Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR SHOW What happens when three opinionated hosts invite three Jersey women to dissect modern dating with zero filters and a lot of receipts? Sparks fly, rules get rewritten, and the truth about apps, scams, red flags, and real chemistry spills out in full color. We set the tone with tech chaos and holiday snark, then dive into the meat of it: why Hinge roses and premium paywalls turn connection into microtransactions...

Spotify podcast player badge
Apple Podcasts podcast player badge
Castro podcast player badge
Amazon Music podcast player badge
RSS Feed podcast player badge
Spotify podcast player icon Apple Podcasts podcast player icon Castro podcast player icon Amazon Music podcast player icon RSS Feed podcast player icon

Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics.

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR SHOW

What happens when three opinionated hosts invite three Jersey women to dissect modern dating with zero filters and a lot of receipts? Sparks fly, rules get rewritten, and the truth about apps, scams, red flags, and real chemistry spills out in full color. We set the tone with tech chaos and holiday snark, then dive into the meat of it: why Hinge roses and premium paywalls turn connection into microtransactions, how filters and height inflation erode trust, and why chatting for weeks only breeds projections. The women’s stories are brutally relatable—scammers with overseas “bank lockouts,” rent-ask bots, and first dates that fizzle after two Foreigner songs—while the guys admit the male versions of self-sabotage, hedging, and performance-mode dating.

We push for a saner playbook: meet faster, keep the first date short and public, and cut your chat queue to two or three to lower the noise. Single parents get real about time: kid ages, custody rhythms, and mom guilt can derail momentum even when the spark is real. The crew doesn’t shame meds or history; they call for honesty. If there’s an antipsychotic on the list and you’re hiding it, that’s different from being transparent about everyday treatment and showing stability. We laugh about museum marathons, karaoke misses, and the worst selfie angles on Earth, but the takeaways stay sharp: use current photos, drop the filters, and write profiles that sound like your actual life. Offer a clear plan, respect boundaries, and notice who shows up like they text.

By the end, we land on a hopeful note that isn’t naive. Apps are tools, not casinos. You can set a tighter radius, meet sooner, protect your drink and your time, and still stay open enough to let something real start. If you’ve felt burned out, this conversation will leave you with practical steps, better filters for red flags, and a reminder that a good laugh can reset your dating mindset. If you enjoyed the ride, follow the show, share this episode with a friend who’s swiping, and leave a quick review—it helps more listeners find us and keeps the good conversations coming.

https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

TAKE IT DEEP!!!!

Chapters

00:00 - Cold Open, Tech Chaos, Holiday Banter

03:14 - Pat’s Dating Recap And App Frustrations

06:09 - Meet The Jersey Panel: Kristen, Pam, Kathy

08:49 - Women On Apps: Costs, Filters, Fatigue

12:29 - Pam’s Scam Story And Phone Rules

15:54 - Self‑Sabotage, Baggage, And Meds

20:04 - The Male Version Of Self‑Sabotage

23:54 - Kids, Single Parenting, And Timing

28:24 - Microtransactions, Roses, And Paywalls

32:44 - Bars Vs Apps: Why No One Meets Out

36:34 - Talk To Many Or A Few?

40:24 - First Dates: Drinks, Not Dinner

44:34 - The Dr. Ross Museum Date Saga

49:14 - Boundaries, Kinks, And Hard Passes

54:04 - Roofies, Safety, And Meeting Fast

59:04 - Photos, Filters, And Height Lies

01:03:34 - Bots, Rent Requests, And Sex Work

01:07:44 - Speed Dating Ideas And Studio Antics

01:11:34 - Positivity Vs Jaded: Will It Happen?

01:15:04 - Sponsor Shoutout And Closing Laughter

Transcript
WEBVTT

00:01:44.879 --> 00:01:50.400
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fine episode of this fabulous Friday.

00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:53.840
November 7th.

00:01:56.560 --> 00:01:58.000
Welcome to another fine episode.

00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:00.079
November 7th, huh?

00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:00.879
November 7th.

00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:02.079
Thanksgiving's not that far away.

00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:04.159
We're screaming toward the holidays, boys.

00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:06.000
Couple weeks, yeah.

00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:08.240
Oh, I the fact that you just said that.

00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:09.120
I want to punch you in the face.

00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:12.240
I am gonna be drunk and disorderly till January.

00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:12.719
Here we go.

00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:16.400
It's not nice in 40 years.

00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:18.560
Has not changed.

00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:19.039
No.

00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:20.479
No, I'm consistent.

00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:22.800
I'm just gonna set up their camera now.

00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:27.520
You know, get everything all set if this you know mouse was ever cool.

00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:30.400
And we're okay.

00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:32.159
Look at them all sitting proper.

00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:33.919
So proper.

00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:41.039
Okay.

00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:47.360
Watch what's gonna you know exactly what's gonna happen.

00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:50.240
The fucking feed's gonna go down.

00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:55.120
We're gonna move the studio from Connecticut to somewhere else.

00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:57.759
Yeah, fucking Kabul.

00:02:58.479 --> 00:02:58.800
Alright.

00:02:59.039 --> 00:02:59.280
Alright.

00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:01.280
We got them all set up.

00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:08.159
Um so what Maddie has done, very impressed.

00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:08.960
Very impressed.

00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:09.599
Alright.

00:03:09.759 --> 00:03:14.240
So I mean, the past few weeks we've been going over my dating life and how that's been.

00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:16.159
Fascinating.

00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:18.000
Oh, it's it's absolutely wonderful.

00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:21.759
Um you may have you may have heard us call it the mating game.

00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:22.800
Look at this guy.

00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:23.680
Who's that?

00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:24.639
It's Billy already.

00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:25.199
Not even close.

00:03:26.560 --> 00:03:27.039
Not even close.

00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:28.800
And I don't have my phone Bluetooth, Billy.

00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:29.520
You know what?

00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:32.639
He just fucking smelled the women on the other end of the room.

00:03:33.199 --> 00:03:33.280
Right?

00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:35.039
No, there's no way he's getting on.

00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:35.520
No way.

00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:37.199
Stay away from men like Billy.

00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:37.680
Yeah.

00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:38.479
All right.

00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:41.439
So we've gone off the prowess of my dating life.

00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:46.000
How um we can't we can't see them on uh Facebook, by the way.

00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:48.159
I know because I haven't transitioned over yet.

00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:48.879
Sorry.

00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:49.840
For the love of God.

00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:51.039
Let me shut the fuck up.

00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:52.639
I'm gonna fucking knock one of them.

00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:55.360
I'm sorry, I'm gonna shut it sooner or later.

00:03:55.599 --> 00:03:57.199
I'm gonna shut the fuck up now.

00:03:58.560 --> 00:03:59.199
All right.

00:03:59.919 --> 00:04:04.400
So just like that, that's what that's in that many words, that's my dating life.

00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:23.439
Um so I've gone over horror stories of the dating apps and the cost of the dating apps, the filters, the So nuts, and the non-pure fucking don't know what they're looking for type of voicemail from William.

00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:25.360
Bill, take it easy.

00:04:25.519 --> 00:04:27.680
We got it all fucking technical difficulties.

00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:28.560
We'll get you on, bro.

00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:29.360
You better not be calm.

00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:29.759
Just stay.

00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:30.560
We'll get you on.

00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:31.920
Just just stay calm.

00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:33.600
Wait for the call.

00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:38.399
Had a couple hits and misses, you know, ones I thought were gonna work out, but you know how those went.

00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:43.360
You you read some self-sabotage books and uh oh, there we go.

00:04:43.680 --> 00:04:44.800
I mean, that's still going.

00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:45.199
Right.

00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:46.240
For the love of God.

00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:47.279
We should probably stop that.

00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:50.160
Everything's probably drowned out, too, like I said last time, right?

00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:52.480
No, it's not on this, though, because this was down.

00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:54.800
Shut up, man.

00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:58.000
Newboard Friday.

00:04:58.399 --> 00:04:59.839
Uh new intro.

00:04:59.920 --> 00:05:00.319
Bam.

00:05:00.480 --> 00:05:01.360
Alright, cool.

00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:04.399
Anywho, um moving right along.

00:05:04.639 --> 00:05:14.399
So, you know, I've had uh I've had ones I thought that that went great, and then uh three hours later I'm told sh you know, self self-sabotage book changed.

00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:15.199
That was crazy.

00:05:16.319 --> 00:05:18.240
Self-sabotage book was sabotaged.

00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:20.560
And sweet girl.

00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:24.879
Um, but no, it's she's got shit to work out, man.

00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:26.639
So you're better off.

00:05:28.319 --> 00:05:31.439
Do we have uh all three names of of our guests?

00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:33.600
Oh, I'm supposed to know that.

00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:35.279
Oh, come on.

00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:42.079
It's it's it's my friend Kristen and a couple of her friends, Pam and um I don't remember.

00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:44.959
I don't remember I don't remember to Kathy.

00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:45.519
There we go.

00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:46.000
Kathy.

00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:46.560
Look at that.

00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:47.920
Which one's Kathy?

00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:48.560
Raise your hand, Kathy.

00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:49.759
Whoever unmuted.

00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:51.040
Okay, all right.

00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:52.079
Kathy's in the middle.

00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:53.439
All right, I'm gonna concentrate on the one.

00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:53.920
Don't worry.

00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:56.480
You guys will see yourselves in about two minutes.

00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:57.839
Sounds like a party.

00:05:58.079 --> 00:05:59.120
There's Billy.

00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:00.399
Oh no.

00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:02.800
I could just he's already in the chat.

00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:03.199
Yeah.

00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:05.920
So what Maddie has done is got keep him there.

00:06:06.639 --> 00:06:12.480
Three of the opposite sex on the other side, and we're gonna discuss how it is on their end.

00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:13.920
And they're all daters?

00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:15.439
The female perspective.

00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:17.439
I mean, you heard them talking before the show, I think.

00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:19.040
Like they're all single, right?

00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:21.040
Kristen is not single.

00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:21.600
Okay.

00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:21.920
All right.

00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:24.800
But I but I have driven through she's like Heidi Flace.

00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:29.839
I have driven through life with Chris Christmas through a couple of husbands, a few boys.

00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:31.519
Are they down in Jersey?

00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:32.879
What?

00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:33.920
Are they down in Jersey?

00:06:34.079 --> 00:06:34.480
Yes, they are.

00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:35.920
Oh, so dirty jerse.

00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:36.560
Perfect.

00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:43.360
No, Bill, they're not feminists.

00:06:45.279 --> 00:06:46.639
This is so gonna end bad.

00:06:46.879 --> 00:06:50.480
Fucking Muhammadani's cousins already trying to fucking hijack the show.

00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:55.920
Ladies, since Matt is a uh terrible, terrible person and can't remember anybody's names.

00:06:56.000 --> 00:07:00.319
Let's introduce ourselves the women from New Jersey.

00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:02.240
All right, take it.

00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:04.240
We can hear you.

00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:04.639
Yes.

00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:05.279
Yes.

00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:05.920
Okay.

00:07:07.120 --> 00:07:09.680
Um I'm gonna let the single ladies go first.

00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:15.600
Well, all right, I'll start because Matt and I have been friends since 22, 23.

00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:17.920
Oh, well, you have you have less torture then.

00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:18.639
That's all I know.

00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:20.319
What's that?

00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:21.199
Age 22.

00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:22.720
Yeah, age 22.

00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:23.519
Oh, okay.

00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:29.120
So um we met in the insurance industry, and uh, I don't know.

00:07:29.279 --> 00:07:30.959
We've been through a lot in our lives, right?

00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:32.720
Just you know, we've shared life.

00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:33.920
We've shared a lot of stories.

00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:34.959
Wait, quick question.

00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:36.720
This hopefully this does not hurt your feelings.

00:07:37.279 --> 00:07:38.079
Did you ever work together?

00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:40.560
I know how Maddie's been in the insurance company.

00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:42.319
Were you ever a stripper?

00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:43.759
It's just a quick question.

00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:46.399
No, but I will tell you we used to go to the city.

00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:47.199
I just wanted to make sure.

00:07:47.439 --> 00:07:48.160
Wait, who laughed?

00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:49.680
Who laughed loud like that?

00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:51.279
I want to know who laughed loud like that.

00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:53.279
Chris, can you say that one more time, please?

00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:54.079
What was that?

00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:58.639
I said we used to end up at the strip clubs when we were we would go out drinking.

00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:00.480
Who's the loud laugher, though?

00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:02.319
Somebody's giggling.

00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:02.879
Who?

00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:03.839
Kathy.

00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:05.360
Kathy, okay, sweet.

00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:07.120
Hi, Kathy.

00:08:07.519 --> 00:08:10.720
Now she's our alter ego is kicking in because she's had two glasses of wine.

00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:11.600
So now she's dead.

00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:12.319
That's great.

00:08:12.399 --> 00:08:13.199
Hello, Kathy.

00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:17.920
Now Jesus, Kev, Kevin.

00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:21.920
Now we have the the sex pistol fucking terrorist.

00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:24.079
Oh my god, that's his new name.

00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:26.639
You need a porn name terrorist name, dude.

00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:27.680
Whatever that is.

00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:29.839
I can always deal with sex hijacking.

00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:32.000
The sex pistol on the left.

00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:36.159
All right, ladies.

00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:44.159
So here's okay, who which of you is using a dating app right now, and what dating apps are you using?

00:08:44.559 --> 00:08:45.840
Alright, so who wants to go first?

00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:47.759
Okay.

00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:51.120
I'm using Bumble.

00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:54.240
It's like six thousand dollars a month.

00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:59.120
And the one with the fire.

00:08:59.840 --> 00:09:00.480
Oh, Tinder.

00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:03.679
So how long have you been using it?

00:09:04.639 --> 00:09:10.159
Uh on and off for two and a half years.

00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:10.960
Oh wow.

00:09:11.279 --> 00:09:15.279
I mean, you could be on before we're black hole.

00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:16.639
You could be on there for a long time.

00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:21.679
Before we go any further, just everyone understand there are no rules when it comes to this.

00:09:21.919 --> 00:09:22.240
Okay.

00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:25.519
Speak freely, use whatever language you like.

00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:27.279
For the whole world to hear.

00:09:27.759 --> 00:09:30.320
Who who are we talking to besides Matt?

00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:32.080
What are everyone else's names?

00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:34.240
Oh, uh uh, my name's Kevin.

00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:42.320
Um, you sound like Chef from South Park.

00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:44.080
Wow.

00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:46.399
Wow, that that's uh that's a new one.

00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:50.000
Other than his chocolate salty balls, that's the only things they got in common.

00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:50.559
Okay.

00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:51.600
Who said that?

00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:52.799
Who said that?

00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:54.559
Shifted, bro.

00:09:55.360 --> 00:09:56.399
Not my girl Kathy.

00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:57.440
Kathy wouldn't say that.

00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:02.720
Um, and uh, this is Patrick.

00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:07.600
Jesus Christ, you guys are gonna have to drive up to Connecticut soon and come in the studio.

00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:10.000
Oh, yeah, when we get the couches in.

00:10:10.480 --> 00:10:13.600
Yeah, there's no door to sit yet.

00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:15.440
No, there's places to sit.

00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:19.039
It's just at a table, but we wanted a more relaxed feeling moving forward.

00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:21.200
Can you guys see us now?

00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:21.919
No.

00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:23.279
Oh, really?

00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:26.000
Damn this fucking shit.

00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:27.759
I kind of feel like you planned that.

00:10:27.919 --> 00:10:29.039
I wore my best hoodie.

00:10:30.159 --> 00:10:31.279
I mean, the world sees you.

00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:32.320
You guys can't see it.

00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:32.799
You know what?

00:10:32.879 --> 00:10:35.440
That keeps the anonymity, it keeps it actually a lot better, to be honest.

00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:36.240
Wait a second.

00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:38.080
You're on your laptop now, right?

00:10:38.399 --> 00:10:38.720
Yeah.

00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:39.279
Okay.

00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:41.759
So jump on your phone and go on Facebook.

00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:42.960
Oh, yeah, there you go.

00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:44.240
And then you'll be able to see yourself.

00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:45.360
The TID show.

00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:50.000
Do us a favor, get 16 more electronical gadgets together.

00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:53.600
Combine those together, and you're gonna see us on Facebook.

00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:54.960
Listen, listen, fuck face.

00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:56.240
I don't know how else you want me to do it.

00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:57.360
Are you alive yet?

00:10:58.320 --> 00:10:58.879
What's it called?

00:10:59.039 --> 00:11:01.600
Oh my god, we're on your I see us.

00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:02.720
What's the name of the video?

00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:04.240
Oh, yeah, you are now.

00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:05.200
Look at it, wave to yourselves.

00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:06.399
What'd they get on it?

00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:07.519
What's the name of the mistake?

00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:08.559
We don't need to do it.

00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:10.159
I have it online.

00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:13.120
I don't know, no.

00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:15.200
By the way, Billy is so angry right now.

00:11:16.159 --> 00:11:18.960
I bet he is uh Billy Big Billy.

00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:23.440
Uh Billy, have you ever been close or next to a silverback gorilla?

00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:33.200
That is that is our close friend uh Big Billy, uh boots on the ground, driving around in uh semi trucks.

00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:36.720
Tell Billy Wayne's World.

00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:37.919
Tell Billy to close it out.

00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:39.440
Oh wow, they see us now.

00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:39.919
Okay.

00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:40.240
Yeah.

00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:43.679
I don't know if I should hang up after that Waynes World comments.

00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:44.000
Right?

00:11:44.080 --> 00:11:44.799
Like that's a little rough.

00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:47.279
There's no fucking mullet in this room.

00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:51.519
First of all, uh these two women's There's not even hair enough to make one.

00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:53.200
These two wanted to go with the ambience.

00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:54.320
I have a nice head of hair.

00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:55.759
Oh yeah.

00:11:55.919 --> 00:11:59.519
You wanted to go with the ambiance of a friggin' uh secret spa.

00:11:59.919 --> 00:12:02.639
Can you see us or should we make the light brighter?

00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:03.919
No, we can see you.

00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:07.519
Oh, Matt, Matt Matt Matt's going bright light.

00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:08.639
Oh, we're going bright light.

00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:09.759
There it is.

00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:14.879
Everyone's got fucking something to say.

00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:18.159
Come in for the guy who always has something to say.

00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:19.519
We're in my mom's basement.

00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:24.320
Real dick, you are.

00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:34.799
First of all, pal, I honestly thought we were gonna get raided and and Nimchu was gonna get fucking arrested for being 58 years old and being a prostitute over here in the spa.

00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:36.399
That's the way it looked.

00:12:36.720 --> 00:12:37.600
Felt like that.

00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:38.240
Hello.

00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:45.360
Um, now with now who's who's using the dating app?

00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:45.840
Don't mind me.

00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:46.639
I'm not paying attention.

00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:47.759
I'm still slightly stoned.

00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:51.200
What?

00:12:51.519 --> 00:12:52.320
Raise your hand, Pam.

00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:52.879
Pam.

00:12:53.039 --> 00:12:53.440
All right, Pam.

00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:54.000
Oh, there you go.

00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:54.879
Easy to easy to remember.

00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:55.200
All right.

00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:55.759
So Pam.

00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:01.519
So, Pam, now have you found any success in the dating apps?

00:13:02.320 --> 00:13:06.799
And if you don't mind me asking, how how old of a of a wow woman are yourself?

00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:07.600
Don't mind me.

00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:08.240
Oh boy.

00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:10.399
I turned 56 last week.

00:13:10.799 --> 00:13:11.120
Okay.

00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:16.720
So it's it's gotta be hard as as not harder in the 40s.

00:13:17.200 --> 00:13:17.919
Dating in the 50s.

00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:23.360
Well, like Pat said, what what kind of have have you had any success or like what's your success?

00:13:23.759 --> 00:13:27.200
I mean Give us a story, Cam.

00:13:27.440 --> 00:13:28.000
Give us a story.

00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:29.200
Yes and no.

00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:34.080
I um I could give you a very unsuccessful story.

00:13:34.559 --> 00:13:35.039
Sweet.

00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:36.399
We love those.

00:13:36.720 --> 00:13:37.039
Okay.

00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:42.000
So he said his name was Stuart.

00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:43.120
Little?

00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:47.039
He said he lived maniloking.

00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:47.840
What?

00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:53.440
And his pictures looked normal, like they were like he was a real person.

00:13:53.840 --> 00:13:55.840
Would you really want to date a Stuart?

00:13:57.519 --> 00:14:01.679
Like maybe if you said his name was fucking Stu or something, but Stuart wasn't even.

00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:12.080
So had a head like a football, a little oblong.

00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:17.360
We had a dog named George, I had a dog named George.

00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:19.759
We talked on the phone every day.

00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:26.480
So I wasn't nothing seemed wrong until he showed up in person and he was a little person.

00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:30.080
Wait, wait, what timeout?

00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:30.320
What?

00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:31.039
Say that again?

00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:32.639
Like rewind 10 seconds?

00:14:32.879 --> 00:14:33.120
What?

00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:41.039
He said that he had to go to Turkey on business.

00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:43.360
That he was an engineer.

00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:46.000
And I'm like, okay, whatever.

00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:46.480
Okay.

00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:48.720
So he's there.

00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:56.159
And he called me and said, I can't get into my bank.

00:14:57.440 --> 00:14:58.399
I'm locked out.

00:15:04.639 --> 00:15:08.879
So after three weeks of talking to Oh, you helped me get out of my bank.

00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:11.360
It was not store.

00:15:12.240 --> 00:15:17.919
Um, but I I knew it wasn't I, you know, and I psyched a buying that was it.

00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:21.840
But then he found me on Did you send any money?

00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:23.200
Oh god, no.

00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:24.559
Okay, all right, all right.

00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:26.159
Thank you.

00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:26.399
Thank you.

00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:27.279
Just gift cards.

00:15:27.840 --> 00:15:28.320
Quick question.

00:15:28.559 --> 00:15:29.840
Just gift cards.

00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:34.639
Oh my god, that goes way back with gift cards.

00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:35.679
Right, right.

00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:37.679
Wait, wait, wait, quick, uh, quick question.

