Has Trump picked his VP? Will Melania stay in NYC not DC?

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Calaruga shark media from Washington, DC, where who knows? Maybe you are

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Trump's pick for VP. This is
ballot, that's right. Trump says he

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knows who his VP is. I'm
guessing it's not Mike Pence. Let's hit

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this SETH Meyers joked the Biden campaign
will begin to consider accepting donations in cryptocurrency,

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while RFK Junior has begun accepting canned
goods and gently worn clothing. Jimmy

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Kimmel said Biden has secluded himself at
Camp David, where he's preparing for this

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fight like he's Rocky Balboa getting ready
for golf club or lang. And Trump

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is hard at work right now,
deciding whether to go to with the scented

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Aquinet or the unscented. Despite skipping
every other debate, Trump reportedly cannot wait

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to attack Joe Biden. It's the
most he's ever hated someone he's not married

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to. It looks like Donald Trump
is really milky the suspense over his twenty

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twenty four running mate selection. A
few thoughts on his latest KOI comments.

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First off, saying he has already
decided on his VP pick in my mind,

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but that nobody knows who it is
classic Trump tease. He loves keeping

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everyone guessing and building anticipation, doesn't
he. The claim that his still unnamed

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running mate will most likely be present
at this week's big debate is quite the

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dramatic foreshadowing too. I can just
picture the over the top reveal now,

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Trump ending his closing statement by shouting
and this is the person I want a

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heartbeat away as the camera pans over
to the surprise guest, though based on

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Trump's usual mo they'll probably just cut
to commercial immediately after that cliffhanger, leaving

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us all to stew in speculative agony
until the convention next month. The man's

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a master showman, I'll give him
that. And of course Trump's remarks about

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having everybody in the nation desperately begging
him to be VP are just chef's kiss

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asterisk trademark hubris, because obviously all
three hundred and thirty million Americans are clamoring

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to hitch their wagon to the Trump
train. Right. The potential running mates

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being tossed around run the gamut from
MAGA diehards like jd Vance to more traditional

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conservatives like Tim Scott, so it
really could go any number of ways in

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terms of Trump doubling down on his
base or trying to broaden his appeal.

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One thing's for sure, Trump clearly
recognizes the promotional value of this looming VP

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decision. He's going to milk this
guessing game for all it's worth to dominate

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the news cycle and promote his campaign. Will the big reveal live up to

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the hype? Who knows, But
one thing is certain, the speculative build

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up and pageantry around this VP pick
is going to be pure, deliciously over

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the top Trump. Look who's making
waves again. The one and only Stormy

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Daniels, the porn star turned Trump
whistleblower, has taken her talents to a

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new stage. Literally, that's right. Stormy has officially pivoted to stand up

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comedy with her new show, Stormy
Daniels One Night Stand. Because when you've

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already starred in the wildest real life
legal drama this century, why not try

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your hand at some intentional comedy too. The crowd in New Orleans seemed pretty

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hype for Stormy's debut performance. Hey, maybe they were just excited to see

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someone rocking a bulletproof vest as a
bold fashion statement. For once. Stormy

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joked it was the first time she
gone vest free in public in months ominous.

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From what we know of her set, Daniels covered all their eightest hits,

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joking about her porn career, her
financial troubles courtesy of you know who,

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and of course plenty of salacious Trump
material, though somehow she still considers

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herself a Republican. Leave it to
Stormy to keep us on our toes.

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Naturally, no Stormy set would be
complete without some tortured euphemism for Trump's you

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know Apparently, she's dubbed the former
president tiny, which is just chef's kiss

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asterisk, brutal, but probably an
accurate description based on those Stormy Daniels Marco

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Rubio Hite comparisons. In all seriousness, though, you've got to admire Stormy's

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ability to rebound and repackage this entire, absurd national saga into a storied comedy

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career. What's next a musical finale
number where she just towers over a tiny

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Trump impersonator. The possibilities are endless. No word yet on if Stormy managed

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to slip any new material about Trump's
upcoming sentencing into this first show, But

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if the creative well ever runs dry, she can always just read excerpts from

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the indelible Grab Them tape. Now
that's what I call asterisk laughter. Asterisk

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you can't avoid. The whispers are
growing louder if the Trumps reclaim their old

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digs at sixteen hundred Pennsylvania A.
Don't expect the Malania Trump residency revival tour

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to be a big affair. From
all accounts, the former First Lady was

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about as reclusive as they come during
the family's first White House stint, so

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much so that DC rubberneckers were constantly
wondering if she was even there or just

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living the suburban mom life with her
parents. If the millennia ologists are to

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be believed, round two wouldn't be
much different. Sure she do the bare

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minimum obligatory appearances, the state dinners, the crowd pleasing clothing collapse, maybe

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even trotting out her rib tickling be
best initiative again for a victory lap,

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but actual full time residents in DC
doubtful. The smart money seems to be

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on Malania jet setting between mar A
Lago and the Big Apple while making just

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the most sporadic of cameos in the
nation's capital. After all, an unelected,

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unpaid gig like first Lady has never
really been her vibe, not that

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we know either way. Honestly,
this is a woman who was basically a

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Bigfoot level urban legend last time around, constantly avoiding the DC social scene to

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the point of sparking loopy conspiracy theories
about her whereabouts. These days, her

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sightings are so rare that she was
a total no show for her husband's biggest

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legal saga aka the Stormy Daniel's trial. I guess she really didn't care,

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do you? Then again, maybe
absence makes the heart grow fonder for those

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signature Milania moments, you know,
the I really don't care jacket on her

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surprise Mexican camp kids trip, the
armored shoulder padded pantsuits she rocked late in

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Trump's term like she was gearing up
for war. So while Malania may not

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grace DC with her presence much,
you can likely still expect her to make

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a statement, be it fashion based
or whatever. Reincarnation of her very random

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be best platform awaits. Either way, Team Trump is at least promising to

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trot out the elusive floatis more this
time. Whether we actually get more than

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a Sasquatch level cameo remains to be
seen. Buckle up for the will she

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or won't she mystery, folks,
this is shaping up to be Milania's most

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reclusive first lady reprise yet