Oct. 29, 2025

Government Shutdown Deepens, East Wing Demolition Gets Weird, and Trump Tours Asia

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Trump’s shutdown enters chaos mode: food assistance vanishes, flights are at risk, and Speaker Mike Johnson won’t call Congress back. Meanwhile, Trump’s turning the White House into his own Versailles, with a 90,000 sq ft expansion and a staircase to nowhere. Plus, his Asia tour features comedy, cognitive tests, and diplomatic shade. Patrick Gutfield takes you inside the wildest moments from D.C. to Japan.

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Callaroga Shark media from Washington, DC, where presidential renovation meets

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reality show demolition.

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This is ballot, that's right, the staircase to nowhere.

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I'm Patrick Guttfield, and the shutdown is about to get worse.

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And buckle up because this is about to get spicier

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than a government cafeteria mystery meat. President Trump's shutdown is

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turning into the longest unpaid vacation in American history. We're

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talking about programs running out of money faster than a

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politician runs from a tough question. Snap benefits about to disappear,

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headstart closing faster than a comedy club on a Monday night.

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Nutrition assistance hanging on by a thread.

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It's like a game of governmental Jenga, and someone's about

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to pull the wrong block. Forty million people rely on

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food assistance, and now they're looking at empty fridges. Thousands

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of federal employees are about to miss paychecks. Air traffic

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controllers might stop showing up, which sounds like the setup

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to a disaster movie, not a government policy. And get this,

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the essential air service is running out of cash. Rural

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communities might see airline prices jump higher than a cat

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in a room full of rocking chairs. Alaska's remote areas

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are about to get a crash course in economic turbulence.

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The military.

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Trump pulled six point five million dollars from military research

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to pay troops earlier. It's like robbing Peter to pay Paul,

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except Peter is national defense and Paul is well.

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Paul is still the military speaker.

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Mike Johnson's big move refusing to call lawmakers back because

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nothing says leadership like letting the government grind to a halt.

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Just another day in the wild world of Washington, where

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political standoffs are the national pastime and compromise is a

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forgotten art. Let's dive into President Trump's Asian vacation extravaganza,

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where diplomacy meets stand up comedy. So Trump's cruising through

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Asia like it's a political world tour Malaysia, check dancing apparently, yes,

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economic deals, sure, potential vice presidential run in twenty twenty eight.

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Absolutely not, that's too cute. Trump's doing what he does best,

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talking about potential Republican candidates like he's casting a political

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reality show. Jd Vance great, Marco Rubio great. It's like

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he's handing out compliments like participation trophies, and then we

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get to his favorite pastime, insulting Democratic politicians. AOC and

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Jasmine Crockett prepare for the low IQ World Tour. Trump's

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challenging them to cognitive tests faster than you can say

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Walter Reed medical exam, speaking of which he's bragging about

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those cognitive tests again. First it's a tiger, then an elephant.

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This is what presidential discourse has become, a game of

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political name that animal. Just another day in the world

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of presidential politics, where every press conference is a comedy

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special in every trip is a potential sitcom pilot. President

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Trump is turning the White House into his personal real

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estate project. And let me tell you, this renovation makes

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home improvement shows look like precision engineering. Imagine a model

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of the new East Wing with a staircase that leads

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directly into a brick wall. It's like an architectural dad joke. Hey,

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you want to go upstairs? Psych The New York Times

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is calling this a hurried process. What in the construction

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chaos is happening here? Trump's adding a ninety thousand square

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foot annex that'll more than double the White House. It's

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not an expansion, it's a presidential real estate flex and

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he might even name it after himself, because subtlety is

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not in the Trump playbook.

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Critics are comparing this renovation to isis Artifact destruction.

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Archaeologists are looking at this going what in the historical

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preservation is happening? Joe Scarborough called it grotesque, and that's

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Joe being diplomatic. The White House Historical Society is basically

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having a collective heart attack. One historian said, this is

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transforming the White House from a democratic symbol to a

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presidential palace. It's like Trump watched too many European monarchy

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documentaries and thought, hold my blueprint. Trump's calling himself the

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Builder President, a title that sounds suspiciously like something a

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Soviet dictator would give themselves. And he's ordered federal workers

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not to take photos. Classic move. If you can't handle

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the criticism, ban the evidence. The White House communications Director's response,

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losers who are quick to criticize need to stop their

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pearl clutching. Well, that's diplomacy in twenty twenty five for you,

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just another day where the White House looks less like

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a symbol of democracy and more like a Trump construction.

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Sitetions of today's show were made with the help of

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