Oct. 15, 2024

Biden swears like a sailor, a naked Trump statue horrifies gamblers

Show Notes
Transcript

Biden apparently has a potty mouth

Tim Walz wants to get rid of the Electoral College

Vegas had a Naked Trump. Oh my.

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Calaroga Shark media from Washington, DC, where apparently Joe Biden

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swears like a sailor. This is ballad. Geez, Joe, when

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I don't even want to quote you on this show,

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you know you're kind of salty and old. Okay, let's hit.

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This looks like we've got ourselves a good old fashioned

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game of political hot potato. And the sput in question

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is none other than the Electoral College. Governor Tim Walls

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decided to spice things up at a fundraiser by declaring

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the Electoral College needs to go faster than Trump's hair

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piece in a windstorm. But hold onto your hats because

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the Harris campaign is backpedaling so hard they might just

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invent time travel. Wall said something about Beavers. I wasn't

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really paying attention. Let me read the transcript back. I

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think all of us know the Electoral College needs to go.

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We need a national popular vote, but that's not the

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world we live in. So we need to win Beaver County, Pennsylvania.

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We need to be able to go into York, Pennsylvania

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and win. We need to be in western Wisconsin and win.

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We need to be in Reno, Nevada and win. And

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the help that you give here today helps make that happen.

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Oh so, just change the law of the land so

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you can win more easily, and nothing about beavers. Man,

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imagine if Trump tried to change the rules so he

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could win more easily. I bet Democrats would be upset

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about that. By the way, those of you who are

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mad about Friday's show and think all I do is

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bash Trump, I hope you're paying attention. One minute, Walls

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is all down with the electoral college, and the next

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the Harris campaign is like what electoral college? We love

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that old chestnut. It's like watching a magician try to

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stuff a rabbit back into a hat, but the rabbit's

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wearing an eye voted sticker. And let's not forget Hillary

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Clinton still salty about twenty sixteen, calling for the electoral

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college to be eliminated. Meanwhile, the Pew Research Center is

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out here telling us that six and ten Americans want

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to ditch the electoral college. I'm no math whiz, but

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I'm pretty sure that's more people than have ever agreed

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on anything in the history of ever. Bob Woodward, the

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guy who's been causing presidential heartburn since Watergate, drops this

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bombshell in his new book War. He's saying Trump and

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Putin have been chatting it up like old pals at

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a high school reunion, maybe up to seven times since

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Trump left office. And get this, all while Trump's been

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telling Republicans to put the brakes on Ukraine Aid faster

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than you can say quid pro quo. Now here's where

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it gets juicy. Woodward describes a scene at mar a

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Lago that's straight out of a spy novel. Trump's kicking

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an Aid out of his office to have a tete

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a tet with Putin. The aid spills the beans, saying

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this might have happened half a dozen other times too.

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Talk about your long distance relationship. But wait, there's more.

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Flashback to twenty twenty, when COVID tests were rarer than

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a politician keeping a campaign promise. Trump's sending these precious

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to Putin like they are a box of fancy chocolates,

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and Putin's response, sh, don't tell anyone, it'll make you

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look bad. Well, isn't that thoughtful of him? Fast forward

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to now and Trump's singing Putin's praises louder than a

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Cossack choir. He's calling the guy who invaded Ukraine a genius.

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I guess. In Trump's world, starting an international conflict is

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the new measure of intelligence. His running mate jd Vance

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is out here proposing peace terms that sound like they

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were scribbled on a Kremlin napkin. Russia keeps what it took,

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and Ukraine promises to be neutral. Yeah, and I'm sure

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Ukraine will agree to that faster than a Turkey volunteers

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for Thanksgiving dinner. Trump's campaign aid Jason Miller is playing

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dumb faster than a student caught without homework. His exact words,

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I have not heard that they're talking, so i'd push

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back on that. Well, Jason, I haven't heard. The earth

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is round, but that doesn't mean it's flat. Our commander

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in chief is Joe Biden, remember him, Don't worry he

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doesn't either. Turns out, Joe's got a mouth saltier than

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a sailor on shore leave. When it comes to Netsan Yahoo,

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Biden's not pulling any punches. That son of a bitch

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bb Netsan Yahoo. He's a bad guy. He's a bad

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effing guy. That's not exactly diplomatic speak, folks, and putin

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Biden's got some choice words for him too, that effing Putin.

