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Season 4
Planet of the Apes - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up!
Jan. 6, 2023
Damn you!! Damn you all to Hell!!! Sorry, we're just upset that we're done with this delightful movies. Here be our official rankings of these classic films! Enjoy! Join our patreon for only $1 a month: www.patreon.com/L2W
Battle For the Planet of the Apes (w/ Chandler Smidt)
Jan. 1, 2023
Last movie of the series! Last movie of the year! Get your stinking paws off me, 2022! You were a damn dirty year and we never want to hear of the likes of you ever again....until 2023 sucks even more and then we will be nos…
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (w/ Sean Jarrett)
Jan. 1, 2023
GET READY FOR BLOOD!!! BRIGHT ORANGE PAINT-LIKE BLOOOOOOOODDD!!!! This is the violent one, kids! We watched the unrated version, which is of course, the official version per this podcast. The Great Sean Jarrett joins us ag…
Escape From the Planet of the Apes (w/ Alex Parslow)
Dec. 28, 2022
The world is destroyed. Ape, man, mutant...all gone in the blink of an eye. But....what if someone...ESCAPED?!?! This is basically the premise of ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES, which then proceeds to follow Zira and Co…
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (w/ Jacob Strick)
Dec. 3, 2022
Last time we just skimmed the surface. But this time, we're going....BENEATH!! Welcome back my sub-human friends! Let us take you back to the year 1970, when insane movies like this could still get made. We've got a Charl…
Planet of the Apes (w/ Don Fisco)
Nov. 1, 2022
We've crash landed on this strange bewildering place...is it a distant planet? Is it another dimension? Or is it...the...PLANET OF THE APES, BABY!! Editor and friend of the show, Don Fisco joins us once again to dive righ…
Vacation - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up! (w/ Special Guest: Alex Parslow)
Oct. 27, 2022
The vacation is finally over! We're pulling off that holiday road and headed straight for the planet of the apes! Check out our final rankings of the Vacation film franchise. Friend of the pod, Alex Parslow, decided to drop …
Vacation (2015)
Oct. 23, 2022
LEGASEQUEL! Learn the word because that's what this movie is. It's not quite a reboot, not quite a sequel...does that make it a good movie? Only one way to find out! Jeanne Jo joins us once again to break down this Americ…
Vegas Vacation
Oct. 11, 2022
Due to a scheduling SNAFU we have NO GUEST joining us to discuss possibly the best DAMM PG Las Vegas family film of all time: Vegas Vacation! And there's not a national lampoon in sight for this one! Tune in NOW to hear the …
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (w/ Kristian Odland)
Sept. 24, 2022
Get ready for the hap, hap, happiest Christmas episode since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F*cking Kaye! The One Minute Critic himself, Kristian Odland, returns once again to help us review this Griswold Christmas cla…
National Lampoon's European Vacation (w/ Will McLaughlin)
Sept. 2, 2022
The GriswAld's are at it again, and this time they're bringing their wacky antics to EUROPE. We watched National Lampoon's European Vacation, directed by Amy Heckerling (I know, right? Who knew?) We're not going to lie and s…
National Lampoon's Vacation (w/ Hope Abel & Henry Korneffel)
Aug. 22, 2022
Welcome to our newest movie franchise! The National Lampoon Vacation movies! This first of FIVE episodes is probably our most technically challenged episode ever! Plagued by microphone issues and a plumber in the apartme…
Harry Potter - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up!
Aug. 8, 2022
Goodbye, Harry Potter! It's been magical. Behold our official rankings of the Harry Potter films! Special thanks to all of our guests for this series: Jarale Phillips Shela Maung Chandler Smidt Michael Schatz Danie…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II (w/ Paul Jones)
Aug. 5, 2022
"ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END, MISTAH POTTAHHH" - Voldemort probably. We f&*CKing made it! The last Harry Potter film! This series was exhausting but we did it! It's truly been a magical journey that we will never …
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I (w/ Chris Heiman)
July 22, 2022
PENULTIMATE!! We've almost reached the end of our Harry Potter journey but before we get there, we've got this last banger to cover...THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART ONE, baby! This movie slows things down a bit, looks a litt…
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (w/ Ashley Chrisman)
July 7, 2022
It's time to take off your shirt and spin it around your head like a mutha f***in' helicopter because today we're talkin' about the half-blood priiiiiiince, baby! We've reached the 6th Harry Potter film and, man, do we wi…
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (w/ Daniel Leeds)
June 21, 2022
We're back and we're talking the Order of the Phoenix, baby! Harry's growing up before our eyes! No more John Denver haircuts in this one, which is a major PLUS. And this time around we get probably the best villain of the e…
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (w/ Mike Schatz)
June 6, 2022
On today's show we discuss the classic children's fantasy film, Harry Potter and the Triwizard Tournament...c'mon you know that's a better title, am I right?? Harry and the gang meet Robert Pattinson and it gets WILD! …
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (w/ Chandler Smidt)
May 26, 2022
Third times a charm! Get it? Charm....magic? Whatever, it's Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, people!! This one's got it all, a new director, a cooler/darker tone, new outfits, time travel, c'mon, TIME TRAVEL! It'…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (w/ Shela Maung)
May 9, 2022
Wingardium LevioSAH! We're back and the topic of today's show is that mutha flippin' chamber of secrets, BOIIII!! Dumbledore's secrets? Perhaps... tune in to find out! Joining us to discuss the second Harry Potter film is…
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (w/ Jarale Phillips)
April 26, 2022
And just like that....ABRA CADABRA, Y'ALL! It's time for a new franchiiiiiise! HARRY POTTER is the topic for the next few weeks as we dive deep into the magic and the lore of one of the most successful film franchises of …
Rocky - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up!
April 13, 2022
Come and find out how these movies weigh in! We rank all 6 Rocky movies right here! Which one will come out on top and which is the ultimate stinker? After we say a fond farewell to Rocky Balboa, let's give a hearty hello…
Rocky Balboa (w/ Megan Seely)
April 11, 2022
This is the final round, baby! Sixteen years after Rocky V comes this final* movie of the original Rocky film series. Does the series go out on a high note or is it a TKO? You've come this far, might as well listen to fin…
Rocky V (w/ Arbi Derzakharian)
March 30, 2022
GO FOR IT! Rocky's back and he's dumber than ever! Proving that money makes you smarter, Rocky Balboa goes back to basics in this classically forgettable sequel. So many odd choices.. How old is Rocky Jr.? Why is there no…
Rocky IV (w/ Juel Taylor & Tony Rettenmaier)
March 14, 2022
If we ever needed someone to stop Russia again...NOW IS THE TIME. Rocky Balboa returns once again to battle his greatest foe yet: THE SOVIET UNION. Statistically, this movie is 33% montage, which is a tactic that most …
Rocky III (w/ Sean Addo)
March 1, 2022
I pity the fool who doesn't like Rocky 3! That's right, this is the one where Rocky fights Mr. T, aka CLUBBER LANG, which could possibly be the best character name in a franchise that is full of awesome character names. S…
Rocky II (w/ Michael Starr)
Feb. 18, 2022
REEEEMAAAATCHHHHHH!! That's right, it's Rocky Balboa vs. Apollo Creed for the title....again! This time the movie is directed by Stallone too! What can't that man do? We all thoroughly enjoyed this one, mainly because thi…