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Chapters

00:00 - World War III Warnings

08:39 - Tesla Truck Bomber's Email Revealed

17:01 - Chinese Drone Threats on East Coast

27:49 - Apocalypse Survival Planning

48:41 - Cryptocurrency and Market Talk

01:07:45 - Football and Heisman Trophy Trivia

Transcript
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What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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See you next time, holy shit.

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We're here in New Orleans, oh boy, oh boy, we have a lot of breaking news Shit.

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Don't you loop on me like that.

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Breaking news Balls deep news At the BDN network.

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This just in, we received a hot email it's on fire, really hot email From the gentleman who was in the Tesla truck.

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Well, that was Vegas.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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The Tesla truck was in Vegas.

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He just woke up.

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Give him a day.

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Let me wake up.

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I've been asleep for 48 hours straight, ready for the news.

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So he just woke up.

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Give him a day.

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Yeah, let me, let me wake up, okay.

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I've been asleep for 48 hours straight, Ready for the news.

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Um yeah.

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Yeah, you've missed a lot.

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Here's the news we're all going to die.

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This is the news.

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Ladies and gentlemen, war war three is on the cusp.

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If you, have.

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Yes, yeah, If you have a weapon lock and load baby.

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World War III is on the cusp right now.

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I don't know if anybody out there is into Sean Ryan or whatnot.

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He had a gentleman on was it yesterday?

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Yesterday, yesterday, two days ago, I think?

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Sam Shoemate?

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Yep, that's his name.

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Really have no idea where he is in the Yesterday.

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Yesterday, all right, no, two days ago, I think Two days ago, sam Shoemate, sam Shoemate.

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Yep, that's his name.

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Really have no idea where he is in government, but he received a direct email from the gentleman in the Tesla truck.

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Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

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You know like there's a lot to be Proven about, but whatever there's, you know the time stamp on it, totally it appeared.

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It appeared to be credible Sequence of events Is you know he received this prior to the bombing.

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Obviously you know.

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So what we're gonna do To start off the show Is get your panties and get your boxers In an uproar and get you scared.

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Yeah, bottom line yeah, go out, get some bread and milk, yeah toilet paper totally lube fucking empty the shelves, people, you're gonna have to get lube before shells because just in case daddy shows up.

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Yeah, um and weird segue into that I mean.

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That's the way it's gonna work, bro all bro, all right.

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Come on, keep going.

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What you're going to see now is the supposed actual email from the bomber in the Tesla truck in front of Trump Tower in Vegas.

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All right, this put chills up my spine listening to what this guy had to say, so I'm going to share the screen.

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Nice and easy.

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And the guy does say himself he's yet to like.

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The screen nice and easy.

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And the guy does like, say himself like he's he's yet to like.

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Give us a name, give credibility to any of this, you know, um yeah.

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So take a listen and let's uh, let's bring this up for a fucking discussion.

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How about that?

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So this email came in on.

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This email came in 10 42 on december 31st at 10 42 am that is tuesday.

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Who is it he said?

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In case I do not make it to my decision point or onto the mexico border, I am sending this now.

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Please do not release this until 1 january and keep my identity private until then.

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First off, I'm not under duress or hostile influence or control.

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My first car was a 2006 black ford mustang v6.

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For verification I'm gonna pause that right there for a second because I mean anybody can have a, a v6, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you can't really verify it like that.

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No, of course not.

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Be like, hey, I got a mole on my butthole and it's gray.

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This guy has said this prior to this point in the interview.

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Not for nothing, just for context.

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He has addressed the fact that he can't this is credible.

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This is not 100% verified yet, right.

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But let's get into meat and potatoes Now.

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This is where it gets crazy Interesting.

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You may be like.

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What we have been seeing with drones.

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He puts that in quotes.

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He says drones is the operational use of Gravitic propulsion systems Powered aircraft by, most recently, china and the east coast, but throughout history, the US.

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Only we in China have this capability.

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Our OPSEN, that's Operation Center, our OPSEN location for this activity is in the box below.

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China has been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years, but this activity recently has picked up.

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As of now, it is just a show of force and they are using it similar to how they use the balloon for SIGINT and ISR, which are also part of the integrated comm system.

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There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time.

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The so what is?

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Because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft, they are the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed.

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They basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park it over the White House if they wanted.

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It's checkmate.

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Us government needs to give the history of this, how we are employing it and weaponizing it, how China is employing them and what the way forward is.

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China is poised to attack anywhere in the East Coast.

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I've been followed for over a week now from likely homeland or FBI and they are looking to move on me and are unlikely going to let me cross into Mexico, but won't, because they know I am armed and I have a massive V-Bid.

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Let me pause right there for a second.

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So he says a massive V-Bid.

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When I was talking to the FBI yesterday, they didn't know what a V-Bid was.

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I had to explain what that acronym meant.

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Literally you fucking serious, dead serious.

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I said admit.

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Literally you fucking dead serious.

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I said it twice and he goes you said that word v-bid.

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Can you tell me what that is for your audience?

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A v-bid?

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For your audience who has not been in the guap for the last 20 years?

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A v-bid is a vehicle, born, improvised explosive device in layman's terms, a car bomb, what we saw at trump tower.

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So, backing up, he says I am armed and have a massive v-bid.

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I've been trying to maintain a very visible profile and have kept my phone and they are definitely digitally tracking me.

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Here's where he gets into the other stuff and this is where we had to redact the names.

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Well, your producer redacted the names.

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I have knowledge of this program and also war crimes that were covered up during airstrikes in Nimruz province, afghanistan, in 2019 by the admin, dod, dea and CIA.

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I conducted targeting for these strikes.

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Of over 125 buildings, 65 were struck because of CivCast.

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That's civilian casualties that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day.

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Us FORA continued strikes after spotting civilians on initial ISR.

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It was supposed to take six minutes and scramble all aircraft and CENTCOM.

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The UN basically called these war crimes but the administration made them disappear.

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I was part of that cover-up with US FORA and Agent Redacted of the DEA, so I don't know if my abduction attempt is related to either.

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I worked with redacted IO staff on this as well as the response to Bala Murghab, redacted commander at the time.

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Redacted can validate this.

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You need to elevate this to the media so we avoid a world war because this is a mutually assured destruction situation.

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Then he says for vetting my LinkedIn, is Matt Bergg or matthew livelsberger.

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An active duty 18 zulu out of 110.

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That's first battalion 10 special forces group.

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My profile is public.

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I have an active tssci with uap usap access.

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What is usap do you?

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that's a lot to fucking digest, right?

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so Feel free to rewind that and listen again.

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I don't think you have to, because we can just say what Okay, so the drones you've been seeing on the East Coast is China.

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Well, that's what this guy says.

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That's what this guy says.

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Allegedly.

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Allegedly.

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And we're also involved in the drones, but China is far ahead of us based upon their technology and whatnot.

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Well, I don't know if he said that or not.

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He said us and them are the only two that we have.

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Yeah, it seems like we're spearheading this whole fucking thing.

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Well, I think we've been spearheading it since Roswell, but hey.

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And the whole here we go.

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Yes, here we go.

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The whole comment with checkmate Alright.

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So now you can have these SUV Size drones over the White House, verbatim with his words, with any fucking payload, any ordinance, and that's checkmate.

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No, I mean Any ordinance, you know, like EMP, that's all you need.

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No, emp, just that's all you need.

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Sure.

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No, emp just knocks out the electronics.

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It's the fucking ordinance that's in there.

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No, understood, but EMP knocks out your electronics.

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Independence Day baby.

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This fucking country's in the dark ages if we lose our electronics.

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No shit, Sherlock.

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That's the first strike.

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That's what's happening first.

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So they're going to take out all the electronics.

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Mayhem's going to ensue after 30 days, like they say.

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It's not going to even take 30 days.

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This fucking utmost panic is going to happen immediately.

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It'll take a month.

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There'll be an initial wave of panic.

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These asshole fucking liberals are going to lose their shit in 15 minutes.

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Be running around.

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I'm not worried about the liberals, I'm worried about myself.

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Fuck the liberals, dude.

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I'm kicking them in the butt.

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I'm just saying that's the nonsense that's going to happen first.

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Pushing them to the front of the line.

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You guys get up there, run out there Go.

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We got your back.

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I'll see you later.

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Fuck that.

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But my worry is the brink of World War 3 and how easy it is for another country to get technologies pushing a button into the United States, no problem.

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50 fucking miles off the coast of the East Coast and you get hundreds and hundreds of drones From China.

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China, yeah, I mean.

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I mean you got to get a hold of Jizz Paws and tell him he's got to fucking knock this shit out.

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I'll get my jizz on it.

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I'm going to make that button crusty.

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You can't press it, that's it take out the cameras.

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Jizzpaw takes out the buttons with his jizz.

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That's crazy.

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Think about it.

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Fart.

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It's just man, the brink like.

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I think we're at the brink right now we're on the edge.

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Well, I mean like, uh, I just, I just sent you a thing I don't know if your phone's hooked up to the board and shit but um, it's trump's response to this.

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Well, no, not to this, but like about the drones yeah, okay, he knew.

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He says I don't know if you've seen any of this.

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He says the government.

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He says the government knows.

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Yeah, dude, a lot's happened in the past, like three, four days, man.

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No, this is when the first time when the drones came out Like where have you guys been?

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man, that's how old I've been drinking a lot, dude.

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I even lost a day of life and I'm ahead of you guys.

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Yeah, but this one's old.

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This is like the day after the drones.

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Well, yeah, yeah, but it's still, you know Can you comment on the drones that that are flying around New Jersey ports.

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It seems like the American people have a big disc.

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The government knows what is happening.

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Look, our military knows where they took off from.

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If it's a garage, they can go right into that garage.

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They know where it came from and where it went and for some reason they don't want to comment and I think they'd be better off saying what it is.

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Our military knows and our president knows, and for some reason they want to keep people in suspense.

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I can't imagine it's the enemy, because it was the enemy that blasted out.

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Even if they were late, they'd blasted.

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Something strange is going on.

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For some reason they don't want to tell the people, and they should, because the people are really, I mean, they happen to be over Bedminster what's Bedminster?

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a town Pennsylvania so what's what's big about Bedminster?

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is there a base?

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there.

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I honestly don't know.

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The only Bedminster I could think of would be like fucking England.

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That's what I'm thinking of.

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Right, pennsylvania, is it Pennsylvania?

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yes, all right, so what's that have to do with?

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I don't know.

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We're still playing, huh always it's always something going on, there we go keep pushing buttons.

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It's cool, what the fuck oh it's on D, well it's a Jesus.

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It wouldn't stay.

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It was a good Bedminster theme song too.

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Yeah, like if we're playing golf or something Right Over Scotland, like a flyover Um.

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So my thing is this how, how real is this?

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How Are we really At the brink of?

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If Trump becomes president, there's going to be like instant world war three.

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Well, so, number one, he did.

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And should we're going to find out tomorrow, aren't we Um, tomorrow's the sixth, Tomorrow's the sixth.

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So what?

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What's what happens tomorrow?

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Is it wasn't it the 20th?

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Tomorrow's the 6th?

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So what happens tomorrow?

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though Isn't it the 20th?

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Is it the 20th?

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The 20th is the inauguration.

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Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Well, what's January 6th then?

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That was the anniversary of the insurrection that he didn't do four years ago.

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What's tomorrow?

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Let me check my calendar.

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Is it National Boxing Day?

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It?

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might be.

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Tomorrow has nothing scheduled.

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What's up Sween?

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So okay If I go to R-20.

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So time out, so time out.

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So what's the?

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Why did the 6th happen?

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I don't know what are you talking about.

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The 6th was the day of the transfer of power, right.

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Is tomorrow.

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Trump flew away.

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I thought Right, I thought that was the 20th.

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You know why would they change?

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the date.

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So it's a transfer of power two weeks prior to the inauguration.

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I'm just saying.

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That is not in my iPhone calendar.

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It just seems like I don't know, seems like something should be like.

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If any of our listeners out there are smarter than us, please shoot a message over.

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But you see, what I mean, though, right.

00:15:31.086 --> 00:15:35.546
If it's a four-year cycle of presidents, why would the date change?

00:15:35.660 --> 00:15:40.399
I understand what you're saying, but I don't understand why they would do the change of power prior to the inauguration.

00:15:40.460 --> 00:15:42.284
I thought the 20th is always the inauguration.

00:15:42.284 --> 00:15:43.808
I thought the 20th is always the inauguration.

00:15:43.869 --> 00:15:44.671
Inauguration.

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Inauguration.

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I don't know what was the 6th then?

00:15:46.402 --> 00:15:47.768
The 6th has nothing.

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That was the day that people stormed the Capitol, or we're letting the Capitol, or is it always two weeks prior to inauguration?

00:15:57.188 --> 00:15:58.647
I don't know, man, I don't have the answer to that.

00:15:58.647 --> 00:15:59.192
I don't know.

00:15:59.293 --> 00:16:01.282
Alright, so I'm gonna check 2024.

00:16:01.342 --> 00:16:04.427
real quick Is anybody out there now?

00:16:04.688 --> 00:16:06.331
January 6th.

00:16:06.331 --> 00:16:11.691
There's nothing scheduled January 20th.

00:16:12.100 --> 00:16:13.947
Pat, by the way, is checking his personal calendar.

00:16:15.345 --> 00:16:16.589
No, it doesn't have inauguration.

00:16:16.589 --> 00:16:18.109
Oh no, because it was in 2020.

00:16:18.299 --> 00:16:24.201
Nothing scheduled tomorrow, but I got to go see the Thundersons about their garage floor on Tuesday at 8.

00:16:24.201 --> 00:16:25.023
Yeah, 2020.

00:16:25.384 --> 00:16:26.485
Sorry, in 2020.

00:16:26.485 --> 00:16:27.749
And now?

00:16:28.831 --> 00:16:29.091
Nothing.

00:16:29.091 --> 00:16:32.479
I think like the I don't know.

00:16:32.479 --> 00:16:37.053
I feel like the 6th may be some sort of like oh no, it's 2021.

00:16:37.053 --> 00:16:39.522
Legal Four years, it's something date.

00:16:39.522 --> 00:16:44.745
And like the 20th is like, maybe like the day they walked down the fucking road, you know.

00:16:44.846 --> 00:16:45.226
I don't know.

00:16:45.226 --> 00:16:46.467
I don't have an answer for you.

00:16:46.869 --> 00:16:55.876
Or maybe like there was some significant thing with the election on January 6th, you know, I again I don't have an answer for you, maybe there was finally a ruling.

00:16:59.779 --> 00:17:02.673
Maybe that I drink a lot of alcohol and I don't pay attention to the mainstream media.

00:17:02.673 --> 00:17:05.887
January 20, 2021, inauguration day January 6th nothing.

00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:11.626
Oh, okay, so maybe it was some sort of legal court day or something like judgment record something I don't know.