00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:42.159
Whoever's listening to the audio, just mute the audio that you guys are listening to.

00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:44.559
Mute the audio.

00:15:44.799 --> 00:15:46.960
Yeah, because we're getting I'm not getting I'm getting feedback on it.

00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:48.080
I apologize.

00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:49.360
Oh, right.

00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:50.159
That's good.

00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:50.799
Is that better?

00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:51.200
Yep.

00:15:51.440 --> 00:15:51.679
Okay.

00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:53.519
Perfect, perfect, perfect.

00:15:53.840 --> 00:15:54.559
I got you, Pat.

00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:56.000
So thank you very much.

00:15:57.279 --> 00:16:05.360
What I've learned from this is don't talk to someone on the phone more than a few times before you meet them.

00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:07.519
Okay.

00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:10.000
So we see this is the problem.

00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:11.679
Get in it, Pat.

00:16:11.919 --> 00:16:12.879
This is the problem I find.

00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:13.200
All right.

00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:14.320
It's very simple.

00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:22.480
I'm old school, and the fact that I have to I'm I still got this glue on the bottom of my sneaker is ridiculous.

00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:24.320
That's the problem.

00:16:24.720 --> 00:16:25.679
No, that's we're good.

00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:29.120
Pat stepped in a glue trap for a mouse earlier.

00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:32.320
So I'm a I'm a very I'm a very genuine person.

00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:34.399
I'm uh old school, hopeless, romantic.

00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:37.519
The second anybody reads that he loves walks on the beach.

00:16:37.679 --> 00:16:38.480
Yeah, you know, come on.

00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:42.879
Quiet sunsets better than that, you know, cuddling on rainy days.

00:16:43.600 --> 00:16:44.159
Beautiful.

00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:45.840
Listening to fucking Mozart.

00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:46.639
I mean, come on.

00:16:47.200 --> 00:17:07.599
My my issue is this is 95% of the women I have run into on any dating app either just recently got out of a relationship and I mean, I don't know if they're looking for a quick fix or just a buddy to talk to, or the rest of them have no clue what they really want in a relationship.

00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:12.559
Even after you talk about it and say exactly what you want, they're like, oh yeah, I totally want that.

00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:22.559
The second it starts, it's uh I just read a self-s self-sabotage book, and uh, unfortunately I got to work on myself, and uh, this is bad timing.

00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:28.000
All right, so I I feel like it's a cop out.

00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:28.799
I feel like it's a cop.

00:17:29.119 --> 00:17:35.119
Well, of course, I for I think people are playing, you know, using these online platforms as a game more than anything.

00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:39.440
Because nobody organically goes out and meets people anymore.

00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:43.759
So it's like the one night stand on the app.

00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:45.119
Like exactly, right?

00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:48.160
Listen, in my 20s, cool, that would have been great.

00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:50.000
In my 20s, it was great.

00:17:50.079 --> 00:17:51.119
I'm not gonna lie.

00:17:51.440 --> 00:18:04.079
Um, now in my 40s, and just just being like, you know, this is I want something simple and with a with a genuine human being, but instead, my first questions are usually what medications are you taking?

00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:08.480
Not a bad, not a bad first question.

00:18:08.880 --> 00:18:09.599
It's not a bad opener.

00:18:10.400 --> 00:18:10.960
I'm not gonna lie.

00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:12.079
Valid question.

00:18:12.880 --> 00:18:14.319
You know, and what do they tell you?

00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:15.119
What are they on?

00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:19.680
Uh you can just like I had a uh a girl who I was talking to for like two weeks.

00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:20.640
Remember the one I told you?

00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:22.079
Yeah, yeah, tell the story.

00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:29.839
So supposedly like her her ex-boyfriend like robbed her her place and took her Adderall.

00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:31.359
Right?

00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:34.400
Ironically, I'm prescribed Adderall.

00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:36.079
So I just started asking questions.

00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:37.519
And what did she ask you, Pat?

00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:42.799
Well, this is what well let me let me go over the 32 red flags before I said uh this is probably a bad idea.

00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:48.720
So I I I was I was uh I felt like Grissom on CSI.

00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:54.480
I was asking a lot of uh open-ended questions, and I was like, Oh yeah, you take Adderall too.

00:18:54.559 --> 00:18:55.519
I was like, so do I.

00:18:55.759 --> 00:18:58.000
And then she tells me what she's prescribed.

00:18:58.720 --> 00:19:16.559
I don't know if she was lying or she's actually the size of a horse because she would get she would get three 30 milligram extended release throughout the day, and then those are monstrous.

00:19:16.799 --> 00:19:18.559
All right, I what does an average person get?

00:19:19.039 --> 00:19:20.720
I I get prescribed, I take three times a year.

00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:30.079
You have to take it at the the correct time because if you miss an hour, like I take it, I stop it at four, it's my last one.

00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:33.359
If I go past that, but how many milligrams do you take?

00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:35.920
I take 60 milligrams a day, three times a day.

00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:42.480
Okay, so I am I'm I am a my attention as an adult has gone to straight up rubbish.

00:19:44.079 --> 00:19:49.680
I I if it does not interest me, I'll sit there and just be like Alright, cool.

00:19:50.079 --> 00:19:53.200
You know, it's I got I gotta do this or else I'm gonna be a bob.

00:19:54.079 --> 00:19:54.559
Exactly.

00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:55.759
Totally exactly.

00:19:56.160 --> 00:20:06.799
So but the thing is, it's it's what concerns me is um that it's almost like you're no matter what, you're gonna come into a relationship, everybody's gonna have baggage.

00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:07.920
Of course.

00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:08.319
Right?

00:20:08.640 --> 00:20:09.599
Especially as you get older.

00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:12.319
Most women that I run into are afraid to open up that bag.

00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:16.240
Listen, it's I'm not gonna fucking judge you because of what happened in the past, but I mean, you know, depending on the people.

00:20:16.400 --> 00:20:17.759
You are depending on what you did in the past.

00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:19.200
You are judging.

00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:20.160
You are, don't you?

00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:21.680
But that's that's the thing.

00:20:21.759 --> 00:20:37.279
It's like once you get to something to where it it seems like most of the females I meet, if they know something or it feels right, they're afraid because they think the worst is always going to happen because of what happened in their past.

00:20:37.519 --> 00:20:38.640
Self-sabotage.

00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:39.279
Yes.

00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:39.839
Yeah.

00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.000
What is up with that?

00:20:42.160 --> 00:20:45.359
I you know what I I I have is a sense mechanism.

00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:46.880
Why though?

00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:48.480
And then what's the reason?

00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:52.880
What is so it's almost like uh you shoot yourself in the foot regardless.

00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:57.519
Even if you're looking for the right thing, you're gonna end up doing the wrong thing.

00:20:57.839 --> 00:20:59.039
The definition of insanity.

00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:02.319
Yes, that's why I'm crazy.

00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:04.079
Okay, so I got a question.

00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:10.720
Like, did did do you girls find that there's a male version of that when you're dating?

00:21:12.000 --> 00:21:12.400
Right?

00:21:13.359 --> 00:21:13.519
Yes.

00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:17.519
Like of like you you talking about the girls, no doubt about it.

00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:20.720
You know, like that there has to be like male versions of that.

00:21:21.119 --> 00:21:25.039
Feel free to cut off Kevin because he can he can ramble on for an hour trying to make his point.

00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:26.240
Oh, whoa, whoa.

00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:27.359
Oh, come on, man.

00:21:28.079 --> 00:21:32.319
Kevin, I I just want to get your voice reading anything, and I'm gonna fall asleep to it.

00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:34.079
And turn you're gonna turn the treble down.

00:21:35.680 --> 00:21:37.599
Turn the treble treble down and the base up.

00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:39.039
Treble down, baby.

00:21:39.359 --> 00:21:40.079
Was that Kathy?

00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:42.880
I love Kathy.

00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:44.160
Did Kathy say that?

00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:47.440
Hi, Kathy.

00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:50.000
Hi, hi Hamber.

00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:54.720
She's great on a hypnosis.

00:21:55.279 --> 00:21:55.759
I know, right?

00:21:56.079 --> 00:21:56.880
Hi, Hamber.

00:21:57.039 --> 00:21:57.839
Like, I don't know what it is.

00:21:58.640 --> 00:21:59.599
Like, Kathy, are you?

00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:04.880
Like, like is Kathy, is is Kathy Northern Jersey?

00:22:05.519 --> 00:22:07.759
She's oh really?

00:22:08.240 --> 00:22:08.720
Oh, okay.

00:22:08.880 --> 00:22:10.559
Now, could you stop stroking it for a second?

00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:11.279
Hi, Kathy.

00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:12.559
Jesus God.

00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:13.039
Sorry.

00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:15.440
Thank you.

00:22:15.519 --> 00:22:15.839
Thank you.

00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:16.720
On the table?

00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:17.200
Okay.

00:22:17.440 --> 00:22:20.960
So now, Pam, have you yes, that's the second hour.

00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:34.559
Here's a quick question, too, because they they kind of make these these then they don't kind of they make these dating apps so absolutely ridiculous to where you can't view people who like you unless you like them, and you gotta pay like six million dollars a month.

00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:38.720
Have you been paying any memberships to any of the No, I never did.

00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:44.480
Um just bumble, and it was a lifetime membership, and I think it was like not very optimistic.

00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:48.960
It's like$2,500 and you gotta give up your first child.

00:22:50.480 --> 00:22:52.000
Six thousand dollars.

00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:54.799
A lifetime membership to a dating app.

00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:56.319
That's not promising.

00:22:56.559 --> 00:22:58.240
Yeah, you're gonna be dating the rest of your life.

00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:02.319
You better get that like, you know, this is this is the problem.

00:23:02.400 --> 00:23:03.039
This is the difference.

00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:08.960
A woman, a woman will pay a lifetime membership to a dating app, and a guy will just go to a problem.

00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:11.039
I have a problem paying with a week.

00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:12.640
It's it's crazy.

00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:14.079
You only hope you have to pay.

00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:20.160
I mean, that's the no, because what you should be paying for is is drinks rather than likes.

00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:23.359
Well, it's it's unfortunately, it's the world we live in.

00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:28.880
I think we have to run like that's what's crazy to me about the whole dating app thing, man.

00:23:28.960 --> 00:23:41.599
Like, like what happened to going out to bars, like running into somebody and like like talking, you know, like meeting, you know, like there's a fear of going out and getting out of your fucking norm.

00:23:41.839 --> 00:23:42.079
Really?

00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:43.920
Is there really that's what it is?

00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:46.799
Okay, I think it's a fear of drunk driving.

00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:47.759
Yeah, it's it's the same thing.

00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:49.200
I don't think COVID helped.

00:23:49.359 --> 00:23:50.559
No, it's are you kidding?

00:23:50.640 --> 00:23:52.400
We we have more psychosis because of COVID.

00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:53.119
Not for nothing.

00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:57.920
I think the phones and like just everybody's tied into staying at home.

00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:00.720
The ease the access and the ease.

00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:01.839
Oh, I could door dash.

00:24:02.079 --> 00:24:04.799
Actually, I could door dash a fucking shot right now if I wanted to.

00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:06.480
I mean, COVID crippled the young people.

00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:09.440
Yeah, it's just it's crazy.

00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:11.119
Yeah, like Tinder and all that kind of thing.

00:24:11.279 --> 00:24:12.559
Like, but that you know, all right.

00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:14.319
So so wait a second, wait a second.

00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:21.200
I I got a question because I've much as I've enjoyed Pat's stories over the last month or so.

00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:23.599
I'm so happy you like my misfortunes.

00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:25.279
It makes me smile.

00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:28.880
I hope you fall out of your little fucking step stool.

00:24:29.839 --> 00:24:30.880
Fucking hate you.

00:24:32.880 --> 00:24:33.440
There you go.

00:24:34.319 --> 00:24:37.279
When you're here, let's get you up on some phone books so they can see you.

00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:39.200
How about shut the fuck up for a minute?

00:24:39.279 --> 00:24:40.160
How about we do that?

00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:41.599
Can we try that for a second?

00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:43.200
Let the man talk, bro.

00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:44.079
Come on, man.

00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:45.599
I just wanted to say that one.

00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:46.480
Let him talk.

00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:48.480
I'm sorry I said it, but it was funny.

00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:49.119
It's good.

00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:49.599
It was good.

00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:50.400
Moving on.

00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:50.880
It was funny.

00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:51.359
Moving on.

00:24:51.759 --> 00:24:52.000
All right.

00:24:52.160 --> 00:25:00.079
So when you guys are on dating apps, are you talking to like fucking 15, 18 guys, and then you're weeding it out?

00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:05.839
But you gotta have you gotta have at least a few conversations going, right?

00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.000
Yes, and then you slowly weed it out.

00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:08.240
Yeah.

00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:09.759
Well, what's your max number?

00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:11.519
Like you you running like five.

00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:15.119
Oh, no, the way the dating apps are going, you gotta have a good 50 running.

00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:17.759
Well, two or three max.

00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:18.799
My number's way off.

00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:20.720
It's respectable, you know.

00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:21.519
It is.

00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:23.039
I I don't know if I believe it.

00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:24.480
Was that Kathy?

00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:30.799
Kathy, give give Kristen your contact information.

00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:32.960
Tell her to text it to me so I can give it to Kevin.

00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:34.079
He's got it.

00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:36.480
We'll take out the silent ninja upstairs.

00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:39.920
I mean, if not if nothing else, you can just call him when you go to bed and he can talk to you.

00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:40.720
Hi, Kathy.

00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:41.440
All right.

00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.359
Okay, okay.

00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:47.599
That is a special subscription service, though.

00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:49.200
$200 for life?

00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:51.279
Yeah, it's Kevin's OnlyFans page.

00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:53.039
Is that a seven y'all blog?

00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:55.119
Only OnlyFans page.

00:25:55.359 --> 00:25:56.720
$40 a week to keep it.

00:25:56.880 --> 00:26:01.200
Bro, I can I can hear the phone vibrating with your voice, and I'm getting like a half a chub.

00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:02.000
I'm like, that's nice.

00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:03.359
Take it out of your pocket.

00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:05.039
Oh, there you go, Kev.

00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:14.319
Um now uh it it's been extra there's only oh my god, I can't even tell.

00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:22.400
I used hinge, I used bumble, I used tinder, I used um match, which is awful.

00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:27.200
Okay, so like all those, like how much you like dumping into that?

00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:28.160
Like, what is that called?

00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:34.240
There's only a handful handful that I paid for, and once I saw the prices of everything, I'm like, this is crazy.

00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:37.279
Because there's was it Hinge has a thing, roses.

00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:40.880
If you want to like they'll give you one for for the week, right?

00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:42.160
What the fuck is that?

00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:47.119
It's like you give roses like you give it to somebody who's like who you think is more special, yeah, yeah.

00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:59.440
The special ones, the special ed ones, special and in order to get more three of them more roses, three of them are like thirteen dollars for roses.

00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:03.759
Bro, they have micro transactions within the fucking app.

00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:04.480
Oh my god, man.

00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:06.640
See, like that's uh that's absolutely insane.

00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:13.839
Like, but before you actually get to talk to a a person, you you bought someone like four drinks.

00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:17.839
You get you know, like just go out to the bar.

00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:18.880
Like, what happened to that?

00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:21.519
Billy wants to know if anybody has tried grinder.

00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:22.880
Oh my god.

00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:25.519
That's for isn't that for gay?

00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:26.960
No, it's for Billy.

00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:28.799
It's for Billy and his silverback friends.

00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.799
He's just look, he's just looking for people with like minded qualities, Billy.

00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:34.480
God, look at this.

00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:38.000
He's just like he hijacks the chat, right?

00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:39.039
Everything.

00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:40.319
I love you, Billy.

00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:45.119
Abu Jafar Mohammedani.

00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:50.559
Um, so my issue is this, though.

00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:54.880
It's you I there's people out there who know what they want.

00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:59.440
Um there's people who are honest about it.

00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:04.640
There's some people who think they're being honest about it, but in reality, they're still dealing with their fucking baggage.

00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:05.359
Right.

00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:10.720
And regardless, nobody wants to go out and grab a goddamn drink.

00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:12.319
Yeah, all the time.

00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:14.720
Yeah, we go out all the time.

00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:15.599
We're generating it.

00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:20.400
And there's nothing out there, like nothing worth like unless nothing.

00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:24.799
I think the reason that the sites work is because it narrows it down so much.

00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:28.559
It narrows down to the right age, the right location, what some of his own.

00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:29.839
What app are you using?

00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:34.480
I use Facebook fucking dating thing, and I'm getting 600 miles away.

00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:36.480
Oh, this is a good match.

00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:38.480
You have to fix it.

00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:40.400
There's a oh no, I I do that.

00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:41.599
It's it's regardless.

00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:43.440
Facebook still fucks you some way, somehow.

00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:48.240
But I'm just saying, you can narrow it down a lot on the apps versus sitting at a bar.

00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:51.519
There might be one eligible person that's the right age.

00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:54.720
And yeah, and she's taking a selfie at the end of the bar.

00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:56.640
Huge turn off.

00:28:57.039 --> 00:29:02.240
I gotta or they're sitting looking at their phone all night and and eating cheese doodles.

00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:03.920
Good old cheese doodles.

00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.279
Have you done any like singles groups, Pat?

00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:09.200
Groups, singles groups, huh?

00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:09.599
That sounds fun.

00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:10.640
Like meetup groups.

00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:12.079
Oh, meetup groups.

00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:16.400
Uh I am the last person that needs to be meeting up in a group anywhere.

00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:18.880
Um you're not group friendly.

00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:19.759
No, I'm fine.

00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:20.160
I'm fine.

00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:22.240
I'm I'm very I'm a social butterfly.

00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:26.480
It's just shit's gonna hit the you're not selling yourself right now.

00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:27.680
No, I don't give a shit.

00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:28.799
I'm gonna be honest with you.

00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:34.880
It's it's I'm I'm just a simple person where I don't need to be out with a group of people where it's just between the two of you.

00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:35.440
You know what I mean?

00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:37.359
Can you read us your profile?

00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:38.799
My profile?

00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:43.039
No fish.

00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:44.640
Uh bumble, I don't have any more.

00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:49.200
I don't have any more dating apps except I want to hear your profile.

00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:51.680
Who's asking, by the way?

00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:54.079
The question of the dead fish.

00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:55.759
It's not Kathy, is it?

00:29:56.000 --> 00:29:56.799
Jesus Christ.

00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:58.400
Right here, baby.

00:29:58.960 --> 00:29:59.599
Hi, Kathy.

00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:00.960
Hi, Kathy.

00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:05.839
It's unbelievable, Kevin.

00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:07.519
Can you read us your profile?

00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:08.960
Yeah, I'm looking for it, right?

00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:09.680
You settled.

00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:11.680
You need to get a little bit of patience, ladies.

00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:12.559
My patience.

00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:15.039
No, that is not my best virtue at all.

00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:21.920
Um, this is very single father of an amazing 16-year-old son who's my world.

00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:24.960
I'm the youngest of five siblings and have a uh tight-knit family.

00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:31.920
Um, an old school who's uh hopeless romantic, but 110% into the person I'm with and expect the same in return.

00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:39.039
I'm looking for a woman who's emotionally stable and mature that doesn't play mind games, one who knows what she wants and has a great head on her shoulders.

00:30:39.200 --> 00:30:41.599
These dating apps have been horrible.

00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:43.519
Wow, it's an important thing.

00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:44.799
Listen, yeah.

00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:46.720
Where's where's the diamond in the rough?

00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:48.240
Who wants a genuine?

00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:49.440
That's what I said.

00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:50.640
Where's the diamond in the rough?

00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:53.759
Honestly, I would I would date you.

00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:56.640
That's I would date myself for that goddamn fucking profile.

00:30:56.960 --> 00:30:58.720
And that wasn't AI generated.

00:30:58.880 --> 00:30:59.359
Yeah.

00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:01.519
No, I you sound nice.

00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:02.400
I would date you.

00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:06.480
I think I'm just I'm very I I hope that was Pam and not Kathy.

00:31:09.359 --> 00:31:11.200
I don't have anything in my profile.

00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:19.039
Um, no, it's it's I'm I'm extremely I think it's I'm extremely jaded because of all the bullshit nonsense, to be honest with you.

00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:30.799
Uh to where where it's so hard to find actually somebody who's who's a genuine person out there and doesn't bullshit in and has somebody on the side waiting, whatever it may be.

00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:32.400
I don't know.

00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:38.240
You know, I don't have that attitude for some reason.

00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:44.799
I don't know why, but I'm still staying very positive about all this because there's been so many disappointments.

00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:45.839
Uh don't get me wrong.

00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:47.359
I'm not I'm not a negative person.

00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:48.799
Uh no, no, I I know.

00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:49.839
You meant the dating part.

00:31:50.160 --> 00:32:03.759
Yeah, the whole it's it's hard to be positive about something when it's you're it's a literally a full-time job and you're going through a job interview to see if you throw off any red flags.

00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:08.079
You know what I have found that that that seems to work for me?

00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:10.799
Um not to spend too much time.

00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:19.279
Um it's to me, I like to just meet in person quicker, and then this way you know you know right away then.

00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:19.920
Oh yeah.

00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:20.640
I agree.

00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:21.759
Yeah, don't waste too much time.

00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:24.319
No, I don't because I don't have time for all that.

00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:42.319
Or or if you get it's like like Maddie said earlier, the amount of people that that women must be talking to, because then I'll match with somebody, I'll send a message and sit there for I could sit there and and probably count money or something for the rest of my life and not and they won't respond back.

00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:48.559
So I'm like, that's when you know, like that's just uh that's somebody from Turkey, that's somebody from Turkey.

00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:51.359
Exactly on an oil rig somewhere.

00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:52.319
Yes.

00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:57.440
I'd probably rather be I'd rather rather be on the oil rig somewhere than in what?

00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:01.519
I I'd rather be on an oil rig somewhere than going through these dating apps.

00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:03.039
It's brutal.

00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:05.359
So where do you live?

00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:06.480
In Connecticut?

00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:08.640
No, I'm in uh Patterson, New York.

