Aug. 14, 2024

Hold on, I'm Comin'

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Transcript

Trump and Elon was kinda boring.

The Isaac Hayes family is mad at Trump for using a song.

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Calarogu shark media from Washington, DC, where nuclear warming isn't

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really a thing. This is ballot that's right, and hold on,

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I'm coming as just an Isaac Hayes song, not a

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punchline to a dirty joke. What's wrong with you in

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your dirty mind? Let's hit this well. I guessed right

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in not staying up late to cover Trump and Musk

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and just going with the jd vance and drag jokes yesterday.

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So what did these two talk about? Immigration, union busting

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and how America needs a leader who can strike fear

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into other countries because nothing says make America great again

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like terrifying the rest of the world. Right, the whole

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thing started an hour late. Musk blamed it on a

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massive cyber attack, because when your live stream doesn't work,

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it's obviously a cyber attack, not the fact that you're

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trying to run a tech platform like it's a startup

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in your mom's basement. But don't worry. Once they got started,

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they really tackled the big like how migrant crime is

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supposedly destroying cities like New York and San Francisco, which

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is funny because the only thing that's really destroying those

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cities are the rents, And in New York someone keeps

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building really ugly buildings and putting his name on them.

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Then Trump decided to drop this gem Drill, Baby drill,

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right in front of Elon, the guy who makes electric cars.

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It's like telling your vegan friend that you're starting a

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new steakhouse. Awkward, but at least no one's starving. Musk, ever,

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the pragmatist, pointed out that if we stopped using oil

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and gas overnight, the economy would collapse faster than a

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house of cards in a hurricane. We'd all be starving,

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he said, which is the kind of upbeat message you

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expect from a guy who also wants us to colonize Mars.

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Then there was the bit about nuclear warming, which left

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everyone scratching their heads. Trump said people don't talk enough

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about it, which might be because it's not a thing.

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Nuclear power. Sure, that's a hot topic literally and figuratively,

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but nuclear warming sounds like something cooked up in a

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comic book villain's lair. And let's not forget the technical glitches.

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You'd think after the disaster with Ron DeSantis's announcement, Musk

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would have figured out how to run a live stream,

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but no, it was like watching two boomers try to

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figure out zoom for the first time. Eventually they got

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the thing running, but by then even the bots had

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lost interest. Score one hundred points if you handed in

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JD vance in drag and went to bed early. Of course,

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Trump didn't miss the chance to blow his own horn,

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congratulating Musk on getting sixty to seventy million listeners, which

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is a great number if it were real. In reality,

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about a million people tuned in. But hey, what's a

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little exaggeration between friends? What else does Trump claim is

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six or seven but is really one? Donald Trump is

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back at it again, this time throwing what he might

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think is a compliment Kamala Harris's way by calling her

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a beautiful woman, but let's be real, it's less about

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flattery and more about reducing her to her looks. A

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classic move from the guy who's built a significant chunk

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of his public persona on objectifying women. Remember this is

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the same Trump who shrugged off bragging about groping women

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as locker room talk back in twenty sixteen, a scandal

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that nearly sank his campaign. Trump can't resist the urge

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to toss out insults like bitch behind closed doors, as

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reported by The New York Times. Publicly, he's tried to

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paint her as someone who turned black for political gain,

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a bizarre accusation that JD. Vance attempted to clarify with

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some chameleon talk whatever that means. Kelly and Conway, Trump's

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former campaign manager and master of spinning gold out of

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whatever he's tweeting, has finally drawn a line in the sand.

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She's urging Trump to stop with the personal attacks on

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Kamala Harris, especially when it comes to her identity. Yes,

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the woman who helped coin the term alternative facts is

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now pushing for fewer insults, more insights from the former president.

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It's like asking a dog to stop chasing cars. Good

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luck with that. Conway isn't alone in this. Even Trump's

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old buddy Lindsey Graham is waiving a caution flag, saying

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that the issue with Harris isn't her heritage, it's her judgment,

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which is pretty rich coming from a guy who's been

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riding the Trump train through every wild twist in turn.

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But here's the kicker. Despite all these warnings, Trump has

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a history of doubling down when told to back off.

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So while his recent posts have been more focused on

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Harris's policies, it's hard to believe that we've seen the

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last of his identity based digs. After all, this is

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the man who turned Sleepy Joe and Nasty Woman into

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household nicknames. If there's one thing we can count on,

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it's the Trump will eventually return to what he does best,

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stirring the pot consequences be damned. Seth Meyers joked about

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Trump floundering in Ohio, where J. D Vance is a senator.

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Next we're gonna find out he's losing Da Kamala among

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voters who live at Mara a Lago. John Stewart said,

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Donald Trump is telling American not to elect a liar.

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He's like the Michael Jordan of lying, or, as Trump

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would say it, the Willie Brown of lying. Trump is

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in hot water over his music choices, and this time

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he's managed to tick off the family of R and

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B legend Isaac Hayes by playing hold on, I'm coming

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at his campaign rallies without permission. Now, before you start

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thinking Trump's just trying to get a new playlist going,

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let's be clear. This isn't the first time he's been

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caught red handed with someone else's tunes. Isaac Hayes, the

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man behind the Soulful Hit, is no longer with us,

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but his family is very much alive in kicking, and

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they're kicking back. They're demanding Trump cough up a cool

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three million dollars for the one hundred and thirty four

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times he's allegedly blasted the song without so much as

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a may I. This isn't just a slap on the wrist,

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It's a full on league smack down. The Hayes estate

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wants Trump to stop using the song, take down any

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videos where it's playing, and publicly admit that they did

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not in any way authorize his use of the track.

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Isaac Hayes the Legend's son, not to be confused with

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Isaac Hayes the Legend, took to social media and did

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not hold back. He basically said that Trump is the

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epitome of everything that lacks class in integrity, highlighting not

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just the unauthorized use of the music, but also Trump's

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history of well being Trump, complete with sexual abuse allegations

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and racist remarks. Hayes the Third made it clear that

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they're ready to take swift action to make sure their

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dad's music doesn't become the unofficial anthem for Trump's campaign,

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and Trump's campaign response, well, there isn't one. It seems

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they're playing the if we ignore it, maybe it'll go

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away card. But hey, at this point they're probably just

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updating their do not play list. I mean, even Celine

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Dion told them to knock it off with My Heart

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Will Go On And Let's be real, was that song

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really the vibe they were going for? Trump rallies and

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Titanic anthems? Did nobody think that? Through? Portions of today's

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show were made with the help of AI, but apparently

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not the AI that writes funny material. The AI left

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me hanging today. Should I make up a quick RFK

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story to try to save this thing? In a recent interview,

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Robert F. Kennedy Junior made headlines by claiming that the

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loch Ness Monster is actually a mutated dolphin created by

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the US government during a secret Cold War experiment. According

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to Kennedy, the project, code named Operation Aquatic Enigma, was

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intended to develop a super intelligent marine creature capable of

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spying on Soviet submarines. Kennedy insisted that the creature somehow

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escaped and found refuge in Scotland's lock Ness, where it's

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been living ever since. He even suggested that the recent

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spike in NeSSI so lighting is due to the creature

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becoming bolder in its old age, possibly seeking out human

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contact after decades of isolation. I probably made that story up,

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but then again, between dead bears and brainworms, you're really

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not sure, are you,