00:17:11.819 --> 00:17:14.148
I think he was just holding some sort of rally or something.

00:17:14.942 --> 00:17:17.625
So I can feel good about going to work tomorrow, except for the drones.

00:17:18.931 --> 00:17:23.324
Yeah, I mean now I'm just shoot the drones, is all I'm saying.

00:17:23.324 --> 00:17:24.227
Just shoot the drones.

00:17:24.689 --> 00:17:24.828
It's.

00:17:24.828 --> 00:17:30.172
I was prepared to take the day off and just like plop my eyes in front of the TV and you know.

00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:35.451
What would be the top three scenarios to happen with the drones?

00:17:35.451 --> 00:17:36.613
What's number one?

00:17:36.613 --> 00:17:37.644
What's number one on the list?

00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:44.730
Well, I think the first thing that's going to happen is I honestly believe they're going to attack our power grid, whether it's by EMP or otherwise.

00:17:44.811 --> 00:17:46.134
Right, some sort of action.

00:17:46.134 --> 00:17:50.006
Yes, not just them being there, they're going to have to do some kind of action.

00:17:50.026 --> 00:17:54.306
Yes, yeah, this is straight up Red Dawn remake.

00:17:56.450 --> 00:17:58.433
Kind of yeah, sort of.

00:17:58.433 --> 00:18:03.705
But advanced now if you think Well, yeah, but they're going to send the drones because there's too, many.

00:18:03.726 --> 00:18:03.987
That's what.

00:18:04.027 --> 00:18:07.140
I'm saying Too many people with guns now that's what worries me the most.

00:18:07.180 --> 00:18:09.890
They ain't parachuting in, they're just flying around.

00:18:10.059 --> 00:18:18.489
Bro, you're going to have to live like a fucking Yeti, so they don't see your heat signature with the drones.

00:18:18.489 --> 00:18:20.387
Cover ourselves with mud like a predator.

00:18:20.660 --> 00:18:21.642
It's fucking January.

00:18:21.642 --> 00:18:22.423
Man, It's's cold.

00:18:22.423 --> 00:18:27.171
I don't want to cover myself with mud fuck bro, like that's fucking crazy if you think about it.

00:18:27.171 --> 00:18:33.009
I get tunnel on the ground man there's gonna be a lot of people in the basement bunkers.

00:18:33.069 --> 00:18:34.481
I'm gonna be like my arm hurts.

00:18:35.585 --> 00:18:39.296
I can't dig you're gonna get left behind.

00:18:39.296 --> 00:18:40.218
Dig that hole.

00:18:40.259 --> 00:18:46.034
Liberal just saying you better you look in hole, you're gonna have to carry all the bug out bags while everyone else is on point fucking liberal.

00:18:46.074 --> 00:18:46.718
You dig that hole.

00:18:46.718 --> 00:18:52.303
You better heal up because, like the lame, are the first to get left behind I'm not gonna leave that motherfucking shit.

00:18:52.323 --> 00:18:53.727
Right now I'll start shooting people.

00:18:53.727 --> 00:18:54.970
I'll show you how crazy I am.

00:18:54.970 --> 00:18:57.321
Like I'm ready all right.

00:18:57.342 --> 00:18:58.183
So do you guys?

00:18:58.183 --> 00:19:01.348
Do you guys have like a survival pack or a bug out bag?

00:19:01.388 --> 00:19:07.182
you got something ready to go what we, what we should do is actually I got two flashlights, bro, that's it.

00:19:07.443 --> 00:19:09.291
Oh, I got a generator Any extra?

00:19:09.291 --> 00:19:11.023
Well, yeah, you're not carrying a generator with you.

00:19:11.023 --> 00:19:15.044
Well, I ain't leaving, you might have to.

00:19:15.044 --> 00:19:18.106
Well, I mean, I mean, that's why they called it a bug out bag.

00:19:18.579 --> 00:19:24.489
I guess you know I wish I had some firearms, though I'll share.

00:19:27.779 --> 00:19:29.323
Okay, so what are you doing for the apocalypse?

00:19:29.323 --> 00:19:30.806
What's that?

00:19:30.806 --> 00:19:31.207
What's your name?

00:19:31.207 --> 00:19:31.647
My?

00:19:31.647 --> 00:19:35.054
Name is Jeff, oh, you're dead, you're dead.

00:19:35.660 --> 00:19:36.945
Jeff is not going to make it.

00:19:37.019 --> 00:19:38.843
Jeff ain't making it in fucking three days, dude.

00:19:38.843 --> 00:19:41.446
No, no way, no, I think.

00:19:41.446 --> 00:19:47.035
Okay, I would love to get A real fucking badass bug out bag, just in case.

00:19:47.684 --> 00:19:48.996
So what's in your bug out bag?

00:19:49.057 --> 00:19:54.792
Everything, I actually have a legitimate bug out bag.

00:19:54.792 --> 00:19:55.939
I know I've seen it.

00:19:56.642 --> 00:19:58.449
I'm going to need those Sour Patch Kids.

00:19:58.449 --> 00:20:00.808
We're going to need a bag of those.

00:20:00.980 --> 00:20:06.548
I got MREs, I got a couple survival books that tell you how to build shelter and filter water and shit.

00:20:06.548 --> 00:20:13.730
Hatchets, some knives, hatchets, you know some Firestar a lot of Firestar.

00:20:14.280 --> 00:20:16.227
You're going to have to go back to square one, bro.

00:20:16.488 --> 00:20:17.211
Yeah, yeah.

00:20:18.042 --> 00:20:18.324
I mean.

00:20:18.364 --> 00:20:25.486
I think I don't think it's going to be like immediate, like you'll have like a die off of it, like you'll have like a die off of poppy, you're going to have those motherfuckers who like it's.

00:20:26.104 --> 00:20:28.561
I'm sure we can figure out how to take care of ourselves in the.

00:20:28.561 --> 00:20:32.166
You know, just from watching movies, our whole lives.

00:20:32.166 --> 00:20:36.722
Give me some of those pine tree fucking arms over there or branches.

00:20:37.125 --> 00:20:38.482
Bam, we'll figure this out, roof.

00:20:38.482 --> 00:20:45.108
What's the problem is going to be is going to be that our kids are going to be like hey to be that our kids are going to be like hey, dad, we got any of that bottled water laying around.

00:20:45.108 --> 00:20:46.594
I sure am thirsty, go shit.

00:20:46.980 --> 00:20:48.365
Can you go shit on the roof real quick?

00:20:48.365 --> 00:20:48.867
There's a leak.

00:20:48.867 --> 00:20:51.805
That's what you don't up there.

00:20:51.859 --> 00:20:56.332
Well, son, water ration was a half hour ago when you were sleeping, so you'll have to wait till later.

00:20:56.332 --> 00:20:57.781
So I drank your half.

00:21:00.486 --> 00:21:00.986
I mean what else?

00:21:00.986 --> 00:21:03.509
I mean, fuck man, you're not going to be sleeping during that shit.

00:21:03.509 --> 00:21:05.172
No, never.

00:21:05.172 --> 00:21:09.060
Like, oh my God, it's going to be awful.

00:21:09.060 --> 00:21:13.710
I'll die from psychosis before I die from somebody else killing me From staying up.

00:21:13.710 --> 00:21:22.906
Just from staying up Because you're going to have that Like, you don't want to go to sleep because you don't want to be that person who gets fucking killed in their sleep.

00:21:22.906 --> 00:21:26.353
And the next thing you know you're like oh, we got to go on shifts.

00:21:29.528 --> 00:21:29.930
Fuck that.

00:21:29.930 --> 00:21:37.445
So is it killed in your sleep by China, or is it like the fucking Venezuelan gangs, because they just kind of like disappeared?

00:21:37.445 --> 00:21:39.865
From the news cycle right, Like they're just gone.

00:21:39.865 --> 00:21:41.285
They went back to Venezuela.

00:21:41.285 --> 00:21:47.145
I heard they're done taking over cities and hotels, apparently, or apartment complex.

00:21:47.246 --> 00:21:47.807
Not for nothing.

00:21:47.807 --> 00:21:54.787
If World War III starts, I think their supply of meth addicts and drug addicts coming to purchase things are going to dry up a little bit.

00:21:58.751 --> 00:21:59.515
No, they're not.

00:21:59.960 --> 00:22:01.385
Drugs sell themselves.

00:22:01.385 --> 00:22:01.707
Yeah, man.

00:22:03.500 --> 00:22:07.751
I'm going to keep those motherfuckers up 48 hours straight snorting that meth.

00:22:07.751 --> 00:22:10.249
I'm going to be literally a rain from the skies.

00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:11.564
Well, by the third day.

00:22:11.564 --> 00:22:12.205
You're keeping watch.

00:22:12.205 --> 00:22:15.768
You're going to be looking for somebody to send over some of that Bolivian snowflake.

00:22:15.768 --> 00:22:16.369
Yeah, that's right.

00:22:16.400 --> 00:22:18.428
The only one who survives is the meth addict.

00:22:18.428 --> 00:22:19.432
That's right.

00:22:19.432 --> 00:22:21.586
Ain't that a fucking hoot?

00:22:25.380 --> 00:22:26.192
I haven't eaten or slept in 15 days.

00:22:26.211 --> 00:22:26.740
You kind of look like it.

00:22:26.740 --> 00:22:29.307
Your life has been sucked out of you.

00:22:29.307 --> 00:22:31.665
I mean I might as well get into meth if that happens.

00:22:31.665 --> 00:22:33.932
Shit.

00:22:34.660 --> 00:22:42.953
I bet Kevin will be great for like seven, eight days and he's going to be outside hanging himself in a tree Wow, Ouch.

00:22:50.740 --> 00:22:51.361
Okay, are we getting a call in?

00:22:51.361 --> 00:22:51.742
No, it's my nephew.

00:22:51.742 --> 00:22:52.825
I'm gonna have my nephew on in the next couple weeks.

00:22:52.825 --> 00:22:55.672
Um, he's got like all these crazy connections with all these these weed companies.

00:22:55.672 --> 00:23:02.915
Oh nice we getting like a sampler oh, you're gonna see, dude, you're gonna see the shit he has.

00:23:02.915 --> 00:23:04.585
It's fucking stupid.

00:23:04.585 --> 00:23:06.029
Here we go, why not?

00:23:06.421 --> 00:23:07.538
You take advantage of this shit.

00:23:07.538 --> 00:23:09.866
I would love a Monte Cristo sample bag or gift bag.

00:23:12.259 --> 00:23:15.470
Can we get his guy to make us a go bag of that stuff?

00:23:21.652 --> 00:23:22.233
That's all weed.

00:23:26.896 --> 00:23:28.923
Way to make the left turn to Albuquerque, by the way.

00:23:29.143 --> 00:23:29.664
No, I'm just saying.

00:23:30.247 --> 00:23:31.291
You just stop talking and.

00:23:31.906 --> 00:23:32.450
What is that?

00:23:32.450 --> 00:23:38.711
Like a Fucking Conference or, like you know, like a trade show.

00:23:38.845 --> 00:23:39.026
Like.

00:23:39.026 --> 00:23:39.849
What the fuck is that?

00:23:39.849 --> 00:23:40.511
I like a show.

00:23:40.511 --> 00:23:47.153
So, speaking of show, are we gonna go to this podcast Conference in Florida?

00:23:47.374 --> 00:23:47.815
Yeah, I'm not.

00:23:47.815 --> 00:23:49.335
No, I'm not.

00:23:49.617 --> 00:23:50.404
Okay, all right.

00:23:50.404 --> 00:23:51.858
Yeah that's a tough one.

00:23:51.858 --> 00:23:54.290
All right, that is a tough one there.

00:23:54.290 --> 00:23:57.613
Buddy, I'm going to send that copy.

00:23:57.613 --> 00:23:58.154
Let's go there.

00:23:58.154 --> 00:24:00.429
That's a rough one to deal with.

00:24:00.429 --> 00:24:02.231
It's a hobby, it's a hobby.

00:24:02.231 --> 00:24:03.193
Yeah, I mean it to deal with.

00:24:03.193 --> 00:24:03.513
It's a hobby.

00:24:03.513 --> 00:24:04.115
It's a hobby.

00:24:04.115 --> 00:24:06.660
I did work, I got accepted in there for free.

00:24:07.786 --> 00:24:11.712
Great, terrific, even when I said we can't handle.

00:24:11.712 --> 00:24:13.490
And now you're just going to piss in their mouths.

00:24:13.692 --> 00:24:18.654
Yeah, okay, it's good, it's a hobby, what the fuck.

00:24:22.726 --> 00:24:33.529
Oh, there in another one dead air, sorry, alright we're good.

00:24:33.549 --> 00:24:34.673
Alright, we back.

00:24:34.953 --> 00:24:39.337
Yeah, we're back so I honestly think um war, war.

00:24:39.377 --> 00:24:45.872
War 3 is gonna be inevitable what's it gonna look like, though you know, is it gonna be like that?

00:24:47.748 --> 00:24:51.257
I really don't like the fact that they're fucking zeroed in on the East Coast like that.

00:24:51.396 --> 00:24:53.352
Right, like they had to say, east Coast.

00:24:53.765 --> 00:24:56.273
Like fuck man, go get those fuckers in Montana again.

00:24:56.365 --> 00:25:01.976
Like no, no, you can't take out Cali first To be honest with you they probably already have Cali.

00:25:01.993 --> 00:25:03.876
We just don't know it yet, To be honest with you they probably already have Cali, we just don't know it yet.

00:25:04.685 --> 00:25:07.670
There's like a handful of good people in Cali and I hope they get out soon.

00:25:07.670 --> 00:25:14.664
I don't know, I'm sure there's a few, not in Pelosi's district.

00:25:14.664 --> 00:25:17.327
I don't reckon there is Derek's out there.

00:25:17.327 --> 00:25:21.932
I'd hate to have him be nuked.

00:25:22.792 --> 00:25:23.155
I don't know.

00:25:23.155 --> 00:25:25.451
Let's ask him who we voted for first, and then we'll decide yeah.

00:25:29.405 --> 00:25:31.773
I mean, even so, I don't want to get nuked.

00:25:31.993 --> 00:25:32.275
You know what?

00:25:32.275 --> 00:25:34.268
You're a fucking nice guy From now on.

00:25:34.268 --> 00:25:35.131
You're a nice guy Kev.

00:25:35.311 --> 00:25:37.111
Yeah, does he have your fantasy winnings?

00:25:40.027 --> 00:25:43.371
Oh shit, unmentionable, Unmentionable, unmentionable, unmentionable.

00:25:43.612 --> 00:25:43.872
Unmentionable.

00:25:43.872 --> 00:25:46.255
Wow, that was a weird pull, I know.

00:25:46.776 --> 00:25:47.317
Unmentionable.

