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July 07, 2021

Conan the Barbarian - Franchise Ranking and Wrap-Up!

The movies may be over, but his LEGEND will live on in our hearts forever... This is the end of our TRILOGY of TWO-FER's series. Next time, we'll be back with a movie series that has more than only 2 movies... JAWS!! That's right, folks, we're taking a DIVE into our SUMMER SERIES! These movies are THE BEST. Four totally different and totally insane movies ranging from absolute unit's to absolute pieces of shark shit. GET READY, that's all I have to say. Here's our official schedule of episodes: 7/19/21 - Jaws 8/02/21 - Jaws 2 8/16/21 - Jaws 3-D 8/30/21 - Jaws: The Revenge Thanks to all of our guests for this series: Tim Kozlenko and Kristian Odland! Check them out on social media! Don't forget to join our Patreon for only $1 at www.patreon.com/L2W

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July 05, 2021

Conan the Destroyer (w/ Kristian Odland)

We came. We watched. We CONQUERED! Conan, we hardly knew ye! Listen in as we close out this illustrious franchise by breaking down it's first and only sequel: Conan the Destroyer! Joining us for this episode is returning guest and friend of the pod, Kristian Odland! Here is the official description of this classic film: "Conan is back, and he's clearly taken acting lessons since his last adventure. This time he is teamed up with Bob the Goon from Batman, Mayday from View to a Kill, Garth's female counterpart from Wayne's World 2, Wilt Chamberlain, and a narrating wizard...what could go wrong?" Follow Kristian on Instagram at: 1MinuteCritic Or Twitter here: @1MinuteCritic Subscribe to One Minute Critic on YouTube Follow Kristian on Twitter here: @kreshjun And don't forget to join our Patreon for just $1 www.patreon.com/L2W

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June 22, 2021

Conan the Barbarian (w/ Tim Kozlenko)

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the suns of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, CONAN, destined to wear the jewelled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is us, his chroniclers, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let us tell you of the days of podcasts of high adventure! That's right, we watched CONAN THE BARBARIAN, the first of two films in our final TRILOGY OF TWO-FERS series coverage! Joining us once again to break down this classic is the music maestro himself, Tim Kozlenko! Here is the official 1982 description of this film: "After watching his mother get beheaded by Mufasa, a small boy rapidly grows up to become an Austrian bodybuilder named CONAN. Hell-bent on avenging the death of his mother, Conan teams up with a merry band of misfits and heads off to take down the evil snake cult. He punches a camel and bangs a witch on his way though." Special thank you to friend of the pod, Max Serwitz, aka, SVBVRB for coming in and creating a banger of a remix of the Conan theme song! You can find more music by SVBVRB at the following link: https://fanlink.to/SVBVRB Become our patron over at www.patreon.com/L2W for just $1 a month!

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June 09, 2021

Magic Mike - Franchise Rankings and Wrap-Up!

The party is over, everyone! There are no more Magic Mike movies left to cover... ...But ALAS, we move on to its official franchise rankings! We hope you enjoyed watching these movies along with us because we certainly learned a lot. That's not really true, because I can't think of anything we learned from these movies....except maybe the words to "Pony" by Ginuwine. We'd like to thank our guests for this series, Rose Surnow and Daniel Leeds! Be sure to follow them on social media! Here is our upcoming release schedule for our next film franchise series, CONAN! 6/21/21 - Conan The Barbarian 7/5/21 - Conan The Destroyer Become our patreon for only $1 a month! www.patreon.com/L2W

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June 07, 2021

Magic Mike XXL (w/ Daniel Leeds)

Magic Mike is BACK and this time? IN ROAD TRIP FORM! This movie has everything you want in a male stripper movie...oh, except male frontal nudity, of course! Joining us in covering this exquisite film is none other than friend of the pod, Daniel Leeds! Here is the official synopsis of this classic film: "Magic Mike's old stripper friends pay him a visit to tell him about a male stripper convention that they need to go to together. Mike obliges and then sh*t gets cray REAL FAST. JK! This movie has no stakes! It's just a fun and weird ride through the male stripping underbelly....which I realize sounds disgusting..." Follow Daniel on Instagram: @danleedz And become a patron for just $1 a month: www.patreon.com/L2W

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May 24, 2021

Magic Mike (w/ Rose Surnow)

Welcome to the 2nd of 3 TWO-FER franchise coverage series we'll be doing! With the Mortal Kombat franchise officially in the bag, we can now move onto Harris's weird-ass pick.... MAGIC MIKE!!! 2012's greatest movie? IT'S. QUITE. POSSIBLE. This is a movie about the greatest art form, that which is the art of DANCE. Behold this feast for the eyes....via your ears! Here is the official synopsis of this classic film: "Alright, so Mike is a male stripper who works at a strip club, wherein he is the only employee who knows how to dance. He seduces a young stud to join his weird gang of pectoral-clad, oiled up bro's to make some moola. But the young stud turns out to actually be a young DUD and starts to mess it all up. Also Mike might be magic, he might fall in love and Matthew McConaughey might actually say 'alright, alright, alright' in this movie. Classic." Joining us for this sexy ass movie is none other than writer and comedian, Rose Surnow! Be sure to check out Rose's hilarious Sex and the City review podcast, Couldn't Help But Wonder! Follow her show on Twitter: @CHBWpod Follow her show on Instagram too: @chbwpod Also follow Rose on Twitter: @rosesurnow And Instagram here: @rosesurnow BECOME OUR PATRON FOR ONLY $1: www.patreon.com/L2W

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May 12, 2021

Mortal Kombat - Franchise Rankings and Wrap-Up!

