June 1, 2023

You can put pants on a dog...but love will still find a way

You can put pants on a dog...but love will still find a way

Lilo and Stitch are in love. And they wear pants. But someone left them alone in the yard for 10 minutes and now they are parents. Dogs with pants.

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The Shark Deck Johnny Mack with five
good News stories. There's this guy in

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the UK. He's fed up with
the potholes, so he has started filling

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the potholes with noodles. I'm not
sure that's the best plan, but let's

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check get out. Mark Morrell,
known on social media as Mister Pothole,

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He's teamed up with noodle brand pot
Noodles to urge the government to fix the

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potholes. Originally, he plants,
put rubber ducks in potholes and even feed

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the potholes cake on their birthdays.
None of that worked out, so he

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teamed up with pot Noodles. He
told Metro nothing fills a hole like a

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pot noodle. Who better to team
up with to highlight the ridiculous state of

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the UK's roads. What happens when
you drive over a pothole filled with noodles?

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I guess it's better than just a
pothole. I guess. I remember

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you'd be back in school and you'd
like slip up and call your teacher mom

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or dad. Apparently that happens all
the time. There's a teacher's for him

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on TikTok, and one teacher said
today I was called the name I've never

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ever been called before, and this
is how I know I'm teaching a different

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generation. A student today accidentally called
me Alexa. An adventurer has gone viral

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after climbing a mountain in a suit
just to prove he could do it.

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Nobutaka Sada is forty nine. He
climbed Malaysia's tallest peak. He wore a

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custom made suit and had a messenger
bag with him and promoted his suit line.

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All right, I'll play, mister
Sada, he said. We climbed

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an altitude difference of twenty three hundred
meters in tropical humidity and rain. But

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these custom made suits guesses up to
the level of being able to attend a

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business meeting. Congratulations to Brian Winslow. He's eighty six and he's broken the

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world weightlifting record. He's the world's
strongest granddad. Apparently he's broken both the

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British and the world record for deadlifting
in his age group. He lifted one

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hundred and sixty five pounds on his
first attempt. He then smashed his own

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record and lifted one hundred and seventy
one pounds on a second left. Then

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he went for another record tried to
lift one hundred and seventy two pounds,

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Oh those naughty bulldogs Lilo and Stitch,

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they lived together they wear pants.
Why do they wear pants? Johnny Mack?

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Because their owners didn't want them to
have any young bulldogs. Well,

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love finds a way. They took
Lilo to the vet and guess what,

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Lilo's having some puppies, which is
crazy because Lilo had been wearing protective season

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pants, which is differently crazy.
The dog underwear is meant to stop a

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dog in heat from staining anywhere with
blood. Right, that makes sense,

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and it's supposed to help prevent it. Well, it doesn't make sense,

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and it's supposed to help prevent any
frisky mutts from you know, oo la

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la. But burently, Lilo and
Stitch got a ten minute encounter. They

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were allowed out in the garden at
the same time, and Stitch took his

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chance, hopped on top, and
like I said, love finds a way.

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One of their humans said they were
out there for about ten minutes.

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My daughter was horrified. When she
realized what was going on, she shouted

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for us and we both went flying
downstairs and out of the garden. Lilo

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had her pants on and they weren't
locked, so we thought it'd be a

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narrow escape. But when the vets
told us she was pregnant. We were

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absolutely shocked. Their humans shared the
news on their social media page with a

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hilarious pregnancy photoshoot. Stitch is described
as looking very pleased with himself. And

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I know the podcast is called five
Good News Stories, but if you're a

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dog named Stitch, I've got one
piece of bad news for you. Your

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schedule to go to the vet.
Snip snip, Sorry, budd. Follow

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