June 10, 2024
B.S. and AOC
Trump has more legal stuff today, AOC is worried about him, and Trump calls Biden's border action BS
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Calarogu Shark media from Washington, DC, where aoc is worried about Trump coming
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toget her. This is ballad.
That's right. Today we have AOCBS and
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it's a party in the USA.
Let's hit this seth Meyers said. According
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to a new poll, fifty eight
percent of Republican voters believed that convicted felons
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should be allowed to become president if
they are elected, which is up fifty
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eight percent from last week. Former
President Donald Trump didn't mince words when slamming
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President Biden's recent executive action on the
southern border, calling it bullshit while railing
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against it at a rally in Nevada
on Sunday. Addressing his fired up supporters
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00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:51.039
in Las Vegas, Trump alleged that
Biden's move was pro invasion, encouraged human
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00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:55.920
trafficking, and was essentially a gift
to drug dealers. He proclaimed, it's
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00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:59.640
weak, it's ineffective, it's bullshit
what he signed, prompting the crowd to
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chant that final profane descriptor right back, Adam. The executive action in question
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00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:08.439
allows most asylum seekers to be turned
away at the border when crossings exceed twenty
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five hundred per day. With some
exceptions. Biden framed it as his only
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option after Republicans walked away from reviving
bipartisan border legislation, claiming Trump told the
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GOP to oppose it as a cynical
political move. But Trump wasn't buying it,
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dismissing the policy as too late and
meaningless, a mere pr ploy,
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He suggested Biden should simply reinstate every
single border policy from his own administration if
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he truly wanted to stop the invasion. Of course, Trump's hardline posturing conveniently
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ignores how his draconian policies arguably created
many of the very issues Biden is now
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grappling with at the border. But
nuance has never been the Donald's strong suit.
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Bullshit may not be the most presidential
term, but it does succinctly capture
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Trump's unvarnished thoughts on Biden's attempt to
solve an inn issue his own policies seriously
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exacerbated. Sometimes crude dismissiveness is its
own unique art form. In another chapter
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of the ongoing legal saga, former
President Donald Trump is slated for a pre
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sentencing interview with a probation officer today. The routine pre sentencing meeting, which
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will be conducted virtually allows the Probation
Department to gather information and submit a report
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to help guide Judge Juan Merchant in
determining Trump's ultimate punishment. His sentencing date
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is set for July eleventh. Of
course, Trump being Trump, you just
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know he's going to treat this whole
song and dance with his trademark pugnacious indignation
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a routine interview to gather background on
his illustrious career of criminality and untrustworthiness,
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why he ought to be offended at
the very notion. You know, Trump's
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legal eagles are likely sharpening their letter
writing quills as we speak to bombard Judge
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Merchant with glowing character testimonials from only
the finest of unimpeachable luminaries. I'm sure
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testim from illustrious personages like the MyPillow
Guy and Rudy Giuliani will really sway the
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00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:09.560
jurist. The dynamic duo of AOC
and Trump trading dramatic jabs once again.
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This time the Democratic firebrand is fretting
that the former president would literally throw her
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behind bars if he reclaims the White
House. In twenty twenty four, in
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an interview, Ocazio, Cortez didn't
mince words about her fear that Trump is
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out of his mind and would make
good on his lock her up mantra.
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There was such a hit at his
raucous rallies. She's taking him at his
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word that he'd try rounding up his
political opponents this time around. Now,
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is the idea of President Trump actually
jailing aoc for existing a tad far fetched
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and alarmist, perhaps, but you
can't really blame the congresswoman for having PTSD
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style flashbacks to twenty sixteen's unhinged partisan
bloodsport. Of course, Trump's team is
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pushing back, claiming any revenge talk
is just more fake news from his unhinged
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haters. He'd never actually follow through
on those ominous authoritarian innimations and persecute his
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00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:12.319
political foes. Right right. At
last week taping of Jimmy Kimmel's Late Night
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00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:15.639
show, where he was interviewing Vice
President Kamala Harris, members of the anti
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00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:20.560
war activist group Code Pink caused quite
the ruckus. Footage shared by the group
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00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:27.720
shows several protesters in the audience repeatedly
interrupting and shouting phrases like stop the genocide
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00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:31.519
and You're a murderer at Harris.
At first, Kimmel and the VP tried
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00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:36.720
to ignore it, but security soon
started removing the disruptive audience members. Perhaps
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00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:43.120
most controversially, the protesters claim they
were illegally imprisoned by security, locking them
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00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:46.800
in the outdoor atrium area of the
theater after the taping. They're now demanding
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00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:51.800
Kimmel apologize for any excessive use of
force by staff against the peaceful demonstrators.
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00:04:53.399 --> 00:04:58.319
None of the interruptions actually made the
final broadcast, as Jimmy and Kowha's unsurprisingly
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00:04:58.360 --> 00:05:02.079
scrubbed that whole MESSI frakus from the
episode aired on TV. Can't you just
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00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:08.240
picture the sheer panic on some poor
producer's face as protesters started disrupting the proceedings.
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I'm sure there's xanax. Budget saw
a major spike that day. Portions
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of Today's program were made with the
help of AI. Portions of Today's News
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were made with BS and AOC
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00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:11.000
Calarogu Shark media from Washington, DC, where aoc is worried about Trump coming
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00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:15.560
toget her. This is ballad.
That's right. Today we have AOCBS and
3
00:00:15.599 --> 00:00:21.600
it's a party in the USA.