00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:11.279
Madison or Patterson?

00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:12.880
Yep, Madison, Wisconsin.

00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:20.480
I'm sorry, what Pasadena, California.

00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:22.640
Patterson in New York, really?

00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:23.839
Is there a slot in Patterson?

00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:25.200
City State Patterson?

00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:26.000
Yes, there is.

00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:32.400
Yeah, Jersey don't own Patterson.

00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:32.720
Yeah.

00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:33.440
You know?

00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:35.440
There's not just one Patterson.

00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:39.359
But Kristen won't let me wear the hearing.

00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:41.279
Oh, no wonder why.

00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:43.119
She's wearing her fucking AirPods.

00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:44.079
Oh, fucker.

00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:45.680
Disconnect the airpods.

00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:49.440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:54.000
There's only one asshole in this room, and then there's only one that's allowed, and that's Maddie.

00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:58.000
You're not calling Kathy an asshole, are you?

00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:00.559
Hi, Kathy.

00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:02.799
Hi, Kathy.

00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:06.400
I said I'm gonna change my shirt having a hot flash.

00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:06.720
Yeah.

00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:08.320
Welcome to the 50s.

00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:08.719
Yeah.

00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:10.480
Oh, I got a few more years for that.

00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:11.360
Thank God.

00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:14.159
If you get hot flashes, I'll worry about you.

00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:17.039
Um, I would probably worry about myself too.

00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:17.280
All right.

00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:19.039
Well, Pat eats a lot of soy.

00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:21.599
Totally.

00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:23.599
No, Kevin, are you dating also?

00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:24.079
Kevin.

00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:26.239
Oh no, I I am not dating.

00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:27.440
I I'm not.

00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:30.719
I'm taking some time off from dating.

00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:34.320
But but he could be back in a pool soon.

00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:35.440
You're married.

00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:36.400
Hi, Kathy.

00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:38.800
Depends on who gets smothered tonight.

00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:41.760
We'll figure it out.

00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:42.960
Okay, don't do it.

00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:43.119
Pat.

00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:44.960
No, I'm the only idiot who's dating.

00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:47.280
Talking on the phone's not cheating.

00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:49.280
I can't.

00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:49.840
Yeah.

00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:53.199
Pat, Pat, how many dates are you got?

00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:54.719
Are you going on a month?

00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:58.159
Are you kidding me?

00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:03.920
Pat, run, run down your last your last three connections, please.

00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:06.960
Well, one was the drug addict who asked me about.

00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:08.239
How much adderall?

00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:14.079
Then when I asked her, I was like, hey, are you using more than you're prescribed?

00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.239
She did not like that question.

00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:18.559
Ask you for a friend.

00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:20.880
You're gonna sit here and tell me what to do.

00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:22.559
I'm like, no, no, never mind.

00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:24.320
You just answered that question for me.

00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:26.800
And then and then there was so there was self-sabotage.

00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:30.639
Self-sabotage Jess, which was crazy because that was actually really good.

00:35:31.039 --> 00:35:33.280
Well, the fact that her name was Jess should have stopped you right there.

00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:34.320
This is true.

00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:35.039
This is true.

00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:38.159
Okay, let me just tell you that it's crystal with a K, then we have problems.

00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:43.920
It sounds to me like she was dating more than one person and decided to narrow it down, and you were out, and the other guy was in.

00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:45.199
And that's the soft blow.

00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:46.480
No, no.

00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:49.440
I think she was she was abusing Adderall too.

00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:52.320
But there was women at the clinic.

00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:55.519
But the one listen, there are easy catches.

00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:58.000
No, not at the clinic.

00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:02.000
Hi, I'm looking for I'm looking for daddy issues and a chemical dependency.

00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:02.400
Yes.

00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:02.880
Wow.

00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:03.920
Where where Maddie goes?

00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:05.280
Trip clubs, strip clubs, man.

00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:05.519
Come on.

00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:06.639
It's nothing wrong with strip clubs.

00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.079
What's the third one?

00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:11.280
Uh my third one was actually the one who went on a cruise.

00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:11.920
Yeah, the good one.

00:36:12.159 --> 00:36:13.280
Tell that tell that story.

00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:14.800
You went on a cruise with her?

00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:15.599
No.

00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:17.360
No, no, no.

00:36:18.239 --> 00:36:21.199
So her and I were talking for a few months.

00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:22.559
Um months.

00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:23.920
And months.

00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:25.599
Yeah, we were we were talking for a while.

00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:26.079
How many?

00:36:26.559 --> 00:36:26.719
Months.

00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:38.719
Uh it was it was a difficult situation due to the fact that she was a single mother and the ex-husband didn't really get involved in taking the daughter to give her time.

00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:39.679
Okay.

00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:42.159
So she always she always had her daughter.

00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:42.719
Right.

00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:44.639
Went out on a badass mopo.

00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:45.119
Yeah.

00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:48.159
We went out on a on a date, went fucking great.

00:36:48.559 --> 00:36:49.440
Everything's fine.

00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:54.639
And I just, you know, you just started, sh she was so overwhelmed with everything because she would always talk about it.

00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:56.000
And I would just sit there and listen.

00:36:56.079 --> 00:36:56.719
You know, whatever.

00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:58.159
I was like, oh, maybe you can do this, maybe do this.

00:36:58.239 --> 00:36:59.440
No, this motherfucker won't do that.

00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:00.079
Okay.

00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:06.159
Meanwhile, extremely successful, um, gorgeous.

00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:15.760
Her and I hit it off, and she decided it's it'd be unfair to me due to the fact of how much time she has to spend with her daughter, which I I have to respect.

00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.199
I'm not gonna sit there and get mad at her.

00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:19.679
I don't agree.

00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:21.119
I think she maybe he wrote.

00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.559
No, she was I honestly think she was she was extremely genuine.

00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:25.360
She really was.

00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:26.800
I believe that.

00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:32.159
I believe that some people are just like they're No, I'll shoot her a text every now and again saying I'm thinking about her, whatever it may be.

00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:32.960
Did she answer?

00:37:33.119 --> 00:37:33.679
Yeah, really?

00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:35.599
How old is a kid, roughly?

00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:38.400
Uh don't know five or six.

00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:39.679
So that's a tough age.

00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:41.599
Oh that's a tough age.

00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:46.239
Plus, you have horrible like mom guilt, like clear kid.

00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:46.719
I get it.

00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:48.719
Um we're all single moms here.

00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.679
Like totally I I get it.

00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:52.400
No, I know.

00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:56.159
And like I have my I have my son, but I mean the help said he's 16 years old.

00:37:56.320 --> 00:37:57.360
You know, so I can bring him up.

00:37:57.840 --> 00:37:58.960
She's giving her kid first.

00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:01.679
Yeah, which and and I can't and I can't.

00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:05.039
Well that that wasn't that wasn't a knock on this one.

00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:11.039
The knock was she went on a cruise, she had COVID.

00:38:11.519 --> 00:38:11.760
Yeah.

00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:12.320
Oh, yeah.

00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:16.559
Or or the flu, or whatever you want to call it today.

00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:17.039
Yeah.

00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:19.920
And then and then and then contact got cut off.

00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:23.039
Was it no, was it after that?

00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:25.679
No, she got COVID on the cruise.

00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:27.280
Okay.

00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:28.800
Was it after that though?

00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:30.239
She went on the cruise and then.

00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:31.840
Oh no, we went to dinner first.

00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:33.599
Yeah, you went to dinner first, yeah.

00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:33.840
Yeah.

00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:35.679
So did great place, by the way.

00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:42.159
Do you ladies think like having kids may like deter like sort of like connections?

00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:43.920
Have to be close and stuff?

00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:51.519
No, it's you know, like like how old the kids I think you should target people with older kids.

00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:52.480
Correct.

00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:59.840
No, I mean how old how old are your uh you said you were all single parents, um single moms, but like how old are the kids?

00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:01.039
Fucking billions.

00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:06.320
My kids are adults, say 19 and 23, but I I've been single for 10 years, whatever.

00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:09.840
And I wouldn't want to date somebody without kids.

00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:10.800
Is that Kathy?

00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:11.360
Right, okay.

00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:12.320
That's Kathy.

00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:13.599
Yes, that's Kathy.

00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:14.480
Well, I don't mind.

00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:15.679
Don't ask about Kathy.

00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:16.159
Oh, yeah.

00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:18.559
They don't get it, right?

00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:19.679
That's one thing.

00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:26.079
But because you need to, if you have children, you have to date somebody with children because then they they're like they really don't get it.

00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:35.599
But I think that you have to also target somebody that is in your your golden era.

00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.800
Like, I think so, like 18 to 21 is what you're saying.

00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:45.039
Oh in our 50s, we're looking for our most of us have children that like my daughter is in college.

00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:54.000
Pam and and her children are the same age as my my daughter, and they're they're well, they're all friends, and they're at college.

00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:58.079
Like we have older children, we are in empty nesters, like all of us.

00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:02.239
So so you're all free, and everyone's looking for a large cock, is what you're saying.

00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:05.039
Yeah, Kathy.

00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:06.880
Kathy, Kathy.

00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:12.159
Okay, time out, time out, time out, time out.

00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:14.719
You asked.

00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:20.400
See, Pat, this is what's gonna get us viewers.

00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:21.920
Hold on.

00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:23.679
Are we getting any good feedback on that?

00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:24.559
We are, we are.

00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:25.599
Hold on, hold on.

00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:28.159
We've heard Pat's a little sound bite here.

00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:29.760
Giggity giggity giggity giggy.

00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:30.719
Let's have sex.

00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.440
I just wanted to say, Kathy.

00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:37.199
My my youngest is in grad school.

00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:37.840
Okay.

00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:41.039
I'm sorry, can you say it again, Kevin?

00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:43.039
My youngest is in grad school.

00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:44.000
Let the boy.

00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:51.280
And you're other and you have a six game involved.

00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:54.320
No, I have a teen year old.

00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:54.880
Not me.

00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:55.199
Oh.

00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:56.480
Not me, no.

00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:58.000
No, my my main.

00:40:58.559 --> 00:40:59.360
Youngest year old.

00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:01.199
Do you have you have a son, you said?

00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:01.760
Yes.

00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:02.480
16?

00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:03.920
Correct.

00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:07.760
Gotta love the teenage ears.

00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.320
Uh, unless they're vaping in the bathroom.

00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:14.800
And get caught by their fucking an aide in the hall.

00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:16.639
That we could do without.

00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:19.679
So my yeah, my school bathroom?

00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.400
Yeah, my son got caught vaping in the school bathroom.

00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:24.559
Like he was handing out Lucy's.

00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:26.880
I mean, come on.

00:41:27.119 --> 00:41:29.920
My son got in my car and he's like, Mom, is it alright if I vape in here?

00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:31.599
I'm like, how about if you don't ever vape?

00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:33.119
Here's the better one.

00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:37.519
A week before that, I'm doing laundry and a weed pen falls out of my son's pocket.

00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:40.159
I'm like, this motherfucker.

00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:42.000
So I took it.

00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:43.599
Was it was it better than what you get?

00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:44.880
I took a few hits off it.

00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:46.400
I'm like, this is pretty good stuff.

00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:47.360
But you know what?

00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:48.800
You're still gonna have consequences.

00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:51.519
Yeah, I are.

00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:57.599
But I can't get mad at the he's it's my the relationship I have my son is the most important relationship I have.

00:41:57.760 --> 00:41:58.960
Uh he's a great kid.

00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:03.760
I've never yelled at him, never gotten angry, just scolded him on stupid shit.

00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:14.000
But when I get a call from the assistant principal saying that he has two days of in-school suspension, you hear her on the other side like refraining from asking certain questions because how I'm gonna react to him.

00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:16.800
And at the school, my brother's a guide.

00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:19.199
My brother's a guidance counselor.

00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:22.320
And my brother called me before I went in.

00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:23.840
He's like, listen, take it easy on him.

00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:26.000
He has he's feeling really bad about it.

00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:26.800
He just broke down to me.

00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:30.320
I'm like, he's gonna fucking break down when I walk inside that room.

00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:32.320
Because I was so angry.

00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:34.239
But I I couldn't get mad at him.

00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:39.920
He was his biggest thing was uh being upset that I I was mad at him, but I wasn't mad at him.

00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:42.559
So we had a nice little conversation.

00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:47.039
I feel like we went from the women's perspective on dating to like fucking.

00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:50.400
Now I see why now I see why I'm single.

00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:52.960
It's like a fucking interview.

00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:53.519
All right.

00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:55.519
Like, holy fuck, man.

00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:57.440
We've we figured the shit out, man.

00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:07.119
I feel like shut up, bitch! I feel like I feel like Kathy wants to talk to Kevin off air.

00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:09.519
And and and Pat's oh Pat's over here.

00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:12.079
Kevin wants to talk to Kathy off air.

00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:12.960
Hi, Kathy.

00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:16.000
Well, it's hi Kathy.

00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:17.519
Hi.

00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:20.559
Amazing.

00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:22.079
Absolutely amazing.

00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:23.039
I love black.

00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:26.559
So obviously, we've all come to the conclusion that dating apps suck.

00:43:27.440 --> 00:43:28.000
Yes.

00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:28.559
Okay.

00:43:28.880 --> 00:43:29.119
All right.

00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:32.480
So do you do you do you do you guys go out on the norm?

00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:37.199
Like I mean, there's there's places in Jersey it that changed all the time.

00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:40.159
Fire and Oak up in Montville was was a big spot.

00:43:40.480 --> 00:43:43.199
Varka was was another big spot.

00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:51.119
That sounds like a we stay a little bit closer to home, but we actually we uh one of our favorite spots around here is called the Stumble.

00:43:54.239 --> 00:43:57.679
And it's really not the place, it's the place to have fun and like hang out with people.

00:43:58.000 --> 00:43:59.039
Okay, fucking tell me.

00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:00.960
God damn, what's the name?

00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:02.800
Stumble in.

00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:03.440
Oh god.

00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:10.960
It's a local dive bar, but we like it because it's close to home and there's friendly, nice people, always local, it's fun.

00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:12.400
All right, so god damn it.

00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:13.039
What's it called?

00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:19.519
So without saying the town, without saying the town Stumble in Bloomingdale.

00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:20.639
Oh, okay.

00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:29.360
We got fucking players on the fucking north.

00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:30.480
Some shit.

00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:31.039
Look at this.

00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:31.599
You know what?

00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:32.639
Look at this.

00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:34.159
We can totally wait.

00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:37.199
The great thing is I'm in full control and we can just delete the feed.

00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:41.599
Very simple how that works, Matthew.

00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:43.840
There'll be no hijacking this show.

00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:44.880
Silly goose.

00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:50.800
Oh, what was that?

00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:53.519
So so how how it is.

00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:57.440
I like that.

00:44:57.679 --> 00:44:59.039
Oh Jesus.

00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:02.639
Can you fucking chill your fucking roll?

00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:04.079
Oh, they're chill, bro.

00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:08.960
We got Snoop here with us.

00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:11.199
Snoop, I'm assuming, is a dog.

00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:13.119
Nope, nope, look again.

00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:15.519
You gotta hold it higher because it's in the shade.

00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:16.960
Snoop Dog.

00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:19.360
He's Snoop on the stoop.

00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:24.159
Is that one of those fucking elf on the shelf?

00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:25.840
Who why do you do that?

00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:26.719
Snoop Dog.

00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:27.119
I got it.

00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:29.039
Is it a black elf on a shelf?

00:45:32.559 --> 00:45:34.400
Did you black did you blackface?

00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:35.840
What's up, Jim Lynch?

00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:36.400
Hey Kyle.

00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:37.440
Yeah, it used to be white.

00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:38.400
We took it on Sharpie.

00:45:38.960 --> 00:45:39.679
Oh, it's Snoop Face.

00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:42.559
You fucking put him in blackface?

00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:43.280
Oh my god.

00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:45.199
That is so wrong.

00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:48.960
Could be one of the most racist things ever done on a live stream.

00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:49.440
Kevin.

00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:51.679
Burn that pork again, blackface.

00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:53.440
Oh my god.

00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:54.639
Jesus.

00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:56.239
I told him not to do it.

00:45:56.480 --> 00:45:56.800
Uh uh.

00:45:56.960 --> 00:45:59.440
Yeah, that's the story.

00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:00.239
Oh no.

00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:02.960
Oh, what do you mean, oh no?

00:46:03.199 --> 00:46:03.519
Oh.

00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:05.440
Let loose.

00:46:05.519 --> 00:46:05.840
Let's go.

00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:10.719
They have a lot of stories, but like not recent ones, but yeah.

00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:12.159
Non-recent ones are fine.

00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:13.679
Do tell.

00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:16.559
Did it involve time?

00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:18.320
Oh, come on.

00:46:18.400 --> 00:46:19.199
We have time.

00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:20.239
Who knows?

00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:22.159
All sorts of time.

00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:23.119
Hi, Kathy.

00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:26.880
I've gone out with people that like turned out to be on the spectrum and I didn't know it until like.

00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:28.000
Oh, that's a good one.

00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:28.559
That's a good one.

00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:30.079
Like he saved me a parking spot.

00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:30.880
That's a lot.

00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:34.159
Like Pat in an empty parking?

00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:36.400
That sounded racist.

00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:37.440
A little bit.

00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:43.280
I kind of I kind of feel like you should be in blackface right now.

00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:49.599
Now, did I mean here's a crazy question because it does come up often for whatever reason.

00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:52.719
Any gentleman out there asked to be pegged?

00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:53.679
What?

00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:54.880
What?

00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:55.519
Pegged?

00:46:55.760 --> 00:46:56.159
To what?

00:46:56.480 --> 00:47:00.480
I mean, that that's going a little bit beyond having a conversation on Tinder.

00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:02.480
To be what?

00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:02.960
Whoa.

00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:05.039
Uh P-E-G-G-E-D.

00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:05.760
Pegged?

00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:06.480
I don't know what.

00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:08.000
Oh, like like strap on?

00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:08.719
There you go.

00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:10.400
Who answered that?

00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:11.440
Who answered that right away?

00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:11.760
Kristen.

00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:12.719
Kristen Devon.

00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:13.440
Yeah, Kristen Devin.

00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:14.159
Murder Wives.

00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:15.039
Did you watch that show?

00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:15.840
Murder Wives.

00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:17.920
Don't try to change the tech now.

00:47:18.159 --> 00:47:19.119
Yeah, Murder Wives.

00:47:19.199 --> 00:47:19.440
Sure.

00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:21.119
Jesus.

00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:22.880
Can't change that.

00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:23.519
No.

00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:24.400
And I would run.

00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:26.559
I would not be interested in doing that.

00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:28.239
How long was I mean?

00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:29.119
What's her name?

00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:30.639
Dating dating that dude for?

00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:31.360
Like two weeks?

00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:32.320
It wasn't long.

00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:33.039
It wasn't long.

00:47:33.760 --> 00:47:34.159
Kind of weird.

00:47:35.199 --> 00:47:37.519
Some guy's one of our friends to begin.

00:47:37.760 --> 00:47:41.199
The last time that we had a a woman on the show with us.

00:47:41.519 --> 00:47:42.239
Eons ago.

00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:47.039
Eons ago, she told a story about how she was dating a guy for a very short time.

00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:47.280
Yeah.

00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:50.239
And his first request to her in the bedroom was to go.

00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:52.639
So uh what do you what do you think of Pegging?

00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:53.760
I forgot about that.

00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:53.920
Yeah.

00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:55.440
Are you talking about Peg Bundy?

00:47:56.480 --> 00:48:03.440
If if you go back and listen to some of our early work on Spotify or Apple Apple Podcasts, you could hear that show.

00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:08.159
That's that's a little Yeah, that's a little weird.

00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:09.039
It's a little much.

00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:12.559
I've had my dose of crazy, but I mean that's explained.

00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:14.480
That's probably like third date information.

00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:16.400
Like how how crazy?

00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:17.280
Third date?

00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:18.480
Third, bro?

00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:18.960
Yeah.

00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:20.400
Going third?

00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:21.119
All right, sorry.

00:48:21.920 --> 00:48:22.639
Second, I apologize.

00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:24.159
Like who's that out there?

00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:25.280
Gotta be more honest, right?

00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:28.559
He's just looking for love in all the wrong places.

00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:29.760
Any kind of way.

00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:30.719
Any kind of way.

00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:31.840
He just wants attention.

00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:35.519
I think you should have gone grinder if I don't know where you want to be.

00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:40.559
Like, I mean, can you imagine fucking your guy?

00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:41.199
No.

00:48:41.679 --> 00:48:43.039
Because I I can't imagine that.

00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:44.320
She's not talking to you.

00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:48.960
I thought it was directed towards us, and hence why I answered so quickly.

00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:49.840
No.

00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:51.199
Like, no.

00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:53.280
Let the guests talk.

00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:54.239
No.

00:48:56.159 --> 00:48:56.960
Hard pass.

00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:58.960
Yeah, it's a hard pass for me.

00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:01.199
I hope for everyone.

00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:02.480
Yeah, I mean, I know that's right.

00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:03.280
As well as should be.

00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:04.960
That's a hard pass for myself.

00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:06.000
As well as should be.

00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:06.880
God damn.

00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:08.239
Hard pass.

00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:11.039
I mean, maybe a pinky on occasion, but that's about it.

00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:13.119
Nah.

00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.400
But not the whole test, you know.

00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:17.199
Just a tip.

00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:17.599
You know?

00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:18.800
You're testing the oil.

00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.719
Like maybe maybe like a well-manicured like fingernail.

00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.599
You got a little burb ski left over there?

00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:27.119
I don't even know about fingernail.

00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:28.480
That sounds rough, Kevin.

00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:39.119
Maybe just around the block.

00:49:41.039 --> 00:49:44.559
Just around the So what are you guys drinking?

00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:46.079
Like Sauvignon Blanc?

00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:47.280
Like what's going on over there?

00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:51.440
Got a little peanut with a little shard, a little weed, a little weed.

00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:52.559
Oh, a little weed?

00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:52.960
Yeah.

00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:54.159
Kathy liked the weed.

00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:55.440
Yeah, Pam's more weed.

