Is Trump bored with blondes?

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Calaroga Shark media from Trump National Airport, where a five hundred dollars bill buys

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you a cup of coffee. This
is ballot, That's right. Some Republican

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lawmakers have really gone all out this
summer with a series of proposals to basically

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deify Donald Trump. It's like a
bizarre Trump cult has taken over the House

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of Representatives. Let's hit this first
up. Paul Gosar of Arizona wants to

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bring back the five hundred dollars bill, which hasn't been printed for seventy nine

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years, just to slap Trump's smirking
mug on it. Hey, if you're

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going to recklessly inflate the currency,
might as well inflate Trump's ego too,

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Am I right? But cash is
so last century. Anna Paulina Luna of

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Florida has an even better idea.
Award the former president and current defendant the

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Congressional Gold Medal for his foreign policy
successes, you know, like that historic

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peace deal between Israel and the guided
missile suburbs of Pyongyang. Speaking of international

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affairs, why stop at a gold
medal? Greg Stub of Florida proposed naming

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the entire US Coastal Economic Zone after
Trump, four point three million square miles

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of open ocean to ambiguently celebrate the
man who stared directly at the sun during

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an eclipse. Perfect. But the
peace to resistance may be the bill to

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rename Dulles International Airport as Wait for
Trump International Airport, a real slap in

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the face to John Foster Dulles,
the Cold War diplomat whose main accomplishment was

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actually I have no clue, but
I'm sure it pales in comparison to Trump's

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incredible achievements like Stake University and Trump
Vodka. The Democrats tried their best to

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troll back, proposing the petty act
of renaming a Miami prison after Trump.

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But let's be real, if any
building is gonna bear his name, it'll

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be one where you have to pay
just to get in the parking lot.

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Now, a former Republican congressman is
out here trying to claim these moves are

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just desperate attempts to curry favor with
Trump, as if retiring politicians ever panner

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for future endorsements or anything. He
does make a fair point, though,

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maybe cool it with the idolatry guys. Give it a decade or two,

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and Trump could probably get a lovely
nature trail or something named after him,

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you know, assuming he's not permanently
residing at one of those federal prisons by

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then. It looks like Donald Trump
has a new type, and it's not

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just blonds anymore. No, no, no. These days the former president

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seems to be surrounded by a bevy
of brunette beauties. It looks like Donald

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Trump has a new type, and
it's not just blonds anymore. No,

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no, no. These days,
the former president seems to be surrounded by

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a bevy of brunette beauties who all
seem to share a certain shall we say

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esthetic. The Daily Beast took a
look at the women in Trump's life.

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First up, we have Margot Martin, Trump's twenty seven year old deputy chief

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of Communications, who recently accompanied him
to his criminal trial in Manhattan. With

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her Sheikh Wi wardrobe, sky high
cheekbones, and tawny tress's. Martin is

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drawing comparisons to none other than Malania
Trump herself. I guess when you're Donald

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Trump, you have a thing for
women who look like they could be your

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daughter in law. Speaking of the
trial, let's not forget about Hope Hicks,

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Trump's former White House communications director,
who also bears a striking resemblance to

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Martin. Hicks started out as a
teen model and worked her way up the

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ranks of the Trump organization, only
to quit after being grilled by the congressional

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panel investigating Russian interference in the twenty
sixteen election. But like a true Trump

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loyalist, she just couldn't stay away
and eventually returned to the fold. And

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then there's South Dakota Governor Christy Noam, who has been gunning for the job

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of Trump's running mate for what seems
like forever. Noam has been one of

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Trump's most resolute supporters, and as
she's gone full Maga, her looks have

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changed too. Gone is the all
business, layered Bob, replaced by the

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long flowing locks, favor by the
likes of Hicks and Martin. I guess

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when you're trying to catch Trump's eye, You've got to look the part.

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Apparently, Joe Biden's recent visit with
Howard Stern was all thanks to a little

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help from Hillary Clinton. Who would
have thought that the woman who once called

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Trump supporters a basket of deplorables would
be the one to broker a deal between

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Biden and the man who made his
name hosting lesbian diala date. According to

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Bababui, there were a lot of
people who were involved in helping this booking

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from people inferred on all that stuff. But you know who was super helpful

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on this, really really helpful Hillary
Clinton. Of course, the real question

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is just how influential Howard Stern is
in twenty twenty four. Sure he's got

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a massive following and a record shattering
contract with Sirius XM, but can he

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really move the needle in a presidential
election if nobody under forty really listens to

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him. Joe Biden's been messing around
with chat GPT. That's right, the

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leader of the Free World has been
playing around with AI and the results are

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well, let's just they aren't as
funny as this show. According to Aroddi

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Pravakar, Biden's chief science and technology
advisor, she and the President put the

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AI chatbot to the test with a
few tasks. First up, they asked

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it to explain a lawsuit between Delaware
and New Jersey as if it was talking

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to a first grader, Because apparently
even the president needs things dumbed down sometimes.

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But wait, there's more. They
also asked chat gpt to write a

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legal brief for a Supreme Court case, because who needs actual lawyers when you

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have AI. And let's not forget
the most important task of all generating an

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image of Biden's dog commander in the
Oval office. I mean, forget about

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solving world hunger or achieving world peace. The real priority is making sure the

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presidential pup looks good on Instagram.
According to Provacar, Biden's reaction was something

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along the lines of Wow, I
can't believe it could do that, which

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is funny because that's the same reaction
I had when I found out Biden knew

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how to use a computer in the
first place. Of course, we can't

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talk about AI without acknowledging the elephant
in the room. This very podcast was

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created with the help of artificial intelligence. That's right, folks. Even we're

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not immune to the allure of letting
machines do our work for us. But

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don't worry, we promise not to
let the robots take over completely. After

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all, someone needs to be here
to make fun of Biden's tech skills.

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So there you have it. The
President is playing around with chat GPT and

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the world is watching. Will AI
be the key to solving all our problems

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or will it just lead to more
memes of Biden looking confused. Only time

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will tell, but one thing's for
sure. If the robots do take over,

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at least we'll have plenty of material
for our stand up comedy routines.