Biden's Trolling, Trump's Fed Takeover, and the RFK Jr. Rollercoaster

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Calaroga Shark Media from Washington, d
C. Where the depths of Donald Trump's

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ever changing loyalties balance the heights of
Joe Biden's trolling prowess. This is ballid

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Today, We've got quite the smorgas
board of stories for you. First up,

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we'll explore Joe Biden's newfound hobby of
trolling Donald Trump, from mocking his

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hair to poking fun at his courtroom
naps. Then we'll delve into Trump's secret

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plan to take over the Federal Reserve
if he wins in twenty twenty four,

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because apparently he thinks he's the only
one qualified to steer the nation's monetary policy.

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And of course we can't forget about
Trump's sudden change of heart regarding RFK

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Junior, who has gone from Maga
hero to Democrat plant faster than you can

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say flip flop. It looks like
President Biden has found a new hobby trolling

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Donald Trump, and I've got to
say he's not holding back. From mocking

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Trump's hairstyle to poking fun at his
energy levels in court, Biden is hitting

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the former president where it hurts.
But it's not just personal jabs. Biden

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is also using policy arguments to get
under Trump's skin, reminding everyone of the

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former president's questionable track record on issues
like abortion, the pandemic, and the

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economy. It's like Biden is saying, hey, remember when you were in

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charge and everything was a dumpster fire. Good times. Of course, Biden

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and his team are being careful not
to talk too much about Trump's legal troubles

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directly. They don't want to be
seen as interfering or influencing the proceedings.

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Instead, they're just casually mentioning how
busy Biden is with his own campaign,

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you know, as one does when
their opponent is stuck in a court room.

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And let's not forget the split screen
moments as Trump sits in court.

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Biden's team is making sure everyone knows
what their boss is up to, traveling

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on Air Force one, meeting with
donors, and definitely not falling asleep during

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important conversations. It's a not so
subtle way of saying, look at me,

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I'm the president and I'm actually doing
my job. Let's take a moment

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to appreciate the art of the political
job. First up, we have the

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classic hair and energy combo. Biden's
been poking fun at Trump's infamous coff and

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is apparent lack of stamina in the
courtroom. It's like he's saying, hey,

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Donald, maybe if you spent less
time on your hair and more time

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on your legal defense, you wouldn't
be dozing off in court. But Biden's

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not just going for the low hanging
fruit. He's also taking aim at Trump's

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policy failures, abortion pandemic response,
the economy. Biden's like, remember when

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you drop the ball on pretty much
everything? Yeah, I do, don't

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forget the I'm too busy to watch
your trial jab. Biden's out there telling

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donors, sorry, folks, I
can't catch the latest episode of Trump in

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court. I've got a country to
run. It's the presidential equivalent of I

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can't hang out, I have to
wash my hair. But perhaps the most

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brutal job of all the imaginary conversation
with a defeated looking Trump, Biden's over

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here telling stories about how he had
to turn down Trump's plea for help with

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his crushing debt ouch. That's got
a sting. But here's the thing.

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While Biden may be enjoying his new
role as Trump's chief troll, it's not

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all smooth sailing. The president has
had his fair share of gaffes and missteps,

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like repeating debunked claims about driving an
eighteen wheeler or accidentally reading teleprompter instructions

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out loud. It's almost like he's
trying to remind us that he's not perfect

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either. It seems Donald Trump has
a secret plan up his sleeve if he

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wins the twenty twenty four election.
And no, it's not just another scheme

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to build a wall or make Mexico
pay for it. This time, he's

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got his sight set on the Federal
Reserve. According to reports, Trump's aides

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have drawn up a ten page document
outlining a new vision for the Central Bank.

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And by new vision, they apparently
mean let's let Trump set interest rates

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himself. That's right, the man
who once said the Fed had no guts,

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no sense, no vision, now
wants to be the one calling the

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shots. The player also includes the
authority to give Jerome Powell, the current

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FED chairman, the boot. You
know, the same Jerome Powell that Trump

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himself appointed during his first term.
I guess when you're Donald Trump, loyalty

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only goes so far. Surely this
is just a joke, right, No

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president would actually try to take control
of the FED and set interest rates themselves.

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Well, think again. Trump supporters
are apparently dead serious about this plan,

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and they want to make it a
reality if he wins in twenty twenty

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four. But hey, what could
possibly go wrong with letting a guy who's

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filed for bankruptcy six times take control
of the nation's monetary policy. All joking

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aside, this plan is a recipe
for disaster. The independence of the Federal

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Reserve is a cornerstone of our modern
financial system, and undermining it could have

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serious consequences. As one economist put
it, if Trump lets inflation rip,

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it is likely to be his own
supporters that will be most hurt. Oh,

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how the tables have turned. It
seems like former President Donald Trump has

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had a change of heart about his
new BFF independent presidential candidate, Robert F.

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Kennedy Junior. After weeks of singing
Kennedy's praises and touting him as a

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great service to America, Trump has
suddenly decided that rfk Junior is nothing more

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than a Democrat plant designed to help
Crooked Joe Biden win reelection. In a

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series of posts on his beloved truth
social platform, Trump went on a tirade

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against Kennedy, suggesting that he's a
radical left liberal who's been put in place

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to sabotage the MAGA movement, because
apparently, in Trump's world, anyone who

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doesn't pledge their undying loyalty to him
is automatically a secret agent for the Democrats.

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But wait, it gets better.
Trump even took a swipe at Kennedy's

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running mate, Nicole Shanahan, claiming
that she's not a serious candidate. I

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guess in Trump's mind, the only
serious candidates are the ones who agree with

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everything he says and do whatever he
tells them to do. Now, let's

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take a trip down memory lane,
shall we. Just last month, Trump

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was singing a very different tune about
RFK Junior. He was practically giddy at

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the thought of Kennedy's siphoning votes away
from Biden, calling his campaign great for

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MAGA and a great service to America. But now that recent polls are showing

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that Kennedy's campaign might actually hurt Trump's
chances of returning to the White House,

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suddenly he's public enemy number one.
It's almost like Trump's opinions change with the

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wind, or more accurately, with
whatever he thinks will benefit him the most

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at any given moment. One minute, Kennedy is a hero for taking on

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the crooked Joe Biden machine. The
next he's a radical leftist plant designed to

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destroy the MAGA movement from within.
But here's the real kicker. Trump actually

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suggested that he would take Biden over
Kennedy. That's right, the man who

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has spent the last four years railing
against Sleepy Joe and calling him the worst

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president in the history of the United
States is now saying he'd rather have him

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in the White House than RFK Junior. It's like we've entered some bizarre alternate

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universe where up is down, left
is right, and Donald Trump is suddenly

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the voice of reason. So what's
the moral of this story? Well,

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it's pretty simple, really. In
the world of Donald Trump, loyalty is

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a one way street. You're either
with him one hundred percent or you're against

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him. And if you're against him, you'd better watch out because he'll come

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after you with all the subtlety of
a bulldozer in a china shop. But

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hey, at least we can all
take comfort in the fact that the twenty

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twenty four presidential race is shaping up
to be just as ridiculous and unpredictable as

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ever, with Trump flip flopping on
his opinions faster than a fish out of

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water and Kennedy throwing a wrench into
everyone's carefully laid plans. It's anyone's guest

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who will come out on top,
but one thing's for sure. It's going

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to be one hell of a ride. And that's good for me because I

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host this podcast. Portions of this
podcast may have been created with the help

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of AI, and AI is polling
higher than Nicky Haley did.