00:49:56.320 --> 00:49:57.039
Oh, Kathy, no.

00:49:57.360 --> 00:49:58.000
We need to go weed.

00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:01.760
Well, it sounds like Pam's uh Kevin's new favorite now because she smokes the weedies.

00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:02.719
Hi, Pam.

00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:03.599
Hi, Pam.

00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:09.039
Kathy's lost smokus.

00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:12.079
Kathy, now we see why you're single.

00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:13.440
You don't play along.

00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:16.800
No peggy.

00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:19.840
Yeah, you don't peg and you don't play along.

00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:20.880
So sorry.

00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:22.320
We apologize.

00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:23.679
Hi, I'm Kathy.

00:50:23.840 --> 00:50:25.679
I don't smoke weed and I don't peg.

00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:27.440
I am swiping left.

00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:28.719
You know what?

00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:30.639
Anti-peggy.

00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:33.199
My mother's proud.

00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:42.000
Billy's like not gonna lie, there's something about Kathy.

00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:43.119
I still like Kathy.

00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:53.360
Oh, here you go.

00:50:54.159 --> 00:50:58.960
I just had somebody like me on uh Facebook who is 200 miles away.

00:50:59.039 --> 00:50:59.360
Sure.

00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:00.480
Yep, I'm in.

00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:01.119
Oh.

00:51:01.360 --> 00:51:03.199
Well, if she's got a car and it'll drive.

00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:05.199
Yeah, call the fucking DeLorean.

00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:07.679
Nice.

00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:09.280
We're not looking to go back to the future.

00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:11.199
No, we're gonna have to go back to the future.

00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:14.960
Back to the old times of when you want to grab a drink, get to know each other.

00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:17.039
Well, that may Yeah, that's how I like to do it.

00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:17.920
Why wouldn't you like to do that?

00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:18.960
That's how I do do it.

00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:23.280
I don't spend a lot of time before a lot of crazy people out there.

00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:24.239
That's the problem.

00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:25.920
True, but yeah.

00:51:26.320 --> 00:51:29.280
Is Mohammedani really purging over here?

00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:30.800
You don't do dinner, you do drinks.

00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:37.440
Yeah, I think like you no, like listen, if the conversation's going well, you'd be like, hey, you want to grab something to eat?

00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:39.039
You should do drinks first.

00:51:39.199 --> 00:51:54.639
That's where you get the well, here is here's uh this top-notch, like dating guy who actually had a very good point where he's like, You can do this in one day, and it'll show the person you know exactly what it is you're looking for.

00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:59.360
Coffee, museum, okay.

00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:04.239
Oh, you're doing is showing you're showing some some range.

00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:09.280
Coffee, museum, lunch, or Irish coffee?

00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:10.800
Whatever.

00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:11.039
Whatever.

00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:14.239
I would be so mad if you took me out for coffee into a museum.

00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:15.199
That would be less than a lot of things.

00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:15.920
Well, no, no, no.

00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:20.400
Then then lunch, unless you're fucking the bathroom, it's a museum.

00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:21.360
Then lunch.

00:52:21.679 --> 00:52:23.440
I don't know, or maybe you throw a wine in there.

00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:27.599
Wherever you are, some type of some type of little little museum with Dr.

00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:30.159
Ross going out and like, I don't know, sightseeing, I believe.

00:52:30.400 --> 00:52:31.360
And then dinner.

00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:32.639
So it's a whole day.

00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:35.440
That's way too much of a day.

00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:36.400
Who did that?

00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:37.199
Pam.

00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:39.599
All right, Pam, latest story out.

00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:40.480
Was it Stuart?

00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:41.440
It was Dr.

00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:42.239
Ross.

00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:43.360
Oh shit.

00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:46.960
It was 69, and I was 55.

00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:49.119
69?

00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:50.400
Wonder why you chose him.

00:52:51.679 --> 00:52:52.480
Wait, let's freak out.

00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:53.519
Six seven.

00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:58.480
So you didn't happen to choose him because of his age, did you?

00:52:59.039 --> 00:52:59.519
What?

00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:00.079
Huh?

00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:03.039
Hey, Anna Nicole, how'd that date go?

00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:07.440
So, um prenup signs.

00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:10.320
Bagel and Locks.

00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:13.840
Bagel and locks.

00:53:14.880 --> 00:53:15.840
He was Jewish.

00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:17.119
Or is Jewish.

00:53:18.480 --> 00:53:20.239
It's getting better by the second.

00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:21.440
All right.

00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:22.559
Oh my god.

00:53:22.719 --> 00:53:24.880
Was he a fucking dentist too?

00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:32.639
Oh, well, then you can't.

00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:34.159
Oh, that's a turn on right there.

00:53:34.320 --> 00:53:35.760
As long as you got the symmetrics going.

00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:38.000
How hot did that get you?

00:53:38.159 --> 00:53:38.559
You know what?

00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:40.000
That always got me.

00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:44.320
Tell me more about my symmetrical ears.

00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:48.800
We went to the museum, the Met for the day, which I actually love.

00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:50.719
I like I love going to New York.

00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:55.199
Um, before the guy's gonna burn it down, you might as well get it in.

00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:59.119
We oh my god I think it's burning already, to be honest.

00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:08.239
We had dinner, and then um he said he wanted to play me a piece of music that he learned on the piano, and I thought I was gonna die.

00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:12.559
And then he sat down and put a skin face on his face?

00:54:12.800 --> 00:54:13.440
No, it wasn't.

00:54:13.599 --> 00:54:16.239
Did he have human furniture?

00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:19.679
It was ten minutes of classical music.

00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:21.039
Was his first name Ed?

00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:21.599
Dr.

00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:22.159
Ginn.

00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:24.239
Oh my god.

00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:25.840
You guys were impossible.

00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:28.000
Was his last name Guinnstein?

00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:28.960
Ed Gaines.

00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:29.679
Oh no.

00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:30.159
Oh.

00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:31.679
What is he talking again?

00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:33.920
Mother would like to.

00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:35.840
Mother would like to.

00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:37.519
Hi, Kathy.

00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:37.760
Hi.

00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:40.559
So I'm listening to the case.

00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:42.480
Hey, you know, you don't say that, bro.

00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:43.360
Let them talk to me.

00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:46.880
Who's this referee?

00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:48.719
And that was the end of Dr.

00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:49.440
Ross.

00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:50.960
That was the one and only date.

00:54:51.280 --> 00:54:52.000
Ross Geller.

00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:53.760
Did you sleep with him?

00:54:53.840 --> 00:54:55.679
I can't believe Liar.

00:54:56.719 --> 00:54:57.360
Liar! No.

00:54:58.000 --> 00:54:59.840
In the Met bathroom.

00:55:01.039 --> 00:55:01.360
No.

00:55:02.159 --> 00:55:04.159
Right underneath the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:05.280
Nobody slept.

00:55:06.400 --> 00:55:07.039
What are you talking about?

00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:08.320
We were up all night doing meth.

00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:10.239
That's a long that's a long ass day.

00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:16.960
Although every man will try and sleep with you at any chance they can get at any time.

00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:18.159
I don't believe that.

00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:18.719
I'm sorry.

00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:19.599
You know what?

00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:21.679
That is a terrible sleep.

00:55:22.239 --> 00:55:23.599
I I don't believe that.

00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:24.079
Yeah.

00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:27.440
Because if that was the case, we'd be walking out with our hogs all the time.

00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:27.599
Yeah.

00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:29.679
Just laying out all over the place.

00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:31.119
It's not like that.

00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:33.760
They try.

00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:34.559
Yeah.

00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:38.000
Honestly, it's it's the company you keep, ladies.

00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:39.199
It's not like men in general.

00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:40.480
Yeah, I don't know.

00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:42.480
I mean, where are you searching?

00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:43.199
The Congo?

00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:46.079
Every once in a while you will find a gentleman.

00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:46.960
Yes.

00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:48.079
Hi, Kathy.

00:55:49.840 --> 00:55:50.639
Yes, you know.

00:55:50.880 --> 00:55:51.119
I do.

00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:53.920
But there are a lot of men that don't like it.

00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:55.599
You said it 20 times and it's good every time.

00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:02.800
Well, do you do you find that that's that's the deal?

00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:07.199
Like, they're like, hey, let's have a slice of pizza and I'm gonna take my dick out.

00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:09.760
Like, is that is that how you feel most of your skull?

00:56:14.320 --> 00:56:16.079
I'm just like I said, like I'm just gonna do it.

00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:21.360
Pizza and a soft drink, then like no app, just fucking like boom.

00:56:21.519 --> 00:56:25.760
Hey, you want some pizza and soda and see some my my erection selection?

00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:26.000
Wow.

00:56:26.320 --> 00:56:29.199
You go back to the 80s to Andrew Dice Clay, that's what happens.

00:56:29.440 --> 00:56:29.760
Okay.

00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:31.599
Well, you know, it seems seems a little rough.

00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:34.559
That's straight up Paul Rudd.

00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:35.280
But will you stop?

00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.679
Could you let them tell a story?

00:56:38.159 --> 00:56:38.880
God damn it.

00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:41.760
I just got fucking muted.

00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:43.039
You sure did.

00:56:43.440 --> 00:56:45.360
You are muted now, my friend.

00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:48.719
So, ladies, because this guy wants to come in.

00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:51.119
He's been a little saucy tonight.

00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:51.760
A little bit.

00:56:51.920 --> 00:56:52.400
Let's be honest.

00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:52.960
A little bit.

00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:53.360
Why?

00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:54.960
Is he drinking the saucy or is he?

00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:57.599
No, it's a heavy flow day for him, I think.

00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:01.840
I mean, prior to him even getting here, he was like Yeah.

00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:04.800
Some of the some of the harsh words he used on the phone.

00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:06.800
Like very, very harsh.

00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:08.480
This is true.

00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:09.920
It's a mean person.

00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:11.280
When are you happy?

00:57:11.440 --> 00:57:12.320
Is a good question.

00:57:12.800 --> 00:57:14.239
Fucking angry person.

00:57:14.719 --> 00:57:16.079
When are you truly happy?

00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:19.599
Besides the fact of I'm getting happier the more bourbon I'm drinking.

00:57:20.079 --> 00:57:22.239
Picking up the phone while you were taking a shit today.

00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:25.920
And who like as a friend, I wouldn't do that.

00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:28.880
Like I said, I'm a fucking busy guy.

00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:30.079
You gotta maximize your time.

00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:33.440
Dude, the second the second I heard him say a word, I'm like, that's an echo.

00:57:33.679 --> 00:57:35.199
I'm like, are you in the fucking bathroom?

00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:36.480
I'm sorry, Cassie.

00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:39.840
This guy.

00:57:40.719 --> 00:57:42.159
And he's like, go fuck yourself.

00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:43.599
Uh go fuck yourself.

00:57:43.840 --> 00:57:44.239
All the time.

00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:46.559
And then we have our normal conversation about the show.

00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:47.599
Yeah.

00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:49.519
Oh, he's in the bathroom.

00:57:51.280 --> 00:57:52.000
What's your solution?

00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:55.039
Like, I think, I think my solution in the dating scene?

00:57:57.199 --> 00:57:59.039
Oh, besides euthanization.

00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:02.800
Um, I don't, I don't know.

00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:09.440
It's I guess the the main thing I've kept in the back of my head is it's you it'll happen when you're not looking.

00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:11.199
Yeah, that's bullshit.

00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:11.840
All right.

00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:13.840
Oh, so much for being positive on the show.

00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:16.719
You don't have to put yourself out there.

00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:17.519
No, I know.

00:58:17.599 --> 00:58:20.239
I understand it, but I'm not gonna sit here and get upset.

00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:23.199
Like I can't get upset over it anymore because it's No no.

00:58:23.599 --> 00:58:30.880
But when I said that's bullshit, I mean it I think it happens when it's meant to happen, not when you're not necessarily looking.

00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:32.639
Well, that's usually that's what I mean.

00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:33.840
I mean it when it's meant to happen.

00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:41.199
You have to put the positive energy out, and and and positive attracts positive.

00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:44.719
So if you're not looking, I don't I I don't think I agree with that.

00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:48.800
Although it sounds like actually opposites attract, right?

00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:51.840
What opposites?

00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:54.719
I thought you just went into like a Paul Abdul thing.

00:58:54.880 --> 00:58:58.400
Yeah, well, I mean, like it's kind of true, like the song.

00:58:59.119 --> 00:59:00.639
Opposites attract.

00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:01.679
Remember that?

00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:02.000
Right?

00:59:02.159 --> 00:59:04.559
Like it's true with the cartoon, with the cartoon.

00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:06.000
Right.

00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:11.679
I hope they can't, I hope they can't see the line of of comments that Bill's throwing out there on the fucking thing.

00:59:11.920 --> 00:59:12.800
What are you saying, Bill?

00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:14.559
Is he still talking?

00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:15.199
Oh, yeah.

00:59:15.280 --> 00:59:16.159
He's he's hot.

00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:19.679
He is so hot right now that he is not on this thing live.

00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:21.760
Every dude, okay, this is from this is from Billy.

00:59:23.440 --> 00:59:25.679
Yeah, this is from Billy, our silverback gorilla.

00:59:26.079 --> 00:59:27.840
Every dude is trying to get laid.

00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:31.199
It may not happen the first time.

00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:33.920
No man will ever say no.

00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:37.920
But we're not looking for them to say no.

00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.480
Like, I think that's not the No, I know.

00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:43.119
Billy's looking to be tied up and flogged.

00:59:46.960 --> 00:59:48.320
He's looking to get paid.

00:59:48.719 --> 00:59:52.880
Uh no, he first of all, that's the circumstance was the right way, maybe.

00:59:53.039 --> 00:59:58.960
It might be, depending on he did he did use to uh he did use to transport horses across the country.

01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:00.880
Oh my gosh.

01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:09.280
No, Billy's Billy's Billy's one of my favorite human beings in the world, but he's absolutely crazy.

01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:11.119
But he just tells it how it is.

01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:12.719
Oh, he says, let me talk.

01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:13.199
No, Billy.

01:00:13.519 --> 01:00:14.400
No, we're not.

01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:15.280
No.

01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:19.440
Oh, I know exactly how start off.

01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:22.559
Listen to the listen to the fucking bitches.

01:00:23.119 --> 01:00:24.400
Like I could just see him.

01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:24.960
No.

01:00:25.119 --> 01:00:26.320
We're not doing it, Billy.

01:00:26.400 --> 01:00:26.800
We love you.

01:00:27.119 --> 01:00:28.320
We're not even saying anything now.

01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:29.519
No, I know it doesn't matter.

01:00:29.840 --> 01:00:31.599
This is the way the show goes.

01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:32.960
Oh, look at this.

01:00:33.119 --> 01:00:33.360
Billy.

01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:35.199
Billy's calling.

01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:38.000
My Bluetooth is not hooked up to the board.

01:00:38.079 --> 01:00:42.559
We have Maddie's Bluetooth hooked up, so I cannot take your terroristic phone call.

01:00:42.800 --> 01:00:44.480
Like, just put them on, man.

01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:46.400
Like, just put him on.

01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:47.119
All right.

01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:48.559
Would you one second?

01:00:49.119 --> 01:00:50.880
I'll be PG, I promise you.

01:00:51.679 --> 01:00:54.239
So, ladies, this is Big Billy.

01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:59.119
Big Billy is a very good looking, good looking strapping gentleman.

01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:02.159
He has the biceps the size of um.

01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:10.159
Well, I mean, you have all of his chicken legs, but it's three times the size of avocado?

01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:12.639
He loves sleeveless t-shirts.

01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:16.400
And as long as he has four tall boys, he's the happiest man on the face of the earth.

01:01:16.559 --> 01:01:17.280
But tall boys.

01:01:17.599 --> 01:01:19.599
First off, first off, most respect to the ladies.

01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:22.320
I I actually understand what they're saying.

01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:26.079
And to you guys, Kevin, cut your bullshit and all that shit.

01:01:26.239 --> 01:01:28.960
On dating apps, I'm gonna tell you first off.

01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:30.800
What's my bullshit, bro?

01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:33.840
What's your deep voice over there?

01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:36.480
Dude, that's my voice, bro.

01:01:36.639 --> 01:01:38.079
Like, what the fuck, man?

01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:42.000
Like, holy shit, dude.

01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:42.800
Really?

01:01:43.360 --> 01:01:43.519
Really?

01:01:44.559 --> 01:01:45.679
We have the two timers coming out.

01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:46.800
Can we let Bill talk?

01:01:48.480 --> 01:01:49.360
No, listen.

01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:50.320
And all you guys are.

01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:52.719
That's it.

01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:59.119
Every guy, listen, is every every guy is always kind of looking for it hands down.

01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:00.159
There's no doubts about that.

01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:02.639
No, I I agree with you 110% on it.

01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:03.519
Okay, Bubba Joe.

01:02:04.239 --> 01:02:11.440
But that being said, if if if dates go well, everyone's interested in each other.

01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:13.199
The guy's always gonna look for it.

01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:14.960
If the girl goes, hey, let's fuck.

01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:17.679
The guy's gonna go, no, I don't want that on the first date.

01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:19.360
He's gay.

01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:21.119
What?

01:02:21.360 --> 01:02:22.239
He's probably gay.

01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:24.480
His pronouns are not he, he, him.

01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:27.760
That's all I'm saying.

01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:31.599
No, actually, uh no, Phyllis, I'm gonna take you home and I'm gonna give you a nice little hug.

01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:34.320
Did you say that's the first problem?

01:02:34.400 --> 01:02:35.039
I just brought that one.

01:02:35.280 --> 01:02:36.639
Phyllis and Stuart are fucking dating.

01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:43.760
I'm gonna shake your hand and hopefully we can respectfully continue this conversation tomorrow.

01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:48.079
No, but end of the day is if you have a if you have a true connection, is there?

01:02:48.239 --> 01:02:52.880
Listen, I got a nine-year-old, I'm 50, I'm single, and I'm a fucking pig.

01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:54.239
I'll tell you that right now.

01:02:54.559 --> 01:02:56.719
But it's charming.

01:02:58.000 --> 01:02:59.119
It's beyond charming.

01:02:59.199 --> 01:02:59.599
I love it.

01:02:59.760 --> 01:03:00.800
Now you're type, Kathy.

01:03:03.519 --> 01:03:07.360
Yeah, it says it says single father, 50 years old, and then I'm a pig.

01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:08.800
I'm done with it.

01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:09.760
I said I'm done with it.

01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:10.239
I that's a good idea.

01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:10.960
Smart move, Billy.

01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:13.519
I'm not trying to pick these girls.

01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:20.960
There's some there's something to be said for people that just throw it out there, and this is this is me.

01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:25.360
Everybody knows one of these days.

01:03:25.679 --> 01:03:27.119
I'll pretty much straight up like that.

01:03:27.280 --> 01:03:29.280
Is that the black guy with a big ones?

01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:32.639
What is that?

01:03:33.199 --> 01:03:36.480
Stop the photo that comes up on your phone.

01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:38.400
Yeah, Billy.

01:03:38.559 --> 01:03:39.920
The photo that comes up on your phone.

01:03:40.239 --> 01:03:41.519
Jesus fucking Christ.

01:03:41.760 --> 01:03:42.559
That's you?

01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:46.559
I thought it was I thought it was the black that everybody sends to people.

01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:47.519
That's Barry Wood.

01:03:47.679 --> 01:03:48.239
No, that's me.

01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:49.440
Barry Wood.

01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:51.039
Fuck you, Bill.

01:03:51.440 --> 01:03:53.440
I'm like, why are you Barry Wood on the five?

01:03:53.599 --> 01:03:56.880
You are not going in blackface and a picture on the wall.

01:03:57.119 --> 01:03:58.480
That's terrible.

01:03:59.199 --> 01:04:00.559
So so finish up, Billy.

01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:04.400
So you're all you're saying is uh what's the time frame that the guys are looking for the vagine?

01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:05.440
Oh no, it's every time frame.

01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:07.119
Seven seconds.

01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:13.599
If you look at the love of these dating guys in the day, it's like you said you are a good dude or whatnot.

01:04:13.679 --> 01:04:14.159
I get all that.

01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:15.199
No, he isn't.

01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:20.159
To the girl's point, uh your point.

01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:23.760
It's that's even just the the whole thing with the the dating apps.

01:04:23.920 --> 01:04:24.800
What's up, Martine?

01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:28.400
You're not gonna match a person of somebody.

01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:29.440
It's dissecting.

01:04:31.440 --> 01:04:32.480
No, that's that's the problem.

01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:34.079
You meet them out, like all the time.

01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:35.440
Yeah, no doubt.

01:04:35.599 --> 01:04:38.159
Hey, hey, Bill, Bill, Bill, do you hear me?

01:04:39.840 --> 01:04:40.719
It's always dissecting.

01:04:40.800 --> 01:04:42.719
It's like no, it's it's a job interview.

01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.199
It's a job interview, and that's 100%.

01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:52.960
It's a job interview, and you're you're avoiding you're avoiding red flags from the other person and all the questions that are being awesome.

01:04:53.360 --> 01:05:00.719
It's a job, and you're gonna be the best person you can be on these things, and then all of a sudden the red flags are to pop up a month down the road.

01:05:01.119 --> 01:05:02.159
We assume Mr.

01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:03.199
Muhammadadi.

01:05:03.440 --> 01:05:04.320
Right, can you hear me?

01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:08.639
Well, yeah, but all the same is it's it's that's why point point guys.

01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:09.840
Yeah, just answer it.

01:05:10.960 --> 01:05:15.760
Maybe I'll meet them, but listen, I how many dates before you're getting pegged?

01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:16.719
I want to know.

01:05:16.960 --> 01:05:17.519
What's that?

01:05:17.920 --> 01:05:20.320
How many dates before you're getting pegged?

01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:21.119
Three.

01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:21.519
Okay.

01:05:21.920 --> 01:05:23.360
So he was I was correct.

01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:27.199
I was gonna set the line at two and a half, but I I I appreciate it.

01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:30.480
I'm not I'm not interested in pegging, but if you know if you know, don't lie.