Let's hit this seth Meyers said. According
4
00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:26.120
to a new poll, fifty eight
percent of Republican voters believed that convicted felons
5
00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:30.160
should be allowed to become president if
they are elected, which is up fifty
6
00:00:30.199 --> 00:00:35.079
eight percent from last week. Former
President Donald Trump didn't mince words when slamming
7
00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:40.719
President Biden's recent executive action on the
southern border, calling it bullshit while railing
8
00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:45.600
against it at a rally in Nevada
on Sunday. Addressing his fired up supporters
9
00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:51.039
in Las Vegas, Trump alleged that
Biden's move was pro invasion, encouraged human
10
00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:55.920
trafficking, and was essentially a gift
to drug dealers. He proclaimed, it's
11
00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:59.640
weak, it's ineffective, it's bullshit
what he signed, prompting the crowd to
12
00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:03.480
chant that final profane descriptor right back, Adam. The executive action in question
13
00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:08.439
allows most asylum seekers to be turned
away at the border when crossings exceed twenty
14
00:01:08.599 --> 00:01:14.280
five hundred per day. With some
exceptions. Biden framed it as his only
15
00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:19.439
option after Republicans walked away from reviving
bipartisan border legislation, claiming Trump told the
16
00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:25.200
GOP to oppose it as a cynical
political move. But Trump wasn't buying it,
17
00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:29.599
dismissing the policy as too late and
meaningless, a mere pr ploy,
18
00:01:30.239 --> 00:01:36.640
He suggested Biden should simply reinstate every
single border policy from his own administration if
19
00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:41.959
he truly wanted to stop the invasion. Of course, Trump's hardline posturing conveniently
20
00:01:41.959 --> 00:01:46.959
ignores how his draconian policies arguably created
many of the very issues Biden is now
21
00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:51.439
grappling with at the border. But
nuance has never been the Donald's strong suit.
22
00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:56.640
Bullshit may not be the most presidential
term, but it does succinctly capture
23
00:01:56.640 --> 00:02:00.840
Trump's unvarnished thoughts on Biden's attempt to
solve an inn issue his own policies seriously
24
00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:07.959
exacerbated. Sometimes crude dismissiveness is its
own unique art form. In another chapter
25
00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:12.800
of the ongoing legal saga, former
President Donald Trump is slated for a pre
26
00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:17.280
sentencing interview with a probation officer today. The routine pre sentencing meeting, which
27
00:02:17.319 --> 00:02:23.919
will be conducted virtually allows the Probation
Department to gather information and submit a report
28
00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:29.560
to help guide Judge Juan Merchant in
determining Trump's ultimate punishment. His sentencing date
29
00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:34.159
is set for July eleventh. Of
course, Trump being Trump, you just
30
00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:38.639
know he's going to treat this whole
song and dance with his trademark pugnacious indignation
31
00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:44.479
a routine interview to gather background on
his illustrious career of criminality and untrustworthiness,
32
00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:49.080
why he ought to be offended at
the very notion. You know, Trump's
33
00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:53.599
legal eagles are likely sharpening their letter
writing quills as we speak to bombard Judge
34
00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:59.599
Merchant with glowing character testimonials from only
the finest of unimpeachable luminaries. I'm sure
35
00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:04.639
testim from illustrious personages like the MyPillow
Guy and Rudy Giuliani will really sway the
36
00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:09.560
jurist. The dynamic duo of AOC
and Trump trading dramatic jabs once again.
37
00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:15.919
This time the Democratic firebrand is fretting
that the former president would literally throw her
38
00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:19.960
behind bars if he reclaims the White
House. In twenty twenty four, in
39
00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:23.879
an interview, Ocazio, Cortez didn't
mince words about her fear that Trump is
40
00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:27.000
out of his mind and would make
good on his lock her up mantra.
41
00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:30.639
There was such a hit at his
raucous rallies. She's taking him at his
42
00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:34.719
word that he'd try rounding up his
political opponents this time around. Now,
43
00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:39.759
is the idea of President Trump actually
jailing aoc for existing a tad far fetched
44
00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:45.680
and alarmist, perhaps, but you
can't really blame the congresswoman for having PTSD
45
00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:51.120
style flashbacks to twenty sixteen's unhinged partisan
bloodsport. Of course, Trump's team is
46
00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:55.400
pushing back, claiming any revenge talk
is just more fake news from his unhinged
47
00:03:55.439 --> 00:04:01.560
haters. He'd never actually follow through
on those ominous authoritarian innimations and persecute his
48
00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:12.319
political foes. Right right. At
last week taping of Jimmy Kimmel's Late Night
49
00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:15.639
show, where he was interviewing Vice
President Kamala Harris, members of the anti
50
00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:20.560
war activist group Code Pink caused quite
the ruckus. Footage shared by the group
51
00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:27.720
shows several protesters in the audience repeatedly
interrupting and shouting phrases like stop the genocide
52
00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:31.519
and You're a murderer at Harris.
At first, Kimmel and the VP tried
53
00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:36.720
to ignore it, but security soon
started removing the disruptive audience members. Perhaps
54
00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:43.120
most controversially, the protesters claim they
were illegally imprisoned by security, locking them
55
00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:46.800
in the outdoor atrium area of the
theater after the taping. They're now demanding
56
00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:51.800
Kimmel apologize for any excessive use of
force by staff against the peaceful demonstrators.
57
00:04:53.399 --> 00:04:58.319
None of the interruptions actually made the
final broadcast, as Jimmy and Kowha's unsurprisingly
58
00:04:58.360 --> 00:05:02.079
scrubbed that whole MESSI frakus from the
episode aired on TV. Can't you just
59
00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:08.240
picture the sheer panic on some poor
producer's face as protesters started disrupting the proceedings.
60
00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:12.439
I'm sure there's xanax. Budget saw
a major spike that day. Portions
61
00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:15.360
of Today's program were made with the
help of AI. Portions of Today's News
62
00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:16.839
were made with BS and AOC