Fatality... We took on both rounds of Mortal Kombat movies and beat it to a bloody pulp! Join Matt, Colin, and Harris as they attempt to do the complicated math that ultimately determines this franchise's place among the rest. We'd like to thank our guests for this series: Chris Bashen (@cbashen on Twitter) Jesse Lyons (@guytalians on Twitter or @guytalianseatingitalian on Instagram) And please check out their respective podcasts! Nerd Outcast Podcast (Chris) Guy-talians Eating Italian (Jesse) Our next two-fer movie franchise is MAGIC MIKE, here is the release schedule for those episodes: Magic Mike (2012) - 5/24/2021 Showgirls (1995) - 5/31/2021 (Patreon Bonus Only) Magic Mike XXL (2015) - 6/07/2021 Don't forget to become our patron so you can hear the boyz discuss the Mortal Kombat reboot among other non-franchise classics right here: www.patreon.com/L2W

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May 10, 2021

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (w/ Jesse Lyons)

Round 2...FIGHT! Mortal Kombat, we hardly knew ye! This is it! The 2nd and final installment of the MK franchise of films. What did we think of it? Has time been kind to this disasterpiece? Tune in to hear what we thought! Friend and co-host of the Guy-talians Eating Italian podcast, Jesse Lyons, joins us for this one! As always, here is the official synopsis for this classic film: "Liu Kang, Kitana, Johnny Cage, and Sonya return to continue the fight for Earthrealm. Spoiler alert: Johnny Cage is taken out like a bitch in the first minute of this movie though! The rest of the movie is just random character after random character jumping out in cheap costumes every couple of minutes really.." Check out Guy-talians Eating Italian right here: https://t.co/3xICrmrRE9?amp=1 Follow Jesse's podcast on Twitter: @Guytalians  Follow the Guytalians on Instagram: @guytalianseatingitalian Thanks to C.ROCC for making those sweet MK beats! Follow him on Bandcamp here: https://chrismorocco.bandcamp.com/ Become an L2W patron for only $1 a month right here: www.patreon.com/L2W

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April 26, 2021

Mortal Kombat (w/ Chris Bashen)

MOR TAL KOM BAT!!! WELCOME to the first of THREE two-fer franchises that we will be covering on THIS PODCAST RIGHT HERE. Matt's franchise pick is up first and that, of course, is "Mortal Kombat." The two films that comprise this ultimate franchise are 1995's "Mortal Kombat," followed by 1997's "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation." This episode covers the Paul W.S. Anderson 1995 classic film and not the 2021 version (although that one may pop up soon if you are a subscriber of our Patreon page!) Our guest for this episode is the host of the NerdOutcast Podcast, Chris Bashen! If you're IN THE KNOW, you'd know that the L2W boyz were recently guests on Chris's show to discuss the "Predator" film series. Well, guess what? WE GOT HIM TO ENTER THE THUNDERDOME AND COME TO OUR SHOW, MUAHAHAHA!!  As always, here is the official synopsis for this classic film: "A Hollywood elite, Veronica Vaughn, and Liu Kang are summoned by Highlander to enter Mortal Com....ahem, KOMbat, an ancient tournament that is held once every hundred years or something. If they lose then our world will be destroyed, but if they win...then we get to hear that Halcyon + On + On song from "Hackers"...you know the one." Listen to Chris Bashen's NerdOutcast Podcast: https://nerdoutcast.podbean.com Follow Chris Bashen on Twitter: @cbashen Check out his website too: www.chrisbashen.com Thanks to C.ROCC for bangin' out hit after hit with these custom intro songs. Check out his music here: https://chrismorocco.bandcamp.com/  Be the first to hear us discuss the Mortal Kombat reboot on our Patreon page for only $1 a month: www.patreon.com/L2W

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April 14, 2021

Batman - Franchise Rankings and Wrap-Up!