01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:32.480
If she was if she was hot enough, you would do it.

01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:35.920
Listen, if you're blowing me and you happen to lick my ass, I'm okay with it.

01:05:36.239 --> 01:05:37.440
Okay, all right, Billy.

01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:39.599
Anyway, uh please.

01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:42.320
So wow, thank you for the input.

01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:43.199
We love you.

01:05:43.519 --> 01:05:44.000
We love you.

01:05:44.800 --> 01:05:48.719
And this is strike two on the terroristic fucking alert.

01:05:50.079 --> 01:05:51.199
You are now amber.

01:05:52.719 --> 01:05:57.440
You are now amber, Abdul Jafar Mohammedati.

01:05:58.159 --> 01:06:00.000
Hi, Ladi Daddy.

01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:02.239
Love you, Mahamedaddi.

01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:05.440
Hi, Kathy.

01:06:05.679 --> 01:06:13.519
That is that is as genuine, that's as genuine as Billy is, and that's as honest as he gets, and that's 100% truth.

01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:15.920
And he was not lying about the licking of the butt.

01:06:16.079 --> 01:06:16.559
Not once.

01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:18.239
Is he your friend?

01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:20.320
One of our closest friends.

01:06:20.480 --> 01:06:21.440
Uh nice.

01:06:21.599 --> 01:06:21.840
Yeah.

01:06:22.159 --> 01:06:23.679
In real life or just online?

01:06:24.159 --> 01:06:25.599
Um, he's my online buddy.

01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:26.960
No, we've seen him in person.

01:06:27.119 --> 01:06:28.079
We were actually pen pal.

01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:29.199
Unlike Stuart.

01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:29.760
Yeah.

01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:33.679
So I met I was a pen pal in real life.

01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:36.159
Yeah, I was a pen pal with a prison inmate.

01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:38.400
And oh, Jesus Christ.

01:06:38.960 --> 01:06:43.039
And once, you know, once once he was yeah, once we was released, we kept our pen pal going.

01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:45.519
And he's my one of my favorite human beings.

01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:49.199
Oh, he's great.

01:06:49.360 --> 01:06:50.000
Oh, for Christ.

01:06:50.239 --> 01:06:53.280
I've yet to meet him though, because I don't know if I'm being catfished.

01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:56.880
Fucking steward.

01:06:58.000 --> 01:07:04.800
Hey, Bill, if you're still listening, shoot over to Kev's house and slap Patrick in the face with your cock and pretend you're Dr.

01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:05.599
Ross.

01:07:06.559 --> 01:07:07.599
Call yourself Dr.

01:07:07.679 --> 01:07:09.679
Ross and slap him in the face with your cock.

01:07:10.400 --> 01:07:10.960
Yeah.

01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:15.039
So and if you can't bring a bagel with locks, I'm hungry.

01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:16.960
I think you guys say notes.

01:07:17.199 --> 01:07:17.679
That's pretty good.

01:07:17.920 --> 01:07:19.199
No, I'm impressed, Matthew.

01:07:19.519 --> 01:07:26.000
Uh well, we've been doing this for a while, so we tend to remember some stuff when we talk, and we're not fully, we're not full retard.

01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:27.519
We're we're just retarded.

01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:28.559
Full retard.

01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:29.840
We are not full retarded.

01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:33.599
Yeah, I want to be at full retard because I think life would go a lot easier.

01:07:34.079 --> 01:07:34.480
To be honest.

01:07:34.800 --> 01:07:36.000
Maybe just half a chromosome, sure.

01:07:36.159 --> 01:07:37.280
Yeah, be like, oh look at that.

01:07:37.440 --> 01:07:38.880
Unicorns and rainbows.

01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:39.760
That'd be great.

01:07:39.920 --> 01:07:41.119
All right, back to dating.

01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:46.079
Oh no, I want to talk about because I wouldn't uh I think what was his friend, what was your friend's name again?

01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:46.800
Billy.

01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:47.440
Bill.

01:07:47.760 --> 01:07:49.199
I mean, how do you forget that name?

01:07:49.679 --> 01:07:50.320
Big Billy.

01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:52.880
Did you not hear him pound his chest and and roar?

01:07:53.119 --> 01:07:53.440
Billy.

01:07:53.679 --> 01:07:54.480
Billy the Willy.

01:07:54.800 --> 01:07:55.679
Billy the Willy.

01:07:56.559 --> 01:07:58.480
I think um one-eyed Billy.

01:07:58.960 --> 01:07:59.920
Not Niskole basically.

01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:02.480
I think we came a lot of things.

01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:04.239
I name my car, I name everything.

01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:05.199
What's the new car's name?

01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:08.320
You guys would actually love fucking Billy.

01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:09.360
You would.

01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:13.360
The key word was fucking is what he what he just said.

01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:14.960
So just I just want to throw that out there.

01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:18.720
I do apologize for saying it like that, but it just came to my head.

01:08:18.880 --> 01:08:26.000
So um like back to like dating app stuff, like you go on these dates, and uh, Kathy said mentioned something while Billy was talking.

01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:26.720
Hi, Kathy.

01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:31.199
And like saying that anybody can be like really awesome for an hour.

01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:34.079
Yeah, you go out for that drink, everybody's really awesome.

01:08:34.560 --> 01:08:42.399
Yeah, you're you you always go up with your guard out, and you're kind of like lowering it down little by little, just by conversation.

01:08:42.880 --> 01:08:43.840
Of course, it's an interview.

01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:46.079
You could sell anything for an hour.

01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:46.800
Sure.

01:08:47.039 --> 01:08:52.000
And then it's listen, and it's I like you know, I get shit like straight out.

01:08:52.079 --> 01:08:55.039
Um you know, I talk about my family, blah, blah, blah, whatever.

01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:56.079
Anything like that.

01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:59.039
Any kids, go talk about the kids, boom, boom, boom.

01:08:59.279 --> 01:08:59.840
What do you do?

01:09:00.239 --> 01:09:02.960
Did you ever get anyone that didn't look like their picture?

01:09:03.520 --> 01:09:06.479
Uh a few years back.

01:09:06.640 --> 01:09:07.680
It was going back, uh.

01:09:09.840 --> 01:09:14.960
As a matter of fact, when I first in my twenties, when I excuse Kevin, it is baby bladder.

01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:18.880
Uh, it was after my my ex-wife and I separated.

01:09:19.359 --> 01:09:22.479
Um, I met somebody who I was talking to for a few weeks.

01:09:22.560 --> 01:09:28.640
She ends up meeting me at a like uh this lounge up in Wappinger's Falls, Dutchess County, New York.

01:09:29.199 --> 01:09:31.199
She walked in, she was eight months pregnant.

01:09:32.720 --> 01:09:33.600
Oh, wow.

01:09:34.079 --> 01:09:34.640
Yikes.

01:09:34.880 --> 01:09:38.720
She did have a really she was she she did have a really good personality.

01:09:39.119 --> 01:09:41.359
But I was like, what the fuck are you doing here?

01:09:42.079 --> 01:09:43.439
Can I ask you a question?

01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:44.159
Sure.

01:09:44.560 --> 01:09:47.520
Well, that's crazy, by the way, that she was eight months pregnant.

01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:52.800
But why why do you talk to the women for so long before you meet them?

01:09:53.199 --> 01:09:54.319
It's not me.

01:09:54.800 --> 01:10:01.439
I I usually ask right away, like, hey, if if I have a weekend open, you're looking to get some would you like to get some drinks this week?

01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:02.399
I don't even know you yet.

01:10:03.279 --> 01:10:08.880
And then it then it's yeah, or it's like if you ask that, you it's almost like you're being too forward, and then it's like, oh, I don't even know you yet.

01:10:10.399 --> 01:10:11.039
I was like, what?

01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:12.560
At eight months pregnant?

01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:15.600
Dude, I had somebody who said she'll meet me first.

01:10:16.079 --> 01:10:17.439
Wait, you don't like kids?

01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:19.680
No, she'll meet me first, right?

01:10:20.000 --> 01:10:22.800
But she won't exchange, she won't exchange her phone number.

01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:24.000
What color?

01:10:26.479 --> 01:10:31.520
So I had I had one girl, one girl who said she would she would meet me first but not exchange phone numbers.

01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:33.039
I'm like, well, that's awful.

01:10:33.279 --> 01:10:34.399
That's the dumbest fucking.

01:10:34.640 --> 01:10:36.720
I was like, I need to talk to somebody.

01:10:37.039 --> 01:10:43.279
Uh yeah, I I don't like the talking too much because I don't have honestly, I don't have time for it.

01:10:43.439 --> 01:10:51.199
When I first went online and I didn't know better, I talked to two different guys for like a couple, like a while, maybe like say two months.

01:10:51.439 --> 01:10:58.000
Jesus by the time I met them kudos, kudos to yeah, they by the time you met those.

01:10:59.359 --> 01:11:01.039
Tell me to quiet it down one more time.

01:11:01.760 --> 01:11:02.640
I love you.

01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:04.079
I'm sorry, I don't know.

01:11:04.800 --> 01:11:08.079
Yeah, but I didn't never met you before, and I didn't think far enough ahead.

01:11:08.239 --> 01:11:09.359
I don't like you.

01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:11.439
I just get right to the date.

01:11:11.600 --> 01:11:16.560
The quicker the better, because if there's no attraction, then nobody wastes their time.

01:11:16.800 --> 01:11:17.680
Exactly.

01:11:18.000 --> 01:11:25.439
Um but I was dating this guy, and before I met him, Kristen said there were some red flags.

01:11:27.680 --> 01:11:28.800
Wait, he was in the carnival?

01:11:31.119 --> 01:11:33.359
Do you want to hear the red the red flag?

01:11:34.319 --> 01:11:34.800
Kristen?

01:11:35.439 --> 01:11:36.319
Yeah, come here.

01:11:36.560 --> 01:11:38.800
I'm sorry, was that a carnival cruise line story?

01:11:38.960 --> 01:11:42.319
Let them talk! That's what I think of red flags.

01:11:42.399 --> 01:11:43.840
It might be a bourbon.

01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:44.319
Okay.

01:11:44.960 --> 01:11:49.840
So his name was was Paul, and he was small.

01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:51.760
Oh wow.

01:11:52.319 --> 01:11:53.359
This is a nursery, right?

01:11:55.359 --> 01:11:58.079
His name is Paul, and he was totally, totally small.

01:11:59.119 --> 01:12:00.319
Height-wise, he was small.

01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:01.119
What's small?

01:12:01.840 --> 01:12:02.159
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:02.479 --> 01:12:03.119
It's very small.

01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:05.680
I mean, I have small next to me, but that's not small.

01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:07.680
No, no, he lied about his height.

01:12:07.920 --> 01:12:09.119
How well how bad?

01:12:09.279 --> 01:12:09.760
Yeah.

01:12:10.479 --> 01:12:11.600
Well, I'm 5'6.

01:12:11.920 --> 01:12:14.159
He said he was 5'8, and I was taller than him.

01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:16.560
Were you wearing you weren't wearing heels or anything?

01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:18.479
Any no, no stilettos.

01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:19.039
No.

01:12:19.760 --> 01:12:20.640
No, no.

01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:22.479
Um kind of first dates thing.

01:12:22.720 --> 01:12:27.439
So he sends me this uh a song on my phone.

01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:28.720
Oh my god, really?

01:12:28.800 --> 01:12:29.920
He sang you a song.

01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:31.439
Tell me you have the song.

01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:34.399
I got two songs before we.

01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:37.119
Oh my god, that's so fucking gay.

01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:38.640
So bad.

01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:41.600
Do you guys go into dating sites where there are straight men?

01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:42.479
Wait, time out.

01:12:42.560 --> 01:12:45.920
Before you play that, was it anything like this?

01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:47.520
Oh boy.

01:12:47.600 --> 01:12:48.880
Don't don't do that.

01:12:49.039 --> 01:12:50.319
Don't oh boy.

01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:51.119
Arrow.

01:12:53.439 --> 01:12:54.079
Shiny.

01:12:56.079 --> 01:13:01.439
I was wondering if you would write some beef with rockery.

01:13:02.159 --> 01:13:03.199
Where is Kathy going?

01:13:04.479 --> 01:13:05.920
Was it anybody like that?

01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:07.520
Because that we know that person.

01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:08.640
From Beijing.

01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:10.399
Where's Kathy going?

01:13:10.560 --> 01:13:11.119
She okay?

01:13:11.359 --> 01:13:18.000
If you knock on the what is the what does the Chinese maintenance guy say when you knock on the door?

01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:19.520
How?

01:13:21.119 --> 01:13:22.159
Supplies.

01:13:28.479 --> 01:13:29.840
Not gonna lie, that was a good one.

01:13:30.640 --> 01:13:31.279
That was a good one.

01:13:31.439 --> 01:13:31.680
That worked.

01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:34.479
That worked.

01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:36.079
Where's Kathy?

01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:37.279
What happened to Kathy?

01:13:37.760 --> 01:13:40.319
Dude, what are you a stalker already?

01:13:40.640 --> 01:13:41.359
Jesus.

01:13:42.560 --> 01:13:43.039
Sorry.

01:13:43.199 --> 01:13:43.680
I'm sorry.

01:13:44.319 --> 01:13:47.600
Okay, I'll just highly aggressive.

01:13:48.960 --> 01:13:50.079
I have to play the song?

01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:50.319
Yeah.

01:13:50.880 --> 01:13:52.800
I mean, that's what we Oh, you have the song?

01:13:52.960 --> 01:13:54.239
That's what the listeners want.

01:13:54.479 --> 01:13:55.039
Wow.

01:13:55.439 --> 01:13:57.520
Oh, play that motherfucker.

01:13:57.760 --> 01:13:59.279
I'm working on it.

01:14:00.159 --> 01:14:04.079
Well, the technology's been going great tonight, so I'm sure it will work out fine.

01:14:04.239 --> 01:14:05.439
Yeah, it'll be no problems.

01:14:05.760 --> 01:14:06.720
They got a soundboard?

01:14:07.119 --> 01:14:08.159
They got feedback over there.

01:14:08.239 --> 01:14:09.039
They got buzzers.

01:14:14.239 --> 01:14:16.720
That reminds me of the main stage.

01:14:18.319 --> 01:14:20.399
Cinnamon, cinnamon to the main stage.

01:14:20.960 --> 01:14:21.520
Destiny.

01:14:21.760 --> 01:14:22.960
Destiny to the main stage.

01:14:25.359 --> 01:14:28.239
We're gonna need Matthew back in the champagne room.

01:14:29.039 --> 01:14:30.319
Matthew, champagne room.

01:14:30.399 --> 01:14:31.039
There is no sex.

01:14:34.560 --> 01:14:36.560
I have to plug this in because my butt.

01:14:36.720 --> 01:14:37.119
Okay, here.

01:14:37.199 --> 01:14:37.840
Are you ready?

01:14:38.000 --> 01:14:39.039
Yeah, we've been ready.

01:14:39.680 --> 01:14:40.479
Are you ready?

01:14:40.640 --> 01:14:42.079
We are ready again.

01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:47.600
Keyboard.

01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:51.439
Wait a minute.

01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:53.359
Fiona.

01:14:53.680 --> 01:14:55.359
Is this for is this foreigner?

01:14:55.520 --> 01:14:55.920
Right?

01:14:57.359 --> 01:14:59.039
Do you know what love is?

01:14:59.279 --> 01:14:59.600
Right.

01:15:02.800 --> 01:15:05.680
Oh, I want you to show me.

01:15:06.159 --> 01:15:08.479
I've been waiting to Yeah, I know the song.

01:15:10.479 --> 01:15:11.760
Did he sing this?

01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:14.720
No, he just sent me the song.

01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:17.039
After how many phone conversations?

01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:18.399
Like two?

01:15:19.039 --> 01:15:20.000
Red flag.

01:15:20.560 --> 01:15:21.039
I don't know.

01:15:21.199 --> 01:15:23.199
Foreigner's a good good good choice.

01:15:23.600 --> 01:15:24.560
Listen, I like the song.

01:15:24.640 --> 01:15:25.439
I don't know if I'm sending it.

01:15:27.199 --> 01:15:29.520
Oh, did he send you Eddie money?

01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:31.439
No, another foreigner song.

01:15:31.760 --> 01:15:32.960
Two tickets to paradise?

01:15:34.479 --> 01:15:36.399
For a girl like you.

01:15:36.960 --> 01:15:37.920
And then what's the other one?

01:15:41.199 --> 01:15:42.319
I want to know what love is.

01:15:42.560 --> 01:15:42.960
That's it.

01:15:43.039 --> 01:15:43.199
Yeah.

01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:43.680
No.

01:15:44.800 --> 01:15:45.199
Yes.

01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:45.760
Yes.

01:15:45.840 --> 01:15:46.079
Yes.

01:15:46.399 --> 01:15:47.359
Did he, okay.

01:15:47.520 --> 01:15:56.720
The only way I can give this guy credit, did he wear a wig with a fan in front of him and lip sync it to a and he's definitely not worth it.

01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:58.159
I gotta shake that ass.

01:15:58.239 --> 01:15:59.439
I don't get good love songs.

01:15:59.840 --> 01:16:01.600
This person's like run, run.

01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:04.000
I don't know, lovey.

01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:11.199
It sounds more like this guy was like, it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.

01:16:11.520 --> 01:16:12.479
Father Bins.

01:16:13.359 --> 01:16:15.520
It rubs it on its body.

01:16:15.680 --> 01:16:22.399
No, he wasn't psycho, but he was just that's what they that's what they said about uh Ed Geen, too.

01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:24.880
Great, great show, by the way.

01:16:25.119 --> 01:16:25.359
Weird.

01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:28.399
So we went on one date, and that was pretty much the end of it.

01:16:28.720 --> 01:16:30.960
Did you guys do a karaoke night?

01:16:31.359 --> 01:16:31.680
No.

01:16:32.319 --> 01:16:33.039
That would have been fun.

01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:35.359
Hey, I got a good song for you.

01:16:35.520 --> 01:16:35.920
Foreign.

01:16:36.319 --> 01:16:37.039
One day today.

01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:40.319
Good one.

01:16:40.560 --> 01:16:44.560
If he broke out like some Michael Bolton or Kenny G, that's an immediate red flag.

01:16:44.720 --> 01:16:45.359
Does Pam say?

01:16:46.880 --> 01:16:50.159
You know, like like maybe like she gets on karaoke night.

01:16:50.319 --> 01:16:52.479
Well, oh shit.

01:16:52.720 --> 01:16:52.960
Right?

01:16:53.199 --> 01:16:56.960
You guys want to come up to Connecticut and get on karaoke night in a week or two?

01:16:57.119 --> 01:16:57.279
Yeah.

01:16:57.680 --> 01:16:58.800
We're not gonna have enough room in here.

01:16:59.039 --> 01:17:00.479
Like what all of a sudden we have a strip club.

01:17:02.319 --> 01:17:04.399
All of a sudden we got a green room in a strip club.

01:17:04.560 --> 01:17:07.279
There's gonna be a poll in this room, and it'll be fine.

01:17:07.439 --> 01:17:09.760
And Kevin's gonna be at the bottom saying, Kathy.

01:17:10.239 --> 01:17:10.800
Kathy.

01:17:11.600 --> 01:17:11.920
Kathy.

01:17:12.640 --> 01:17:13.920
I mean, Kathy better come.

01:17:14.479 --> 01:17:15.279
Watch this.

01:17:15.680 --> 01:17:16.880
Well, she will.

01:17:18.479 --> 01:17:19.199
Kathy there.

01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:20.399
Hi, Kathy.

01:17:22.720 --> 01:17:23.760
Kathy, swing a bell.

01:17:24.000 --> 01:17:24.640
Hi, Kathy.

01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:29.680
Sorry.

01:17:29.920 --> 01:17:30.560
Sorry.

01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:32.640
Oh my god, it's so funny.

01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:33.680
Come on, Pat.

01:17:34.159 --> 01:17:34.960
This is a fun night.

01:17:35.199 --> 01:17:35.600
Come on, dude.

01:17:36.399 --> 01:17:37.680
Get yourself together, bro.

01:17:37.840 --> 01:17:38.399
Come on, man.

01:17:39.520 --> 01:17:40.640
Come on, Kathy's fine.

01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:41.680
You should be okay, man.

01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:43.600
That was like a Hi Kathy.

01:17:44.079 --> 01:17:48.399
That is and by the way, I'm your Huckleberry from fucking Tombstone right now.

01:17:48.640 --> 01:17:51.680
I just want you guys to know this is the tame group.

01:17:51.920 --> 01:17:52.640
Oh, that's fine.

01:17:52.800 --> 01:17:54.000
Is there an untamed group?

01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:56.479
I hear that there's another glass of wine in front of me.

01:17:56.800 --> 01:17:57.520
Jenny's coming out.

01:17:58.640 --> 01:18:01.039
There's a friend ready to come on whose cousins.

01:18:01.359 --> 01:18:02.159
Oh, she's the female.

01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:04.640
She's cousins with the Muhammadadis.

01:18:04.880 --> 01:18:05.439
Muhammadadi.

01:18:05.680 --> 01:18:08.079
No, we cannot have female terrorists on the show.

01:18:08.239 --> 01:18:08.479
No.

01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:10.399
What are you talking about, Matt?

01:18:10.640 --> 01:18:13.279
That that your friend Jen's gonna take over the show.

01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:15.600
Jen has a lot to say.

01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:19.279
Jen's wet dream is to be on a podcast.

01:18:19.439 --> 01:18:20.079
Who's Jen?

01:18:20.159 --> 01:18:20.560
Jenny.

01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:22.880
How old's Jen?

01:18:22.960 --> 01:18:23.279
I'm sorry.

01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:24.640
Did you say wet dream?

01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:26.720
I have different wet dreams.

01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:32.399
I'm in.

01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:34.399
Only fans you said, I'm in.

01:18:34.479 --> 01:18:37.119
Like, I hear all this, and all I hear is Kathy.

01:18:42.399 --> 01:18:43.600
I feel behind my channel.

01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:47.680
Um, now how old is the friend Jen?

