June 17, 2024

Celebrities and Rats

Celebrities and Rats

Where do the celebrities stand in this year's election?  Does it make more sense for them to lay low?


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Calaroga Shark media from New York City, where the Mayor's place is filled with

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rats. This is ballid today,
a look at the intersection of politics,

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celebrities, and well rats, Let's
hit this. It seems Hollywood is feeling

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rather skittish about overtly backing Biden this
election cycle, amidst the current hyper polarized

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political climate. Even the Biden campaign
itself is being cautious about rolling out too

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many celebrity endorsements too soon. The
concerns from publicists and political strategists make sense.

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In today's devisive atmosphere. A celebrity
taking a strong partisan stance can quickly

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become a pr landmine. One ill
advised social media post or SoundBite, and

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they risk igniting a firestorm of backlash
from the other side's vocal base. Just

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look at poor Mariah Carey getting dragged
for that seemingly innocuous White House Christmas visit.

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Yikes. No good deed goes unpunished
when you're a famous person voicing any

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perceived political leaning. Nowadays, it's
almost comical to envision some of these advisors'

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nightmare scenarios playing out. Can you
picture the online meltdown if Zendaia or Taylor

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Swift threw their weight behind Biden.
The Swifties and Anti Swifties would wage all

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out social media warfare like we've never
seen. At the same time, you

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can't really blame celebs for being a
bit gunshy. This time. Around four

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years ago, not loudly resisting Trump
was seen as complicity in Tinseltown. Now

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the opposite seems true. Any overt
political engagement carries massive perceived costs in our

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discordant times. Still, you know
Hollywood's liberal elite can't resist getting involved.

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As election day looms. The Biden
camp is, no doubt hoping those quiet

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zoom strategy sessions and hush hush fundraisers
lay the groundwork for a full court celebrity

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press closer to November. Who wouldn't
want Queen Beyonce leading the Bidens back again

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rally in swing state arenas or the
erstwhile Fresh Prints doing some get out the

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vote hyping viral gold. Of course, the Israel Gaza conflict muddies the waters

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even more for the more progressive anti
warflank of the entertainment biz Ruffalo and Eilish

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rocking those artists for ceasefire pins definitely
doesn't jibe with Biden's full throat at Israel

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backing, But that's where compartmentalizing comes
in handy. Most celebs will likely pick

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their spots issue by issue, rather
than hitching themselves to Team Biden. Fully

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abortion rights, they'll amplify that climate
change. No doubt, the Leo Dicaprios

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of the world will stay on message
at the end of the day. The

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incentives and risks around celebrity politicking have
clearly shifted in this corrosive era, but

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you can bet your bottom dollar those
publicity starved stars will find a way to

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get their messaging out there one way
or another. As novemberners, love it

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or hate it, the intersection of
Hollywood and politics persists as a garish annual

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tradition. Even if twenty twenty four
looks at a little more subdued on the

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superstar endorsement front early on, I'd
bank on the celebs bringing the razzle dazzle.

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Eventually, it wouldn't be an election
year without gratuitous star spangled pageantry.

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Meanwhile, the Washington Post warned about
a group of never Biden voters. Certain

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Democrats are trying to cope with President
Biden's continually underwhelming twenty twenty four poll numbers

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the sealing theory. Yeah, it's
the political equivalent of she's just not that

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into you, But maybe if I
keep telling myself, she'll come around.

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All Biden needs to do is rally
allies who are unenthusiastic about him, particularly

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young, black and Hispanic voters,
against Donald Trump. The former president's ceiling,

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after all, has proved to be
low. He didn't crack forty seven

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percent in either the twenty sixteen or
the twenty twenty election, and Biden has

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shown he can win a majority of
the popular vote. True, but it's

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getting harder and harder for Biden to
paper over those crin worthy approval numbers with

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yeah, but at least I'm not
Trump. There is some truth in that,

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but it overlooks something important that hasn't
gotten much attention. Poles show that

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Biden's ceiling actually appears to be lower
than Trump's. Ouch talking about a low

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bar to limbo under. When your
ceiling is underneath Trump's, you know you're

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really scraping the bottom of the electability
barrel. While much has been made of

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never Trump Republicans, never Biden voters, appear to loom even larger, at

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least for now. It's like choosing
between a racist to pay and a dusty

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cloth bag to be your running mate. Not exactly an inspiring pair of options.

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Biden just doesn't appear to be a
viable option for lots of voters right

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now, as much as a majority, and certainly many more than in twenty

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twenty. The high no chance numbers
for Biden undercut another common strain of perhaps

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overly optimistic Democratic thought. Optimistic is
being generous. It's more like desperate grasping

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at straws. At this point,
Trump's ceiling doesn't actually appear that low.

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Right now, He's at forty nine
percent head to head with Biden across the

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six states polled by The Times.
Biden's ceiling, on the other hand,

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does appear that low. Yikes,
when Trump's upside looks rosier than yours,

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you know you've got an enthusiasm problem. And that suggests Biden's got more work

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to do than merely rallying the troops
against a common enemy, like trying to

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rebottle the pungent odor of failure that
seems to be following him everywhere on the

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campaign trail. It looks like New
York's rodent loathing Mayor Eric Adams is in

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the doghouse again, or should I
say rathouse. The city health inspector slapped

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him with yet another summons for a
fresh rat infestation at his Brooklyn property.

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I'm picturing him launching into an apoplectic
fit. Rats in my kingdom. This

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is an outrage, a disgrace,
a desecration of all I stand for.

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You just know Adams was seconds away
from deploying his patented drowner rat device,

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a ritualistic vat of caustic liquid specially
designed to send those whiskered hell spawn to

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a burbling demise, a real grug
the Neanderthal approach to pest control. But

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alas the party pooper, health inspectors
beat him to the punch, Spotting fresh

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droppings and burrows for themselves, the
evidence was incontrovertible. Mayor Mcdratheter had been

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harboring underground infiltrators all along. To
his credit, though the Mayor ain't taking

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this line down. He's petitioning to
contest the citation come July, probably armed

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with a ragtag team of NYC's most
fervent ratbusters. Ready to dispute the findings.

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You see these scratches, your honor
battle scars from me wrestling one of

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those filthy rodents with my bare hands
last Thursday. Conno from mortal combat's got

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nothing on me. I'm the real
sub zero. Still, you do have

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to wonder when Adams will concede,
defeat and stop tilting at these windmill tails.

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Seven thousand dollars spent on mitigation and
a solid handful of citations later,

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methinks it's time to make peace with
the grimy realities of NYC real estate.

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Or hey, if all else fails, maybe he can appoint a rat extermination

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Zar whose sole mandate is rooting out
any unfortunate laissez faire critters squatting at his

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honors cribs. Desperate times, y'all. Portions of today's program were made with

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the help of AI and a couple
of rats.