July 17, 2024
Biden says he'd drop out if a doctor told him to (Live from the RNC)
In his latest interview, Biden says he'd consider dropping out if a doctor told him he had a medical condition. I guess he's waiting for Dr. Fauci to give him a note excusing him from the presidency? Lay groundwork much? Is there a doctor in the...
In his latest interview, Biden says he'd consider dropping out if a doctor told him he had a medical condition. I guess he's waiting for Dr. Fauci to give him a note excusing him from the presidency? Lay groundwork much? Is there a doctor in the house?
But wait, there's more! This is just the latest in Biden's ever-evolving list of reasons to potentially bow out. First, it was if the "Lord almighty" told him to. Then, if his aides proved he couldn't win. Now, it's if a doctor diagnoses him with a case of "Too Old for This Stuff” syndrome.
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But wait, there's more! This is just the latest in Biden's ever-evolving list of reasons to potentially bow out. First, it was if the "Lord almighty" told him to. Then, if his aides proved he couldn't win. Now, it's if a doctor diagnoses him with a case of "Too Old for This Stuff” syndrome.
We're live from the Republican National Convention!
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Subscribe now for exclusive shows like 'Palace Intrigue,' and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) Or get 'Daily Comedy News,' and '5 Good News Stories’ with no commercials! Plans start at $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show!
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Calaruga Shark Media from the Republican National
Convention, where we just found out Trump
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has a granddaughter. This is ballot, that's right, But also that's not
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the least bit important, as Joe
Biden may have laid groundwork to exit the
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campaign gracefully, let's hit this.
This is interesting. I was heading over
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to ask Tucker Carlson if he wanted
to hit the Applebee's with me for lunch
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when Joe Biden had to go and
make news. In his latest interview,
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Biden says he'd consider dropping out if
a doctor told him he had a medical
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condition. I guess he's waiting for
doctor Fauci to give him a note excusing
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00:00:40.359 --> 00:00:44.960
him from the presidency. Lay groundwork
much? Is there a doctor in the
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00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:49.600
house. But wait, there's more. This is just the latest in Biden's
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00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:54.799
ever evolving list of reasons to potentially
bow out. First, it was if
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the Lord Almighty told him to,
Then if his aids proved he couldn't win.
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00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:03.920
Now it's if a doctor diagnoses him
with a case of too old for
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this stuff syndrome. And let's not
forget Biden's admission that he originally planned to
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be a transitional candidate. Turns out
that transition was supposed to be shorter than
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a TikTok video, but now it's
stretching longer than a CVS receipt unless he
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meant a totally different kind of transition, which, let's face it, would
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really add some spice to this campaign. Biden claims he's sticking around because of
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his wisdom and experience, because nothing
says healing divisions like a president who can
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remember the Civil War firsthand. Right, it looks like Representative Adam Schiff has
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decided to play hot potato with the
Democratic nomination, and he's tossing that spud
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right back to Joe Biden. Schiff, the man who's been Trump's biggest critic
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since sliced bread, is now telling
Biden it's time to pass the torch.
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I guess he thinks Biden's torch might
be flickering a bit too much these days.
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This announcement is more shocking than finding
out your grandpa has a TikTok account.
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Shiff isn't He's just some swing district
Democrat trying to save his own skin.
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He's Nancy Pelosi's buddy. It's like
watching the cool kid's table turn on
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00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:10.439
each other At lunch, Schiff praised
Biden's legacy, but said the nation is
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at a crossroads. I'm pretty sure
that crossroads is between Yike's Avenue and Ono
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Boulevard. Meanwhile, the Biden campaign
is clinging to that July eighth letter like
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it's the last life raft on the
Titanic. Look, guys, he said
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he'd stay in the race, no
takebacks. Old Joe isn't helping himself any
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He was trying to announce a rent
control policy at the NAACP convention, but
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instead of delivering a clear message,
he gave us a prime example of Biden
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being Biden. He started off strong, rallying against those dastardly corporate landlords raising
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rents by hundreds of dollars. But
then, oh boy, it was like
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00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:50.400
watching a car slowly veer off the
road and into a ditch of confusion.