00:25:47.317 --> 00:25:48.198
It popped in my head.

00:25:48.198 --> 00:25:52.369
I'm like wait a minute, I know something Unmentionable.

00:25:52.369 --> 00:26:00.141
So we're all going to die in World War III and Kevin needs to work on his bug out bag.

00:26:00.141 --> 00:26:01.065
How it's going to look, I don't know.

00:26:04.984 --> 00:26:05.307
I really don't.

00:26:05.307 --> 00:26:08.422
Kevin's bug out bag is going to have six tampons, tortillas, something to make food with and one flashlight with no batteries.

00:26:08.461 --> 00:26:10.089
But you know what I'll make that shit work, man.

00:26:11.566 --> 00:26:13.353
At least for a night, you know.

00:26:14.865 --> 00:26:16.028
I'm like Kevin, I got a bad cut.

00:26:16.028 --> 00:26:16.810
Can you do that tampon?

00:26:16.810 --> 00:26:18.256
What's up, cole?

00:26:18.256 --> 00:26:23.096
Yeah, that'll be our bandages and shit.

00:26:23.297 --> 00:26:25.050
You know what I can see it now?

00:26:25.050 --> 00:26:31.932
Thunderson's daughter is going to eat all the tortillas immediately and Kevin's going to lose his mind.

00:26:31.932 --> 00:26:33.809
What the fuck are you?

00:26:33.849 --> 00:26:34.271
doing.

00:26:34.271 --> 00:26:36.731
She's the first one sacrificed.

00:26:38.849 --> 00:26:39.512
No, she's not.

00:26:41.406 --> 00:26:42.853
Not even close to the first one.

00:26:43.747 --> 00:26:47.505
It looks like he's sacrificing the silent assassin.

00:26:48.288 --> 00:26:53.250
Although the funny part about it is she's probably in the best shape and can run the fastest, so she's going to make it.

00:26:53.250 --> 00:26:55.553
Everyone else is very Like Lil.

00:26:57.374 --> 00:26:59.021
Oh, I'll totally turn an ankle running.

00:26:59.102 --> 00:27:01.829
I was just going to say it all depends on how long Lobster's ankles last.

00:27:02.145 --> 00:27:06.211
You know like I'm totally getting injured If there's like a fleeing moment.

00:27:06.633 --> 00:27:09.611
Oh no, you're stepping on a dog toy.

00:27:10.212 --> 00:27:12.913
Oh, that's his demise, his demise.

00:27:12.913 --> 00:27:16.530
He trips over a dead gunner, just to add insult to injury.

00:27:17.205 --> 00:27:20.013
One of them like plastic bones that have like sharp edges.

00:27:20.214 --> 00:27:23.071
No, you slip my foot's cut and my ankle's turned.

00:27:23.071 --> 00:27:24.990
Fuck, you slip over a dead gunner.

00:27:24.990 --> 00:27:25.993
That's what you do.

00:27:25.993 --> 00:27:28.834
Gunner's already dead because they're like kill the meth dog.

00:27:28.834 --> 00:27:32.387
Why are we killing off my batsman?

00:27:32.387 --> 00:27:34.734
He's the first one that needs to be killed off.

00:27:34.855 --> 00:27:35.376
He's probably good.

00:27:35.376 --> 00:27:39.451
She's going to eat the most Scout's probably going to be good eating.

00:27:41.746 --> 00:27:43.573
She's big enough to eat if need be.

00:27:45.704 --> 00:27:46.671
Yeah, poor girl, she's big enough to eat, if need be.

00:27:46.671 --> 00:27:50.251
Yeah yeah, poor girl, that retarded dog.

00:27:50.251 --> 00:27:54.450
She's the dumbest, dumbest of dogs.

00:27:55.930 --> 00:27:56.211
Alright.

00:27:56.250 --> 00:27:57.335
I see that we're all gonna die.

00:27:57.335 --> 00:27:58.269
That's the way I see it.

00:27:59.126 --> 00:28:00.490
Alright, it's solid.

00:28:00.490 --> 00:28:02.578
We gonna end the show on that, or do you wanna keep going?

00:28:02.578 --> 00:28:02.983
It's the only way.

00:28:05.048 --> 00:28:06.392
I mean, what is your like, what is your?

00:28:07.894 --> 00:28:11.623
feelings, yeah, um well, I mean number one.

00:28:11.623 --> 00:28:18.819
Like we, we gotta address that like we don't know if this is, it's all you know.

00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:31.028
Like conjecture understood, you know as of late, it's not fact by any means I know, know, but as of late, shouldn't we be saying shit like because all the conspiracy theories, most of them, have come true To the point?

00:28:31.048 --> 00:28:34.451
of where you're like, but is this really a conspiracy theory?

00:28:34.451 --> 00:28:37.170
I really wouldn't put this in that category.

00:28:37.170 --> 00:28:37.652
Why not?

00:28:39.885 --> 00:28:43.230
Because too many people are like questioning shit.

00:28:43.230 --> 00:28:46.133
Is that why it's not a conspiracy theory?

00:28:46.133 --> 00:28:53.557
I mean, it's not like drones, like too many people are like what the fuck?

00:28:54.386 --> 00:28:55.330
It's not really a theory.

00:28:55.330 --> 00:28:56.809
Drones are there right?

00:28:57.625 --> 00:28:59.970
Well, sure they're there, but the reason why is?

00:28:59.990 --> 00:29:00.230
fuckers.

00:29:00.230 --> 00:29:07.234
Fucker blew himself up in a fucking truck, right, right, like they got to do some fucking checking to see if this email fucking got there.

00:29:07.234 --> 00:29:11.626
It's not really a far-fetched trying to put the dots together, it's.

00:29:11.626 --> 00:29:12.770
We just need to verify this.

00:29:13.011 --> 00:29:13.153
Yeah.

00:29:14.204 --> 00:29:19.597
That's why I don't feel it's a conspiracy theory per se, Right.

00:29:21.086 --> 00:29:22.271
I don't think we need to verify it.

00:29:27.048 --> 00:29:27.229
Yeah.

00:29:27.229 --> 00:29:28.834
So let me pose a question to all of us here.

00:29:28.834 --> 00:29:36.433
Like if you were to come in, like if you were to come into a firearm, would you just start shooting at orientals?

00:29:39.954 --> 00:29:42.313
no, okay, no, I would be.

00:29:42.313 --> 00:29:43.834
I would be discriminant.

00:29:44.076 --> 00:29:45.008
I just want, isn't that?

00:29:45.008 --> 00:29:45.854
No, okay, no, I would be discriminant.

00:29:45.854 --> 00:29:46.416
I just want, isn't that?

00:29:46.416 --> 00:30:06.938
I mean, I mean knowing his past, I mean I'm just saying that's a good one Matty.

00:30:07.558 --> 00:30:12.075
Please say a couple of Hail Marys just pray for yourself.

00:30:12.445 --> 00:30:15.813
Hail Mary, full of grace the Lord is not with thee.

00:30:15.813 --> 00:30:21.134
Here he goes again on Jesus play some, play some music.

00:30:22.670 --> 00:30:27.990
I like, I for some, whatever reason, I do like some, some faithful, you know Just call it Christian rock.

00:30:27.990 --> 00:30:29.487
It is what it is.

00:30:30.509 --> 00:30:30.990
It was good.

00:30:31.130 --> 00:30:31.951
Are you a churchgoer?

00:30:32.553 --> 00:30:33.894
No, are you going to start going again?

00:30:33.894 --> 00:30:35.557
Nope, are you sure?

00:30:35.557 --> 00:30:39.403
Yeah, I mean the way you were singing the last verse of the song.

00:30:39.744 --> 00:30:42.212
We were born to love.

00:30:42.212 --> 00:30:44.326
Yeah, no, I'm not going to church.

00:30:44.326 --> 00:30:46.932
Okay, where's the churches that sing, though?

00:30:47.634 --> 00:30:49.117
Where are those Down south.

00:30:50.846 --> 00:30:52.550
Oh yeah, Maybe I should move.

00:30:52.872 --> 00:30:55.798
No, I'm sure you can find a no.

00:30:55.798 --> 00:30:56.097
What is?

00:30:56.097 --> 00:30:58.113
I think they all do it now, man.

00:30:58.404 --> 00:30:59.250
No, it's the.

00:30:59.384 --> 00:31:00.951
Dude, I remember going into town.

00:31:00.951 --> 00:31:19.230
I can't think of the 52 right, right after the Catholic Church in New Fairfield the last time I was there God knows how long ago, god does know they had like a band almost for Christ's sake, a Christian rock band like almost man.

00:31:19.250 --> 00:31:23.483
There was a drummer, please don't take the Lord's name in vain.

00:31:23.483 --> 00:31:23.949
I'm not taking.

00:31:23.969 --> 00:31:24.980
I'm not taking the lord's name in vain.

00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:31.825
I'm not taking the lord's name in vain really should not take my name in vain if you're going to do that correctly.

00:31:33.590 --> 00:31:34.314
I just wanted to be.

00:31:34.766 --> 00:31:37.531
I didn't want to leave anybody out the last time I had to be in a church.

00:31:37.531 --> 00:31:47.017
Yeah, like kids come for me it's been a minute, since I've been to one, but you know they were fucking singing.

00:31:49.268 --> 00:31:50.109
They had equipment.

00:31:50.672 --> 00:31:51.895
I don't recall any singing at.

00:31:52.547 --> 00:31:53.431
Matthew and Lee's.

00:31:53.431 --> 00:31:54.576
What's the first one?

00:31:54.576 --> 00:31:55.398
Is it a confirmation?

00:31:55.398 --> 00:31:58.130
Communion's first, well, baptism really.

00:31:58.130 --> 00:32:03.251
Oh well, matthew was baptized, leo was communion, yeah.

00:32:03.893 --> 00:32:09.451
No, but like, not at the communions, but like to go to like get communion.

00:32:09.451 --> 00:32:14.426
Like you have to end up going to church and get your little fucking attendance card signed by the fucking.

00:32:14.426 --> 00:32:20.372
That's not true, I didn't go once, I'm just saying what I had to do.

00:32:20.372 --> 00:32:29.571
Like she had to go to church and like bring this little card and like get it signed by some church person but we'd be the priest or whatever.

00:32:30.914 --> 00:32:32.491
I still get the monthly donation envelopes.

00:32:32.491 --> 00:32:36.154
I throw them right in the garbage, oh yeah dude Fucking, start my solo stove with those things.

00:32:41.968 --> 00:32:42.611
They can fuck off.

00:32:42.984 --> 00:32:48.785
I mean, we didn't even bother to send Matthew to fucking Class to get Go to a communion.

00:32:48.785 --> 00:32:51.914
He just walks in the door and the fucking holy water starts to bubble.

00:32:51.914 --> 00:32:54.920
I mean, look who his father is.

00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:55.924
That's what I'm saying.

00:32:56.025 --> 00:33:00.013
He'd chip off the old block, like when you go into church, do you just feel out of place?

00:33:00.286 --> 00:33:01.913
I do actually I really do.

00:33:01.913 --> 00:33:03.893
Don't even get me started on the church, man.

00:33:03.893 --> 00:33:05.930
It's gonna take a bad turn.

00:33:05.950 --> 00:33:06.290
I'm going to.

00:33:06.290 --> 00:33:07.453
I'm going to tell you the truth.

00:33:07.453 --> 00:33:08.557
I actually I went to.

00:33:08.557 --> 00:33:23.071
I went to a Sunday service one time when I was in Atlanta, in Georgia, and I I actually enjoyed, I actually enjoyed the service and I did a couple of uh, I did a couple of virtual things.

00:33:23.071 --> 00:33:44.156
For I did a couple of virtual things for a minute, virtual what I would log on on Sundays and watch the sermon, what yeah, I mean this is a while ago and I tried it out and I realized it really just wasn't for me.

00:33:44.156 --> 00:33:45.763
I was asking questions and nobody else had the balls to ask.

00:33:45.763 --> 00:33:49.031
Thank God it was virtual and there was no talking through it.

00:33:49.031 --> 00:33:53.076
We got a lot of trouble for that one.

00:33:54.347 --> 00:33:56.694
Can I talk to all the altar boys please?

00:33:56.694 --> 00:33:59.730
Wasn't really going that route.

00:33:59.730 --> 00:34:02.190
I did, kevin.

00:34:02.190 --> 00:34:02.893
Were you an altar boy?

00:34:03.073 --> 00:34:03.595
I was not.

00:34:05.690 --> 00:34:07.074
Were you scorned by a priest?

00:34:07.955 --> 00:34:09.559
No, I did All right.

00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:10.521
Kevin, were you an altar boy?

00:34:10.521 --> 00:34:10.782
I was not.

00:34:10.782 --> 00:34:11.485
Were you scorned by a priest?

00:34:11.485 --> 00:34:15.001
No, some people were just busy doing stuff in the woods.

00:34:15.001 --> 00:34:17.126
Burning shit down.

00:34:17.126 --> 00:34:18.648
Unmentionable, unmentionable.

00:34:18.989 --> 00:34:21.572
Allegedly Unmentionable, allegedly Totally.

00:34:22.132 --> 00:34:23.996
It's like the drones.

00:34:24.275 --> 00:34:27.099
I feel like Carlito Berganti Never convicted.

00:34:31.844 --> 00:34:33.333
So what's?

00:34:33.353 --> 00:34:35.262
the reason why you don't like the church Really?

00:34:37.309 --> 00:34:39.014
Okay, I mean that's a fair question nowadays no.

00:34:40.445 --> 00:34:40.867
No, yeah, that's fine.

00:34:40.867 --> 00:34:43.315
The church as an institution, I think, is total bullshit.

00:34:43.315 --> 00:34:45.688
I think the Pope is total bullshit.

00:34:45.688 --> 00:35:09.398
Okay, the Pope is a quote-unquote official that was instituted by kings in like the I don't know what the fuck year it was like fucking 1100 or whatever the first Pope was, but it was a position invented to control a population of growing people.

00:35:09.398 --> 00:35:11.813
Well, that's, you know, that's exactly.

00:35:12.527 --> 00:35:19.456
I think the church started out on the right path and the fact that they say that this is the man that speaks to God.

00:35:19.456 --> 00:35:20.257
Quote, unquote.

00:35:20.257 --> 00:35:21.668
Or is the closest to God?

00:35:21.668 --> 00:35:23.215
Quote unquote is just a fucking joke to me Understood Agreed unquote.

00:35:23.215 --> 00:35:23.777
Or is the closest to God?

00:35:23.777 --> 00:35:31.552
Quote unquote is just a fucking joke to me understood you know, I think the whole process of church is like super culty.

00:35:33.612 --> 00:35:34.025
I feel like.

