March 15, 2025

BUNLESS BOMBSHELL: RFK Jr. Reveals Trump's SECRET WEIGHT LOSS Plan While Possibly SCARFING DOWN Milkshakes!

Patrick Gutfield SLAMS Health Czar's Fast Food Hypocrisy As New Food Dye Ban Threatens To Turn America BEIGE
BONUS: Walls Finally Admits What We All Knew - "We Lost Because We Lost!"

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Patrick Gutfield SLAMS Health Czar's Fast Food Hypocrisy As New Food Dye Ban Threatens To Turn America BEIGE
BONUS: Walls Finally Admits What We All Knew - "We Lost Because We Lost!"

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Callaroga shark media from steak and Shake, where health policies

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are decided. This is ballot, that's right. Order whatever you want,

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eat whatever you want, Just lay off the bun. I'll

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have three shakes. Please, let's hit this. Howdy. I'm Patrick Gutfield.

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I'll take a garlic double steak, burger, cheese, fries, and

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a diet coke. And Trump has lost thirty pounds, according

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to RFK Junior, who revealed this bombshell while sitting in

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a Florida steak and Shake with Sean Hannity, not at

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a hospital or health clinic, at a steak and shake

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because nothing says credible medical information like discussing presidential weight

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loss over milkshakes and fries. Hannity claims the secret to

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Trump's slimmer figure is simply taking the buns off his burgers.

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That's it, the revolutionary diet technique doctors don't want you

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to know about. I tried this diet once. I removed

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all the buns from my burgers and replaced them with

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two pizzas. Somehow I gained weight. Kennedy seemed surprised by

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this revelation, saying I hope I'm not revealing something I shouldn't.

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You know what, you probably shouldn't reveal, Bobby, medical information

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about the president while sitting in a fast food joint

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that's typically frowned upon in most medical circles. Trump himself

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claimed back in January that he lost twenty pounds because

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he's been so busy and can't sit down and eat.

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I don't know about you, but when I'm busy, I

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somehow eat more. I'll be working at three am and

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suddenly think, you know what would help me concentrate? An

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entire rotisserie chicken and a tub of ice cream. This

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is quite the transformation for a man who famously had

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the diet coke button reinstalled on the resolute desk. You

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remember the presidential button that summons not nuclear codes, but

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a fizzy beverage. Very normal, very cool, and let's not

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forget that. Just months ago, Kennedy was trashing Trump's diet

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as poison, saying campaign food was either KFC or Big

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Max when you're lucky, which begs the question, what's unlucky

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campaign food? I'm guessing it's whatever Tim Walls eats. When

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Trump got arrested in Fulton County last year, he claimed

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to be six foot three and two hundred and fifteen pounds.

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I haven't seen numbers that fictional since cryptocurrency was invented.

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So Robert F. Kennedy Junior is now telling food companies

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to remove artificial dies from our food supply. The same

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RFK Junior who is just gossiping about Trump's bundless burger

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diet at a Steak and Shake. I guess removing burger

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buns is just the beginning of the administration's health revolution.

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Kennedy told PepsiCo and Kraft Hines that he wants all

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artificial dies gone before he leaves office. That's right. The

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guy who was photographed on Trump's plane surrounded by McDonald's

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meals is now America's food police. Talk about a character arc.

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This is clearly part of Kennedy's pledge to tackle chronic

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illnesses by overhauling the US diet. Is that why Trump

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lost thirty pounds? Is the President the first test subject

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in Kennedy's grand health experiment? I can just imagine Trump

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in the Oval office. They took my big Mac fun

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and my artificially colored Cheetos. This is worse than my indictments.

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Kennedy also wants fast food chains to switch from seed

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oils to beef tallow for French fries. So basically, he

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wants to make America's arteries great again. Nothing says health

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revolution like deep frying potatoes and animal fat. That's definitely

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what my doctor recommends right before he prescribes my cholesterol medication.

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According to an email sent by the Consumer Brands Association,

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Kennedy expects real and transformative change by getting the worst

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ingredients out of food. The worst ingredients apparently don't include

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the thousands of calories in a bundless double cheeseburger, but

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those red dyes in your flaming hot Cheetos absolute menace

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to society. The FDA is pushing for a federal framework

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on food dies to avoid states creating their own rules,

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because if there's one thing worse than artificially colored food,

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it's letting California decide what's healthy. I hear Tim Walls

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is particularly upset about this. Meanwhile, PepsiCo says they're focused

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on providing consumers with convenient, affordable, and save foods and drinks. Translation,

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We're going to fight this until the last drop of

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blue number one has been squeezed from our mountain dew.

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I can't wait to see what color my jurridos will

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be after this policy takes effect. Probably beige like everything else.

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That's healthy. Tim Walls of Minnesota just had what alcoholics

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call a moment of clarity on MSNBC. This is a

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man who finally looked in the mirror and said, hey,

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maybe the reason Trump is president is because we lost

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revolutionary thinking. I know the governor told Chris Hayes, we

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wouldn't be in this mess if we had won the election,

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and we didn't. Walls then went on to call President

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Trump the worst possible business executive he's ever witnessed, which

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is rich coming from a guy whose campaign strategy was apparently,

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let's hide our candidate and hope nobody notices the best heart.

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Walls admitted to Politico that their campaign played it too safe.

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We probably should have just rolled the dice and done

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the town halls. He said, Yeah, letting voters actually hear

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from your candidates. What a wild strategy that would have been.

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A man in Australia has survived for one hundred days

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with an artificial titanium heart. That's right, a titanium heart

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kept this guy alive while he waited for a donor transplant.

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Tony Stark is somewhere right now going I told you so.

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This incredible device called the Byve, a core total artificial heart,

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has just one moving part, a roter suspended by magnets.

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It's like iron Man's arc reactor, except it doesn't glow

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blue or help you fight. Thanos A patient, a man

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in his forties who chose to remain anonymous, unlike Tony Stark,

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who literally announced I am iron Man at a press conference,

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became the first person worldwide to leave the hospital with

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this device. He's now recovering after receiving a donor heart

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earlier this month. The difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark.

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One of them uses their billions to help people with

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life saving technology, and the other one parks Tesla's on

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the White House lawn. The titanium heart pumps blood to

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the body and lungs, replacing both ventricles of a failing heart.

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No valves, no mechanical bearings, just pure science fiction becoming

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science fact. This isn't just a step forward in medical technology,

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It's a whole iron legion of progress. So there you

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have it. Tony Stark's legacy lives on not in flying

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suits of armor, but in titanium hearts keeping people alive. Now,

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if we could just get Patrick Gutfield a vibranium shield

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to deflect criticism, we'd be all set. By the way,

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I got some that I used Thanos and the jokes

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here as opposed to a more traditional Iron Man villain

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like the Mandarin. The Mandarin is actually one of Trump's

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arch nemesis. You know why, because it's a fruit. Portions

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of today's show were made with the help of Marvel Comics,

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AI and bun Less Burgers.