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00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:53.719
Biden leaned in to squint at the
teleprompter like he was trying to decipher ancient
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hieroglyphics. And what did he come
up with? A whopping fifty five dollars
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cap on rent in increases. I'm
sure all those tenants facing three hundred to
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four hundred dollars. Hikes are breathing
a sigh of relief. Now the crowd
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cheered, probably because they were just
happy he finished a sentence. It's like
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applauding when the airplane lands. You're
just glad you made it the issue.
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He didn't mean to say that.
He was supposed to say five percent.
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In the Biden administration, it's not
about the accuracy of the policy, it's
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about the adventure of figuring out what
the policy actually is. Looks like the
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Late night guys have more help on
their show than I do. All I
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have is an AI. They have
writers. Stephen Colbert observed Trump entered the
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arena like Rocky Balboa if Rocky fought
for Russia. Anthony Anderson, subbing for
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00:03:45.360 --> 00:03:49.800
Jimmy Kimmel, said Trump entered the
convention like a heavyweight champ, with the
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00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:54.879
swagger of Mike Tyson and the ear
of Evander Holyfield. John Stewart said it's
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00:03:54.919 --> 00:04:00.319
like for Vice President Donald selected the
actor who would be hired to play Don
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00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:04.919
in the Lifetime movie seth Meyers tagged
he looks like teen Wolf graduated and came
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00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:10.840
back to coach the team. Jimmy
Fallon pointed out in a new interview with
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00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:14.639
Lester Holt, Biden admitted that he
hasn't watched his whole debate with Trump.
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Oh so that's why he thinks he
should stay in the race. Anyway,
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I think I just saw Anderson Cooper. I'm gonna see if he wants to
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grab an early dinner since I never
had lunch. I'll have more for you
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live here from the Republican National Convention. As stuff to make fun of happens,
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Trump has a granddaughter. Really,
who knew? Oh hey, Anderson,
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hold on, let me hit stop
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00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:10.679
Calaruga Shark Media from the Republican National
Convention, where we just found out Trump
2
00:00:10.679 --> 00:00:14.119
has a granddaughter. This is ballot, that's right, But also that's not
3
00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:17.600
the least bit important, as Joe
Biden may have laid groundwork to exit the
4
00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:24.239
campaign gracefully, let's hit this.
This is interesting. I was heading over
5
00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:28.079
to ask Tucker Carlson if he wanted
to hit the Applebee's with me for lunch
6
00:00:28.359 --> 00:00:32.000
when Joe Biden had to go and
make news. In his latest interview,
7
00:00:32.359 --> 00:00:35.960
Biden says he'd consider dropping out if
a doctor told him he had a medical
8
00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:40.280
condition. I guess he's waiting for
doctor Fauci to give him a note excusing
9
00:00:40.359 --> 00:00:44.960
him from the presidency. Lay groundwork
much? Is there a doctor in the
10
00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:49.600
house. But wait, there's more. This is just the latest in Biden's
11
00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:54.799
ever evolving list of reasons to potentially
bow out. First, it was if
12
00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:59.399
the Lord Almighty told him to,
Then if his aids proved he couldn't win.
13
00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:03.920
Now it's if a doctor diagnoses him
with a case of too old for
14
00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:07.400
this stuff syndrome. And let's not
forget Biden's admission that he originally planned to
15
00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:12.040
be a transitional candidate. Turns out
that transition was supposed to be shorter than
16
00:01:12.079 --> 00:01:18.000
a TikTok video, but now it's
stretching longer than a CVS receipt unless he
17
00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:21.640
meant a totally different kind of transition, which, let's face it, would
18
00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:26.400
really add some spice to this campaign. Biden claims he's sticking around because of
19
00:01:26.439 --> 00:01:30.760
his wisdom and experience, because nothing
says healing divisions like a president who can
20
00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:37.040
remember the Civil War firsthand. Right, it looks like Representative Adam Schiff has
21
00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:41.840
decided to play hot potato with the
Democratic nomination, and he's tossing that spud
22
00:01:41.959 --> 00:01:46.319
right back to Joe Biden. Schiff, the man who's been Trump's biggest critic
23
00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:49.200
since sliced bread, is now telling
Biden it's time to pass the torch.