The Dark Knight Saga is complete. Was it worth it? That's for you to decide... We watched all 4 films and ranked them! Listen to this episode to see how they stack up! Will we see Batman again someday? MOST LIKELY. A very special thanks to all of our guests for this series and remember to follow them all on social media: Jordan Pridgen (@JordanPigeon on Twitter) Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick on Twitter and @greasypizzadude on Instagram) Aaron Cooley (@CooleyA on Twitter) Chandler Smidt (@Smidiot4 on Twitter and @Smidiot on Instagram) Up next, we'll begin part 1 of our TRILOGY OF TWO-FERS by covering the illustrious MORTAL KOMBAT film franchise. Below is our schedule of episodes and release dates for the upcoming series: 1) Mortal Kombat (1995) on 04/26/21 2) Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) on 05/10/21 Please join our Patreon for only $1 a month:  www.patreon.com/L2W

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April 12, 2021

Batman & Robin (w/ Chandler Smidt)

ICE to see you once again! We're back for the final installment of the Batman Motion Picture Anthology: Batman & Robin! Hope you like puns because this one's GOT 'EM ALL! Also, this is a very special episode for a different reason....IT'S L2W'S FIRST BIRTHDAY, BABY!!! Our very first episode (as License To Watch) was released exactly one year ago today! Congratulations to anyone who has stuck with us since the beginning. And a VERY special pat on the back to anyone who has stuck with us since the VERY beginning (when we were still Bondcast...James Bondcast!) Thanks to all of you who listen, WE LOVE YOU GUYS! Returning once again to help us close out a franchise is L2W staple, Chandler Smidt! Here is the official synopsis of this film: "Batman and Robin's nipples return once again to defeat the frozen Austrian Oak, Mr. Freeze, and the delightfully hammy Poison Ivy. Batgirl also joins the gang too, nipples and all! There isn't really a plot so...um, that's it!" Follow Chandler on Twitter: @smidiot4 And don't forget to become a patron right here: www.patreon.com/L2W

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March 01, 2021

Batman (w/ Jordan Pridgen)

Before Battinson and Batfleck, before Nolan and Christian Bale.... There was BURTON and KEATON!!! That's right! We're talkin' BATMAN (1989), BABYYYYY!!! This is the 1st of our 4 episode journey into the Batman Motion Picture Anthology, and boy are we happy to finally be here! Joining us for this first entry is none other than writer and comedian, Jordan Pridgen! Here is the official synopsis of this classic film: "A weird 1940's, but also modern, version of Gotham City is protected by a strange creature of the night known as BATBOY...or something. Meanwhile, a chemically deformed freak named Jack dresses up like a clown and somehow convinces a bunch of mobsters to be his lackeys. How does he do it, you ask? Clever marketing!! Seriously, how sweet are those Joker jackets?!? Also, Prince sings a bunch of songs and we are all better for it." Follow Jordan on Twitter: @JordanPigeon Check out his Twitch stuff here: www.twitch.tv/savingthrowshow You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Join our Patreon! www.patreon.com/L2W

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February 17, 2021

Lethal Weapon - Franchise Rankings and Wrap-Up!

We're too old for this shit...  All 4 Lethal Weapon films have been watched and ranked. Now it's time to see how it all panned out! Check out our findings in this glorious episode! A very special thanks to all of our guests for this series and remember to follow them all on social media: Carl Tart (@DammitCarl on Instagram) Kristian Odland (@1MinuteCritic on Twitter and Instagram) Chris Morocco (@c.rocc on Instagram) Tim Kozlenko (living off the grid) Up next, we'll be covering the BATMAN franchise (the motion picture anthology), which consists of four classic films (2 from Tim Burton, 2 from Joel Schumacher). Below is our schedule of episodes and release dates for the upcoming series: 1) Batman (1989) on 03/01/21 2) Batman Returns (1992) on 03/15/21 3) Batman Forever (1995) on 03/29/21 4) Batman & Robin (1997) on 04/12/21 Join our Patreon for only $1 a month:  www.patreon.com/L2W

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February 15, 2021

Lethal Weapon 4 (w/ Tim Kozlenko)

This is it, the last Lethal Weapon movie. Do Riggs and Murtaugh ride off gracefully into the sunset or do they go out in an epic blaze of glory? Maybe they go out like an Olive Garden commercial..I dunno.. Joining us for this one is friend of the pod and creator of the License to Watch theme song, Tim Kozlenko! Here is the official synopsis for this film: "Riggs and Murtaugh are back and looking younger than ever somehow! Watch as they dispatch nameless bad guys with ease. Watch out because Jet Li is the villain this time and he knows martial arts, something that Riggs used to know in the first movie but not anymore for some reason. You might say that Li is a 'Lethal Weapon?' Get ready to cringe and half-heartedly laugh through one more ridiculous adventure as Riggs's asinine comments and casual racism are tolerated for one final go at it." Tune in to the end to hear what our next franchise will be! Join our patreon for only $1 a month: www.patreon.com/L2W

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February 01, 2021

Lethal Weapon 3 (w/ Chris Morocco)

The magic is back...again! This time we are joined by the music-maker himself, C.ROCC! aka our former engineer/producer, Chris Morocco! Here is the official synopsis of this film: "Riggs and Murtaugh are BACK AGAIN! But this time, it's the 90's! That means Leo's got bleached blonde hair, everyone's in a SoCal street gang, and Murtaugh's still getting ready to retire. Riggs dials up his attitude to 11 in this one for some reason." Follow Chris on Instagram: @c.rocc Don't forget to become a patron: www.patreon.com/L2W

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