Nov. 24, 2025

Greene quits Congress, Trump feuds with the Giants, and his Thanksgiving Ukraine plan sends Europe scrambling.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is cashing out and tapping out — quitting Congress after a spectacular breakup with President Trump while quietly watching her net worth explode from seven hundred thousand to twenty-five million. Patrick breaks down the political soap opera, Trump’s midnight tariff rants, his five-a.m. meltdown over the New York Giants, and the Thanksgiving-deadline Ukraine plan that blindsided Europe and sent Zelensky scrambling. It’s political musical chairs with a side of holiday panic.

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Callaroga Shark Media from Washington, d C. Where the world's

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greatest stock pickers live. This is valid, that's right, and

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Trump has a plan to make me have to work

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this weekend thanks to man. Hi. I'm Patrick Guttfield with

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news from the world of political musical chairs. Marjorie Taylor

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Green is hitting the road, or should I say hitting

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her bank account on the way out. Get this. Green's

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net worth has jumped from the seven hundred thousand dollars

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to twenty five million since joining Congress. That's right. Political

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service is apparently the new get rich quick scheme. Move

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over cryptocurrency. She's leaving Congress after a dramatic breakup with Trump.

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He called her wacky and a lunatic, which in political

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speak is basically a term of endearment. Her resignation statement

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pure drama. I refuse to be a battered wife hoping

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it all goes away. We know how you feel. Hey,

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While I have you got any stock tips? Presidential fashion

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report incoming. Donald Trump is out here looking like he

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rated a vintage boutique burgundy scarf, black wool coat. Who

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is this man? And what happened to the guy who

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thought navy blue was the height of sartorial adventure. Apparently

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Trump's having quite the week. He's praising Zorn Mamdani, a

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Democratic socialist who once called Trump a fascist. Trump's now

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talking about helping Mamdani make New York great again. This

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is like watching a reality show where the contestants keep

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switching alliances. One minute you're calling for someone's arrest, the

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next you're offering to help them. American politics, it's basically

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Survivor with more expensive suits. Trump jumped back on true

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social last night, and this time he's taking on the

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Supreme Court and the New York Giants, because apparently those

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two things are equally important in the world of presidential priorities.

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Trump's latest target tariffs. He's warning the Supreme Court that

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if they strike down his trade policies will basically become

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an economic wasteland. His economic strategy sounds like he learned

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international trade from a monopoly board game. Get this. A

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Goldman Sachs report shows consumers are paying fifty five percent

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of these tariffs, but Trump insists other countries are paying.

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It's like watching someone argue with math and winning somehow.

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And here's the real comedy. Trump went from a midnight

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rant about international trade to complaining about the New York

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Giants football strategy at five point thirty in the morning,

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Because when you're president, why not critique football play calls

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between geopolitical tweets. Trump took to truth social with all

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the restraint of a sports radio caller. Why did the

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New York Football Giants not kick that field goal? Because clearly,

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when you're running a country, football strategy is your top priority.

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Jameis Winston overthrew a pass, the Lions scored, and Trump's

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response unadulterated presidential Monday morning quarterbacking. That's weird. It's like

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watching your dad yell at the TV, except this dad

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runs the country. So here we are America. A president

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who can go from international trade policy to football critique

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faster than Jameis Winston can overthrow a pass. Welcome to

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twenty twenty five, where presidential priorities include Supreme Court cases,

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Canadian apologies, and critiquing NFL play calls touchdown democracy breaking

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news from the world of international diplomacy, where peace negotiations

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are now apparently handled like a Black Friday sale with

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a hard deadline. President Trump's got a twenty eight point

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plan for Ukraine that shocked the world faster than a

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late night infomercial. Jared Kushner and Steve Whitkoff are out

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here playing geopolitical chess, and Ukraine's just trying to keep

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up the plan essentially a diplomatic Jenga tower where Ukraine

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might have to give up more territory because nothing says

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peace negotiation like telling a country, hey, could you just

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scoot over a bit Trump's deadline Thanksgiving because apparently Trump

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doesn't want me to ever take a day off. Global

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conflict resolution is now on the same timeline as your

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turkey dinners, and Zelenski's basically been told sign this plan

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or no pie for you. The backstory is wild. This

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whole thing started on a flight from the Middle East,

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because apparently international diplomacy now happens at thirty thousand feet.

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Kushner and Witkoff are out here drafting peace plans like

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they're writing a college term paper the night before it's due.

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When European officials called the State Department asking what exactly

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is happening, they were told it wasn't a Trump plan,

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but then Trump immediately demanded Ukraine sign it by Thanksgiving.

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Mixed signals, much Zelensky's warning, as people they might lose

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dignity or US support. It's like a high stakes game

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of diplomatic Chicken and everyone's watching, So buckle up, America.

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We're negotiating international conflicts with the same urgency as a

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Black Friday doorbuster sale. Peace apparently waits for no one,

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especially not Thanksgiving dinner. Portions of today's program were made

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with the help of AI