01:18:47.920 --> 01:18:48.960
How old is the friend Jen?

01:18:49.119 --> 01:18:51.039
Like, how northern New Jersey are you, Kathy?

01:18:51.520 --> 01:18:52.720
I don't know how old Jen is.

01:18:52.880 --> 01:18:54.319
I'm the oldest, I think.

01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:56.720
Jen's like 53, 54.

01:18:58.319 --> 01:18:58.720
Yeah.

01:18:59.039 --> 01:18:59.520
Yeah?

01:18:59.680 --> 01:18:59.920
Yeah.

01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:01.359
She's closer to my age.

01:19:01.439 --> 01:19:02.399
Yeah, yeah.

01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:08.720
Um divorce, probably a year and a half, two years, maybe.

01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:11.279
I think I'm gonna join Christian Singles.

01:19:11.520 --> 01:19:12.079
Oh, yeah.

01:19:12.720 --> 01:19:13.279
See how that goes.

01:19:13.520 --> 01:19:13.840
Yeah, right.

01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:15.840
You know, like why not, man?

01:19:16.079 --> 01:19:16.640
J date.

01:19:16.720 --> 01:19:17.279
What's J Date?

01:19:18.319 --> 01:19:19.520
Oh, Jewish people.

01:19:19.760 --> 01:19:20.640
Oh, we're in.

01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:22.800
Kefeltafish, let's go.

01:19:23.039 --> 01:19:24.399
What's the old people one?

01:19:24.960 --> 01:19:30.239
Oh yeah, our time.

01:19:30.720 --> 01:19:34.319
And it shows you an hourglass that has one kernel of sand left in it.

01:19:36.880 --> 01:19:38.800
These are the days of our lives.

01:19:39.119 --> 01:19:41.680
Oh that reminds me of the uh what is that?

01:19:41.760 --> 01:19:43.199
Like sand through the hourglass.

01:19:43.359 --> 01:19:44.720
So are the days of our lives.

01:19:48.399 --> 01:19:49.760
What are you looking for?

01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:52.720
Um besides an AI doll.

01:19:53.119 --> 01:19:53.600
Here we go.

01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:55.279
Um looking for love.

01:19:55.760 --> 01:19:58.079
Not just somebody I click with.

01:19:58.239 --> 01:20:09.520
You know, it's it's hard to describe because it's very just somebody somebody who has uh a good head on their shoulders is emotionally and emotionally mature and stable.

01:20:09.920 --> 01:20:11.840
Not addict, not addicted to Adderall.

01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:13.359
Yeah, not addicted to Adderall.

01:20:13.600 --> 01:20:17.439
For whatever reason, I I tend to find the the glory hole of Adderall.

01:20:17.840 --> 01:20:21.119
So here's the question like what's your med cutoff?

01:20:21.439 --> 01:20:22.560
What's my med cutoff?

01:20:22.720 --> 01:20:24.800
Yeah, like like what level of med?

01:20:25.680 --> 01:20:27.600
Uh oh, you're like, yeah, no, thanks.

01:20:27.840 --> 01:20:28.560
You know, there's something.

01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:32.640
Listen, you can't, it's if there's an antipsychotic on that list, we can't talk.

01:20:33.119 --> 01:20:36.000
How many drinks surpasses occasional?

01:20:36.479 --> 01:20:40.399
What I don't think I don't think there's ever any fucking limit to that.

01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:41.199
Drink passes.

01:20:42.399 --> 01:20:44.720
Is that why I mean Jesus Christ.

01:20:44.800 --> 01:20:46.319
I mean, I've heard people drink a lot.

01:20:46.399 --> 01:20:47.600
I've never reached that level.

01:20:47.760 --> 01:20:52.720
I that's why I had PTSD ever since I got I've certainly never come into contact with too much.

01:20:52.960 --> 01:20:57.840
I had never remember that uh the dragon breath chick that that drugged my drink in Brewster?

01:20:58.239 --> 01:20:59.920
Did I ever tell you that story?

01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:03.760
What the fuck did you drunk?

01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:05.359
Well, this is well, here's another.

01:21:05.520 --> 01:21:13.199
I I enjoy going out, but now I feel like I feel like stew from the hangover and I PTSD and I cover my drink now.

01:21:13.439 --> 01:21:14.239
Is that when you pulled your two?

01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:17.039
So when O'Connor's with the ATM in front of you?

01:21:17.279 --> 01:21:19.199
Oh, O'Connor's ass to mouth.

01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:22.079
Oh, what?

01:21:22.399 --> 01:21:23.920
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

01:21:24.079 --> 01:21:27.920
Um so I was at O'Connor's and Brewster with Phil and my buddy Jimmy.

01:21:28.079 --> 01:21:30.800
Which is a filthy fucking dive bar, by the way.

01:21:30.960 --> 01:21:35.760
And I remember this very attractive girl was I was talking with.

01:21:36.079 --> 01:21:36.800
The bartender?

01:21:36.880 --> 01:21:37.520
With the tattoo.

01:21:37.760 --> 01:21:39.039
No, no, she wasn't the bartender.

01:21:39.279 --> 01:21:41.760
She's she was she's Brazilian, and I know exactly who you're talking about.

01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:44.479
Yes, that's Kevin's old wife, and I know exactly who you're talking about.

01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:45.039
Not me.

01:21:45.119 --> 01:21:45.439
Not me.

01:21:45.600 --> 01:21:46.000
No, not him.

01:21:46.159 --> 01:21:47.359
Kevin Schultz Schultz.

01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:48.399
Oh, really?

01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:48.880
Yeah.

01:21:49.039 --> 01:21:50.000
Oh, I did not know that.

01:21:50.159 --> 01:21:50.960
She's still single, by the way.

01:21:51.039 --> 01:21:51.359
It's crazy.

01:21:51.439 --> 01:21:52.000
Yeah, well, I can't.

01:21:54.239 --> 01:21:57.600
So, and I'm talking with her, and I remember I was like, wow, she's really attractive.

01:21:57.680 --> 01:21:58.960
And then she's fantastic hiny.

01:21:59.359 --> 01:22:06.960
She started talking to me, and I just remember like, you have the worst breath in the world.

01:22:07.840 --> 01:22:09.520
And I just kept on, you know, giving in.

01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:11.920
I'm like, well, you're still pretty attractive.

01:22:13.359 --> 01:22:15.600
You have to do her for money, but she's cute.

01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:22.079
15, like, oh listen, if you got a clothespin, I'll put a clothespin over my nose for that.

01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:23.279
Oh boy.

01:22:23.840 --> 01:22:28.399
So I just remember she was she was hovering by my beer.

01:22:29.039 --> 01:22:31.920
And my buddy Jimmy said, he's like, I think she put something in your drank.

01:22:32.000 --> 01:22:34.079
I'm like, nah, man, no, no, she didn't.

01:22:34.319 --> 01:22:36.239
I take I take a swig of my beer.

01:22:36.399 --> 01:22:40.800
Within 10 minutes, I'm like, are we still live, by the way?

01:22:40.960 --> 01:22:41.600
Yeah, why?

01:22:43.920 --> 01:22:48.399
Just random sheet, random squirrel, snorkel, just random words.

01:22:51.119 --> 01:23:03.840
And but I do remember when I started feeling the way I felt, she was like right next to me, and I only remembered it not because I couldn't see her face, it's because of her breath.

01:23:05.119 --> 01:23:10.159
And I kept on saying to my buddy Jimmy, I'm like, where's the girl with the dragon breath?

01:23:10.720 --> 01:23:13.039
Yeah, she put something in my drink, man.

01:23:13.279 --> 01:23:15.600
And I was I just started drooling.

01:23:16.399 --> 01:23:21.359
Which I wanted to get the information of where she got the stuff because I would have been that would have been useful for me.

01:23:24.479 --> 01:23:28.319
Who the fuck, first of all, I'm I'm 6'1, 245 pounds.

01:23:28.640 --> 01:23:32.479
Who wow who who are you carrying who are you carrying me out with?

01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:39.680
Because that was a pecking night, and I wouldn't even approve to it because I would have been so drugged.

01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:40.479
Well boy.

01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:42.640
I would have like that, yeah.

01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:52.800
I would have woken up Vaseline all over the place, butthole sore, and she's standing over me, breathing on me, and I'm losing my eyelashes and eyebrows.

01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:56.560
Well, that's where the 15-gallon TY would come in.

01:23:57.199 --> 01:23:58.720
It's just it was hot, man.

01:23:58.800 --> 01:24:00.079
That shit was brutal.

01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:05.680
And that was the only time I was uh and because of that night, this is going back 10 years ago, maybe more than that.

01:24:05.840 --> 01:24:10.239
The only time I cover, I always no matter who I'm with, I cover my fucking drink.

01:24:10.720 --> 01:24:12.079
Wait, so what happened that night?

01:24:12.159 --> 01:24:12.720
Did you just wait?

01:24:13.119 --> 01:24:16.000
My buddy, my buddy and my brother had to carry me out of the bar.

01:24:16.079 --> 01:24:17.279
I couldn't walk.

01:24:17.600 --> 01:24:18.880
And I had two beers.

01:24:19.279 --> 01:24:20.479
Pat got roofied.

01:24:20.880 --> 01:24:21.359
I had two.

01:24:21.600 --> 01:24:22.720
Whoever wanted to roofy me.

01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:24.079
Listen, cool.

01:24:24.239 --> 01:24:27.039
Like, but brush your fucking teeth before you do it.

01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:31.039
You got a roofie and rinse, rinse and floss.

01:24:31.199 --> 01:24:31.520
Something.

01:24:31.600 --> 01:24:34.079
Don't come at me like you just ate a shit sandwich.

01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:37.840
My my friend, my friend, he got roofied.

01:24:38.399 --> 01:24:44.479
And um, he he woke up uh in front of an of an ATM machine.

01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:46.000
Was he with Diddy?

01:24:46.960 --> 01:24:48.159
I hope this is Pam.

01:24:48.720 --> 01:24:49.520
And not Catholic.

01:24:50.960 --> 01:24:57.520
So he was woke up just in time because he was about to withdraw$20,000 to these girls.

01:24:57.760 --> 01:24:58.640
And take that much out of it.

01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:01.520
You can't take that much out of an ATM machine.

01:25:01.600 --> 01:25:02.319
That's nonsense.

01:25:02.479 --> 01:25:04.399
No, ETMs go up to like five grand, right?

01:25:04.560 --> 01:25:04.880
Something like that.

01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:08.079
Not a even like personal.

01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:10.800
I'm allowed, I'm allowed to take out$1,800 on mine.

01:25:10.880 --> 01:25:11.680
I set a limit.

01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:13.359
Not$20.

01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:15.119
But set your own limit.

01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:17.119
I set my own limit for the yeah.

01:25:18.399 --> 01:25:19.680
We all set our own limits on the five.

01:25:19.840 --> 01:25:21.920
It depends on what type of night I'm looking for.

01:25:22.239 --> 01:25:24.079
If this is a boring night, I'm like, oh look at that.

01:25:24.159 --> 01:25:25.600
Netflix and chill, that's a hundred bucks.

01:25:25.760 --> 01:25:26.239
Boom.

01:25:26.560 --> 01:25:29.600
And then if it's something you don't want to remember, you want it to be like a hangover.

01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:31.760
I personally only like one rehipnol.

01:25:31.840 --> 01:25:32.880
I don't like two.

01:25:33.600 --> 01:25:38.640
I like, but I never like the next day, the next day, the way I felt off of that shit.

01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:39.920
And this is going back.

01:25:40.079 --> 01:25:43.039
I used to use drugs back in the day, and I used to use GHB.

01:25:43.279 --> 01:25:43.920
Used to.

01:25:44.079 --> 01:25:44.640
Yeah.

01:25:45.680 --> 01:25:53.760
And that was whatever that was, like straight up fucking um weekend at Bernie's.

01:25:53.920 --> 01:25:55.840
You used to roofy yourself, is what you're saying.

01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:57.039
Just a cap full.

01:25:57.119 --> 01:25:57.359
Okay.

01:25:57.600 --> 01:25:58.239
That was it.

01:26:00.319 --> 01:26:01.039
It's good stuff.

01:26:01.199 --> 01:26:04.399
Well, if that's not a fucking statement on fucking dating, I don't know what is.

01:26:04.720 --> 01:26:07.279
So I'd rather roofie myself than go out on a date.

01:26:07.439 --> 01:26:13.439
So, ladies and gentlemen, the moral of your story today on the Take It Deep Show, if you're in your 40s or 50s, you're fucked dating.

01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:15.840
Hi, Kathy.

01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:18.479
There's always a silver lining.

01:26:18.720 --> 01:26:20.479
Oh no, there's not.

01:26:20.800 --> 01:26:21.680
There is.

01:26:22.079 --> 01:26:23.760
Look, look for real women.

01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:26.560
Like don't ever date a guy named Stuart.

01:26:26.800 --> 01:26:27.279
No are there.

01:26:28.239 --> 01:26:28.399
Dr.

01:26:28.479 --> 01:26:28.720
Ross.

01:26:29.920 --> 01:26:30.399
And then Dr.

01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:33.760
Ross shows up with a fucking bagel and rocks at the beginning of the day.

01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:36.079
I'm going to end up meeting probably a problem.

01:26:36.239 --> 01:26:36.560
Yeah.

01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:37.600
Yeah.

01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:39.520
Definitely.

01:26:39.760 --> 01:26:40.079
You know.

01:26:40.239 --> 01:26:43.359
I'm going to I'm going to meet a Joanna Ross and she's pre-med.

01:26:44.159 --> 01:26:45.039
Johanna?

01:26:45.199 --> 01:26:46.239
Yeah, so I'm like, I like that.

01:26:46.319 --> 01:26:47.119
That's a cool name.

01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:50.319
Pat, do you have any dates lined up currently?

01:26:50.640 --> 01:26:51.680
Uh no.

01:26:52.000 --> 01:26:55.199
Just uh with my jar of Vaseline and that's about it.

01:26:56.079 --> 01:26:56.960
Use your left hand.

01:26:57.039 --> 01:26:58.319
It'll feel like someone else is doing it.

01:26:58.640 --> 01:26:59.199
No, I actually.

01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:01.600
That's called the Stranger, and we've covered that already.

01:27:01.840 --> 01:27:04.239
Yeah, I lay on my hand for two days before I do that.

01:27:04.560 --> 01:27:06.319
Let it get numb first, get a little tingly.

01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:06.960
Tingly?

01:27:07.119 --> 01:27:07.600
What are you talking about?

01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:09.840
Like I need to pretend my hand is invisible.

01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:14.000
Sounds like there's some experience talking on that end of the line.

01:27:14.640 --> 01:27:15.439
That was Pam.

01:27:16.880 --> 01:27:17.760
Oh, what's the name of that?

01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:20.479
Not Kathy.

01:27:20.720 --> 01:27:21.439
Hi, Kathy.

01:27:24.800 --> 01:27:26.239
Jaddy might say that, but not Kathy.

01:27:28.960 --> 01:27:29.359
I don't know.

01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:33.199
I feel like that's I feel like it's a lot easier for women.

01:27:33.359 --> 01:27:36.159
A little left, a little right, a little left, a little right.

01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:37.920
How long have you been married?

01:27:38.479 --> 01:27:40.000
Are you talking about masturbation?

01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:44.079
I'm sorry.

01:27:44.159 --> 01:27:45.920
Are you listening to the show?

01:27:46.319 --> 01:27:46.640
What?

01:27:47.520 --> 01:27:49.760
Are you talking about masturbation, Matthew?

01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:50.640
I was.

01:27:51.680 --> 01:27:52.000
Okay.

01:27:52.239 --> 01:27:53.039
I can appreciate that.

01:27:56.399 --> 01:27:57.279
Breaking news?

01:27:57.520 --> 01:27:58.239
Breaking news.

01:27:58.640 --> 01:27:59.760
It's just in.

01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:05.039
You're divorced?

01:28:05.680 --> 01:28:06.319
I am?

01:28:07.199 --> 01:28:07.920
Fuck!

01:28:08.960 --> 01:28:11.600
How long has it been now that we know this?

01:28:12.079 --> 01:28:15.840
I don't know, but get me to the bank so I can get my money out before you left us.

01:28:16.079 --> 01:28:16.239
I am.

01:28:16.319 --> 01:28:16.399
Hi.

01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:17.119
Let's get it.

01:28:17.920 --> 01:28:21.439
I asked you if he was divorced because he was doing a little to the right and a little to the left.

01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:22.319
A little to the right notes.

01:28:22.479 --> 01:28:24.560
Oh, he was talking, yeah, he was talking about DJ Diddles.

01:28:25.680 --> 01:28:27.600
No, I was saying, like, now I know why you're divorced.

01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:28.479
Little hand over here.

01:28:29.119 --> 01:28:30.640
I don't know if she heard it, but I am.

01:28:30.800 --> 01:28:31.760
Hi, Kathy.

01:28:33.760 --> 01:28:34.800
How old's everybody?

01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:37.039
I'm the youngest.

01:28:37.760 --> 01:28:40.399
Kevin's 50, Matt's 50, I'm 47.

01:28:40.960 --> 01:28:41.279
Okay.

01:28:41.840 --> 01:28:43.439
Matt, when did you turn 50?

01:28:43.760 --> 01:28:44.239
March.

01:28:44.560 --> 01:28:46.960
Same time as blood type changed to gravy.

01:28:49.520 --> 01:28:49.840
I'm sorry.

01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:51.600
Oh, I forgot we were born in the same year.

01:28:52.079 --> 01:28:54.079
I I that I apologize.

01:28:54.239 --> 01:28:54.960
That was so rude.

01:28:55.119 --> 01:28:56.239
You're going to be 50, aren't you?

01:28:56.399 --> 01:28:56.560
I am.

01:28:57.199 --> 01:28:57.520
It's good.

01:28:57.840 --> 01:28:58.239
It's good.

01:28:58.479 --> 01:28:58.800
You're good.

01:28:59.760 --> 01:29:00.319
You age well.

01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:03.439
Actually, well, here's another thing, too.

01:29:03.520 --> 01:29:06.159
Nothing against the women, but it's this is going to be against the women.

01:29:06.399 --> 01:29:11.920
I think that the for whatever reason, I don't know if they're putting their correct ages on.

01:29:12.239 --> 01:29:18.319
Because then I'm there's somebody who will like you and be like 37, 38 years old, and I'm like, you look like leather.

01:29:20.399 --> 01:29:21.439
Well, yeah.

01:29:22.159 --> 01:29:23.920
That is that's a red flag right there.

01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:25.359
Cause you're like, no way.

01:29:25.439 --> 01:29:28.720
You've been through the ringer a few times.

01:29:29.039 --> 01:29:29.520
All right.

01:29:29.760 --> 01:29:30.399
Question.

01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:34.880
How many filters do you guys use when you jump on the sites?

01:29:35.199 --> 01:29:37.279
I don't even know how to use a filter.

01:29:37.520 --> 01:29:38.399
So zero.

01:29:39.119 --> 01:29:39.520
Thank you.

01:29:40.479 --> 01:29:43.039
That's my that's my biggest, that's one of my biggest gripes.

01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:48.399
Well, my two biggest gripes are I want to know the professional photographers these women get.

01:29:49.920 --> 01:30:02.159
I want to show up and then say, like, wow, you look just like your pictures, but there's it's you got people who are running through Central Park, leaves are blowing in the back, there's a fucking dog on a scooter with Wearing goggles looking like he's flying a plane.

01:30:02.319 --> 01:30:05.840
Like, I'm like, who gets this action photo like that?

01:30:06.880 --> 01:30:08.399
It's amazing.

01:30:09.600 --> 01:30:14.079
But then again, you can you can put yourself in photos and just AI generate it.

01:30:14.159 --> 01:30:14.800
Of course we can.

01:30:14.960 --> 01:30:15.920
I don't know how to do that either.

01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:18.159
Well, that's I think that's the scariest part now.

01:30:18.239 --> 01:30:23.840
Like, you know, I've been I haven't been dating in a while, but hi Kathy.

01:30:28.880 --> 01:30:29.520
Hey, awkward.

01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:32.800
The AI generation is is tough.

01:30:32.960 --> 01:30:34.319
Like that's it's hard to trust it.

01:30:34.720 --> 01:30:42.399
I feel like if you're not representing yourself like a true picture, you're not gonna attract somebody that likes you the way you look.

01:30:42.720 --> 01:30:46.720
So you're you're saying my AI generated of myself is Barry Wood.

01:30:46.800 --> 01:30:48.319
I should take that down as a profile.

01:30:48.640 --> 01:30:48.880
Probably.

01:30:50.399 --> 01:30:50.720
Damn it.

01:30:50.880 --> 01:30:51.520
That's such a good one.

01:30:52.800 --> 01:30:53.760
Such a good one.

01:30:54.000 --> 01:30:57.520
Yeah, but make sure you have at least so women use filters, huh?

01:30:57.840 --> 01:31:01.600
Um, that women use filters like they're in a fucking chat group on Snapchat.

01:31:01.920 --> 01:31:02.800
Yeah, I didn't know that.

01:31:03.039 --> 01:31:05.039
You guys run into a lot of women that ask you for.

01:31:05.439 --> 01:31:06.640
I'm like, oh, you know what?

01:31:06.720 --> 01:31:10.000
You don't even look like that because you have fucking bunny ears.

01:31:12.159 --> 01:31:12.319
What?

01:31:12.560 --> 01:31:13.439
Well, what did you say?

01:31:13.840 --> 01:31:15.439
Filters that uh look, I could show you right now.

01:31:15.600 --> 01:31:16.399
Do we run into what?

01:31:17.039 --> 01:31:17.760
No, I know it.

01:31:17.840 --> 01:31:19.840
Yeah, yeah, our 18-year-old girl.

01:31:20.239 --> 01:31:21.840
You're not talking about Kathy, are you?

01:31:22.560 --> 01:31:28.880
No, so wait, do you go you guys go on dates where the girls ask you for money right away?

01:31:29.279 --> 01:31:30.960
No, no, I love those girls.

01:31:31.039 --> 01:31:31.600
I love those ones.

