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Speed (w/ Jarale Phillips)
May 23, 2023
We're not slowing down and neither is that bus! Our first SPEED episode is coming in HOT! Welcome to the first of THREE back-to-back-to-back TWO-FER movie franchises! First up is the Jan De Bont classic: Speed! Starring Ke…
The Naked Gun - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up!
May 19, 2023
Let's see how this series stacks up! https://www.patreon.com/L2W
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (w/ Paul Beswick)
May 16, 2023
It's the BOMB! We're going out with a bang on this one! Friend of the pod and first time guest Paul Beswick joins us to analyze this wholesome American comedy classic. Is the third entry funnier than the second? Tune in to …
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
May 9, 2023
I LOVE IT! That's right, Frank Drebin is back on the beat and this time he's out to get -- you guessed it -- Robert Goulet! Our boi, Arbi Derzakharian, joins us once again to investigate this American comedy classic film. …
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (w/ Jonathan Maurer)
May 2, 2023
Nice beaver! That's right, we're covering the Naked Gun movies! Born from a little-known TV show called "Police Squad," The Naked Gun brings together the creative minds of Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker for one of the funnies…
Evil Dead - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up!
April 28, 2023
Five movies, five scores, who will come out on top?!? What an incredible franchise! We hope you enjoyed watching these movies as much as we did. Thank you to our series guests: - Andrew Hobson - Jordyn Barber - Paul Jones…
Evil Dead Rise (w/ Alex Parslow)
April 25, 2023
SPOILER ALERT: WE WILL RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET! We have reached the final (for now) entry in the Evil Dead franchise of films. Lee Cronin's EVIL DEAD RISE! How does it stack up against those that c…
Evil Dead (2013) (w/ Sabrina Nouadir)
April 18, 2023
THE EVIL HAS BEEN REBOOTED!! Or is this a sequel? No one really knows! Is this movie good or totally forgettable? Possibly both? HOW CAN THAT BE?? Listen to find out! Joining us all the way from America's hat: Canada is no…
Army of Darkness (w/ Paul Jones)
April 11, 2023
Army of Darkness aka, MEDIEVAL DEAD (what a missed opportunity with that title!) is the topic of discussion today. This. Movie. RULES. It rules in so many ways that you just have to listen to hear why! Returning to the show…
Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (w/ Jordyn Barber)
April 4, 2023
Groovy! Welcome to Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn! Bruce Campbell is back again as Ash in a....completely different take on the cabin in the woods story. This time with a bigger budget and a bigger sense of humor. IT'S FUNNY NOW!…
The Evil Dead (w/ Andrew Hobson)
March 28, 2023
We're baaaaackkkkk!!! Sorry for the delay everyone but we've been making some big changes behind the scenes over here at License to Watch HQ. First off, we're slowing down our output so that we can put more of a focus on eac…
Planet of the Apes - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up!
Jan. 6, 2023
Damn you!! Damn you all to Hell!!! Sorry, we're just upset that we're done with this delightful movies. Here be our official rankings of these classic films! Enjoy! Join our patreon for only $1 a month: www.patreon.com/L2W
Battle For the Planet of the Apes (w/ Chandler Smidt)
Jan. 1, 2023
Last movie of the series! Last movie of the year! Get your stinking paws off me, 2022! You were a damn dirty year and we never want to hear of the likes of you ever again....until 2023 sucks even more and then we will be nos…
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (w/ Sean Jarrett)
Jan. 1, 2023
GET READY FOR BLOOD!!! BRIGHT ORANGE PAINT-LIKE BLOOOOOOOODDD!!!! This is the violent one, kids! We watched the unrated version, which is of course, the official version per this podcast. The Great Sean Jarrett joins us ag…
Escape From the Planet of the Apes (w/ Alex Parslow)
Dec. 28, 2022
The world is destroyed. Ape, man, mutant...all gone in the blink of an eye. But....what if someone...ESCAPED?!?! This is basically the premise of ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES, which then proceeds to follow Zira and Co…
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (w/ Jacob Strick)
Dec. 3, 2022
Last time we just skimmed the surface. But this time, we're going....BENEATH!! Welcome back my sub-human friends! Let us take you back to the year 1970, when insane movies like this could still get made. We've got a Charl…
Planet of the Apes (w/ Don Fisco)
Nov. 1, 2022
We've crash landed on this strange bewildering place...is it a distant planet? Is it another dimension? Or is it...the...PLANET OF THE APES, BABY!! Editor and friend of the show, Don Fisco joins us once again to dive righ…
Vacation - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up! (w/ Special Guest: Alex Parslow)
Oct. 27, 2022
The vacation is finally over! We're pulling off that holiday road and headed straight for the planet of the apes! Check out our final rankings of the Vacation film franchise. Friend of the pod, Alex Parslow, decided to drop …
Vacation (2015)
Oct. 23, 2022
LEGASEQUEL! Learn the word because that's what this movie is. It's not quite a reboot, not quite a sequel...does that make it a good movie? Only one way to find out! Jeanne Jo joins us once again to break down this Americ…
Vegas Vacation
Oct. 11, 2022
Due to a scheduling SNAFU we have NO GUEST joining us to discuss possibly the best DAMM PG Las Vegas family film of all time: Vegas Vacation! And there's not a national lampoon in sight for this one! Tune in NOW to hear the …
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (w/ Kristian Odland)
Sept. 24, 2022
Get ready for the hap, hap, happiest Christmas episode since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F*cking Kaye! The One Minute Critic himself, Kristian Odland, returns once again to help us review this Griswold Christmas cla…
National Lampoon's European Vacation (w/ Will McLaughlin)
Sept. 2, 2022
The GriswAld's are at it again, and this time they're bringing their wacky antics to EUROPE. We watched National Lampoon's European Vacation, directed by Amy Heckerling (I know, right? Who knew?) We're not going to lie and s…
National Lampoon's Vacation (w/ Hope Abel & Henry Korneffel)
Aug. 22, 2022
Welcome to our newest movie franchise! The National Lampoon Vacation movies! This first of FIVE episodes is probably our most technically challenged episode ever! Plagued by microphone issues and a plumber in the apartme…
Harry Potter - Franchise Ranking and Wrap Up!
Aug. 8, 2022
Goodbye, Harry Potter! It's been magical. Behold our official rankings of the Harry Potter films! Special thanks to all of our guests for this series: Jarale Phillips Shela Maung Chandler Smidt Michael Schatz Danie…