Dec. 19, 2025

Boobs, Bronze And Pornhub: Sweeney Takes Lie Test As Trump Turns White House Into Grievance Museum

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Sydney Sweeney shuts down plastic surgery rumors with a lie detector, hackers claim to expose Pornhub viewing habits, and President Trump installs scathing bronze plaques attacking Biden, Obama and Hillary — turning the White House into a permanent monument to his grudges.

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Callaroga Shark media from Washington, d C. Where we have

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nice genes. This is ballad eyes up here, buddy, let's

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hit this. I'm Patrick Gutfield and Sydney Sweeney settled the

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plastic surgery debate by hooking herself up to a lie

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detector for Vanity Fair, which is either commitment to transparency

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or the most aggressive I told you so in Hollywood history.

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Amanda Seyfried, her co star in the Housemaid, asked the

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question on everybody's minds. Are your boobs real? Sweeney said yes.

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When pressed she'd gotten any work done on her breasts

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at all, Sweeney said no, I've never gotten any work

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done anywhere. The lie detector supervisor confirmed truthful. We now

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live in a world where actresses need polygraph verification that

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their bodies are natural, Sayfreed. Then jokingly asked if she

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could touch them. Sweeney agreed no physical contact occurred. That

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was a weird thirty seven seconds, Sweeney called out people

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comparing old photos. You cannot compare a photo of me

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from when I was twelve to a photo of me

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at twenty six with professional makeup and lighting. Of course,

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I'm going to look different. Everybody on social media is insane.

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She noted that if she had work done, her face

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would be even, pointing out one eyelid opens more than

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the other. Sweeney also said she plans to age gracefully,

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which will probably lead to future articles where she takes

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another lie detector test to prove she hasn't changed her mind.

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A cyber criminal gang called Shiny Hunter's claims it has

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stolen data from Pornhub, including the names, locations, and viewing

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habits of users. The group says it has two hundred

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million pieces of personal information, including email addresses and the

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titles and links of videos people watched. Three former pornhub customers,

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two in Canada and one in the US, confirmed to

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Reuters that the data about them was authentic, though several

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years old. They spoke anonymously, which yeah that tracks. Porn

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Hub insists no passwords, payment details, or financial information were stolen,

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just viewing history, timestamps and search patterns. You know, the

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stuff people definitely want kept private. Brian Higgins from Comparatech

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warned that emails from hackers claiming to have your information

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may not be genuine. He said people should remember that

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viewing adult content is a fairly ubiquitous activity these days,

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which is a polite way of saying everyone's in the

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same boat, don't panic. President Donald Trump has unveiled what

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he's calling the Presidential Walk of Fame. Bron's plaques he

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installed beneath presidential portraits in the White House Colonnade, and

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according to the White House, many of these were written

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by Trump himself, which explains why they read less like

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historical markers and more like truth social posts with better punctuation.

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The plaque under Joe Biden's portrait, which by the way,

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is just Biden's autopen signature, not even an actual portrait,

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declares that sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst

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president in American history. Trump also claims Biden took office

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as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen

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in the United States. So Trump turned the White House

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Rose Garden Colonnade into his own personal Yelp review page

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one star would not recommend terrible service. The fries were cold.

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The plaque goes on to blame Biden for Russia invading

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Ukraine and Hamas attacking Israel on October seventh. Citing Biden's weakness,

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Trump essentially installed a monument to his own conspiracy theories.

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The National Park Service is going to have to add

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a disclaimer. This plaque may contain opinions not supported by

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historical evidence, basic logic, or reality. Barack Obama's plaque gets

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the full name treatment Barack Houssein Obama, just in case

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anyone forgot his middle name. Trump describes him as one

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of the most divisive political figures in American history and

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claims Obama spied on the twenty sixteen presidential campaign of

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Donald J. Trump. The plaque ends by mentioning the Russia

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Russia Russia hoax, which Trump calls the worst political scandal

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in American history. Here's what's wild. Hillary Clinton gets mentioned

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on two different plaques. Under Obama's portrait, Trump notes she

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was his handpicked successor who would then lose the presidency

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to Donald J. Trump, And under Bill Clinton's portrait, Trump

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writes that President Clinton's wife Hillary lost the presidency to

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President Donald J. Trump. Hillary lost one election and Trump

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gave her two permanent commemorations. That's not historical documentation. That's

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a victory lap turned into bronze. White House Press Secretary

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Caroline Levitt defended the plaques, saying they are eloquently written

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descriptions of each president and the legacy they left behind.

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Nothing says eloquent like random capitalizations, multiple exclamation points, and

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calling your predecessor the worst president in American history under

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his own portrait. Shakespeare wishes he had this restraint. Trump

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had teased these plaques back in November, during an interview

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with Laura Ingraham, saying each would describe what the president

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accomplished during his tenure, and technically he delivered. He described

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what he thinks they accomplished. Accuracy was optional. This is

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all part of Trump's broader White House renovation project, which

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includes paving over the Rose Garden, redesigning Jackie Kennedy's Palm Room,

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and most notably, tearing down the entire East wing to

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build a massive ballroom. The man looked at the White

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House and thought, you know what this needs more me.

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So now tourists can visit the White House and learn

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about American history as filtered through one man's personal grievances.

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Mount Rushmore has four presidents. Trump's colonnade has four hundred opinions,

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and President Trump might want to remember that now that

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he has set this precedent, the next president might make

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the Trump plaque. All kinds of interesting portions of today's

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show were made with the help of AI. Will be

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off for the holidays and back in the next year.

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Normally I would say unless something crazy happens, but something

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crazy happens three times a day now, so unless something

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extra crazy happens, Happy New Year.