01:31:31.680 --> 01:31:33.760
That's that's I'm like that's like crazy.

01:31:34.000 --> 01:31:35.199
500 gets me what?

01:31:35.439 --> 01:31:37.119
That's called Craigslist, right?

01:31:37.199 --> 01:31:37.439
No.

01:31:37.680 --> 01:31:38.479
You hang out.

01:31:38.800 --> 01:31:42.000
Might as well go to a strip club for four hours, fat boy.

01:31:42.720 --> 01:31:46.079
I mean, when when they ask me for money, I I'm asking right back.

01:31:46.159 --> 01:31:47.920
I'm like, 500 gets me what?

01:31:48.640 --> 01:31:50.239
Well, I'm talking about like can you pay my rent?

01:31:50.319 --> 01:31:51.039
Can you pay my rent?

01:31:51.119 --> 01:31:52.239
Oh, yeah, I've I've had that before.

01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:54.960
What fucking dummy does that?

01:31:56.640 --> 01:31:59.600
There's a ton of dating sites that have a ton of bots.

01:31:59.840 --> 01:32:06.239
I don't give a shit if the fucking pussy was throwing sparks, and it was the best thing ever.

01:32:06.640 --> 01:32:07.359
Well, hold up, man.

01:32:07.600 --> 01:32:08.319
No, hold up.

01:32:08.479 --> 01:32:08.720
Sparks.

01:32:10.000 --> 01:32:10.239
Hold up.

01:32:10.640 --> 01:32:11.840
Sparks, sparks, bro.

01:32:12.239 --> 01:32:12.640
Sparklers.

01:32:12.880 --> 01:32:15.520
I mean, sparks may grab my attention, man.

01:32:16.399 --> 01:32:17.680
Yeah, you're paying rent?

01:32:17.840 --> 01:32:18.720
You want to pay rent?

01:32:18.960 --> 01:32:19.520
Filter.

01:32:19.840 --> 01:32:20.159
No.

01:32:21.439 --> 01:32:22.479
Not rent.

01:32:22.800 --> 01:32:24.159
I mean, I don't even know what that is.

01:32:24.239 --> 01:32:26.960
Like, that's she just like took a shot of heroin.

01:32:27.199 --> 01:32:28.000
What is that?

01:32:29.520 --> 01:32:29.760
No.

01:32:30.640 --> 01:32:31.680
Who took a shot of heroin?

01:32:31.840 --> 01:32:32.399
Oh, somebody.

01:32:32.720 --> 01:32:34.000
Oh, and here's another one.

01:32:34.239 --> 01:32:34.800
Here we go.

01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:35.920
Is this a thing?

01:32:36.159 --> 01:32:41.920
The angle of the of the selfie, does that because I'm just wondering.

01:32:42.239 --> 01:32:42.960
Very important.

01:32:43.119 --> 01:32:47.199
Very uh, well, I'm gonna say 99.9% of you have it wrong.

01:32:47.359 --> 01:32:55.600
Well, you can't oh there is no reason there is no reason to hold it up as far as you can above you, right?

01:32:55.920 --> 01:33:04.720
And think that we're at the the fun house at a carnival with the funny looking mirror and not realize why.

01:33:04.960 --> 01:33:24.079
Because you know, with all the social media, I think every everybody is very self-conscious about like at turn 50, like it's a chicken neck, and like it just happens, whether you're thin or whatever, like it happens, and it's very, very unnerving as a woman to all of a sudden have that.

01:33:24.399 --> 01:33:30.159
So you're just taking take a selfie that is truly not representing yourself.

01:33:30.479 --> 01:33:31.680
No, I get it.

01:33:32.000 --> 01:33:35.439
Oh well, don't you can use excuses, right?

01:33:35.680 --> 01:33:36.159
No, no excuses.

01:33:36.479 --> 01:33:37.439
I can see my fucking shit.

01:33:37.680 --> 01:33:38.720
That's totally you know what?

01:33:39.039 --> 01:33:40.800
You know, you know why Kristen's saying that?

01:33:41.119 --> 01:33:43.520
Because she she is a serial dater.

01:33:43.680 --> 01:33:47.520
And I'm like, Well, you have a 15-foot fucking selfie stick.

01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:49.039
Why is it so long?

01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:55.600
How come how come it feels like I'm a fucking bird in a tree and I'm looking down at you?

01:33:58.159 --> 01:33:58.960
It's natural.

01:33:59.119 --> 01:34:00.800
It just so happened to catch that.

01:34:01.199 --> 01:34:02.000
I can't even tell you.

01:34:02.880 --> 01:34:04.399
Oh, did you see my profile picture?

01:34:04.960 --> 01:34:08.000
No, there were 17 other people around you, and I couldn't even tell.

01:34:08.079 --> 01:34:09.039
I couldn't find Waldo.

01:34:10.479 --> 01:34:12.560
I'm not saying it's okay or it's right.

01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:13.600
It's not okay.

01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:17.520
I'm not finding Waldo on my the fucking first swipe to the left or right.

01:34:17.680 --> 01:34:18.000
No way.

01:34:18.319 --> 01:34:20.079
I'm like, where's what's her name, by the way?

01:34:20.239 --> 01:34:21.439
Uh Wendy.

01:34:21.520 --> 01:34:23.039
Yeah, Wendy and Waldo.

01:34:23.279 --> 01:34:25.600
All right, how many of you on Reddit?

01:34:27.039 --> 01:34:27.359
Huh?

01:34:28.159 --> 01:34:28.399
No.

01:34:28.800 --> 01:34:29.119
No?

01:34:29.439 --> 01:34:30.319
It's another site.

01:34:30.479 --> 01:34:30.960
Oh, it is?

01:34:31.279 --> 01:34:31.439
Yeah.

01:34:31.760 --> 01:34:32.399
Like a Tinder.

01:34:32.720 --> 01:34:34.720
Is it is it like a free site?

01:34:34.960 --> 01:34:37.600
It's more of a prostitution site, to be honest with you.

01:34:38.239 --> 01:34:38.800
The what?

01:34:38.960 --> 01:34:41.439
It's uh there's more prostitution on that thing than anything else.

01:34:43.199 --> 01:34:43.840
Are you on this?

01:34:44.000 --> 01:34:44.399
That's crazy.

01:34:44.640 --> 01:34:46.880
I I'm pretty sure because so I don't know why, but I'm not sure.

01:34:46.960 --> 01:34:48.640
There's there's groups you can sign up for.

01:34:48.880 --> 01:34:49.279
I get that.

01:34:49.600 --> 01:34:53.439
And there's always blurry, blurry photos, and then you're you message a person.

01:34:53.760 --> 01:34:55.359
Oh, there's a lot of non-blurry photos.

01:34:55.600 --> 01:34:59.439
And then you get the good old uh you know this date isn't free.

01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:00.000
I'm like, hmm.

01:35:00.479 --> 01:35:02.159
No, no, no, no, I gotta pay for dinner, right?

01:35:03.520 --> 01:35:06.560
Uh I'm not the normal date.

01:35:06.800 --> 01:35:07.760
Oh, okay.

01:35:08.079 --> 01:35:09.520
So you're a hooker.

01:35:11.119 --> 01:35:12.239
Are there hookers on Reddit?

01:35:12.479 --> 01:35:13.279
Oh, yeah.

01:35:13.920 --> 01:35:15.279
I mean, there's hookers everywhere.

01:35:15.520 --> 01:35:17.359
That's like a hard name, man.

01:35:17.520 --> 01:35:20.239
Like, like like hooker.

01:35:21.279 --> 01:35:23.119
I think it's just too easy now.

01:35:23.199 --> 01:35:25.279
Like, you should forget my face.

01:35:25.600 --> 01:35:26.800
Like, I mean, I don't know.

01:35:26.880 --> 01:35:28.640
Like we're speed dating.

01:35:28.720 --> 01:35:29.600
That would be fun.

01:35:30.079 --> 01:35:30.960
Hi, Kathy.

01:35:31.760 --> 01:35:32.319
Hey.

01:35:32.720 --> 01:35:33.439
I'm sorry.

01:35:33.600 --> 01:35:37.119
Kevin, Kevin just said one of the gay shit things ever.

01:35:37.199 --> 01:35:40.319
Like, you're the most hard we're one of the most harsh human beings I know.

01:35:40.479 --> 01:35:40.560
Oh.

01:35:40.800 --> 01:35:43.840
And you just said me by by me saying hooker.

01:35:44.239 --> 01:35:46.560
That's not the right word you want to use.

01:35:47.920 --> 01:35:49.439
And then you gave a little flinch.

01:35:49.520 --> 01:35:49.920
What was that?

01:35:50.079 --> 01:35:51.840
I can't wait to drive the road island on the mall.

01:35:52.079 --> 01:35:52.800
Oh my god.

01:35:53.039 --> 01:35:55.600
Is he being politically correct about hookers?

01:35:56.079 --> 01:36:02.720
Uh, don't listen to him because he tries to become politically correct when he becomes Abdul Jafar Muhammadadi.

01:36:02.800 --> 01:36:04.560
Yeah, he's getting ready to take over.

01:36:04.800 --> 01:36:07.279
He's in full Abdul Jafar Muhammadadi mode.

01:36:07.600 --> 01:36:08.720
There's a takeover coming.

01:36:08.800 --> 01:36:10.960
So he could call them sex workers.

01:36:11.920 --> 01:36:16.960
Well, no, he's very fucking this terrorist is very, very sensitive.

01:36:17.199 --> 01:36:17.600
Wow.

01:36:17.920 --> 01:36:20.239
All right, so here it goes.

01:36:22.960 --> 01:36:24.079
Lottie Dottie.

01:36:24.640 --> 01:36:25.840
Mohammeddy.

01:36:26.000 --> 01:36:26.640
Not doing it.

01:36:26.960 --> 01:36:27.840
I like to potty.

01:36:30.079 --> 01:36:30.880
There it is.

01:36:31.199 --> 01:36:32.960
Well, we don't trouble.

01:36:33.199 --> 01:36:33.760
Who said that?

01:36:34.399 --> 01:36:36.159
We only try out to blow up everybody.

01:36:36.319 --> 01:36:37.199
It wasn't Kathy.

01:36:37.680 --> 01:36:38.479
It wasn't Kathy.

01:36:38.800 --> 01:36:40.319
I was hoping it was Kathy.

01:36:42.000 --> 01:36:44.960
Dude, the more you talk like that, the more I'm thinking of Gargamel for whatever means.

01:36:45.920 --> 01:36:46.960
Yeah, it's getting creepy.

01:36:47.039 --> 01:36:47.199
Yeah.

01:36:47.359 --> 01:36:48.239
It's getting a little creepy.

01:36:48.479 --> 01:36:50.720
I mean, you could probably like that creepy uncle.

01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:51.439
Uh oh.

01:36:51.840 --> 01:36:52.560
Ed Geen?

01:36:52.720 --> 01:36:53.520
Uncle Touchy?

01:36:53.760 --> 01:36:54.239
Oh, Katie.

01:36:54.479 --> 01:36:55.439
Uncle Touchy?

01:36:55.840 --> 01:36:56.239
Come on.

01:36:58.319 --> 01:36:59.520
Everyone has one.

01:37:02.239 --> 01:37:03.199
That's the long holiday.

01:37:03.359 --> 01:37:06.640
That's why why do you think Kevin Santa every year for the holidays?

01:37:07.600 --> 01:37:08.640
Get over here.

01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:11.279
Let's talk about the first thing that pops up.

01:37:11.600 --> 01:37:13.119
Oh no, no.

01:37:13.600 --> 01:37:15.279
What did you do wrong?

01:37:18.399 --> 01:37:19.920
So that's all right.

01:37:21.920 --> 01:37:25.039
Why don't you show me why you're really on the naughty list?

01:37:25.920 --> 01:37:27.760
All right, let's really fuck this up.

01:37:28.000 --> 01:37:29.600
Tell me what you know.

01:37:30.560 --> 01:37:34.960
Now that you guys have been on the podcast for a hot minute, we want to know who you voted for in the last election.

01:37:35.119 --> 01:37:38.880
Oh, and this really determines whether or not whether or not we hang up on you.

01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:39.439
Oh, oh.

01:37:40.479 --> 01:37:40.560
Oh.

01:37:43.279 --> 01:37:43.760
Go for it.

01:37:44.720 --> 01:37:45.119
All right.

01:37:45.279 --> 01:37:47.199
And then we'll but we're not going to talk about it.

01:37:47.439 --> 01:37:47.600
Okay.

01:37:47.840 --> 01:37:48.479
What'd you go to the box?

01:37:48.720 --> 01:37:49.199
Name first.

01:37:49.520 --> 01:37:50.720
All right, then we're not going there.

01:37:50.880 --> 01:37:51.279
No, go there.

01:37:51.359 --> 01:37:52.000
Go, go, go.

01:37:52.159 --> 01:37:52.960
No, nothing could come.

01:37:53.279 --> 01:37:54.479
They weren't on the ballot.

01:37:54.640 --> 01:37:55.840
They were not on the ballot.

01:37:56.079 --> 01:37:56.239
Oh.

01:37:58.720 --> 01:38:02.159
If I put Bernie on there, I voted for Bernie Sanders again.

01:38:03.119 --> 01:38:06.640
That is without a doubt the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

01:38:06.800 --> 01:38:07.199
What's that?

01:38:07.439 --> 01:38:09.520
You are a fucking idiot.

01:38:09.840 --> 01:38:10.880
Who was that?

01:38:11.840 --> 01:38:12.319
Who?

01:38:12.479 --> 01:38:13.439
I think that was Kathy.

01:38:14.159 --> 01:38:15.039
That was not Kathy.

01:38:15.279 --> 01:38:16.079
That was not Kathy.

01:38:16.319 --> 01:38:16.960
I guarantee.

01:38:17.199 --> 01:38:18.159
That was not Kathy.

01:38:18.319 --> 01:38:22.239
It was definitely Pam, because apparently she gives fucking everything away.

01:38:25.520 --> 01:38:26.880
Put him in a fucking bedroom.

01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:27.600
Get him out of here.

01:38:27.680 --> 01:38:28.399
Come on.

01:38:31.199 --> 01:38:32.800
Oh, gives everything away.

01:38:35.600 --> 01:38:36.079
That's all right.

01:38:36.159 --> 01:38:37.119
We'll let you catch up.

01:38:37.199 --> 01:38:38.159
It's okay.

01:38:45.279 --> 01:38:45.680
Does he?

01:38:45.840 --> 01:38:47.039
Oh, I didn't I didn't get it.

01:38:47.119 --> 01:38:47.680
I didn't get it.

01:38:48.880 --> 01:38:49.600
Oh my god.

01:38:51.199 --> 01:38:52.159
Oh my god.

01:38:56.960 --> 01:38:58.399
I love you, Kathy.

01:39:02.079 --> 01:39:05.680
Pam, we're gonna have to talk about your uh continued participation in this show.

01:39:06.000 --> 01:39:06.640
I do.

01:39:08.239 --> 01:39:09.760
Forecast is rain.

01:39:16.319 --> 01:39:17.840
I told you not to go there.

01:39:18.079 --> 01:39:19.119
My name is Jeff.

01:39:20.640 --> 01:39:21.840
My name is Jeff.

01:39:22.399 --> 01:39:23.279
My name is Jeff.

01:39:23.439 --> 01:39:24.399
My name is Jeff.

01:39:25.520 --> 01:39:26.399
Oh, I love that.

01:39:30.159 --> 01:39:30.479
Oh yeah.

01:39:30.720 --> 01:39:31.760
My name is Jeff.

01:39:32.239 --> 01:39:34.319
Uh is there a Pam there?

01:39:37.039 --> 01:39:38.000
Pam, this is Satan.

01:39:38.159 --> 01:39:38.720
Oh, what is that?

01:39:38.960 --> 01:39:40.079
This is Satan.

01:39:42.159 --> 01:39:44.880
And uh even I have a problem with your vote.

01:39:49.760 --> 01:39:51.039
Pam, this is Satan.

01:39:51.279 --> 01:39:53.199
Satan, just listen up, ladies.

01:39:53.520 --> 01:39:57.359
This is Satan, and even I have a problem with that vote.

01:39:58.079 --> 01:39:59.760
I think we're losing you guys here.

01:40:00.079 --> 01:40:01.119
Yeah, we're losing you.

01:40:02.079 --> 01:40:02.880
God is here.

01:40:03.119 --> 01:40:06.399
God will find you back to your other children.

01:40:08.960 --> 01:40:12.159
You know what that reminds me of um Almighty?

01:40:19.600 --> 01:40:21.279
Kathy, I'm sorry.

01:40:28.000 --> 01:40:29.119
Oh my god.

01:40:29.920 --> 01:40:33.920
Well, ladies, uh, as much as I don't want to end this.

01:40:34.000 --> 01:40:42.800
Oh my god, um, we've been going for almost two hours, and I cannot thank you guys enough for joining us on this episode.

01:40:43.439 --> 01:40:45.920
I still feel like I'm talking like Satan, but I'm not.

01:40:47.920 --> 01:40:48.640
I love you, Kathy.

01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:49.840
Might as well be.

01:40:50.079 --> 01:40:51.119
I love you, Kathy.

01:40:51.760 --> 01:40:53.359
I love you, baby.

01:40:54.000 --> 01:40:55.840
Kathy, I love you too, Kathy.

01:40:56.479 --> 01:40:57.039
See you later.

01:40:57.279 --> 01:40:58.079
I love you, Kathy.

01:41:00.720 --> 01:41:02.880
I know we kind of went off the rails a little bit.

01:41:03.119 --> 01:41:04.800
Uh, we usually do that every episode.

01:41:07.279 --> 01:41:09.359
He's fucking crying! Look at him!

01:41:12.000 --> 01:41:13.840
My child, Kevin.

01:41:16.079 --> 01:41:17.119
Oh my god.

01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:19.920
Uh, Kevin has absolutely lost his mind.

01:41:20.000 --> 01:41:22.000
He's laughing so hard he's crying.

01:41:22.399 --> 01:41:22.960
Oh my god.

01:41:23.199 --> 01:41:28.800
So I I give credit to you guys for uh letting us letting us do this with our viewers.

01:41:29.039 --> 01:41:30.079
I do love Kathy.

01:41:33.760 --> 01:41:35.760
I cannot wait till his wife watches this.

01:41:35.840 --> 01:41:37.119
It's gonna be great.

01:41:38.079 --> 01:41:42.960
I'm gonna send this to her straight to her fucking right to her messages.

01:41:43.119 --> 01:41:45.359
Right to the right to the Hi, Kathy.

01:41:47.279 --> 01:41:50.880
Actually, I'm gonna call the assassin Kathy from now on.

01:41:54.079 --> 01:41:55.520
They're all trying.

01:41:56.640 --> 01:41:59.199
How many bourbon bottles are on the floor empty?

01:41:59.359 --> 01:42:00.880
Uh I only well, here's the thing.

01:42:00.960 --> 01:42:03.439
I listen, I don't think we need to get that personal.

01:42:03.840 --> 01:42:07.279
I have I have a problem with two of my friends who are heavy drinkers.

01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:08.399
What?

01:42:08.880 --> 01:42:11.439
I tend to have one or two scotches an episode.

01:42:11.760 --> 01:42:18.000
But when a bottle of scotch is cracked open in this studio, more bottles of scotch are gonna be cracked open in this studio.

01:42:18.239 --> 01:42:19.760
Especially with Kevin.

01:42:20.720 --> 01:42:21.279
I love it.

01:42:21.600 --> 01:42:26.800
We we sent him to uh Santa Barbara to the clinic.

01:42:27.359 --> 01:42:27.680
I'm back.

01:42:27.760 --> 01:42:28.000
I'm back.

01:42:28.159 --> 01:42:31.119
He was at Betty Ford and it was supposed to be a 90-day stay.

01:42:31.199 --> 01:42:32.239
He was there for nine hours.

01:42:32.399 --> 01:42:33.119
I'm back, Kathy.

01:42:33.439 --> 01:42:35.840
Thank God, because how else would he have gotten to know me?

01:42:36.159 --> 01:42:37.840
Oh, look at there you go.

01:42:38.079 --> 01:42:40.560
Would you guys be willing to come on the show again?

01:42:41.039 --> 01:42:41.760
Yes, 100%.

01:42:43.279 --> 01:42:45.920
Uh, and hopefully next time we can figure out the technology.

01:42:46.159 --> 01:42:46.960
Maybe in person.

01:42:47.680 --> 01:42:52.720
Yeah, I think we should like do like a um we'll we'll we'll figure it out, but we should probably test it.

01:42:52.800 --> 01:42:53.680
Yeah, we're gonna try to do that.

01:42:53.920 --> 01:42:59.439
Kathy, Kevin, Kevin said uh next time in-person interview, one-on-one interview.

01:43:00.079 --> 01:43:01.439
I'd be willing to come up there.

01:43:01.600 --> 01:43:02.319
Close or up.

01:43:02.800 --> 01:43:03.439
Oh, really?

01:43:04.000 --> 01:43:05.119
100% test.

01:43:05.439 --> 01:43:05.760
Awesome.

01:43:05.840 --> 01:43:07.600
Kevin, get the duct tape and rope ready.

01:43:08.880 --> 01:43:09.039
No?

01:43:09.199 --> 01:43:10.720
Oh man.

01:43:10.960 --> 01:43:11.760
I think it'd be funny.

01:43:11.840 --> 01:43:14.640
I kind of want like the the like the whole setup.

01:43:14.880 --> 01:43:15.199
Yeah.

01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:18.000
Uh yeah, you miss your daddy money bags.

01:43:18.079 --> 01:43:19.840
We're gonna have to get fucking more microphones.

01:43:21.119 --> 01:43:21.680
Yeah, miss it.

01:43:21.760 --> 01:43:22.159
My Mr.

01:43:22.239 --> 01:43:24.239
Papa Giorgio, go get us some shit.

01:43:27.199 --> 01:43:28.079
Even she knows.

01:43:28.239 --> 01:43:30.399
Oh, Mario brother over here.

01:43:30.640 --> 01:43:31.600
Holy shit.

