Canadians BOYCOTT America as 97-Year-Old Virgin Tortoise FINALLY Gets Lucky!

Patrick Gutfield exposes the TRUTH about Canada's tourist rebellion against America and ridiculous penguin tariffs! Plus, a 97-year-old tortoise becomes a mother, priceless Beatles tape found collecting DUST in Vancouver, and Wall Street CRASHES harder than your high school reputation! The late night comedy they don't want you to see, so its a morning podcast instead!