24
00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:53.439
I guess he thinks Biden's torch might
be flickering a bit too much these days.
25
00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:57.799
This announcement is more shocking than finding
out your grandpa has a TikTok account.
26
00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:01.599
Shiff isn't He's just some swing district
Democrat trying to save his own skin.
27
00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:07.200
He's Nancy Pelosi's buddy. It's like
watching the cool kid's table turn on
28
00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:10.439
each other At lunch, Schiff praised
Biden's legacy, but said the nation is
29
00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:15.120
at a crossroads. I'm pretty sure
that crossroads is between Yike's Avenue and Ono
30
00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:20.879
Boulevard. Meanwhile, the Biden campaign
is clinging to that July eighth letter like
31
00:02:20.919 --> 00:02:23.680
it's the last life raft on the
Titanic. Look, guys, he said
32
00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:28.879
he'd stay in the race, no
takebacks. Old Joe isn't helping himself any
33
00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:32.120
He was trying to announce a rent
control policy at the NAACP convention, but
34
00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:36.879
instead of delivering a clear message,
he gave us a prime example of Biden
35
00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:42.319
being Biden. He started off strong, rallying against those dastardly corporate landlords raising
36
00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:46.759
rents by hundreds of dollars. But
then, oh boy, it was like
37
00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:50.400
watching a car slowly veer off the
road and into a ditch of confusion.
38
00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:53.719
Biden leaned in to squint at the
teleprompter like he was trying to decipher ancient
39
00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:59.199
hieroglyphics. And what did he come
up with? A whopping fifty five dollars
40
00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:02.199
cap on rent in increases. I'm
sure all those tenants facing three hundred to
41
00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:06.879
four hundred dollars. Hikes are breathing
a sigh of relief. Now the crowd
42
00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:10.639
cheered, probably because they were just
happy he finished a sentence. It's like
43
00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:16.039
applauding when the airplane lands. You're
just glad you made it the issue.
44
00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:20.360
He didn't mean to say that.
He was supposed to say five percent.
45
00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:24.400
In the Biden administration, it's not
about the accuracy of the policy, it's
46
00:03:24.439 --> 00:03:30.960
about the adventure of figuring out what
the policy actually is. Looks like the
47
00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:34.120
Late night guys have more help on
their show than I do. All I
48
00:03:34.159 --> 00:03:38.800
have is an AI. They have
writers. Stephen Colbert observed Trump entered the
49
00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:45.280
arena like Rocky Balboa if Rocky fought
for Russia. Anthony Anderson, subbing for
50
00:03:45.360 --> 00:03:49.800
Jimmy Kimmel, said Trump entered the
convention like a heavyweight champ, with the
51
00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:54.879
swagger of Mike Tyson and the ear
of Evander Holyfield. John Stewart said it's
52
00:03:54.919 --> 00:04:00.319
like for Vice President Donald selected the
actor who would be hired to play Don
53
00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:04.919
in the Lifetime movie seth Meyers tagged
he looks like teen Wolf graduated and came
54
00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:10.840
back to coach the team. Jimmy
Fallon pointed out in a new interview with
55
00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:14.639
Lester Holt, Biden admitted that he
hasn't watched his whole debate with Trump.
56
00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:17.800
Oh so that's why he thinks he
should stay in the race. Anyway,
57
00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:21.439
I think I just saw Anderson Cooper. I'm gonna see if he wants to
58
00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:25.920
grab an early dinner since I never
had lunch. I'll have more for you
59
00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:29.920
live here from the Republican National Convention. As stuff to make fun of happens,
60
00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:35.800
Trump has a granddaughter. Really,
who knew? Oh hey, Anderson,
61
00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:38.399
hold on, let me hit stop