Aug. 2, 2024

Is Trump gender fluid or just an ally?

Show Notes
Transcript

Laura Ingraham, clearly angling for the Pulitzer Prize in Pronoun Reporting, asks Trump, "What are your pronouns?" Now, if you've ever tried explaining Twitter to your grandparents, you might have an idea of how this conversation went.

Trump, looking about as comfortable as a cat at a dog show, responds with, "I don't want pronouns." That's right, folks. The man who once said he has "the best words" has decided that pronouns are not among them. It's like saying, "I don't want verbs" or "I don't want oxygen." Good luck with that, Mr. Former President!

But wait, it gets better! Ingraham, sensing comedy gold, asks if Trump is "fluid." To which Trump replies, "Nobody even knows what that means."

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Calaroga Shark Media from New Jersey, where a guy has

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a store full of Let's Go Brandon T shirts and

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a five year lease. Oops, this is ballad. That's right,

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But the big question today is what are Donald Trump's pronouns?

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Let's hit this is Donald Trump gender fluid or just

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an ally so picture this. Laura Ingram, fox News host

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and apparently part time pronoun detective, decides to grill former

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President Trump about Vice President Kamala Harris's Twitter bio because

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nothing says hard hitting journalism like dissecting social media profiles.

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Right Ingram, clearly angling for the Pulitzer Prize in pronoun reporting,

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asks Trump, what are your pronouns? Now? If you've ever

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tried explaining Twitter to your grandparents, you might have an

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idea of how this conversation went. Trump, looking about as

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comfortable as a cat at a dog show, responds with

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I don't want pro That's right, folks, the man who

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once said he has the best words has decided that

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pronouns are not among them. It's like saying I don't

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want verbs or I don't want oxygen. Good luck with that, mister,

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former president. But wait, it gets better. Ingram sensing comedy,

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Gold asks if Trump is fluid, to which Trump replies,

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nobody even knows what that means. Well, sir, I hate

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to break it to you, but quite a few people

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do know what that means. People might be attracted to men, women,

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or even couches. Maybe Laura is onto something. Also, just

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want to point out he didn't say no. Who knows.

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Maybe he's a sofa sexual. Two, The Let's Go Brandon

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Store in New Jersey, a bastion of anti Biden sentiment,

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is now facing an identity crisis that would make a

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teenager's tumbler account look stable. So what's a maga mert

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shop to do when their favorite punching bag decides to

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hang up his aviators. It's like finding out the Death

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Star has been dec commissioned and now you've got a

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warehouse full of Rebel Alliance T shirts. Greg, the store manager,

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is already brainstorming new slogans. His suggestion f Kamala and

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FU for voting for her. Wow, Greg, that's about as

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subtle as a foghorn in a library, and the creative

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team must have worked a long time on that pro tip.

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Try working with Ai anyway. I'm sure that design will

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fly off the shelves faster than common decency at a

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political rally. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is out there trying to

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come up with new nicknames for Kamala Harris. He's gone

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from crooked Hillary to sleepy Joe, and now we've got

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cackling co pilot. Come on, Donald, that sounds less like

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a political jab and more like a rejected character from

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a Disney movie. The store owner, Vincent is hedging his bets.

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He's got a five year lease on this joke shop,

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I mean, political merchandise store. That's a lot of faith

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in the staying power of political humor. It's like betting

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your life savings on a meme stock five years, Vincent.

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Let's be honest. You were kind of hoping Joe would win,

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but fear not loyal customers. One seventy year old shopper

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calls the store my therapy. She's even planning to serve

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Trump branded chocolate and wine to her Democrat dinner guests.

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What kind of dinner party is this? You have friends

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over to antagonize them? Who are you my ex girlfriend? Norma? Hey, guys,

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I thought i'd invite you over and then act all

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crazy yelling at Mac until you make up some reason

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to leave early. Is that what your dinner party is like?

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But with T shirts? Listen to drown out Norma talking.

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I would have drank the entire bottle of Brandon wine.

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Your dinner party doesn't scare me. I digress. So there

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you have it, folks, the great Maga merch pivot of

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twenty twenty four. Will it be Let's Go Brenda, Will

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it be the Giggler? Or will it just be more

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Trump faces on more random objects. Only time and the

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next viral internet joke will tell. Maybe I'll open a

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couch store next door, you know, sleeping with a cow,

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which isn't so bad. The couch doesn't kick you in

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the middle of the night and doesn't make you go

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visit her mother during the four o'clock football games every Sunday.

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I feel you JD remember Joe Biden. Joe doesn't remember either. Anyway.

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Pay attention between the lines here if you think Biden

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isn't pretty mad at George Clooney's pal, Barack Obama. When

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asked about his LGBTQ legacy, Biden puffed up his chest

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and declared, I was the first guy to come out

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for gay marriage. Remember that little problem with the Obama administration.

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Oh snap, that's not just throwing Obama under the bus,

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that's reversing over him and honking the horn for good measure. Now,

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for those of you who weren't glued to your TVs

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back in twenty twelve, you know when we all thought

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the world was going to end because of the Mayan calendar,

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here's the t Biden went rogue on NBC's Meet the Press,

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saying he was absolutely comfortable with gay marriage. Meanwhile, Obama

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was still doing the political equivalent of the hokey pokey

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on the issue, you know, one foot in, one foot out.

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Biden's impromptu announcement apparently sent the Obama administration into a tizzy.

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It was like watching a political version of Guess who where.

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Obama had to quickly flip down all the cards that

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didn't support gay marriage. But here's the kicker. Biden later

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apologized to Obama for jumping the gun, and now over

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a decade later, he's bragging about it like it's a

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badge of honor. So there you have it, folks. The

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twenty twenty four election, where it's pretty obvious who is

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annoyed at their ex partner, even that off kilter podcast

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host who keeps mentioning how crazy his ex girlfriend Norma is.

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Portions of today's program were made with the help of AI.

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Hopefully this weekend will be made without the help of AI.

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Let's not announce any vps On a Saturday. Kamala Ole

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mac Davies has a date with the Beach. See you Monday.