,
75
00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:44.680
facing a trifecta of plummeting polls,
evaporating funds, and disastrous interviews,
76
00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.720
And in a stunning display of self
awareness, he's admitted to what many have
77
00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:53.680
been thinking, perhaps he's spocused too
much on foreign policy while his domestic campaign
78
00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:58.680
is in flames. The candid confession
about his foreign policy over indulgence might just
79
00:05:58.759 --> 00:06:02.199
be the understatement of the year.
It's like the captain of the Titanic remarking
80
00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:06.519
that maybe, just maybe they should
have paid more attention to the Iceberg warnings.
81
00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:12.480
As Biden grapples with the fallout from
a woeful debate performance and increasing calls
82
00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:15.920
for him to step aside, He's
got a mountain of issues to tackle,
83
00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:20.439
and it's all unraveling faster than you
can say electoral college. The next few
84
00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:25.639
days will indeed be critical, not
just for Biden's reelection bid, but for
85
00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:30.120
the Democratic Party's future. So as
Biden hunkers down and tries to steer this
86
00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:33.680
sinking ship. The rest of us
are left to wonder if he can navigate
87
00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:39.439
these treacherous waters or if he'll end
up marooned on the island of political missteps.
88
00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:43.800
That's enough for today. Trump probably
did something crazy, but I just
89
00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:46.680
want to publish this thing and hit
the beach. He'll do something crazy tomorrow
90
00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:51.399
and the next day watch Joe pull
out Today and totally nuke everyone's weekend.
91
00:06:51.959 --> 00:06:56.360
Portions of today's program were made with
the help of AI and a man who
92
00:06:56.360 --> 00:07:00.439
can't read the room Happy Fourth.
This is exactly what Thomas Jefferson and the
93
00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:02.800
gang had in mind.