Biden says he doesn't debate as well as he used to. Yeah?

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Calarogu Shark Media from Delaware, where
I hope there's a family meeting. This

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is valid, that's right. If
Joe's making me work Saturday, it better

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be for more than Hey, Grandpa, you sucked in the debate. Let's

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hit this all right, folks,
Buckle up our old pal. John Stewart

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came out of retirement to host The
Daily Show, and boy did he have

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some thoughts. He said, and
I quote whatever magical drugs that can kick

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their brains into gear, because this
ain't Olympic swimming. Oh he salved the

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Middle East, but he was doping, so it doesn't count. Folks.

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When John Stewart is begging for recreational
drugs to get through a debate, you

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know it's bad. He even joked
about calling a real estate agent in New

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Zealand. I hear the sheep.
There are great listeners, John, But

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the real kicker came from the CNN
panel. These guys were so shocked they

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practically needed smelling salts. John King
said, there's a deep and a very

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aggressive panic in the Democratic Party.
Sounds like my last family reunion when we

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ran out of wine. Van Jones, bless his heart, tried to soften

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the blow. He said, I
love Joe Biden. I worked for Joe

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Biden. He didn't do well.
That's like saying I love my kid.

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But man, did he bomb that
talent show. And then there's Alyssa Farah

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Griffin dropping truth bombs like it's her
job. Oh wait, it is her

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job. She said Biden lost in
the first three minutes. Three minutes that's

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longer than most people last on a
mechanical bull So at least there's that.

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Seems like the progressive crowd is playing
a rousing game of blame the moderator with

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CNN's Jake Tapper and Dana Bash.
Apparently they wanted less moderating and more fact

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checking ninja action, because nothing says
fair and balanced like having moderators jump in

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every time a politician's pants catch fire
from lying. Now, don't get me

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wrong, Trump was serving up more
whoppers than a Burger King drive through.

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We're talking post birth abortions, magic
environmental numbers, and apparently he thinks Nancy

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Pelosi is secretly in charge of the
military. Who knew. But here's the

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kicker. Biden was supposed to be
the one calling out these tall tales.

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Instead, he was busy trying to
remember if he left the stove on back

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at the White House. Talk about
a missed opportunity. Some folks are saying

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CNN should have been the debate equivalent
of your no at all friend who can't

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help but interject with well, actually
every five seconds. But let's be real.

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If we relied on moderators to fact
check every fib in a political debate,

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we'd still be watching the primaries from
twenty sixteen. Biden on Friday said

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he doesn't debate as well as he
used to. You think he even gave

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an excuse. No, it's hard
to debate a liar. The New York

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Times pointed out he lied twenty six
times, he said, referring to former

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President Trump. A spokesperson said,
of course, he's not dropping out right,

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and I'm going to keep hosting this
podcast after my one hundred million dollar

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deal with Spotify runs out. The
donors don't sound too happy. Let's start

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with this gem from an anonymous Biden
donor, disaster. This is terrible,

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worse than I thought was possible.
Everyone I'm speaking with thinks Biden should drop

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out. Ouch. That's the kind
of review you'd expect for a movie starring

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Nicholas Cage as Abraham Lincoln, not
for a presidential debate. Then we've got

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this long time Democratic campaign advisor bringing
the heat game over. Biden's got to

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leave, He's got to get out
now, and if he doesn't get out,

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we're going to get crushed. WHOA
there, buddy, tell us how

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you really feel. This advisor is
so worked up they're probably considering a career

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change to professional wrestling just to blow
off some steam. And let's not forget

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this zinger from an advisor to a
top Democratic mega donor, absolute train wreck.

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Worse than Ronald Reagan in eighty four
or George W. Bush in zero

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four or Barack Obama in twelve.
That's like saying you're HARRIOCHI performance was worse

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than William Hung, Rebecca Black and
that pants on the ground guy combined.

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Even Biden's own team is struggling to
put lipstick on this political pig. His

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campaign co chair Mitch Landru tried to
blame it on a cold saying, I

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think because of the way people analyze
debates, it's going to be at first

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about the physical performance. Yeah,
and the Titanic's problem was just a little

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ice cube right. Vice President Kamala
Harris bless her heart, tried to put

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a positive spin on it. Yes, it was a slow start, but

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it was a strong finish. That's
like saying, sure, the plane crashed,

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but the in flight meal was delicious. And finally we have Kate Bettingfield,

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former White House Communications director, bringing
it home. It was a really

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disappointing debate performance from Joe Biden.
I don't think there's any other way to

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slice it. His biggest issue was
to prove to the American people that he

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had the energy, the stamina,
and he didn't do that well. Folks.

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It looks like the Democratic Party is
in for a wild ride. Stay

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tuned for our next segment, how
to gracefully exit a presidential race. Tips

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from Howard Dean's scream coach. I
hear it's going to be electrifying tomorrow,

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I'll take a look at who could
run in Joe's place. Portions of today's

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program were created with the help of
AI. I wish the entire thing had

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been created with the help of AI. Because it's Saturday,