00:35:34.045 --> 00:35:48.914
I feel like it's become a money grab and, honestly, if you're a Jesus guy, okay, if you, if you go back to like scripture and stories of Jesus, like that was the one thing he kind of told you like you didn't have to go to church to worship me, right, you know.

00:35:48.914 --> 00:35:57.632
Like he almost said don't go, you know, because the tax collectors and the and the, you know and all that kind of shit, you know.

00:35:57.632 --> 00:36:03.188
So I mean, in a nutshell, that's kind of do you do you believe in God?

00:36:03.188 --> 00:36:08.713
Of course I do, yeah, yeah, I told you I'm like I say it first, I'm a Jesus guy.

00:36:08.713 --> 00:36:17.179
Before I even say what I just said, um, but the whole concept of church is it's it's, it's one man made.

00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:21.806
Yeah, um, and yeah, I don't know.

00:36:21.907 --> 00:36:24.570
Just another institution to rise others above others.

00:36:24.771 --> 00:36:29.000
And anything that's an institution, there's just latent corruption.

00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:35.751
It's inherent in its place and that to me, I don't know.

00:36:35.751 --> 00:36:37.014
It's fucked up.

00:36:37.786 --> 00:36:40.396
I actually don't even know if I'm allowed to walk into St James anymore.

00:36:42.606 --> 00:36:48.590
Like I'll go to church, but I kind kind of you know, like I know what to say, and I had a couple you know that kind of shit.

00:36:48.590 --> 00:36:49.431
I had a couple of words.

00:36:49.472 --> 00:37:00.217
I had a couple of words with, uh, some of the higher-ups there and they didn't appreciate what I had to say see, I don't know if I really believe, believe in god, like I think god's more of a?

00:37:00.978 --> 00:37:01.900
um, an ideal.

00:37:01.900 --> 00:37:10.527
You understand what I mean, because it's always like, well, how come he wasn't here for this, how come he wasn't here for that, why did he do this, why did he do that?

00:37:10.527 --> 00:37:16.309
It's more of a mental thing of what is it you're going to do in time of need.

00:37:16.309 --> 00:37:18.949
Are you going to be able to get yourself over that?

00:37:18.949 --> 00:37:19.793
How would God do this?

00:37:19.793 --> 00:37:20.347
You know what I mean.

00:37:20.849 --> 00:37:21.793
I understand what you're saying.

00:37:25.925 --> 00:37:28.458
I don't agree with you, but I understand what you're saying.

00:37:28.458 --> 00:37:29.362
Yeah, I think of it more as an ideal Ideology.

00:37:29.362 --> 00:37:34.657
Okay, all right, so until I see, you know, maybe if I walk on water, then we know.

00:37:35.724 --> 00:37:37.168
Why don't you go rub those flowers?

00:37:37.168 --> 00:37:37.909
Let's see what we could do.

00:37:38.990 --> 00:37:43.159
I will never, yeah, I will never, ever touch flowers again in my life.

00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:46.025
I don't care how beautiful they are, they'll be like oh baby, you want those.

00:37:47.228 --> 00:37:48.795
I can't put my hands on those Nope.

00:37:50.657 --> 00:37:53.385
I haven't ordered the sage we need.

00:37:54.628 --> 00:38:01.054
We gotta wait till it's springtime so we can go outside and not freeze our ass and start a fucking huge fire of sage.

00:38:01.175 --> 00:38:08.637
By the way, I have a crew of my nieces and nephews who want to go ghost hunting at Smalley's.

00:38:08.637 --> 00:38:14.311
Brady wants to do it, ava wants to do it, ryder Jack wants to do it.

00:38:14.311 --> 00:38:16.934
This would be fucking great, awesome.

00:38:17.324 --> 00:38:18.987
Let me know how it turns out, why wouldn't?

00:38:18.987 --> 00:38:21.813
You do that Because it's a bunch of kids, yeah.

00:38:21.813 --> 00:38:26.510
No, they really want to do it, though, sure, I'm sure they do.

00:38:26.710 --> 00:38:27.170
Let them go.

00:38:27.170 --> 00:38:30.175
You can go with them, you can have fun with them.

00:38:30.735 --> 00:38:31.597
See, this is the problem.

00:38:31.597 --> 00:38:35.454
This is the problem Not going with the ideas, sitting in the same spot, doing nothing.

00:38:35.474 --> 00:38:37.344
I don't want to do it with a bunch of kids.

00:38:38.027 --> 00:38:39.914
Did you see the video I sent you the other day?

00:38:39.914 --> 00:38:46.230
No, someone beat you to your fucking Footloose fucking.

00:38:46.230 --> 00:38:46.572
Oh, no way really.

00:38:46.572 --> 00:38:46.932
Oh yeah, I sent it.

00:38:46.932 --> 00:38:47.777
No one bothered to watch it.

00:38:47.777 --> 00:38:48.340
Fuck you guys.

00:38:49.530 --> 00:38:53.070
Was it one of like the times you send Like 30 in a row?

00:38:53.347 --> 00:38:54.585
I send good stuff.

00:38:55.793 --> 00:38:56.135
You do.

00:38:56.135 --> 00:38:58.670
I'm not saying you don't, but sometimes when did you send it?

00:38:58.670 --> 00:39:01.574
And it's hard to watch and I just like skip them.

00:39:01.574 --> 00:39:05.313
And then the whole text thread Is gone at that point, man.

00:39:05.313 --> 00:39:06.318
Yeah, fuck you guys.

00:39:06.318 --> 00:39:08.931
You send a ton Just saying dude, you got to give it a minute man.

00:39:10.266 --> 00:39:14.949
I love sending my Pepe shit though Pepe's the shit, right, I skip right past that shit.

00:39:14.990 --> 00:39:15.431
What Pepe?

00:39:15.431 --> 00:39:21.735
Every time I see Pepe's I'm like I guess I don't need to hear it Like he everybody's so fucking bouged.

00:39:23.217 --> 00:39:23.918
This is gay.

00:39:23.918 --> 00:39:26.764
I don't know what you did with it.

00:39:26.764 --> 00:39:27.664
Was it on TikTok Matt?

00:39:27.764 --> 00:39:34.913
but my shit's important when I send shit no, most of the time it's not.

00:39:36.255 --> 00:39:40.170
I don't fucking remember when I sent this Chappelle.

00:39:40.170 --> 00:39:40.793
Was funny too.

00:39:43.873 --> 00:39:44.715
I don't see it anywhere.

00:39:44.715 --> 00:39:46.170
Did aliens nuke Mars?

00:39:46.170 --> 00:39:53.092
I mean, come on, the shit that we'd send each other on a daily basis gets out of control.

00:39:53.092 --> 00:39:56.286
Then I send you a fucking meme with who's that the blackest white guy?

00:39:56.286 --> 00:39:56.405
No, it's Al Roker.

00:39:56.405 --> 00:39:57.085
The daily basis gets out of control.

00:39:57.085 --> 00:39:58.389
Then I send you a fucking meme with who's that?

00:39:58.409 --> 00:39:59.213
The blackest white guy?

00:39:59.505 --> 00:40:02.532
No, it's Al Roker, and the meme says I poop my pants.

00:40:07.324 --> 00:40:07.726
Children.

00:40:08.387 --> 00:40:14.438
No, because you sent us the earthquake thing and it says expect something big in the next.

00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:31.527
Yeah, a couple, you know, another like few days there should be something did you see the one about uh there was one in el salvador with that was almost like a seven you see the one about uh taking uh ten at bats or six at bats against a major league pitcher any pitcher like it's not like skeins, like because no picture skeins there.

00:40:32.134 --> 00:40:33.806
Then, um, then it was just my balls.

00:40:33.806 --> 00:40:35.208
I think I get like 300 bucks.

00:40:35.208 --> 00:40:38.596
I think I get like three foul tips.

00:40:38.596 --> 00:40:44.893
Okay, pretty good, hitter man.

00:40:45.474 --> 00:40:48.157
Oh my God, here we go, here we go.

00:40:48.157 --> 00:40:52.411
Every time I will not hit a fucking major league.

00:40:53.666 --> 00:40:57.007
Dude, I said three foul tips out of ten pitches no.

00:41:00.710 --> 00:41:01.369
Here, take the phone.

00:41:02.570 --> 00:41:03.211
Aaron Rodgers.

00:41:04.833 --> 00:41:13.840
Fuck Well.

00:41:14.981 --> 00:41:20.916
I mean honestly that has like a such higher level of production value that we could ever do.

00:41:21.356 --> 00:41:24.974
Of course it is, but at the point was we waited?

00:41:28.326 --> 00:41:29.248
I still got to do this.

00:41:29.248 --> 00:41:30.231
Yeah, you still got it.

00:41:30.231 --> 00:41:34.010
I still got to do this and we probably just got in trouble on fucking YouTube.

00:41:34.913 --> 00:41:35.152
Why.

00:41:35.152 --> 00:41:39.311
That was in the background, exactly, but it wasn't like I don't know.

00:41:40.146 --> 00:41:43.490
It could have been a car driving by Dude.

00:41:43.490 --> 00:41:44.523
We're in a mobile home.

00:41:44.523 --> 00:41:49.137
I can't be responsible when someone's playing in their car, when they're driving by the house, right.

00:41:49.668 --> 00:41:50.311
No joke, dude.

00:41:50.311 --> 00:41:54.710
Come springtime we still need to do it Like, zoom out Like how are we going to do it Like zoom out, like?

00:41:54.730 --> 00:41:56.452
how are we going to do it with the music, though?

00:41:56.452 --> 00:42:00.418
We're going to have to get some kind of like waiver or something, right?

00:42:00.697 --> 00:42:02.960
No, you're making a fucking spoof video.

00:42:02.960 --> 00:42:07.554
It's not the real and all you got to say is you don't have the rights to the music.

00:42:08.315 --> 00:42:08.516
Right.

00:42:10.025 --> 00:42:10.806
I mean really, I mean on Facebook.

00:42:10.806 --> 00:42:12.251
We need to split the royalties again.

00:42:12.251 --> 00:42:15.750
Yeah, because that's genius.

00:42:15.849 --> 00:42:16.452
I'll keep doing that.

00:42:16.452 --> 00:42:17.710
What was that?

00:42:17.710 --> 00:42:17.952
By the?

00:42:17.972 --> 00:42:19.119
way, I don't even know.

00:42:19.501 --> 00:42:19.945
So stupid.

00:42:19.945 --> 00:42:22.614
I will continue to split pennies with anyone who wants them.

00:42:22.813 --> 00:42:27.994
Yeah, last one was a barn burner $1.14.

00:42:27.994 --> 00:42:39.206
So the royalties are coming in and they're coming in heavy, just like Bitcoin $0.57 a piece.

00:42:39.206 --> 00:42:46.717
Oh, oh, how's your little investment thing going uh from 60 to 95 in two weeks so it's, but so what'd you?

00:42:46.717 --> 00:42:46.918
Make.

00:42:46.918 --> 00:42:50.373
I've made 35 dollars okay, now I'm doing.

00:42:50.373 --> 00:43:01.112
I'm doing a weekly deposit into dogecoin because dogecoin has been fucking destroying it and it's below a dollar a share dogecoin huh, yeah, no, so wait a minute.

00:43:01.793 --> 00:43:07.072
It's destroying it, it's, but it's below a dollar a share oh, because it started it's.

00:43:07.211 --> 00:43:14.494
It's going up like a thousand percent in the past few months so if it started zero, zero, zero, zero.

00:43:14.494 --> 00:43:18.231
Yeah, that's what it fluctuates based upon, but now it's going up like 25 percent.

00:43:19.244 --> 00:43:22.369
A thousand percent or 25 percent, I don't fucking remember.

00:43:22.525 --> 00:43:25.608
Well, you just said a thousand a second ago, well, a thousand prior to me.

00:43:25.608 --> 00:43:27.974
Getting it OK, ok, sweet.

00:43:28.275 --> 00:43:31.594
And that's why I'm so from zero to a penny would be a thousand percent.

00:43:31.945 --> 00:43:35.856
I don't know what a fucking motherfucker I I don't know what a fucking motherfucker I.

00:43:35.856 --> 00:43:37.579
Just look at numbers and I'm like okay, I think I understand this.

00:43:37.798 --> 00:43:39.708
I think you have to have a Penny.

00:43:39.708 --> 00:43:44.952
Start to Apply a thousand percent to A thousand percent of zero, zero.

00:43:44.952 --> 00:43:45.755
That's true.

00:43:47.048 --> 00:43:48.755
Zero, zero, zero, zero one.

00:43:49.648 --> 00:43:54.875
I use Robin Hood and I use Steals from the rich and gives to the richer.

00:43:55.315 --> 00:43:57.210
It's I may get in trouble.

00:43:57.210 --> 00:43:59.195
I may, let's see.

00:44:02.025 --> 00:44:02.829
Yeah, but it tells you like.

00:44:02.829 --> 00:44:07.896
So if you stop smoking cigarettes and you invested that cigarette money into this?

00:44:08.244 --> 00:44:10.391
Well, I'm doing $25 a week into Dogecoin.

00:44:10.391 --> 00:44:12.476
Oh, okay, dogecoin.

00:44:12.476 --> 00:44:16.369
Yeah, because Elon said to Until the.

00:44:16.469 --> 00:44:18.094
EMP comes, he's got nothing.

00:44:19.505 --> 00:44:20.489
Just wipe my money out.

00:44:20.489 --> 00:44:22.891
Thanks China, and that's going to be the day I hit it big.

00:44:22.891 --> 00:44:24.617
Right, and the fucking EMP.

00:44:24.617 --> 00:44:26.751
What is $96 in yen you owe me?

00:44:27.425 --> 00:44:30.007
Dogecoin goes to like $1,200 overnight.

00:44:30.007 --> 00:44:31.693
Imagine that, and then boom EMP.

00:44:36.246 --> 00:44:38.960
And it shows you like so what I've, what I invested.

00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:46.695
I said I was like what would happen if Doge went from this to this in the year, cause I would be depositing $1,325 into it.

00:44:46.695 --> 00:44:51.697
And if I did that $1,325 and it did go up like a ridiculous amount to where it was like.

00:44:51.697 --> 00:44:57.304
I would make like $.7 million dollars With 1300.

00:44:57.304 --> 00:45:03.358
That's when you're like sell, sell no.

00:45:05.893 --> 00:45:06.375
I'd sell.

00:45:06.909 --> 00:45:07.536
I'd sell half.

00:45:09.612 --> 00:45:15.476
That's what I would do If it's going like that.

00:45:15.476 --> 00:45:18.193
If there's a trajectory for it, I would still have.

00:45:18.264 --> 00:45:24.873
If it actually went to that, Patrick, I would slit my own ball sack and put my left testicle on the table for you.

00:45:25.454 --> 00:45:25.534
Why.

00:45:25.925 --> 00:45:28.144
If it actually fucking did something like that.