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Biden reportedly said, Putin is evil. We are dealing with

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the epitome of evil. Looks like the Cold Wars heating

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up in Biden's vocabulary. Now, let's talk about Biden's foreign

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policy roller coaster. When Russia was gearing up to invade Ukraine,

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Biden was caught off guard Jesus Christ. He exclaimed, Now

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I've got a deal with Russia, swallowing Ukraine and the

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nuclear scare. Woodward says, at one point, the White House

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thought there was a fifty to fifty chance Putin might

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go nuclear. That's scarier than a Stephen ca novel on

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Halloween night. And let's not forget about Kamala Harris. She's

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out here trying to get Biden to open up more,

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telling his friends to chat with him. Why so we

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can freely swear about what an effing a hole Joe

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Manchin is. Harris even bragged about her own profanity skills,

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saying she's the only person around who knows how to

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properly pronounce the MF word. Now that's what I call

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vice presidential material. I mean sure, But in that case,

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shouldn't we just elect New Jerseys Chris Christy, it looks

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like Trump's hotel is about as luxurious as his hair piece.

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The director of that new Trump biopic The Apprentice, decided

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to live dangerously and stay at the Trump International Hotel.

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Spoiler alert, it's not exactly the Ritz. This guy, Ali Abassi,

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told Variety he wanted to experience Trump luxury. Well, Ali,

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I hope you brought your own soap in a hazmat suit. Apparently,

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according to the report in The Daily Beast, the place

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is very basic and not super clean. Shocking. I know,

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who would have thought a Trump property would be all

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flash and no substance. A BOSSI, who's an architect by trade,

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said the outlets were dirty. I guess that's what happens

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when you try to plug in ethics and decency at

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a Trump hotel. They just don't fit. Now, these executive

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suites go for over a grand a night. For that price,

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you'd expect gold plated everything. Trump's lawyers tried to block

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the movie's release. I guess they were worried it would

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ruin Trump's pristine reputation, you know, like a ketchup stain

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on a white suit that's already covered in ketchup stains.

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So if you're planning a trip to New York and

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have a thousand bucks to burn, may I suggest literally

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anything else You might have a cleaner experience sleeping on

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a subway platform. Just when you thought the campaign trail

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couldn't get any weirder, along comes of forty three foot

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nude Donald Trump's statue in Nevada. Because apparently what happens

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in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Sometimes it gets

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hoisted up on a crane for all to see. This

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giant art piece, lovingly titled crooked and Obscene, is giving

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new meaning to the phrase larger than life. At six

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thousand pounds, it's almost as heavy as Trump's ego. The

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anonymous artist behind this masterpiece is planning a nationwide tour

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because nothing says vote for Me like a giant naked

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effigy swinging in the breeze. Right, the Nevada Republican Party,

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always quick to spot a publicity opportunity, immediately clutched their

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pearls and cried pornography. Apparently they're worried about families being

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forced to view this offensive marionette. I guess they forgot

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about all those billboards for strip clubs lining the Vegas Strip.

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But sure, it's the naked Trump that's corrupting our youth.

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Some spectators were less than thrilled. One guy said he

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was scared to come to work, worried he might get

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shot or noosed up. Buddy, if you're worried about getting

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shot in Vegas, I don't think the giant naked Trump

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is your biggest problem. Good news, though the statue has

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been dismantled. I guess what they say is that's true.

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All good things must come to an end, or, in

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this case, all giant naked Trump statues must eventually be

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taken down before they traumatize any more morning commuters