Damn you!! Damn you all to Hell!!! Sorry, we're just upset that we're done with this delightful movies. Here be our official rankings of these classic films! Enjoy!


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Last movie of the series! Last movie of the year! Get your stinking paws off me, 2022! You were a damn dirty year and we never want to hear of the likes of you ever again....until 2023 sucks even more and then we will be nostalgic for that wet hot...

GET READY FOR BLOOD!!! BRIGHT ORANGE PAINT-LIKE BLOOOOOOOODDD!!!!

This is the violent one, kids! We watched the unrated version, which is of course, the official version per this podcast.

The Great Sean Jarrett joins us again to break down another...

The world is destroyed. Ape, man, mutant...all gone in the blink of an eye. But....what if someone...ESCAPED?!?!

This is basically the premise of ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES, which then proceeds to follow Zira and Cornelius as they go shopping...

Last time we just skimmed the surface. But this time, we're going....BENEATH!!

Welcome back my sub-human friends! Let us take you back to the year 1970, when insane movies like this could still get made. We've got a Charlton Heston lookalike,...

We've crash landed on this strange bewildering place...is it a distant planet? Is it another dimension? Or is it...the...PLANET OF THE APES, BABY!!

Editor and friend of the show, Don Fisco joins us once again to dive right into the original classic...

The vacation is finally over! We're pulling off that holiday road and headed straight for the planet of the apes! Check out our final rankings of the Vacation film franchise. Friend of the pod, Alex Parslow, decided to drop in for the final results...

LEGASEQUEL! Learn the word because that's what this movie is. It's not quite a reboot, not quite a sequel...does that make it a good movie? Only one way to find out!

Jeanne Jo joins us once again to break down this American movie classic!...

Due to a scheduling SNAFU we have NO GUEST joining us to discuss possibly the best DAMM PG Las Vegas family film of all time: Vegas Vacation! And there's not a national lampoon in sight for this one! Tune in NOW to hear the wackyness!

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Get ready for the hap, hap, happiest Christmas episode since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F*cking Kaye!

The One Minute Critic himself, Kristian Odland, returns once again to help us review this Griswold Christmas classic! Is it the best movie...