00:45:28.184 --> 00:45:32.528
But that's why I'm still putting in the Bitcoin too, because right now Bitcoin's at like 95,000.

00:45:32.528 --> 00:45:35.574
It's projecting to hit 350k this year.

00:45:35.855 --> 00:45:38.559
Did you also invest in the Hoctua?

00:45:40.590 --> 00:45:43.050
No, no, I heard she got the meme coin.

00:45:43.050 --> 00:45:46.650
I heard about that, the what it's a meme coin they call it.

00:45:47.588 --> 00:45:48.311
Whatever it was.

00:45:49.246 --> 00:45:50.693
I bought into a meme coin Pepe.

00:45:50.985 --> 00:45:52.391
It went up, she tanked it.

00:45:52.391 --> 00:45:55.172
Fucking people lost thousands and thousands.

00:45:55.172 --> 00:45:56.389
Yeah, but it wasn't her fault.

00:45:56.429 --> 00:45:57.407
It was the partner.

00:45:57.407 --> 00:46:01.173
She got in on it with the two guys who were like investors.

00:46:01.304 --> 00:46:02.811
Yeah, like she didn't mastermind anything man.

00:46:02.811 --> 00:46:06.293
The two guys that were spit roasting her Pretty much yeah.

00:46:09.030 --> 00:46:11.434
She was just a fucking spokesman.

00:46:11.434 --> 00:46:12.039
Yeah, dude.

00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:14.188
There's all this shit that's crazy, that's out there.

00:46:14.188 --> 00:46:19.557
But now I'm on this thing called Weeks, where I can actually buy in short, buy in, sell long, whatever.

00:46:19.557 --> 00:46:20.039
Oh really.

00:46:20.125 --> 00:46:21.570
You're fucking short in stocks now.

00:46:22.246 --> 00:46:24.126
No, I'm not short in stocks, cameron.

00:46:24.126 --> 00:46:28.253
My nephew is taking care of that end of it, as I can invest some money for me.

00:46:28.253 --> 00:46:29.135
Yeah, how old is he?

00:46:29.135 --> 00:46:30.358
Cameron's 32.

00:46:30.358 --> 00:46:37.036
Okay, and he's done really well, so I'm like I need some cash soon, so can you invest.

00:46:37.036 --> 00:46:39.650
Gordon Feliciano Listen, see what happens.

00:46:39.650 --> 00:46:41.250
You got to take your chances.

00:46:41.670 --> 00:46:43.056
Nice guy Orbs Something different.

00:46:43.056 --> 00:46:47.096
Nice guy Orbs and fucking Patrick Gecko over here.

00:46:47.164 --> 00:46:55.097
Nah, I was talking to a couple of buddies of mine who bought into crypto years ago, like in 2017, they sold, like my buddy, danny invested.

00:46:57.545 --> 00:46:58.208
Did he actually get out of it?

00:46:58.228 --> 00:47:00.077
and made money on it Fucking $400,000.

00:47:00.746 --> 00:47:03.152
So he's one of the few guys that were smart enough to fucking dump it.

00:47:04.228 --> 00:47:06.731
He said he wanted to hold onto it for a little longer.

00:47:06.731 --> 00:47:11.065
The point where he decided to hold onto it a little longer, he could have sold it for like $750,000.

00:47:11.065 --> 00:47:14.431
It was at one point where he could have sold it for like 1.7.

00:47:14.431 --> 00:47:20.393
Yeah, and he just got down waiting it out and he waited too long and he sold it and he only bought it for like 2,500 bucks.

00:47:20.393 --> 00:47:23.552
So that shit's crazy dude.

00:47:23.672 --> 00:47:25.465
Yeah, it's just weird too.

00:47:25.465 --> 00:47:27.748
Man, I don't, Like, I can't the cryptocurrency.

00:47:27.768 --> 00:47:33.755
I don't trust it Because you have certain cryptos that are responsible for other cryptos right Physical your chain link.

00:47:33.795 --> 00:47:37.561
You know, like that whole part of like there's nothing physical, yeah.

00:47:40.304 --> 00:47:40.911
It just like boggles my mind.

00:47:40.911 --> 00:47:47.617
Any stock traders listening to us, any fucking money guys want to call in, and you know, give you two cents, no pun intended.

00:47:48.646 --> 00:47:49.367
But everything I've been.

00:47:49.367 --> 00:48:01.579
I've been reading a lot and I usually never read about this shit and I'm like I've gotten like invested some time in it to where bitcoin's the now that trump is coming into office, the well the market's supposed to fucking.

00:48:01.579 --> 00:48:03.630
They're going to because he's backing it all up.

00:48:03.630 --> 00:48:07.268
So the cryptocurrency he's backing up, this is all this shit's going to go through the roof.

00:48:07.268 --> 00:48:15.289
They said the day of inauguration do not expect to see, or do not be surprised to see, thousand percent return on what you put in already.

00:48:16.692 --> 00:48:24.539
So they said the day of inauguration, I would say, like the world markets and like wars January 20th, they said it's going to be.

00:48:24.579 --> 00:48:25.121
imagine that.

00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:26.501
January 20th.

00:48:27.626 --> 00:48:28.467
Like everything just stopped.

00:48:28.467 --> 00:48:32.257
I'd like to be involved in everything having to do with the American defense systems.

00:48:33.925 --> 00:48:41.170
But if I can get something and invest a little bit but get a ton back in return and then just sell and be like cool, fucking A.

00:48:41.291 --> 00:48:42.333
Well, that sounds awesome.

00:48:42.333 --> 00:48:43.626
Can everyone do that yeah?

00:48:44.168 --> 00:48:44.670
everybody can.

00:48:44.670 --> 00:48:51.693
If you go to Robinhood, download that app and put promo code the Take a Deep Show.

00:48:51.693 --> 00:48:56.320
Oh, that's good, Just to let you know.

00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.271
Share half your investment with us.

00:48:58.271 --> 00:49:00.853
Yeah, you get a $5 investment to any market you want.

00:49:00.853 --> 00:49:02.490
Robinhood actually does that, though.

00:49:02.490 --> 00:49:05.414
They give you $5 and you can buy whatever stock you want to buy.

00:49:06.144 --> 00:49:08.293
So you pick out whatever penny stock you want and go to town.

00:49:08.465 --> 00:49:10.494
No, I just bought $5 into Microsoft.

00:49:11.144 --> 00:49:11.686
So what'd you get like?

00:49:11.686 --> 00:49:12.447
1,000th of a share.

00:49:12.447 --> 00:49:13.349
It's fucking tiny.

00:49:13.349 --> 00:49:14.572
It Would you get like 1,000th of a share.

00:49:14.592 --> 00:49:14.952
It's fucking tiny.

00:49:14.952 --> 00:49:16.775
It's like $426 a share.

00:49:16.775 --> 00:49:18.318
That's what I'm saying.

00:49:18.318 --> 00:49:25.012
So I'm going to sell that off once I get a little profit on that and then put it into something a little bit more sensible.

00:49:25.012 --> 00:49:25.713
How old are you now?

00:49:25.713 --> 00:49:26.494
46.

00:49:26.715 --> 00:49:31.648
All right, by the time you hit 80, you should be ready to do that, no, it's listen, listen.

00:49:31.829 --> 00:49:33.996
For whatever reason, this crypto shit is legit.

00:49:33.996 --> 00:49:35.501
Well, not legit legit.

00:49:35.501 --> 00:49:36.324
I'm not talking about the crypto.

00:49:36.324 --> 00:49:37.650
You legitimately make money on it.

00:49:37.650 --> 00:49:39.050
I don't know how you do.

00:49:39.050 --> 00:49:41.351
I don't know how to read the markets.

00:49:41.351 --> 00:49:45.452
I'm just following trends and I'm doing pretty well right now.

00:49:45.905 --> 00:49:46.869
Listen, guys who do it.

00:49:46.869 --> 00:49:48.253
They know what they're doing.

00:49:48.253 --> 00:49:49.076
They make money off it.

00:49:49.076 --> 00:49:50.851
I can't wrap my hands around it.

00:49:50.851 --> 00:49:51.626
It doesn't make sense.

00:49:51.626 --> 00:49:53.269
Did that motherfucker leave to go take a break?

00:49:53.269 --> 00:49:54.512
He fucking went to piss.

00:49:54.512 --> 00:49:55.875
Are you kidding me?

00:49:55.875 --> 00:49:57.458
He's fucking baby bladder.

00:49:57.458 --> 00:49:59.771
What A puss this guy.

00:49:59.771 --> 00:50:01.550
We got to get him some fucking diapers.

00:50:01.550 --> 00:50:02.969
No, did you go to?

00:50:02.989 --> 00:50:03.490
the bathroom.

00:50:03.490 --> 00:50:04.697
What?

00:50:04.697 --> 00:50:05.481
You went to the bathroom?

00:50:05.481 --> 00:50:07.909
No, you fucking liar.

00:50:07.909 --> 00:50:08.449
Where did you go?

00:50:08.449 --> 00:50:09.532
I ran upstairs.

00:50:09.532 --> 00:50:09.994
For what?

00:50:10.554 --> 00:50:14.278
I heard something Dude.

00:50:14.278 --> 00:50:18.101
I got a dog with like Two missing toenails bleeding all over the house Right now.

00:50:18.101 --> 00:50:18.762
I heard something.

00:50:18.762 --> 00:50:19.543
I had to go check it out.

00:50:21.313 --> 00:50:23.204
Oh, is it official those two toenails are gone.

00:50:24.413 --> 00:50:26.284
Oh, there's one gone, one cracked, and it's just.

00:50:27.329 --> 00:50:30.753
I feel the pain, man I feel the pain.

00:50:32.108 --> 00:50:32.952
You have to wrap that up.

00:50:32.952 --> 00:50:35.786
What were we just talking about?

00:50:36.527 --> 00:50:37.429
Uh, crypto, yeah, I just.

00:50:37.449 --> 00:50:37.989
You have chances to that up.

00:50:37.989 --> 00:50:38.949
What were we just talking about Crypto?

00:50:38.949 --> 00:50:40.612
Yeah, you have chances to make money on it.

00:50:40.612 --> 00:50:43.393
I'm just following the trends and reading into it.

00:50:43.614 --> 00:50:45.815
Yeah, hey, man, listen, do your thing.

00:50:45.815 --> 00:50:47.998
Do you choose crypto?

00:50:47.998 --> 00:50:49.398
I do scratch-offs.

00:50:49.418 --> 00:50:52.362
I'm just saying it's just like the whole concept of it.

00:50:52.362 --> 00:50:52.802
It's crazy.

00:50:53.184 --> 00:50:56.434
It's just weird, yeah, I know, you know, I know, you know, I know.

00:50:56.434 --> 00:50:57.456
That's what I said too.

00:50:57.456 --> 00:51:00.818
Anybody else out there, use Scratches as your retirement plan.

00:51:00.818 --> 00:51:07.585
What's even more weird and ironic too, is there's certain, there's certain crypto that support other crypto and then like when you?

00:51:07.585 --> 00:51:08.590
It's weird.

00:51:08.650 --> 00:51:09.333
Yeah, like I can't.

00:51:09.333 --> 00:51:12.510
It ties into something Like my brain's the matrix.

00:51:12.610 --> 00:51:13.574
It's called the pyramid scheme.

00:51:17.606 --> 00:51:17.909
No, no, no, no no.

00:51:17.909 --> 00:51:19.105
Those dudes are making fucking dough with that shit.

00:51:19.708 --> 00:51:20.434
Yeah, man.

00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:22.329
And the motherfucker from Black Rock.

00:51:22.329 --> 00:51:23.152
What's his name?

00:51:23.152 --> 00:51:26.088
Larry Flint, is that his name?

00:51:26.289 --> 00:51:28.248
No, Larry Flint was a guy from Hustler Magazine.

00:51:28.248 --> 00:51:28.809
No, I think it's.

00:51:29.547 --> 00:51:33.114
But I think it's, and I think this guy's name's Larry Flint.

00:51:33.445 --> 00:51:34.027
That's funny.

00:51:34.869 --> 00:51:38.237
Right, well, he's just fucking you in a different way than Larry Flint, the other Larry Flint.

00:51:38.485 --> 00:51:44.739
Because he sold off a ridiculous amount of Bitcoin and it fucked up the market.

00:51:44.885 --> 00:51:48.717
Oh, so what you're telling me is BlackRock has a lot of money invested in crypto.

00:51:48.777 --> 00:51:51.659
Yeah, so he sold off this ridiculous amount.

00:51:51.659 --> 00:51:52.664
It fucked up the market.

00:51:53.085 --> 00:51:55.793
That should already tell you that nobody else can play in that fucking sandbox.

00:51:55.813 --> 00:51:59.987
Didn't Odell Beckham get like a contract and like Bitcoin or something?

00:52:00.168 --> 00:52:02.914
Yes, and he made like $700 or some shit like that.

00:52:02.945 --> 00:52:06.210
But like if he still held on to it, like it would be worth a lot now.

00:52:06.371 --> 00:52:09.567
Oh yeah, right, yeah, totally fucked him.

00:52:09.567 --> 00:52:14.436
Dude Bitcoin's at like $98,000 right now, which is nuts.

00:52:14.436 --> 00:52:16.621
That's.

00:52:16.621 --> 00:52:19.672
What would you go like that for?

00:52:19.672 --> 00:52:22.858
Listen, just think about that.

00:52:22.858 --> 00:52:25.039
98,000 hits 350,000.

00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:26.347
What do you get back in return?

00:52:26.851 --> 00:52:29.907
Right, that wasn't Odell's rookie contract, was it?

00:52:30.067 --> 00:52:34.492
No, no, no, it was the one he did with the Rams when they won the Super Bowl.

00:52:34.625 --> 00:52:34.989
Oh, that was that one.

00:52:34.989 --> 00:52:35.960
Who's going to be the Giants rookie this next coming year, buddy?

00:52:35.960 --> 00:52:37.320
I think the one he did with the Rams when they won the Super Bowl oh, that was that one.

00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:40.992
Okay, I don't know who's going to be the Giants rookie this next coming year, buddy.

00:52:41.452 --> 00:52:42.876
Pick number three, they're locked in.

00:52:42.876 --> 00:52:43.958
Who are you getting Locked in?

00:52:43.998 --> 00:52:44.518
number three.

00:52:44.518 --> 00:52:47.105
So the way it lines up, it looks like it's going to be Season's over now.

00:52:47.565 --> 00:52:49.567
Shador Sanders is not going to sign with New York.

00:52:49.567 --> 00:52:52.170
Don't draft him, jackson situation.

00:52:52.188 --> 00:52:55.492
Dude, I thought he had cleats on in one game, right One pregame.

00:52:55.492 --> 00:52:57.213
He had, like New York Giant, cleats on.

00:52:57.213 --> 00:52:59.916
Did he, I think he did yeah.