01:43:32.239 --> 01:43:33.039
That's great.

01:43:33.840 --> 01:43:34.800
Wait, how many?

01:43:34.880 --> 01:43:37.199
Uh thank you for having us.

01:43:37.439 --> 01:43:39.039
Oh, thank you, Kathy.

01:43:44.399 --> 01:43:46.560
Make sure you talk this up to your friend Jen and tell him.

01:43:46.800 --> 01:43:47.279
I'm not even lying.

01:43:47.439 --> 01:43:49.600
She should have fucked off her date and come on the show.

01:43:49.760 --> 01:43:53.279
This guy's curled up in his chair like I've never seen him curled up before.

01:43:57.039 --> 01:43:58.720
But we can't thank you enough.

01:43:58.800 --> 01:44:02.079
Uh, we appreciate you guys coming on, and so until next time.

01:44:02.319 --> 01:44:04.720
Um let's do it again.

01:44:05.199 --> 01:44:05.279
Sure.

01:44:06.159 --> 01:44:06.319
Sure.

01:44:06.880 --> 01:44:09.039
We could do the battle of the sexes.

01:44:09.359 --> 01:44:15.119
Oh, I would love to get like a get like a fucking do a game show.

01:44:15.680 --> 01:44:17.119
The technology has to get better.

01:44:17.439 --> 01:44:18.319
No, excuse me.

01:44:18.479 --> 01:44:18.880
Oh, what?

01:44:19.039 --> 01:44:20.000
Who's that demanding that?

01:44:20.079 --> 01:44:21.119
I think you better fuck a watch.

01:44:22.319 --> 01:44:22.640
Was that Pam?

01:44:22.880 --> 01:44:23.439
That was Pam.

01:44:24.159 --> 01:44:25.039
Totally Pam.

01:44:25.359 --> 01:44:26.239
No, that was Kristen.

01:44:26.560 --> 01:44:26.800
Kristen?

01:44:27.119 --> 01:44:27.920
Kristen was talking shit.

01:44:28.239 --> 01:44:30.479
Kristen, you you get stuck in the green room now.

01:44:31.439 --> 01:44:32.239
What am I doing?

01:44:33.279 --> 01:44:37.119
You're gonna go in the green room and you're gonna listen to the show out there through the door.

01:44:37.520 --> 01:44:42.720
I'm just saying we should probably coordinate better on the We've been doing that for five years.

01:44:42.880 --> 01:44:49.119
Hey, listen, if you have a fucking young Korean person who knows how to use this shit, send them the fuck up here.

01:44:49.600 --> 01:44:51.920
And preferably his name is Sim Chow.

01:44:52.159 --> 01:44:53.600
You know, like shut up, Pam.

01:44:53.840 --> 01:44:55.039
It's our show.

01:44:55.439 --> 01:44:56.079
Right?

01:44:56.800 --> 01:44:57.840
It wasn't even Pam.

01:44:58.239 --> 01:44:59.920
It wasn't Pam's not even on video.

01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:00.800
It wasn't even Pam.

01:45:00.960 --> 01:45:02.239
You're attacking Pam, Kevin.

01:45:02.399 --> 01:45:03.039
Sorry, Pam.

01:45:03.680 --> 01:45:04.079
Yeah.

01:45:04.239 --> 01:45:10.239
That was a no Kevin misshot, uh, misshot his RPG for the terrorist attack at the role.

01:45:10.479 --> 01:45:11.279
It's not even Kevin anymore.

01:45:11.359 --> 01:45:12.079
It's Muhammad Adi.

01:45:12.239 --> 01:45:13.039
Yeah, Muhammad Adi.

01:45:13.520 --> 01:45:13.600
Yeah.

01:45:13.920 --> 01:45:17.279
So but we'll uh we'll definitely have you on next time.

01:45:17.439 --> 01:45:22.560
Um what I'm gonna do right now, I'm actually going to throw this in the editor and release it right away.

01:45:22.720 --> 01:45:23.279
We gotta get this out.

01:45:23.520 --> 01:45:24.399
Release it right away.

01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:29.439
So um tomorrow, uh do us a favor too.

01:45:29.600 --> 01:45:33.680
Can you tell tell your friends to like, subscribe?

01:45:34.000 --> 01:45:39.199
Um the more okay, then this is the last time we will be discussing anything.

01:45:39.680 --> 01:45:40.800
How does that sound?

01:45:41.039 --> 01:45:42.720
Okay, we make it.

01:45:42.800 --> 01:45:44.159
We make the rules here.

01:45:44.640 --> 01:45:52.079
We don't want witnesses to no, we will we'll share a body and I think uh the next then I th this went really great.

01:45:52.159 --> 01:45:53.520
And I love you, Kathy.

01:45:53.760 --> 01:45:59.840
The next she's like, I'm so sick of him saying it.

01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:03.760
Is that actually the first time I said it?

01:46:03.920 --> 01:46:05.680
No, I love you too, you fucking stalker.

01:46:05.840 --> 01:46:08.079
You know, I she'd be thinking about it a little later, though.

01:46:08.319 --> 01:46:09.840
I I thought that maybe earlier.

01:46:10.319 --> 01:46:11.600
I'll be up late tonight.

01:46:16.720 --> 01:46:17.439
Fall me.

01:46:21.359 --> 01:46:23.199
Send your contact info.

01:46:24.560 --> 01:46:25.920
Pulling the bunny rabbit out.

01:46:26.399 --> 01:46:27.520
Love you so much.

01:46:28.239 --> 01:46:29.199
Oh, I love Kevin.

01:46:29.359 --> 01:46:30.399
Kevin has a bunny rabbit.

01:46:30.560 --> 01:46:34.159
We're sending actually we should send them to bunny rabbits while we still hold a control.

01:46:34.560 --> 01:46:37.039
Actually, would you guys like some would you guys like some merch?

01:46:37.359 --> 01:46:37.520
Oh.

01:46:37.840 --> 01:46:38.399
Yeah, yeah.

01:46:38.560 --> 01:46:41.840
Oh, uh, what we'll do is uh exchange your info with Maddie.

01:46:41.920 --> 01:46:43.439
We'll mail you out some t-shirts.

01:46:43.840 --> 01:46:44.239
Yeah, yeah.

01:46:44.399 --> 01:46:45.920
Now you're gonna know my address.

01:46:46.079 --> 01:46:47.359
You can come stalk me.

01:46:47.439 --> 01:46:48.319
Is it dildo?

01:46:48.720 --> 01:46:52.319
Or or perhaps I'll just give it to fucking Christy and Jordan.

01:46:52.479 --> 01:46:53.119
I just said t-shirts.

01:46:53.359 --> 01:46:53.760
How about that?

01:46:54.079 --> 01:46:55.920
You want us to throw in the T I D dildo?

01:46:56.079 --> 01:46:56.640
We'll throw it in.

01:46:56.800 --> 01:46:56.960
Yeah.

01:46:57.199 --> 01:46:57.840
Do you have them?

01:46:58.000 --> 01:46:59.119
Maddie lets me for lunch.

01:46:59.359 --> 01:47:01.920
Black double-sided suction cup?

01:47:02.239 --> 01:47:02.960
Or suction.

01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:04.399
Suction cup dill.

01:47:05.199 --> 01:47:06.319
That'd be interesting.

01:47:07.119 --> 01:47:07.920
This is weird.

01:47:09.199 --> 01:47:09.520
A bit.

01:47:09.760 --> 01:47:11.760
There's a lot of consideration going on right now.

01:47:12.079 --> 01:47:12.319
A bit.

01:47:12.640 --> 01:47:13.520
No t-shirts for me.

01:47:13.600 --> 01:47:15.439
I don't need I don't want I don't usually wear t-shirts.

01:47:15.600 --> 01:47:17.199
All right, then the dill, the dill you get.

01:47:17.840 --> 01:47:18.640
Thanks, baby.

01:47:18.880 --> 01:47:24.880
Kathy, we're gonna send you a um a mold of Kevin's penis and a dildo.

01:47:29.199 --> 01:47:29.600
Listen.

01:47:30.000 --> 01:47:30.960
See if it works for me.

01:47:31.279 --> 01:47:36.479
It may not take anything off the sides, but it gets all the way to the bottom.

01:47:38.159 --> 01:47:39.439
That's all I gotta say.

01:47:41.199 --> 01:47:42.720
That's all I gotta say right there.

01:47:44.239 --> 01:47:44.720
Wow.

01:47:45.199 --> 01:47:47.520
Wow, but dude, like, wow.

01:47:48.560 --> 01:47:51.039
I need to feel a little funny down there, so we gotta spot.

01:47:51.359 --> 01:47:51.920
Oh, hey.

01:47:52.159 --> 01:47:53.680
All right, all righty.

01:47:53.920 --> 01:47:54.159
Right?

01:47:54.239 --> 01:47:54.560
Hey.

01:47:54.720 --> 01:47:56.720
I'm gonna go home and punch myself in the face now.

01:47:56.960 --> 01:47:57.600
Oh, fine.

01:47:58.079 --> 01:47:59.600
Kathy, center stage.

01:47:59.840 --> 01:48:00.159
Kathy.

01:48:00.560 --> 01:48:04.239
Ladies and gentlemen, uh, VIP, center stage.

01:48:04.319 --> 01:48:05.520
Kathy, center stage.

01:48:05.680 --> 01:48:07.600
She said northern Jersey, right?

01:48:09.840 --> 01:48:10.159
Yeah.

01:48:10.399 --> 01:48:11.359
You see my ears?

01:48:11.520 --> 01:48:12.640
They're symmetrical.

01:48:14.479 --> 01:48:14.800
Okay.

01:48:15.359 --> 01:48:15.680
Okay.

01:48:16.159 --> 01:48:17.359
I like I like how you're talking.

01:48:17.680 --> 01:48:18.560
Symmetrical ears, you're good.

01:48:19.039 --> 01:48:19.840
Like how you're talking.

01:48:20.479 --> 01:48:21.279
I mean, that's a first.

01:48:21.760 --> 01:48:23.119
That was a first for me.

01:48:23.279 --> 01:48:26.800
Like, I didn't even know how to answer it, so I went, thank you.

01:48:27.760 --> 01:48:28.560
Nobody's ever mentioned.

01:48:29.039 --> 01:48:31.039
I would have probably like tugged on something.

01:48:31.520 --> 01:48:33.680
Bill is so angry that he's not on here.

01:48:33.840 --> 01:48:35.199
He's sending fucking mail.

01:48:36.800 --> 01:48:37.279
Is he?

01:48:37.439 --> 01:48:38.560
In a text message, yeah.

01:48:38.800 --> 01:48:39.199
To us?

01:48:39.359 --> 01:48:39.680
Yes.

01:48:39.840 --> 01:48:40.399
Who, Bill?

01:48:40.800 --> 01:48:41.680
This son of a bitch.

01:48:41.840 --> 01:48:42.399
Oh my god.

01:48:42.720 --> 01:48:44.079
Bill, cool your fucking jets.

01:48:44.319 --> 01:48:45.279
He is so angry with that.

01:48:45.520 --> 01:48:48.159
Billy, cool your fucking silverback jets.

01:48:50.000 --> 01:48:51.680
Cool your silverback jets.

01:48:52.159 --> 01:48:52.960
All right, ladies.

01:48:53.039 --> 01:48:54.560
Thank you so much for joining us.

01:48:54.720 --> 01:49:01.199
And uh just if you like the merch with the dills and everything else, just exchange info with Maddie.

01:49:01.279 --> 01:49:02.159
We'll get it out there to you.

01:49:02.319 --> 01:49:03.600
Can we just buy a dill and slap it?

01:49:04.079 --> 01:49:06.319
I'm actually going to overnight Kevin.

01:49:09.840 --> 01:49:10.159
Oh.

01:49:10.399 --> 01:49:10.800
I'm in.

01:49:11.920 --> 01:49:12.159
Awesome.

01:49:12.239 --> 01:49:13.600
I'm gonna go eat by myself now.

01:49:13.920 --> 01:49:16.000
I don't know if I want to have lunch with Kathy and Pam.

01:49:16.159 --> 01:49:17.439
I'm a little scared.

01:49:18.800 --> 01:49:19.760
Scared.

01:49:20.159 --> 01:49:23.520
Oh, here's a very important, very important question.

01:49:23.760 --> 01:49:24.960
Very important question.

01:49:25.199 --> 01:49:27.840
Do you guys like the word moist?

01:49:28.720 --> 01:49:28.880
No.

01:49:29.279 --> 01:49:30.159
It doesn't bother me.

01:49:30.399 --> 01:49:34.560
Um it comes to brownies or cake, yes.

01:49:34.800 --> 01:49:36.000
It doesn't like the moist.

01:49:36.640 --> 01:49:38.239
A lot of women are like wet.

01:49:38.560 --> 01:49:38.880
Not moist.

01:49:39.840 --> 01:49:41.760
It starts off moist and then it gets wet.

01:49:41.920 --> 01:49:43.279
I don't dislike it.

01:49:43.600 --> 01:49:45.039
I go from zero to a hundred.

01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:48.800
I'm gonna say like Kathy was the Ain't that the truth.

01:49:49.119 --> 01:49:50.239
I don't dislike it.

01:49:51.199 --> 01:49:52.159
I don't dislike it.

01:49:52.479 --> 01:49:53.600
But actually, Jill said that.

01:49:53.920 --> 01:49:56.479
Sam said that, but I don't hate the word.

01:49:56.640 --> 01:49:57.439
No, I don't hate it.

01:49:57.680 --> 01:49:58.159
Okay, yeah.

01:49:58.239 --> 01:49:58.479
There we go.

01:49:58.800 --> 01:49:59.359
Moist cake.

01:50:00.000 --> 01:50:00.399
Oh, yeah.

01:50:01.279 --> 01:50:01.920
All right, Kathy.

01:50:02.000 --> 01:50:02.479
You're still in.

01:50:02.640 --> 01:50:03.520
Love the moist cake.

01:50:03.600 --> 01:50:04.159
It's all good.

01:50:04.319 --> 01:50:04.960
It's all good.

01:50:05.760 --> 01:50:07.920
But once again, ladies, thank you so much for joining us.

01:50:08.000 --> 01:50:08.960
We appreciate it.

01:50:09.279 --> 01:50:12.800
Um just send out all of our information to everybody you know.

01:50:12.960 --> 01:50:14.239
Have them like and subscribe.

01:50:14.479 --> 01:50:16.159
Maybe we get some family members on.

01:50:16.319 --> 01:50:16.880
Who never knows?

01:50:16.960 --> 01:50:18.399
We'll love that.

01:50:19.199 --> 01:50:20.560
We'll dig out some little secrets.

01:50:20.800 --> 01:50:24.319
What can we ask how the dating was in the 1940s?

01:50:26.880 --> 01:50:32.479
We've had Ben Superfan's grandmother on or uh mother-in-law on with her vibrating panties.

01:50:32.640 --> 01:50:33.039
Yes.

01:50:33.279 --> 01:50:33.680
Ooh.

01:50:35.359 --> 01:50:35.600
Yeah.

01:50:37.439 --> 01:50:37.600
All right.

01:50:37.760 --> 01:50:38.479
That was a rough show.

01:50:38.640 --> 01:50:39.119
Thank you so much.

01:50:39.199 --> 01:50:39.680
We appreciate that.

01:50:39.840 --> 01:50:40.319
Thank you, guys.

01:50:40.640 --> 01:50:41.279
Talk to you soon.

01:50:42.319 --> 01:50:42.800
Bye.

01:50:43.039 --> 01:50:44.239
Good night, Kathy.

01:50:50.079 --> 01:50:52.399
I just want to save myself for the head.

01:50:57.600 --> 01:50:58.960
We're still live, yes?

01:50:59.199 --> 01:51:00.560
Yeah, we're still live.

01:51:00.880 --> 01:51:03.359
Well holy fucking shit.

01:51:03.600 --> 01:51:04.880
That was a great episode.

01:51:05.119 --> 01:51:06.399
Billy is so upset.

01:51:06.479 --> 01:51:08.720
And Billy, you gotta understand something, pal.

01:51:09.359 --> 01:51:11.680
We're trying to just get through the flow of the show.

01:51:12.560 --> 01:51:15.359
And you are a you are a filthy pig and we do love you.

01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:15.920
Yes.

01:51:16.720 --> 01:51:21.600
We don't need your fucking male fucking gay porn fucking clippets.

01:51:24.159 --> 01:51:25.600
You son of a bitch.

01:51:25.920 --> 01:51:26.880
Hi, Kathy.

01:51:32.720 --> 01:51:34.319
We went through the whole show.

01:51:34.640 --> 01:51:37.439
He said it like 47 times and it wasn't old.

01:51:37.600 --> 01:51:38.720
Not as any of those times.

01:51:39.039 --> 01:51:40.159
It was well over 47.

01:51:40.479 --> 01:51:41.840
Oh, we're gonna count it out.

01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:44.159
And I I can I can I can edit it.

01:51:44.319 --> 01:51:47.520
We should actually soundbite it just so we could just keep it going.

01:51:47.840 --> 01:51:48.079
All right.

01:51:48.239 --> 01:51:51.199
What's the over under on the amount you said?

01:51:51.359 --> 01:51:52.239
Hi, Kathy.

01:51:52.560 --> 01:51:53.680
Um 18.

01:51:54.000 --> 01:51:55.039
No way, dude.

01:51:55.279 --> 01:51:55.680
Over?

01:51:55.840 --> 01:51:57.039
I'm taking the over.

01:51:57.359 --> 01:51:59.760
No, it's under, but it's gotta be about 35.

01:52:00.000 --> 01:52:00.079
No.

01:52:00.399 --> 01:52:02.720
No, we're gonna edit it right now and find out.

01:52:03.359 --> 01:52:06.720
So, ladies and gentlemen, once again, thank you for joining us.

01:52:07.119 --> 01:52:11.119
We uh mentioned our we we didn't mention our new sponsor to hold on.

01:52:11.840 --> 01:52:12.880
Let's let's do it.

01:52:13.439 --> 01:52:14.000
All right.

01:52:15.199 --> 01:52:20.159
The TID show actually has our first real official sponsor.

01:52:20.960 --> 01:52:22.079
Do we get money after?

01:52:22.800 --> 01:52:26.079
Uh we they donate cases of beer to us initially.

01:52:26.399 --> 01:52:28.960
Uh so we gotta be whores first, is what you're saying.

01:52:29.199 --> 01:52:29.520
Yes.

01:52:29.680 --> 01:52:29.840
Okay.

01:52:30.960 --> 01:52:31.920
As long as we get free shit.

01:52:32.239 --> 01:52:32.800
I'm a whores.

01:52:33.039 --> 01:52:33.840
Yeah, free shit.

01:52:33.920 --> 01:52:34.880
Can we get a keg in here?

01:52:35.359 --> 01:52:36.079
We probably could.

01:52:36.319 --> 01:52:36.960
That'll be great.

01:52:38.239 --> 01:52:40.319
So who who would be the new sponsor, Maddie?

01:52:40.479 --> 01:52:50.720
So our new sponsor is the 52 Beverage Company, which is the prior uh Carmel Beverage at uh 323 Rue 52 in Carmel.

01:52:51.039 --> 01:52:53.199
Legendary stories out of that store.

01:52:53.439 --> 01:52:55.359
Legendary stories out of that store.

01:52:56.079 --> 01:52:59.199
But but there are new owners.

01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:04.079
It's up and running, it's it's fresh, it's clean.

01:53:04.399 --> 01:53:07.920
I mean, you have the variety of beers you can choose at this place.

01:53:08.880 --> 01:53:10.000
It's a place to go.

01:53:10.399 --> 01:53:11.760
Any type of beer you want to get.

01:53:12.319 --> 01:53:25.840
So if anybody's in Carmel and there's a party going on, you're going to your friend's house, you want to get yourself a nice IPA, a nice fucking summer wheat, a nice Budweiser, a nice Coors Light.

01:53:26.079 --> 01:53:28.159
Local brewery, Mike's hard lemonade.

01:53:28.560 --> 01:53:32.399
Local brewery send their stuff there, the Newburgh Brewery and whatnot.

01:53:32.800 --> 01:53:34.479
Did you just say Meister Brow?

01:53:36.000 --> 01:53:36.800
Oh my god.

01:53:36.880 --> 01:53:38.000
No Meister Brown.

01:53:38.239 --> 01:53:38.960
No, no.

01:53:39.199 --> 01:53:42.479
So and and the name of the what's the name now?

01:53:42.640 --> 01:53:45.199
The new name is 52 Beverage Company.

01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:47.279
So visit the 52 Beverage Company.

01:53:47.600 --> 01:53:48.159
Go see Jimmy.

01:53:48.560 --> 01:53:52.239
Route 52, right by the good old school Putnam concrete.

01:53:52.560 --> 01:53:56.079
Go uh go see Jimmy or Jimmy or Jess, they're there.

01:53:56.399 --> 01:53:58.399
Fu Chang is the Chinese place right next to it.

01:53:58.479 --> 01:53:58.960
Fu Cam.

01:53:59.119 --> 01:53:59.680
Fu Cam.

01:54:00.000 --> 01:54:00.800
Good Chinese food.

01:54:00.960 --> 01:54:01.439
Yes, I'm not.

01:54:01.600 --> 01:54:04.000
So if you want to grab a beer and get some good Chinese, bam.

01:54:04.239 --> 01:54:04.800
That's the place to go.

01:54:05.039 --> 01:54:06.479
Two birds, one stone.

01:54:07.359 --> 01:54:10.079
52 Beverage Company, Route 52 in Carmel.

01:54:10.239 --> 01:54:11.760
If you're in Carmel, there's a party.

01:54:11.920 --> 01:54:13.359
Go see Jim and Jess.

01:54:13.600 --> 01:54:14.159
Get there.

01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:14.960
Get there.

01:54:15.039 --> 01:54:17.439
Be square and get hammered as Kevin is right now.

01:54:17.760 --> 01:54:19.279
Kevin's pretty fucking hammered.

01:54:19.520 --> 01:54:21.520
It's such a fucking disaster.

01:54:22.479 --> 01:54:25.760
Because every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals.