June 7, 2024
Hillary, Hitler, Poop and Spit
Hillary, Hitler, Poop and Spit.
This is some election.
Somehow NONE of thsoe topics involve RFK, so he wins the day.
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Hillary, Hitler, Poop and Spit.
This is some election.
Somehow NONE of thsoe topics involve RFK, so he wins the day.
Get your Tom Hanks Didn't Say This tee: https://caloroga.com/product/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-14/
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WEBVTT
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Calarogu Shark Media from Normandy where I
was just looking for a chair. Okay,
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00:00:11.039 --> 00:00:14.000
this is ballid today. Oh Man, Hillary, Hanks, Hitler,
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00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:20.199
spit and poop. Yep, let's
hit this seth Meyers joked. Trump said
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00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:23.320
that he would be willing to serve
jail time after being convicted on thirty four
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00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:26.879
felon accounts, which would be the
first time he shared a bedroom in a
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00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:31.640
while. Jimmy Kimmel asked his guest
Vice President Harris, Trump has made it
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00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:35.079
pretty plain that he's planning to go
after his enemies or whatever you want to
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00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:40.479
call them. Realistically, what can
a president do to say a talk show
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00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:43.479
host that has been making fun of
him? What can he actually do to
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00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:48.960
like oh, for example me Harris
said, in all seriousness, Jimmy,
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00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:52.920
you're right to bring this up.
Trump has been very clear he intends to
12
00:00:52.920 --> 00:00:58.000
weaponize the Department of Justice against his
political enemies. He admires dictators and says
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00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:02.039
he'll be a dictator on day one. Some days, I don't even know
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00:01:02.119 --> 00:01:04.959
where to start. Is the move
Hillary Clinton, Hitler or Joe pooped his
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00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:10.079
pants? Well, since we haven't
talked much about Hillary, let's start there.
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Leave it to Hillary Clinton to find
a way to make the solemn eightieth
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00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:18.879
anniversary of D Day all about her
personal grudges. Her thinly veiled comparison of
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00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:23.120
Trump to Adolf Hitler is just dripping
with that signature lack of self awareness.
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00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:27.040
Clinton told the view that electing Trump
would be the end of our country as
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00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:30.879
we know it. And I don't
say that lightly. When I was Secretary
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00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:34.879
of State, I used to talk
about one and done. What I meant
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00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:38.879
by that is that people would get
legitimately elected, and then they would try
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00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:42.560
to do away with elections, and
do away with opposition, and do away
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00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:47.799
with a free press. Hitler was
duly elected. All of a sudden,
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00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:53.040
somebody with those tendencies, dictatorial authoritarian
tendencies, would be like, Okay,
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00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:57.120
we're gonna shut this down. We're
gonna throw these people in jail. And
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00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:00.400
they didn't usually telegraph that Trump is
tellingelling us what he intends to do.
28
00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:06.640
Meanwhile, it looks like Grandpa Joe
provided the Internet with some fresh fodder for
29
00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:10.560
ageist jokes during the solemn D Day
commemorations in Normandy. Joe seemed to be
30
00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:16.000
looking for a chair suddenly when standing
with his wife and French President Emmanuel Macrone
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00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:21.599
on Thursday for an event honoring troops
who fought on D Day. Some on
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00:02:21.639 --> 00:02:25.759
social media speculated that he pooped his
pants. Embarrassing videos of the moment showed
33
00:02:25.759 --> 00:02:30.280
the President squatting on stage shortly after
shaking Macrone's hand, in a motion often
34
00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:35.759
seen when people need to relieve themselves. At first, it looks as though
35
00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:39.240
he's leaning over to tell his wife, doctor Jill Biden, something, but
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00:02:39.319 --> 00:02:44.759
then he holds the pose for a
rather long period of time, leaning even
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00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:47.400
lower below the point where his ear
would be in the range of her whispering.
38
00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:53.560
I guess the possible poop gives plenty
of cover for Trump's foamy saliva.
39
00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:58.759
The story here is that Trump's campaign
dropped a new video urging Magafans to vote
40
00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:04.000
by any means necessary come November,
a stark reversal from his past fierce opposition
41
00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:08.599
to mail in and early voting methods
he dubbed corrupt and rigged. Trump said
42
00:03:08.879 --> 00:03:13.560
the way you win is to swamp
them so they can't cheat. He added,
43
00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:15.840
but if you can't make it,
you need to make a plan,
44
00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:21.439
register and vote any way possible.
We got to get your vote, so
45
00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:24.400
with your vote, we will win
a victory the likes of which no one
46
00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:29.560
has ever seen before. We will
evict crooked Joe Biden from the White House,
47
00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:31.879
and we will take back our country. On November fifth, twenty twenty
48
00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:38.080
four, but instead of his messaging
flipflop grabbing headlines, it was the Donald's
49
00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:43.360
own frothy saliva exhibition that stole the
show. Dude was out there frothing and
50
00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:46.759
spitting like someone swapped his favorite diet
coke for a steaming mug of Raby's drool.
51
00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:52.199
And really, what better way to
urge your supporters to vote than literally
52
00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:59.680
showering them in your own aerosolized biomatter. Let's see, we have Hillary Hitler
53
00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:02.240
hoop spit, and if you have
Tom Hanks on your ballot bingo card,
54
00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:08.000
you just one. Hanks told CNN, I think there's always reason to be
55
00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.280
worried about the short term, but
I look at the longer term of what
56
00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:15.439
happened. Look, our Constitution says
we the people of the United States,
57
00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:20.000
in order to form a more perfect
union. That journey to a more perfect
58
00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:25.959
union has missteps in it. Over
the long term, however, we inevitably
59
00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:30.480
made progress towards I think that more
perfect union. And how does it come
60
00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:33.360
about. It comes about not because
of somebody's narrative of who was right or
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00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:36.439
who was a victim or not.
It comes out of the slow melding of
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00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:41.839
the truth to the actual practical life
that we end up living. It comes
63
00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:46.160
down to the good deed that is
practiced with your neighbor. I will always
64
00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:49.680
have faith that the United States of
America and the Western societies that have adopted
65
00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:54.319
more or less the same sort of
democracy, cannot help but turn towards what
66
00:04:54.439 --> 00:05:00.199
is right. You can almost hear
the patriotic music behind his speech. Well,
67
00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:03.279
you actually can pretty good music.
Bed. No portions of today's program
68
00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:06.439
were created with the help of AI, and, as Tom Hanks always says,
69
00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:10.959
you can't spell America without AI and
some other letters.
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00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:10.880
Calarogu Shark Media from Normandy where I
was just looking for a chair. Okay,
2
00:00:11.039 --> 00:00:14.000
this is ballid today. Oh Man, Hillary, Hanks, Hitler,
3
00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:20.199
spit and poop. Yep, let's
hit this seth Meyers joked. Trump said
4
00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:23.320
that he would be willing to serve
jail time after being convicted on thirty four
5
00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:26.879
felon accounts, which would be the
first time he shared a bedroom in a
6
00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:31.640
while. Jimmy Kimmel asked his guest
Vice President Harris, Trump has made it
7
00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:35.079
pretty plain that he's planning to go
after his enemies or whatever you want to
8
00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:40.479
call them. Realistically, what can
a president do to say a talk show
9
00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:43.479
host that has been making fun of
him? What can he actually do to
10
00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:48.960
like oh, for example me Harris
said, in all seriousness, Jimmy,
11
00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:52.920
you're right to bring this up.
Trump has been very clear he intends to
12
00:00:52.920 --> 00:00:58.000
weaponize the Department of Justice against his
political enemies. He admires dictators and says
13
00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:02.039
he'll be a dictator on day one. Some days, I don't even know
14
00:01:02.119 --> 00:01:04.959
where to start. Is the move
Hillary Clinton, Hitler or Joe pooped his
15
00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:10.079
pants? Well, since we haven't
talked much about Hillary, let's start there.
16
00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:12.519
Leave it to Hillary Clinton to find
a way to make the solemn eightieth
17
00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:18.879
anniversary of D Day all about her
personal grudges. Her thinly veiled comparison of
18
00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:23.120
Trump to Adolf Hitler is just dripping
with that signature lack of self awareness.