00:53:00.498 --> 00:53:00.958
That's cool.

00:53:00.958 --> 00:53:02.920
Fuck that guy and Deion Sanders.

00:53:04.041 --> 00:53:04.981
I mean, why do you have to go?

00:53:04.981 --> 00:53:08.416
Can we just talk about it positively please?

00:53:08.456 --> 00:53:08.719
a little bit.

00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:09.324
I was just giving my opinion.

00:53:09.646 --> 00:53:11.213
Your team is not much better.

00:53:11.648 --> 00:53:12.394
My team's awful.

00:53:14.007 --> 00:53:16.313
Who do you want Top three pick?

00:53:16.313 --> 00:53:17.697
I don't know.

00:53:17.697 --> 00:53:19.570
You know, like, who do you want?

00:53:19.570 --> 00:53:20.005
I?

00:53:20.005 --> 00:53:21.010
Just want to be successful.

00:53:21.010 --> 00:53:21.693
Shut up.

00:53:21.693 --> 00:53:23.132
Make a choice, man.

00:53:23.132 --> 00:53:24.623
Who do you want Giant?

00:53:24.643 --> 00:53:27.710
fan, you got to take Cam Ward or Sanders Giant fan, or draft Third pick.

00:53:27.911 --> 00:53:28.414
Who do you want?

00:53:28.565 --> 00:53:29.952
If you can get Sanders, get Sanders.

00:53:29.952 --> 00:53:31.967
If you can get Cam Ward, get Cam Ward.

00:53:31.967 --> 00:53:32.648
So, if you get Cam Ward, get.

00:53:32.728 --> 00:53:32.969
Cam Ward.

00:53:32.969 --> 00:53:34.552
So you got the Browns at two.

00:53:34.552 --> 00:53:37.704
So you're cool with one the Browns at one right no.

00:53:38.346 --> 00:53:38.967
Titans, browns.

00:53:39.286 --> 00:53:45.496
Browns and the Giants Browns just restructured Watson's contract.

00:53:45.496 --> 00:53:48.701
So if they restructured, that the Browns aren't taking a quarterback.

00:53:48.701 --> 00:53:55.418
The Browns restructured his contract to trade him.

00:53:55.418 --> 00:53:56.583
Yeah, good luck with that.

00:53:56.603 --> 00:54:04.789
Yeah, the only team that'll take them is the raiders well, you know, it's almost destined huh a lot of massage parlors in vegas, where are they picking?

00:54:05.690 --> 00:54:08.677
they're probably gonna fall into like the six to eight range.

00:54:08.677 --> 00:54:10.188
Oh yeah, what was it?

00:54:10.228 --> 00:54:10.972
did they win today?

00:54:11.452 --> 00:54:22.199
no, no man, they stink, see my redskin cowboys today, Herbert spit on his hand and said I'm going to give it to you guys hard.

00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:25.128
Here we go 12-5.

00:54:25.148 --> 00:54:26.391
Who are you playing in the first round of playoffs?

00:54:26.391 --> 00:54:27.755
I don't know yet.

00:54:29.304 --> 00:54:30.047
I haven't looked at that.

00:54:30.047 --> 00:54:36.139
Whichever team it is, I hope a defender puts his face mask in Jaden Daniels' sternum and breaks him in half.

00:54:38.945 --> 00:54:39.365
What did he do to you?

00:54:39.365 --> 00:54:48.347
What the fuck is that is very violent sorry, it seems like yeah, personal yeah that was personal, little bit little bit my

00:54:48.387 --> 00:54:54.016
name is jeff like holy shit, there's really no need for that.

00:54:54.016 --> 00:54:54.878
Take it as you will.

00:54:55.398 --> 00:55:00.793
It's been like 34 years since Jesus Like fuck.

00:55:01.889 --> 00:55:05.251
Where does that anger come from, holy shit?

00:55:05.251 --> 00:55:08.375
I wouldn't wish that upon him.

00:55:08.375 --> 00:55:09.831
I mean Christ.

00:55:09.831 --> 00:55:11.289
I hope he does well.

00:55:11.289 --> 00:55:13.108
To be honest with you, I do.

00:55:13.108 --> 00:55:15.188
I like him, I like Jaden Jones, I'm gonna root for him.

00:55:15.143 --> 00:55:16.063
Hey, listen, you're entitled tos Heisman.

00:55:16.018 --> 00:55:16.528
Trophy winner, I'm going to root for him.

00:55:16.528 --> 00:55:18.251
Hey, listen, you're entitled to your opinion.

00:55:19.186 --> 00:55:26.170
If Brock Bowers was in the playoffs, I'd root for Brock Bowers, but he's not in the playoffs because he plays for the Raiders, so he'll never be in the playoffs.

00:55:26.231 --> 00:55:30.889
Redskins have two Heisman Trophy winning quarterbacks on their team Marcus, mariota and J.

00:55:30.889 --> 00:55:32.811
That doesn't really vouch for it.

00:55:32.811 --> 00:55:33.773
It's not really impressive.

00:55:34.152 --> 00:55:37.317
It kind of is no, no no, why would that be impressive?

00:55:37.737 --> 00:55:38.898
No, it is.

00:55:38.958 --> 00:55:43.072
I mean they're Marcus Mariota, final Jane Daniels balls all year.

00:55:43.204 --> 00:55:44.608
Yeah, he was great in college.

00:55:44.608 --> 00:55:46.112
Don't get me wrong, mariota was phenomenal.

00:55:46.132 --> 00:56:00.900
I'm just saying on the roster they have two Heisman Trophy winning quarterback on their roster Tim Couch, eric.

00:56:01.521 --> 00:56:03.784
Tim Couch, no, tim Couch, not Eric Crouch.

00:56:04.385 --> 00:56:06.269
Well, isn't that the fucking guy from?

00:56:06.309 --> 00:56:09.777
Nebraska, kentucky, whatever Tim Couch.

00:56:10.117 --> 00:56:17.869
No, eric Crouch from Nebraska.

00:56:17.869 --> 00:56:18.914
Yes, eric Crouch, you shut your fucking mouth.

00:56:18.914 --> 00:56:19.938
You don't even know what you're talking about.

00:56:19.958 --> 00:56:20.581
He was the QB from Nebraska.

00:56:20.581 --> 00:56:21.505
Talk nonsense, what he was good.

00:56:21.505 --> 00:56:22.829
Talk at me like I don't know what the fuck.

00:56:22.849 --> 00:56:23.391
I'm talking about.

00:56:23.391 --> 00:56:25.235
Okay, I told you Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa.

00:56:25.806 --> 00:56:29.251
You need to simmer it fucking down, bro Dude, he's targeted me.

00:56:29.251 --> 00:56:34.974
Yeah, he has like fucking missile locked.

00:56:34.974 --> 00:56:35.896
I don't know why.

00:56:36.077 --> 00:56:39.884
I had no problem with you at all until you tried to make me sound like a fucking jerk Like.

00:56:39.903 --> 00:56:40.684
I didn't know what I was talking about.

00:56:40.684 --> 00:56:42.713
You're doing a good job of that on your own, my friend.

00:56:42.824 --> 00:56:43.987
Shut your fucking mouth too.

00:56:47.414 --> 00:56:48.097
That's on you.

00:56:48.097 --> 00:56:50.485
Fuck, you guys Fucking.

00:56:50.485 --> 00:56:51.610
Take responsibility.

00:56:51.610 --> 00:56:58.233
Dude Shit, you're very, very violent, sorry no it violent.

00:56:58.253 --> 00:56:59.715
Sorry, okay, as long as you say sorry, we're good.

00:56:59.715 --> 00:57:08.251
You want to do some heisman trivia like heisman trivia questions oh, you have any star, eric crouch I do not okay.

00:57:08.753 --> 00:57:10.056
So how are we doing this?

00:57:10.056 --> 00:57:11.619
How do you want to do this?

00:57:12.121 --> 00:57:17.932
uh well, we got buzzers right yeah, uh-huh, you know know, are we going to try the trivia again?

00:57:17.932 --> 00:57:23.317
I got some Heisman trivia here because you know, we just had the Heisman not too long ago.

00:57:23.317 --> 00:57:33.592
Alright, it was actually supposed to be a more in-depth sports trivia, but we only got Heisman questions because I missed a day of life.

00:57:36.083 --> 00:57:41.056
It's Friday and we need to forget what happened at all this week.

00:57:41.056 --> 00:57:42.510
Need to forget it all.

00:57:42.510 --> 00:57:44.927
Let's go get shit-faced.

00:57:47.170 --> 00:57:47.731
Yay, that's awesome.

00:57:47.731 --> 00:57:48.472
That's my mantra.

00:57:51.338 --> 00:57:51.920
So how are you?

00:57:53.014 --> 00:57:53.860
I got a handful of questions.

00:57:53.882 --> 00:57:54.284
You got your buzzer.

00:57:54.545 --> 00:57:56.373
I got a handful of Heisman questions here.

00:57:56.373 --> 00:58:11.027
All right, I got that, okay, okay, you're the spring, you're the bell, okay, all right.

00:58:11.027 --> 00:58:17.697
So Travis Hunter won the Heisman this year, all right.

00:58:18.539 --> 00:58:18.980
How's that feel?

00:58:21.706 --> 00:58:22.489
It's not close enough.

00:58:22.489 --> 00:58:29.027
Yeah, there you go, spin it around.

00:58:29.027 --> 00:58:30.168
So the black, there you go.

00:58:30.168 --> 00:58:30.570
Nice, all right.

00:58:34.724 --> 00:58:36.228
Seriously, let's be serious for a second.

00:58:36.228 --> 00:58:37.070
I got it.

00:58:37.070 --> 00:58:38.735
Got it.

00:58:38.735 --> 00:58:39.396
Ask your question.

00:58:42.786 --> 00:58:45.251
Do you really think I'm going to ask it now Go?

00:58:45.271 --> 00:58:45.550
ahead.

00:58:45.831 --> 00:58:46.293
Like really.

00:58:46.373 --> 00:58:47.775
Go ahead, All right seriously, let's play now.

00:58:47.795 --> 00:58:59.070
Let's play, let's play, let's play, all right, whenever you're ready.

00:59:02.538 --> 00:59:03.159
Okay, that's over.

00:59:08.527 --> 00:59:12.213
You motherfucker, you can't handle the truth like I can Shit.

00:59:13.827 --> 00:59:15.594
Do you want to have your try at my trivia?

00:59:15.594 --> 00:59:17.161
Yeah, let's do this, all right.

00:59:17.161 --> 00:59:19.349
All right, so Travis Hunter won, right.

00:59:19.570 --> 00:59:20.673
All right, Travis Hunter yes.

00:59:21.284 --> 00:59:21.945
Who is the last?

00:59:22.005 --> 00:59:22.365
player.

00:59:22.365 --> 00:59:24.788
Oh sorry, Are we starting?

00:59:28.791 --> 00:59:29.092
All right.

00:59:29.092 --> 00:59:33.835
All right, I'm good, I'm good.

00:59:33.835 --> 00:59:38.519
Okay, who is the last player from Colorado to win the Heisman Trophy?

00:59:39.481 --> 00:59:41.262
Cordell Stewart Wrong.

00:59:42.967 --> 00:59:44.811
Okay, eric Biennemi.

00:59:45.594 --> 00:59:49.527
You should have known this, rashaan Shalom.

00:59:49.789 --> 00:59:54.434
Shalom, rashaan Shalom Wasn't Biennemi with the.

00:59:54.434 --> 00:59:54.721
He was with the Bisons.

00:59:54.721 --> 00:59:55.349
Long Wasn't BNME with the.

00:59:55.349 --> 00:59:55.815
He was with the Bisons.

00:59:56.666 --> 01:00:01.914
So who was the last wide receiver to win the Heisman Trophy?

01:00:01.914 --> 01:00:03.847
Tim Brown.

01:00:03.847 --> 01:00:08.719
No More recent, very more recent.

01:00:08.719 --> 01:00:10.210
You get one guess.

01:00:10.210 --> 01:00:11.474
Okay, I got it though.

01:00:15.427 --> 01:00:15.929
Oh, Marvin.

01:00:15.949 --> 01:00:18.409
Harrison, no Keyshawn Johnson.

01:00:18.409 --> 01:00:19.172
Devonta Smith.

01:00:19.172 --> 01:00:20.710
Devonta Smith won it.

01:00:21.286 --> 01:00:22.853
He won the Heisman, he did.

01:00:22.853 --> 01:00:26.610
Yeah, really, he cost Freddie some fantasy football championship too.

01:00:26.610 --> 01:00:29.653
He fucking shit sucks Yep.

01:00:30.195 --> 01:00:36.086
And being that Travis Hunter, the theme here was a wide receiver and a cornerback and a corner.

01:00:36.086 --> 01:00:37.650
Who was the a cornerback and a corner?

01:00:37.650 --> 01:00:38.373
Who was the last cornerback?

01:00:38.373 --> 01:00:39.295
Charles Woodson.

01:00:39.295 --> 01:00:39.956
Very good, matthew.

01:00:41.545 --> 01:00:42.411
That seems like a setup.

01:00:42.411 --> 01:00:44.329
That was totally a setup.

01:00:44.329 --> 01:00:55.509
I have not seen these questions and I will not know another answer that felt who was the last non-quarterback to win the Heisman to be drafted first overall?

01:00:55.528 --> 01:00:59.255
I don't know.

01:01:09.965 --> 01:01:11.407
This is an easy one, isn't it?

01:01:11.407 --> 01:01:12.126
It should be.

01:01:13.509 --> 01:01:14.469
It's a D lineman.

01:01:16.050 --> 01:01:16.711
You're saying the thing.

01:01:16.711 --> 01:01:17.858
Why are you pointing at your head?

01:01:17.858 --> 01:01:18.360
I see you.

01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:18.882
What are you doing?

01:01:18.882 --> 01:01:20.900
Oh, Brock Bowers.

01:01:20.900 --> 01:01:23.402
No, that was wrong that was wrong.

01:01:23.402 --> 01:01:26.340
I didn't buzz in, so that don't count.

01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:26.621
Aaron.

01:01:26.641 --> 01:01:28.206
Donald, you didn't buzz in.

01:01:28.206 --> 01:01:30.139
Who is Aaron Donald?

01:01:30.139 --> 01:01:33.135
No, I don't know what the question again was.

01:01:33.135 --> 01:01:34.480
Oh, you guys are going to kick yourselves.

01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:35.324
It's Bo Jackson.

01:01:35.324 --> 01:01:41.481
He's a Raiders fan.

01:01:41.481 --> 01:01:42.485
I was trying, dude.

01:01:42.485 --> 01:01:43.349
I was doing everything I could.

01:01:43.304 --> 01:01:44.065
That's why you were pointing at a Raiders fan.

