Oct. 7, 2024

Elon's MAGA Debut, Harris' Howard SternnMedia Blitz, and Biden's Wedding Crash

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Join Mac Davies for a hilarious romp through the latest political news, featuring Elon Musk's Trump rally appearance, Kamala Harris' media tour revival, and Joe Biden's surprise wedding attendance. From fly interruptions to SNL spoofs, this satirical recap covers all the absurdity in American politics.

Join Mac Davies for a hilarious romp through the latest political news, featuring Elon Musk's Trump rally appearance, Kamala Harris' media tour revival, and Joe Biden's surprise wedding attendance. From fly interruptions to SNL spoofs, this satirical recap covers all the absurdity in American politics.

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Calaroga Shark Media from Pennsylvania, where Elon Musk is dark Maga,

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whatever the hell that is? This is ballad, that's right,

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and the Harris campaign is going on. All the shows

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that were popular fifteen years ago. Talk about Obama era nostalgia.

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Let's hit this. Our first story is about everyone's favorite

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billionaire boy wonder, Elon Musk, making his debut at a

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Trump rally. Picture this, Elon, I'm not compensating for anything.

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Musk bounces onto the stage like a kid who's had

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one too many Mars bars. He's sporting a make America

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Great Again cap that's so dark it's practically absorbing light.

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And get this, he's wearing an Occupy Mars shirt under

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his sport coat. Because nothing says I'm a serious political

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figure like dressing like a confused cosplayer at a sci

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fi convention. And then, in a move that would make

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any WWE wrestler proud, Musk starts chanting fight, Fight, Fight

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to the crowd, because nothing says preserving democracy like inciting

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a potential riot. Right, but the real kicker, Musk claims

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that if people don't vote, this will be the last election. Wait,

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are there not going to be elections on Mars. It

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looks like the Trumpster's got a new nemesis. And it's

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not a Democrat, a judge, or even his own hair piece. No,

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ladies and gentlemen, it's a fly. That's right. A tiny

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insect managed to do what countless politicians have failed to do,

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throw Donald off his game. There he was in Wisconsin,

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probably explaining why cheese should be our new national currency,

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when suddenly, biss, a fly crashes his party, and boy

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did it send him into a tizzy. Oh there's a fly,

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he exclaimed, with all the eloquence of a toddler spotting

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a butterfly. I wonder where the fly came from, g Don,

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I don't know. Maybe it heard there was a big

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pile of let's say, political discourse on stage and couldn't resist.

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But wait, it gets better. Some genius in the crowd

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yelled Kamala because apparently in Magaland, the VP has shape

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shifting abilities. Watch out, Marvel, we've got a new superhero

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in town, fly girl. Trump Ever, the Statesman then dropped

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this parler. Two years ago, I wouldn't have had a

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fly up here. You're changing rapidly. We can't take it.

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Any longer. That's right, folks, Forget inflation, climate change, or

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global conflicts. The real crisis facing America fly immigration, build

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that swater. Meanwhile, over at MSNBC, Katie Fang astutely observed

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that this is not normal. Thanks Katie. I'm sure we

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were all thinking Trump's fly fixation was just another day

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in American politics. But let's not forget the og of

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political fly encounters. Mike Pence, remember when a fly landed

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on his head during the VP debate and stayed there

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so long we thought it might file for residency. I

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guess flies just can't resist the sweet smell of Republican

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hair product. Meanwhile, well, Vice President Harris, or as Trump

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supporters know her, she who must not be named, was

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at the border, vowing to fix our broken immigration system.

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Maybe start by hiring some of those hard working flies, Kamala.

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They seem pretty good at crossing borders undetected. Harris is

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finally emerging from her media hibernation, and boy has she

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picked some hard hitting venues for her grand re entry

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into the public eye. First up, we've got the view,

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because nothing says serious political discourse like arguing with Whoopy

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Goldberg over hot topics. Then it's off to Howard Stern's show,

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which everyone stopped listening to like ten years ago. Maybe

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her campaign thinks it's nineteen ninety four. Maybe she can

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appear on AOL. I'm sure we'll get some deep insights

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into Harris's foreign policy or maybe just her favorite position

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on international relations, if you know what I mean. And

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let's not forget Stephen Colbert's late night extravaganza. I'm sure

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he'll grill her with tough questions like how does it

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feel to be so awesome? And can you believe how

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Orange Trump is? Hey, at least I'll have material all week,

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Thanks Kamala. But wait, there's more. Governor Tim Walls is

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gracing Jimmy Kimmel with his presence. I'm sure Kimmel will

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ask all the burning questions like how do you get

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your hair to look so gubernatorial? Maybe Walls can go

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on with the hawk to a lady Joe Biden remember him.

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Don't worry, he doesn't either. It looks like our commander

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in chief decided to take a little detour from his

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usual schedule of forgetting where he is to attend a

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wedding in South Bend. President Joe Biden and First Lady

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Jill Biden grace the hallowed halls of Notre Dame with

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their presence. Now, you might be thinking, mac, surely the

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President of the United States travels in style. Well, hold

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onto your hats, because Biden decided to downgrade from the

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usual seven forty seven to a seven fifty seven. I

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guess he's trying to relate to the common folk by

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flying in a slightly smaller private jet. How consider it

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one lucky spec Lisa Woodcocks gushed about seeing the plane

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land and the motorcade leave. She said it's something she'll

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probably never see again in her lifetime. Well, Lisa, I

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hate to break it to you, but there are these

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things called airports where you can see planes land all

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day long. It's wild stuff. Hold on to your dentures,

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because Grandpa Joe just crashed the press briefing like it

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was Bingo night at the retirement home. That's right, our

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nap and Chief decided to grace the briefing room with

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his presence for the first time last week since well

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since he remembered where it was. Now, you might think

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Biden was there to discuss important matters of state, but no,

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he was there to remind us that job numbers are

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what job numbers are. Thanks for that profound insight, mister president.

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I was worried they might be unicorns or magic beans.

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When asked about the Middle East conflict, Biden suggested Israel

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consider alternatives to striking Iranian oil facilities, because nothing says

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decisive leadership like telling your allies, hey, have you tried

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not doing the thing you're planning to do. But the

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real kicker came when Biden talked about the upcoming election.

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He's not sure if it'll be peaceful, folks. And just

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when we thought the comedy show was over, a reporter

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asked if Biden wanted to reconsider dropping out of the

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presidential race. Our quick witted commander in chief turned around

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faster than you can say, where am I and declared,

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I'm back in Talk about a plot twist. I haven't

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seen a comeback this unexpected since well since Biden's last

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coherent sentence. Joe Well Dana Carvey at least appeared on

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SNL as Saturday Night Live decided to give us their

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take on the vice presidential debate. Maya Rudolph returned as

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Kamala Harris, probably because she's the only one who can

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match the VP's iconic nervous laughter. And Andy Samberg played

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Doug Emhoff because apparently being the Second Gentleman is now

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a full time comedy gig. But the real stars of

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the show Jim Gaffigan is our very own Governor, Tim Walls,

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and Bowen Yang as jd Vance. They went head to

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head in a debate so civil you'd think they were

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competing for the Most Polite Politician award. At one point,

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they even agreed on something. I haven't seen that much

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bipartisan harmony since well never, And just when you thought

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it couldn't get any better, Dana Carvey stumbled in as

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President Joe Biden, managing to get ice cream all over himself,

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and Kamala. Portions of today's program we made with the

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help of AI and.

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