19
00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:27.040
Clinton told the view that electing Trump
would be the end of our country as
20
00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:30.879
we know it. And I don't
say that lightly. When I was Secretary
21
00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:34.879
of State, I used to talk
about one and done. What I meant
22
00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:38.879
by that is that people would get
legitimately elected, and then they would try
23
00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:42.560
to do away with elections, and
do away with opposition, and do away
24
00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:47.799
with a free press. Hitler was
duly elected. All of a sudden,
25
00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:53.040
somebody with those tendencies, dictatorial authoritarian
tendencies, would be like, Okay,
26
00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:57.120
we're gonna shut this down. We're
gonna throw these people in jail. And
27
00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:00.400
they didn't usually telegraph that Trump is
tellingelling us what he intends to do.
28
00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:06.640
Meanwhile, it looks like Grandpa Joe
provided the Internet with some fresh fodder for
29
00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:10.560
ageist jokes during the solemn D Day
commemorations in Normandy. Joe seemed to be
30
00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:16.000
looking for a chair suddenly when standing
with his wife and French President Emmanuel Macrone
31
00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:21.599
on Thursday for an event honoring troops
who fought on D Day. Some on
32
00:02:21.639 --> 00:02:25.759
social media speculated that he pooped his
pants. Embarrassing videos of the moment showed
33
00:02:25.759 --> 00:02:30.280
the President squatting on stage shortly after
shaking Macrone's hand, in a motion often
34
00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:35.759
seen when people need to relieve themselves. At first, it looks as though
35
00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:39.240
he's leaning over to tell his wife, doctor Jill Biden, something, but
36
00:02:39.319 --> 00:02:44.759
then he holds the pose for a
rather long period of time, leaning even
37
00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:47.400
lower below the point where his ear
would be in the range of her whispering.
38
00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:53.560
I guess the possible poop gives plenty
of cover for Trump's foamy saliva.
39
00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:58.759
The story here is that Trump's campaign
dropped a new video urging Magafans to vote
40
00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:04.000
by any means necessary come November,
a stark reversal from his past fierce opposition
41
00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:08.599
to mail in and early voting methods
he dubbed corrupt and rigged. Trump said
42
00:03:08.879 --> 00:03:13.560
the way you win is to swamp
them so they can't cheat. He added,
43
00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:15.840
but if you can't make it,
you need to make a plan,
44
00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:21.439
register and vote any way possible.
We got to get your vote, so
45
00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:24.400
with your vote, we will win
a victory the likes of which no one
46
00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:29.560
has ever seen before. We will
evict crooked Joe Biden from the White House,
47
00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:31.879
and we will take back our country. On November fifth, twenty twenty
48
00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:38.080
four, but instead of his messaging
flipflop grabbing headlines, it was the Donald's
49
00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:43.360
own frothy saliva exhibition that stole the
show. Dude was out there frothing and
50
00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:46.759
spitting like someone swapped his favorite diet
coke for a steaming mug of Raby's drool.
51
00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:52.199
And really, what better way to
urge your supporters to vote than literally
52
00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:59.680
showering them in your own aerosolized biomatter. Let's see, we have Hillary Hitler
53
00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:02.240
hoop spit, and if you have
Tom Hanks on your ballot bingo card,
54
00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:08.000
you just one. Hanks told CNN, I think there's always reason to be
55
00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.280
worried about the short term, but
I look at the longer term of what
56
00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:15.439
happened. Look, our Constitution says
we the people of the United States,
57
00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:20.000
in order to form a more perfect
union. That journey to a more perfect
58
00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:25.959
union has missteps in it. Over
the long term, however, we inevitably
59
00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:30.480
made progress towards I think that more
perfect union. And how does it come
60
00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:33.360
about. It comes about not because
of somebody's narrative of who was right or
61
00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:36.439
who was a victim or not.
It comes out of the slow melding of
62
00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:41.839
the truth to the actual practical life
that we end up living. It comes
63
00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:46.160
down to the good deed that is
practiced with your neighbor. I will always
64
00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:49.680
have faith that the United States of
America and the Western societies that have adopted
65
00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:54.319
more or less the same sort of
democracy, cannot help but turn towards what
66
00:04:54.439 --> 00:05:00.199
is right. You can almost hear
the patriotic music behind his speech. Well,
67
00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:03.279
you actually can pretty good music.
Bed. No portions of today's program
68
00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:06.439
were created with the help of AI, and, as Tom Hanks always says,
69
00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:10.959
you can't spell America without AI and
some other letters.