Nov. 1, 2024

JD Vance on The Joe Rogan Experience

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JD Vance was on the Joe Rogan Experience. We learned he likes Emily In Paris, and he has a wild theory on how to get into Harvard.

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Calaroga Shark Media from Austin, Texas, where JD. Vance loves

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Emily in Paris loser. This is ballot. That's right. The

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Joe Rogan experience continues to be the centerpiece of American politics. Man,

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I should have started a podcast. Let's hit this. JD.

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Vance on the Joe Rogan experience was like watching a

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political anti hero emerge in real time. Here's a guy

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who bakes Oreo cakes with his kid, calls Emily in

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Paris a masterpiece, and yet at the mere mention of

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a threat to Trump, stands armed like he's the last

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line of defense. Vance doesn't fawn. He just calls him

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Trump like he's some natural phenomenon he gets to witness

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up close. This respect with distance could be strategic, allowing

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Vance to champion Trump's agenda while keeping his own brand distinct.

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The highlight when Vance admitted his guilty pleasure is watching

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Emily in Paris. Right the tough talking Republican VP nominee

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Binges a show about a social media influencer eating croissants.

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I guess Sons of Anarchy was too mainstream. When he

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heard about the Trump assassination attempt, Vance says he went

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full home alone mode, loading his guns and standing guard

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at his front door. Though to be fair, that's also

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how he reacts when someone rings his doorbell selling Girl

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Scout cookies. But the real kicker came when Vance suggested

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some parents might force their kids to transition just to

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get into Harvard. I don't even have a joke for

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that one. Apparently the college admissions process has gone from

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write an essay about overcoming adversity to have you tried

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completely reinventing yourself. Then he dropped this gem about testosterone

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levels being linked to conservative politics. That's right. Apparently the

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secret to winning elections isn't policy positions, it's protein shakes.

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Though this might explain why Jim brow Is keep trying

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to filibuster the smoothie bar. And get this, Vance bet

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twenty dollars that Biden would vote for Trump and one

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hundred dollars that Hunter Biden would too, which is a

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bold strategy when your running mate keeps calling them both criminals.

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That's like betting your ex will show up to your wedding.

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Actually scratch that Trump would probably do that too, and

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bury her on his golf course. Then Vance pulled out

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his crystal ball and predicted Trump would win the normal

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gay guy vote, because apparently there's nothing voters love more

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than being described as normal by a politician who thinks

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Harvard is running a secret gender swap admissions program. Speaking

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of wild theories, Vance thinks Joe Biden is secretly trying

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to help Trump win. Yeah, and I'm sure Hillary's emails

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were just wedding planning tips. On climate change, Vance brilliantly

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pivoted from carbon footprints to obesity rates, which is like

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answering what's for dinner with did you know penguins have knees? Meanwhile,

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Joe Rogan still trying to blame wind turbines for whale

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deaths because apparently Don Quixote is writing Republican talking points. Now,

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you know, folks, Joe Rogan's been giving out comedy advice lately,

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which is like getting swimming lessons from a guy who

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exclusively uses pool noodles. He told his friend Tony Hinchcliff

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not to do comedy at political rallies, saying, don't do

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comedy at places that do. Also, Yeah, that's rich coming

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from the guy whose career is basically also sells supplements.

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Speaking of bad decisions, Hinchcliff went ahead and did a

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set at Trump's Madison Square Garden rally where he called

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Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage. Real classy. That's

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like doing a knock knock joke at a funeral, except

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the funeral would probably have better timing. Rogan defended the joke,

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saying it kills at comedy clubs. Yeah, and so does

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every joke about airline food. But we don't bring those

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to political rallies either. He even warned Hinchcliff that the

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joke might get him stabbed, because nothing says great comedy

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material like needing a kevlar vest for your punchline. You

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know what's really funny, though, Rogan, thinking he's helping by saying,

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if your porto Rican and you hear that, you're like,

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ah wow, thanks doctor. Comedy conservative pundit Charlie Kirk just

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proved that one man's trash really is another man's treasure,

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especially if that man can't tell the difference between a

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real garbage truck driver and a comedian. That's right. Kirk

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got absolutely dumped on after sharing what he thought was

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an emotional testimony from Trump's garbage truck chauffeur. The video

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was actually by comedian Brent Turhoun, who had Trump and

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his driver hitting up McDonald's in what he called Garbage

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Force one. You know your political movements in trouble when

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you can't tell the difference between your supporters and someone

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clearly taking out the trash. Speaking of trash talk, Trump

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himself bragged about making it into the passenger seat of

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the garbage truck, saying I had the adrenaline going and

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I made it. Wow. What an achievement. Nothing says presidential

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material quite like celebrating your ability to sit down. Though,

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to be fair, with all his legal troubles, Trump's probably

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getting pretty good at riding in vehicles with bars on

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the windows. Kirk deleted his post faster than Trump trying

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to flush White House documents, but not before Garbage Force

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one started trending. I guess you could say this whole

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situation really stinks. And hey, if anyone's looking for Charlie Kirk,

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he's probably somewhere doing his own research, probably in the

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dumpster behind Fox News where he found his fact checking standards.

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We're still trying to figure out if this counts as

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recycled content. We can tell you. Portions of it were

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created with the help of AI