01:01:44.065 --> 01:01:44.737
I was trying, dude, I was doing everything I could.

01:01:44.737 --> 01:01:45.561
That's why you were pointing at the Raiders.

01:01:45.561 --> 01:01:46.364
You fucking cheat.

01:01:46.364 --> 01:01:48.141
You're a cheat I caught you.

01:01:50.572 --> 01:01:52.030
Okay, here's a good one.

01:01:52.030 --> 01:01:57.704
Unreal, this is a setup, so I've given you one of these answers already.

01:01:57.704 --> 01:02:05.501
Four people from Alabama have won the Heisman In our era.

01:02:05.501 --> 01:02:10.503
Right, we're not going back to the fifties and shit, we're going back to like of age watching college football.

01:02:10.503 --> 01:02:14.045
Four players from Alabama have won the Heisman in our era.

01:02:14.045 --> 01:02:17.163
Name three and I'll give you the win.

01:02:18.615 --> 01:02:23.443
Derek Henry to uh right Wrong, really Wrong, derek Henry was correct.

01:02:23.443 --> 01:02:25.552
Tua Right Wrong, Really Wrong.

01:02:27.420 --> 01:02:33.226
Derek Henry was correct, and I've given you one already Tim Couch, tim Couch.

01:02:40.490 --> 01:02:41.175
From Alabama.

01:02:41.456 --> 01:02:43.302
Yeah, I'm thinking another running back too.

01:02:44.217 --> 01:02:45.824
Oh, it's one of the wide receivers, isn't it?

01:02:49.835 --> 01:02:50.659
You're both correct.

01:02:52.481 --> 01:02:53.483
Devontae Smith.

01:02:53.483 --> 01:03:01.221
It's got to be a quarterback, no Another running back.

01:03:01.221 --> 01:03:05.889
Who's another good running back that came out of Derrick Henry and who else oh?

01:03:05.951 --> 01:03:06.413
who split?

01:03:06.432 --> 01:03:06.795
What's his name?

01:03:06.795 --> 01:03:08.175
What's his name?

01:03:08.175 --> 01:03:09.896
Who played for New Orleans?

01:03:09.896 --> 01:03:11.759
You're doing it.

01:03:11.759 --> 01:03:13.159
Kamar, not Kamar.

01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:16.121
No, no, no no, no, fuck, Fuck.

01:03:16.121 --> 01:03:17.882
Oh, I know his name.

01:03:17.882 --> 01:03:18.664
You're so close.

01:03:18.664 --> 01:03:21.706
Yes, I know, I know, I know Mark Ingram.

01:03:21.945 --> 01:03:22.126
Yep.

01:03:22.126 --> 01:03:24.628
Oh, well done Patrick.

01:03:24.628 --> 01:03:25.929
And the fourth was Bryce Young.

01:03:26.469 --> 01:03:29.512
Bryce Young, fuck that guy, okay, okay.

01:03:31.836 --> 01:03:32.878
Who's winning?

01:03:32.878 --> 01:03:35.023
Not the guys answering the questions, obviously not.

01:03:35.445 --> 01:03:37.027
This is a two-part question.

01:03:38.875 --> 01:03:39.838
Oh fucking.

01:03:39.838 --> 01:03:39.998
Two-part.

01:03:40.018 --> 01:03:42.525
Kevin, he must have did this really early in the morning, when he was sober.

01:03:45.456 --> 01:03:47.378
Yeah, so I'll read the question first and I'll give you the parts.

01:03:47.378 --> 01:03:51.201
How many Heisman Trophy winners are in the Hall of Fame?

01:03:51.201 --> 01:03:58.327
I will give the closest to the number the win, and then a bonus.

01:03:58.327 --> 01:04:05.112
I'll let you name some, and whoever can name them the most wins as well.

01:04:05.112 --> 01:04:12.275
Fuck, I don't even know what to guess on that.

01:04:13.038 --> 01:04:19.025
Hall of Famers Heisman Trophy winners First part 27.

01:04:19.045 --> 01:04:21.030
Second part eat a dick.

01:04:21.030 --> 01:04:22.034
Eat a dick.

01:04:22.034 --> 01:04:31.068
So far Matt's closest Go ahead, pat, say 26.

01:04:31.434 --> 01:04:32.556
I know you want to say 26.

01:04:34.159 --> 01:04:34.760
$1.

01:04:34.760 --> 01:04:36.824
28.

01:04:39.168 --> 01:04:39.708
Went over.

01:04:39.708 --> 01:04:41.880
Yeah, that's an unsafe bet.

01:04:42.561 --> 01:04:52.048
Yeah, I know 28 and probably like a handful, I don't know.

01:04:53.576 --> 01:04:54.579
The answer is 10.

01:04:55.221 --> 01:04:55.702
Really.

01:04:56.465 --> 01:04:56.806
Yeah.

01:04:58.496 --> 01:04:59.661
So 27 held up.

01:05:01.076 --> 01:05:01.960
Awful bet, would you?

01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:02.862
like to hear the 10?

01:05:02.862 --> 01:05:02.862
.

01:05:03.815 --> 01:05:05.396
I'm going to go with Marcus Allen.

01:05:05.996 --> 01:05:06.536
Tim Brown.

01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:11.201
Joe Montana no.

01:05:12.503 --> 01:05:13.083
Montana.

01:05:13.123 --> 01:05:20.750
Montana.

01:05:20.750 --> 01:05:23.831
Oj Simpson, oj's always there.

01:05:23.831 --> 01:05:25.132
He's cutting up the competition, j's always there.

01:05:25.152 --> 01:05:26.213
He's cutting up the competition.

01:05:26.213 --> 01:05:26.934
He's always there.

01:05:26.934 --> 01:05:30.302
Where are white women at?

01:05:35.893 --> 01:05:36.494
Desmond Howard.

01:05:36.494 --> 01:05:38.853
Oh good, he's not in the hall.

01:05:40.420 --> 01:05:44.119
Really he really wasn't that good.

01:05:44.119 --> 01:05:51.018
He had a good Super Bowl, peyton Manning.

01:05:51.579 --> 01:05:52.362
He didn't win the Heisman.

01:05:52.742 --> 01:05:55.387
Oh, that's crazy, that is crazy.

01:05:59.536 --> 01:06:00.280
Eli didn't win the.

01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:01.800
Heisman Eli's up to get in this year.

01:06:01.800 --> 01:06:02.824
He's not in the Hall of Fame either.

01:06:03.054 --> 01:06:05.682
He's going to be in the Hall of Fame this year, but he's not what.

01:06:06.304 --> 01:06:08.137
But he's not as of this recording.

01:06:08.137 --> 01:06:09.398
He is not in the Hall of Fame.

01:06:09.398 --> 01:06:10.601
Okay, okay, settle down.

01:06:10.641 --> 01:06:14.708
Jesus, I'm just saying Fuck Parameters bro.

01:06:17.699 --> 01:06:27.202
I don't know who else Tell me yes, nice one Good pull, buddy, nice one Good pull man, all right, because you want to know why what I'm doing?

01:06:27.315 --> 01:06:29.742
I'm picking out the fucking Notre Dame Heisman winners.

01:06:30.465 --> 01:06:30.766
You are.

01:06:30.766 --> 01:06:33.384
I was actually impressed you got that.

01:06:33.695 --> 01:06:35.864
I bet you, most of them are Notre Dame Heisman winners.

01:06:36.335 --> 01:06:37.896
No only the two you said.

01:06:38.036 --> 01:06:38.797
Really, that's it, yeah.

01:06:38.797 --> 01:06:43.063
Who has the most Notre Dame College-wise?

01:06:43.063 --> 01:06:44.043
Is it Notre Dame?

01:06:44.043 --> 01:06:46.146
Yeah, it's two, just two.

01:06:46.146 --> 01:06:47.929
Everybody else is from different schools.

01:06:49.731 --> 01:06:56.005
Wow, there's two from USC Reggie Bush.

01:06:56.005 --> 01:06:57.278
You got them already.

01:06:57.278 --> 01:07:00.902
You got Mark Salen and OJ.

01:07:01.443 --> 01:07:01.925
Reggie Bush.

01:07:03.235 --> 01:07:06.105
So you gotta figure the guys who are the most Reggie's Bush?

01:07:06.105 --> 01:07:12.994
Nobody from Miami, no Heisman, I don't know.

01:07:12.994 --> 01:07:13.838
Give me the other ones.

01:07:14.541 --> 01:07:16.358
Okay, we'll start at the beginning in 48.

01:07:16.358 --> 01:07:18.385
Doak Walker.

01:07:19.556 --> 01:07:20.641
The Doak Walker Award.

01:07:21.297 --> 01:07:23.697
Then it was Paul Horning, roger Starbuck.

01:07:24.780 --> 01:07:26.385
Starbuck, I shouldbuck, I fucking knew it.

01:07:28.541 --> 01:07:35.757
OJ Tony Dorsett, earl Campbell Shit, we're missing some good ones.

01:07:35.757 --> 01:07:39.507
Marcus Allen, tim Brown, barry Sanders, barry.

01:07:40.175 --> 01:07:44.101
Holy fuck, I can't believe we didn't get that one and Charles Woodson.

01:07:46.675 --> 01:07:47.490
Charles Woodson Woodson.

01:07:47.490 --> 01:07:50.804
Oh yeah, from Miami, from Michigan, michigan.

01:07:50.804 --> 01:07:53.121
Yes, didn't I say Charles Woodson?

01:07:53.121 --> 01:07:54.621
No, who did I say?

01:07:55.083 --> 01:07:56.914
I said Desmond Howard, you said Desmond Howard.

01:07:58.159 --> 01:07:59.423
That's what I meant, so I got that right.

01:08:01.849 --> 01:08:03.056
Let's go to the judges, you're good.

01:08:03.056 --> 01:08:03.596
So what else we got here?

01:08:03.596 --> 01:08:04.436
So I got one more.

01:08:04.456 --> 01:08:05.177
This is my last Heisman question.

01:08:05.177 --> 01:08:05.838
Yeah, let's go to the judges.

01:08:05.838 --> 01:08:06.719
You're good, all right, so that was okay.

01:08:06.739 --> 01:08:07.240
So what else we got here?

01:08:07.240 --> 01:08:07.721
So I got one more.

01:08:07.740 --> 01:08:07.940
All right.

01:08:08.001 --> 01:08:09.222
This is my last Heisman question.

01:08:09.523 --> 01:08:10.804
It's a three-part question.

01:08:11.706 --> 01:08:13.327
No, no, we passed the hard one.

01:08:13.367 --> 01:08:14.548
This is a three-part question.

01:08:14.588 --> 01:08:17.295
The third part is an essay I'm in.

01:08:17.295 --> 01:08:21.421
Who was the last winner of the Heisman to win the national championship?

01:08:28.430 --> 01:08:28.949
Mark Ingram.

01:08:33.462 --> 01:08:34.905
No Charles Woodson Tua.

01:08:38.646 --> 01:08:46.644
No, it's quarterback Brett Favre, matt Leinart.

01:08:46.644 --> 01:08:50.010
No, you wanna know Joe Burrow.

01:08:51.399 --> 01:08:52.202
Joe Burrow.

01:08:52.202 --> 01:08:54.661
Joe Burrow, you know what I fucking hate?

01:08:54.661 --> 01:08:55.042
Trivia.

01:08:55.583 --> 01:08:57.404
Yeah, that was kind of gay.

01:08:57.967 --> 01:08:58.953
Yeah, it was alright.

01:08:59.234 --> 01:09:01.688
You learned something, though right, yeah, you know what you learned today.

01:09:01.747 --> 01:09:02.733
You know what was certainly better?

01:09:02.733 --> 01:09:03.055
It's Friday.

01:09:04.051 --> 01:09:07.583
And we need to forget what happened at all this week.

01:09:07.583 --> 01:09:09.030
Need to forget it all.

01:09:10.275 --> 01:09:11.422
Let's go get shit-faced.

01:09:11.422 --> 01:09:14.359
Yay, we gotta adjust that to say Sunday.

01:09:15.462 --> 01:09:18.128
Yeah, alright.

01:09:19.439 --> 01:09:22.059
Are we unofficially going back to Sundays?

01:09:22.059 --> 01:09:26.006
I don't know, okay.

01:09:26.186 --> 01:09:27.408
All right, I was just asking that.

01:09:27.408 --> 01:09:31.068
Listen, this is the first one of 25, too, right?

01:09:31.087 --> 01:09:32.854
Yeah, first one Right, happy New Year.

01:09:32.854 --> 01:09:33.958
We didn't even say Happy New Year's.

01:09:33.958 --> 01:09:35.384
No, god we suck.

01:09:36.456 --> 01:09:40.305
Well, we were all fucking turned out by the fucking fact that the world's going to end soon.

01:09:40.565 --> 01:09:40.806
Yes.

01:09:40.806 --> 01:09:53.738
So if you haven't heard it here, you're here first.

01:09:53.738 --> 01:09:54.140
We're all gonna die.

01:09:54.161 --> 01:09:56.890
World war three is coming, just fucking bury your heads, put your asses up in the air and get ready for a good old fucking.

01:09:56.909 --> 01:09:57.412
Fuck that lock and load.

01:09:57.412 --> 01:09:59.698
Yeah, and if you shoot ping pongs, awesome.

01:09:59.698 --> 01:10:02.764
You know what I mean, I know what you mean, I know what you mean.

01:10:02.764 --> 01:10:03.806
We need one of those.

01:10:07.618 --> 01:10:08.000
A potato gun.

01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:10.826
Oh, I thought you referred to a particular, never mind.

01:10:11.065 --> 01:10:12.007
Yeah, that would be our watch.

01:10:12.007 --> 01:10:13.239
That would be like our watch guard.

01:10:13.239 --> 01:10:13.862
That's all right.

01:10:14.135 --> 01:10:15.782
Kev will comment on that later offline.

01:10:19.655 --> 01:10:20.541
A potato gun?

01:10:20.541 --> 01:10:23.283
No, not a potato gun, kevin, not a potato gun.

01:10:23.283 --> 01:10:25.614
You know what potato gun, kevin Not a potato gun, you know what?

01:10:25.694 --> 01:10:32.481
Not for nothing, but should we boycott Chinese food right now, like no more egg rolls, no more crab rangoon.

01:10:32.601 --> 01:10:34.887
Why I mean, come on man, Chinese food's good.

01:10:34.887 --> 01:10:36.960
God, you just got me hungry for Chinese food.

01:10:36.979 --> 01:10:38.385
It is good man Like fuck you.

01:10:38.385 --> 01:10:41.300
I want some fucking lo mein now.

01:10:41.340 --> 01:10:42.761
I had some Peking duck last night.

01:10:42.761 --> 01:10:43.884
It was outstanding.

01:10:43.944 --> 01:10:44.725
Peking duck.

01:10:44.725 --> 01:10:46.609
Yeah, a Peking duck huh.

01:10:46.609 --> 01:10:48.939
Yeah, how's that?

01:10:48.939 --> 01:10:50.323
It's fucking phenomenal.

01:10:50.323 --> 01:10:51.225
Yeah, how's it come?

01:10:57.574 --> 01:10:59.863
It's crispy duck and you put a little plum sauce on the pancake thing and you put some scallion in there.

01:10:59.863 --> 01:11:02.694
The duck, you fucking roll it up like a little burrito, yeah, and roll it up like a little burrito, yeah.

01:11:04.099 --> 01:11:05.042
What Skin's great.

01:11:08.921 --> 01:11:09.804
Is there a Chinese place, that's?

01:11:09.904 --> 01:11:10.606
open right now?

01:11:10.606 --> 01:11:15.242
No, I'm sure there is, man, I don't know if you want to get Peking duck from a takeout, chinese place?

01:11:15.261 --> 01:11:17.046
Yeah, definitely not at 9 o'clock at night, no.

01:11:19.855 --> 01:11:22.144
You'll be getting your neighbor's cat from earlier this morning.

01:11:22.335 --> 01:11:24.703
You might as well get gas station duck at that point.

01:11:27.496 --> 01:11:30.024
I'd like a gas station gummy and some gas station sushi, please.

01:11:30.024 --> 01:11:32.015
What?

01:11:32.055 --> 01:11:32.757
could go wrong.

01:11:32.757 --> 01:11:34.081
When was this made?

01:11:34.081 --> 01:11:35.685
How many hours ago?

01:11:35.685 --> 01:11:36.627
Okay, so it's still good.

01:11:37.435 --> 01:11:41.104
Eat the sushi before the gummy so you can get to the toilet before you pass out.

01:11:41.104 --> 01:11:43.128
Oh my God, is that green wasabi?

01:11:43.128 --> 01:11:44.476
What is that?

01:11:44.476 --> 01:11:47.384
That's not wasabi, it's a fucking mold.

01:11:47.384 --> 01:11:51.856
Ugh, is salmon supposed to be tinted yellow?

01:11:52.579 --> 01:11:53.837
No, I'm in the mood for fucking.

01:11:53.856 --> 01:11:54.338
Chinese food.

01:11:54.338 --> 01:11:58.364
Now I do think we need to bring that bit on the show of the gas station food roulette.

01:11:58.364 --> 01:12:00.646
I really do too, yeah.

01:12:00.914 --> 01:12:02.698
Yeah, because I'm the asshole doing it.

01:12:02.698 --> 01:12:04.680
No, you know what?

01:12:04.720 --> 01:12:05.162
How about we?

01:12:05.242 --> 01:12:05.681
rotate.

01:12:05.681 --> 01:12:07.664
We could spin the spinner and see who does it.

01:12:08.065 --> 01:12:09.448
Right, we wrote oh, he's going to be me.

01:12:09.448 --> 01:12:11.130
I know it.

01:12:11.130 --> 01:12:13.420
It's the curse of the flowers.

01:12:13.420 --> 01:12:14.944
That's what I'm going with.

01:12:14.944 --> 01:12:15.847
Yeah, I'm hoping.

01:12:17.554 --> 01:12:17.715
I mean.

01:12:21.701 --> 01:12:22.882
I'd rather be you.

01:12:22.903 --> 01:12:23.384
I think we rotate.

01:12:23.384 --> 01:12:24.805
One week it's me, one week it's.

01:12:24.826 --> 01:12:26.389
Pat Explain what this is about.

01:12:26.988 --> 01:12:39.016
So two of us within the rotation, two of us would bring in gas station food for the other person to sample and rate.

01:12:39.016 --> 01:12:41.201
Not necessarily have to eat the entire.

01:12:41.201 --> 01:12:43.585
We gotta take a bite and get it down.

01:12:43.585 --> 01:12:48.364
If you get a burrito like, you're not gonna eat the whole fucking unless it's delicious, right, you may want to.

01:12:48.364 --> 01:12:48.806
Who knows?

01:12:48.806 --> 01:12:51.788
You know, I mean, there's some gas stations out there.

01:12:51.788 --> 01:12:53.737
They're fucking good food that's some good food.

01:12:53.756 --> 01:12:56.444
There's one in like uh, golden's bridge on 100.

01:12:56.444 --> 01:12:58.771
Yeah, I know it's uh-huh.

01:12:58.771 --> 01:13:00.076
Yeah, dude, I've told you about it?

01:13:00.076 --> 01:13:01.377
Yes, yeah, have you gone there?

01:13:01.457 --> 01:13:01.698
I have.

01:13:01.698 --> 01:13:03.500
I've driven past a couple of others.

01:13:03.500 --> 01:13:03.939
Where is this?

01:13:03.939 --> 01:13:04.180
What?

01:13:05.301 --> 01:13:06.042
So down 100.

01:13:06.042 --> 01:13:12.530
Yeah, you know, as soon as you get like on 100 into Somers like the elephant, you know you go straight, Yep.

01:13:13.015 --> 01:13:14.059
Oh, you're talking about that mobile.

01:13:14.420 --> 01:13:14.659
Yes.

01:13:14.699 --> 01:13:14.980
Yeah.

01:13:15.261 --> 01:13:26.556
Yeah, dude, good shit, dude, fucking gas station.

01:13:26.423 --> 01:13:26.778
No doubt I used to go there all the time with Sonny oh my god when we were driving down to the city.

01:13:26.778 --> 01:13:30.966
That doesn't surprise me, no, no, no, that's where we would fucking go off course and get breakfast there.

01:13:31.149 --> 01:13:33.822
Dude, even their pre-made stuff is unreal.

01:13:34.583 --> 01:13:36.600
That's because it's, isn't it a Flory's?

01:13:36.600 --> 01:13:37.724
I think it's a Flory's.

01:13:37.935 --> 01:13:38.735
I don't think it is.

01:13:38.735 --> 01:13:40.880
I think it's something on its own.

01:13:42.042 --> 01:13:43.024
A friend of mine owns those.

01:13:43.024 --> 01:13:49.664
Christine, she's pretty loaded too.

01:13:49.664 --> 01:13:51.957
Why aren't you banging her?

01:13:51.957 --> 01:13:53.820
She's married.

01:13:53.820 --> 01:13:54.502
Is she happy?

01:13:54.502 --> 01:13:55.484
I think so.

01:13:55.604 --> 01:13:56.265
Is she happy?

01:13:57.148 --> 01:13:57.628
I think so.

01:13:57.628 --> 01:14:02.420
I mean it doesn't hurt to ask I know her husband Vinny.

01:14:02.460 --> 01:14:10.144
He's a cool dude, Sorry, Vinny, he's a cop and everyone's perfect what?

01:14:10.144 --> 01:14:13.219
Oh, fine, so it's you know, Aaron.

01:14:13.219 --> 01:14:13.962
22 minutes.

01:14:15.939 --> 01:14:17.585
I think that's a good start for 25.

01:14:17.585 --> 01:14:19.099
Yeah, we covered a lot.

01:14:19.198 --> 01:14:20.703
Fuck man, I'm right.

01:14:25.661 --> 01:14:29.641
What Pat's veterinarian doctor Prescribed him.

01:14:31.320 --> 01:14:32.023
Something to make him sleep.

01:14:32.023 --> 01:14:38.527
Fucking narcolepsy that's what it sounds like.

01:14:38.527 --> 01:14:39.328
That's legit.

01:14:42.042 --> 01:14:45.143
Maybe you should get a CPAP Fuck that I'd rather die.

01:14:45.536 --> 01:14:47.261
Honestly, you don't know what it sounds like.

01:14:47.341 --> 01:14:48.043
I know what it sounds like.

01:14:48.043 --> 01:14:50.002
Cause it wakes me up.

01:14:51.539 --> 01:14:52.784
You've heard what it sounds like.

01:14:53.960 --> 01:14:56.439
I know what it sounds like Shit, fucking.

01:14:56.439 --> 01:15:00.534
It's like I wake up from a terror Fucking, snoring.

01:15:00.534 --> 01:15:04.975
It's terrible, alright well, that's a good start for the week.

01:15:04.975 --> 01:15:06.220
Terrible to wake up with that feeling.

01:15:06.756 --> 01:15:09.994
If the world doesn't end in the next seven days, maybe we'll do another show.

01:15:10.095 --> 01:15:11.099
Kev, how many days you give us?

01:15:12.403 --> 01:15:16.618
Ooh, maybe we see the 4th of July.

01:15:16.618 --> 01:15:31.242
Wow, no Like, if shit's going in a trajectory in the downhill, fucking whatever that it looks like it's going, maybe for the July, I don't know.

01:15:31.242 --> 01:15:39.708
You know, give us a nice start of the summer and then fucking Hunger Games.

01:15:43.396 --> 01:15:44.983
I can't wait to go shopping on my street.

01:15:44.983 --> 01:15:49.662
That's a yes.

01:15:49.662 --> 01:15:51.180
I'd like everything you have in your house, please.

01:15:51.180 --> 01:15:59.582
Thank you, it's a direction you can fuck.

01:16:00.475 --> 01:16:03.103
Cause that's all you're going to hear from me out there.

01:16:03.103 --> 01:16:07.493
No, no, no man Like you get in the streets and yell yeah, bro, that's, I don't know.

01:16:07.493 --> 01:16:10.744
That's a short period of time.

01:16:13.466 --> 01:16:14.831
I mean, I would like to get to the July 4th.

01:16:14.831 --> 01:16:15.795
I wanted to have a barbecue.

01:16:17.185 --> 01:16:18.515
Can we at least have a 4th of July barbecue?

01:16:18.515 --> 01:16:20.734
Have it happen on the 5th or something?

01:16:23.521 --> 01:16:25.145
I'd go for Memorial Day.

01:16:25.145 --> 01:16:28.179
If you're going to go party, I'd pick that one first.

01:16:28.179 --> 01:16:29.623
This fucking guy.

01:16:31.617 --> 01:16:33.743
So that means no fancy football draft on Labor Day.

01:16:33.743 --> 01:16:39.595
I mean, do you think football stops before a war, maybe?

01:16:39.595 --> 01:16:42.423
Or the machine at the NFL is, they're just going to turn it out anyway.

01:16:44.676 --> 01:16:45.759
Get out there now at.

01:16:46.039 --> 01:16:48.386
Camp David the Chiefs.

01:16:48.386 --> 01:16:54.019
There's no electronics, but fucking YouTube is going to send people door to door asking do you want to buy the Sunday?

01:16:54.060 --> 01:17:01.243
ticket and now, for the one time, only the Camp David effect Chiefs versus the Commanders.

01:17:01.243 --> 01:17:04.780
That's what you're having right there.

01:17:04.780 --> 01:17:07.423
You got to have the commanders because it's fucking government.

01:17:07.614 --> 01:17:11.323
I mean, if we could get away with it, I'd love to see a sniper shoot Patrick Mahomes in the face.

01:17:11.323 --> 01:17:12.945
Oh, that'd be great Jesus.

01:17:13.887 --> 01:17:14.109
What?

01:17:14.109 --> 01:17:15.719
That is just very harsh.

01:17:16.400 --> 01:17:16.863
Why?

01:17:16.863 --> 01:17:17.385
You know what?

01:17:17.385 --> 01:17:19.382
I think he's got QB envy man.

01:17:19.382 --> 01:17:20.936
That's what it is.

01:17:21.096 --> 01:17:24.384
He's lashing out on these quarterbacks Because he doesn't have a QB.

01:17:24.384 --> 01:17:26.488
Because he doesn't have a QB.

01:17:26.488 --> 01:17:30.494
That's why that seems very, very below you, right.

01:17:31.559 --> 01:17:33.163
I mean it's gotta be pretty low to get below me.

01:17:34.640 --> 01:17:39.395
But I mean for you to lash out At these quarterbacks because you have no quarterback Is very childish.

01:17:44.425 --> 01:17:46.229
I didn't realize we turned this into a therapy show.

01:17:46.435 --> 01:17:48.502
Well, I think Kevin and I were just discussing this.

01:17:48.502 --> 01:17:52.574
We think it's very childish.

01:17:53.358 --> 01:18:01.382
There's a car waiting for you outside there better be a couple motherfuckers Gonna take you to an undisclosed area.

01:18:01.841 --> 01:18:02.573
I don't know about that.

01:18:02.573 --> 01:18:03.408
And yes means and no means.

01:18:03.408 --> 01:18:03.975
Yes, it's taking you to an undisclosed area.

01:18:03.975 --> 01:18:04.289
I don't know about that.

01:18:04.289 --> 01:18:04.586
And yes means and no means yes.

01:18:05.256 --> 01:18:06.280
Let's take you to Jersey.

01:18:07.577 --> 01:18:08.279
That might be okay.

01:18:08.279 --> 01:18:20.082
Safe word is snorkel, and Kevin made sure he's got the rape whistle on your neck, fidelio, never leave the house without a rape whistle.

01:18:21.635 --> 01:18:23.502
Especially if we get an EMP hit.

01:18:23.502 --> 01:18:27.779
Yeah, dude, oh my god, you're gonna get rape whistles going off like fucking.

01:18:28.323 --> 01:18:30.458
Listen, that's the easiest way to explain it.

01:18:30.458 --> 01:18:38.216
It's EMP, we're done, and you know, just deal with the people, that's it.

01:18:39.220 --> 01:18:39.796
Well, alright.

01:18:40.640 --> 01:18:41.101
Alright Kev.

01:18:41.855 --> 01:18:43.743
Hey, happy New Year, Right yeah.

01:18:45.234 --> 01:18:46.220
Goodwill to all.

01:18:46.220 --> 01:18:47.626
Shut up bitch.

01:18:52.021 --> 01:18:52.703
Let the boy watch.

01:18:52.703 --> 01:18:53.505
Let's have sex.

01:18:54.167 --> 01:18:58.296
Yeah, what we doing, live All right.

01:18:58.296 --> 01:19:02.621
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for another fucked up, dysfunctional episode of the Tickety Chow.

01:19:03.274 --> 01:19:05.783
Yeah, that was a good one, I thought, it was good, right.

01:19:06.957 --> 01:19:09.283
How about we start releasing some you know what?

01:19:09.283 --> 01:19:09.824
Skip it.

01:19:10.574 --> 01:19:11.657
Start with last week's.

01:19:11.657 --> 01:19:14.582
Last week's was good, this one, yeah, let's do it.

01:19:14.582 --> 01:19:16.948
Yeah, yeah, get right on that.

01:19:17.007 --> 01:19:19.034
Yeah, take a deep Right after you wake up.

01:19:19.034 --> 01:19:20.155
It's Did that happen.

01:19:20.155 --> 01:19:20.975
I want Chinese food.

01:19:20.975 --> 01:19:22.416
Outro Music.