May 18, 2026

We Found D’Artagnan!

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Johnny Mac shares five good news stories: In the Netherlands, human remains found beneath the Saint Peter and Paul Church may be Charles de Batz de Castelmore—D’Artagnan—pending DNA testing in Munich; the grave included a bullet and a 1660 coin. In Japan, the Henn na Resort and Spa Kansai Airport checks guests in with multilingual robot dinosaurs and offers themed rooms, ocean views, and multiple baths and saunas. In Brazil, scientists report vast termite-built marundas—possibly 200 million mounds visible via satellite—likely waste dumps for an underground tunnel network, some up to 4,000 years old. In England, a nine-month-old capybara named Samba escaped Marwell Zoo and remains missing as staff search with thermal drones. In Annapolis, an annual sock-burning festival continues a tradition begun in 1977.

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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hey there on Johnny Mack with five

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good news stories. A discovery in the Netherlands may have

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solved one of history's more romantic mysteries. Human remains were

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found beneath the church. They are believed to belong to

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Charles Debats to Castlemore. You may know him as d'Artagnan.

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That's right, one of the three Musketeers. d'Artagnan served King

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Louis the fourteenth and was killed in sixteen seventy three,

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but for more than three hundred and fifty years, no

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confirmed burial site had ever been found. The skeleton was

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found beneath the Saint Peter and Paul Church. The deacon

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was curious about what was under a section of some

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damaged floor tiles. After spotting what appeared to be a

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hidden wall, the deacon started to investigate. He called in

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an archaeologist. Soon they found human remains. The deacon told

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the BBC, we became quite silent when we found the

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first bone. He was buried on sacred ground below where

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the altar was. We found the bullet to put an

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end to his life, and we found a coin from

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six exteen sixteen. His grave and it was from the

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bishop who attended mass for the roy solel. A spokesperson said,

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whether these skeletal remains can actually be attributed to the

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musketeer d'Artagnan must be determined by the DNA research currently

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being conducted in Munich. d'Artagnan was a real historical figure.

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He was captain of the Musketeers of the Guard, a

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close ally of the king, and a man who died

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in battle, long before fiction transformed him into a legend.

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You like to travel, you might be interested in this

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new hotel in Japan. Guests are greeted not by a clerk,

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but by a robot, and not just a robot dinosaur,

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and the robot dinosaur speaks multiple languages. I'm intrigued, a

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social media influencer said, book this day, not knowing I'd

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be checked in by dinosaurs and low key, I was terrified.

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It was eight pm, I was exhausted after a flight,

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and I had a walk from the train station and

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pitch dark to get here. Then these prehistoric receptionists welcome me,

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and I was like, whoa. But Annalyn, the social media

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influencer says, but real talk. They were somehow more polite

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than the human sign. The check in was smooth, and

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this place is super clean and quirky in the best way.

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The Henna Resort on Spot Kansai Airport offers ocean views,

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themed rooms including Ninja and pirate designs, and facilities such

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as indoor and open air bats, a mineral miss sauna,

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and a dry sauna. The restaurant is under the supervision

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of a Michelin one star chef. Nice shop by some

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termites in Brazil. They've spent thousands of years building something

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so big it can be seen from space. The termites

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create earthen mounds known as Marundez. Researchers estimate there may

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be as many as two hundred million of the mounds,

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some standing around seven feet tall and stretching thirty feet across.

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Scientists now think the mounds are not actually homes. They

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function more like waste dumps for a huge underground network

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of termite tunnels and colonies spread across the landscape. The

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soil in that part of Brazil is dry and poor

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for forming. That's helped preserve the structures for centuries. Some

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might be four thousand years old. The true scale of

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the mounds became clear once satellite imagery revealed just how

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enormous and uniform the pattern was from above. Stephen Martin

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is with the University of Salford, and he said, I

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looked on Google Earth and realized they're everywhere in this area,

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but I could find nothing about them online. It's like

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as if all the supermarkets were open for one day

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a year to see the termites have an annual feeding day.

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The person with the fastest car would get the most food.

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You need a network of roads to get to the

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supermarket as quickly as you can, because you're an open

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competition with other colonies. Why only once a year? They

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don't know? Mister Martin said, we don't know of any

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termite species that hybername, but maybe they do. If you're

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in England, keep an eye out for a cappa bara

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named Samba. Samba escape from the Marwell Zoo shortly after

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arriving at said zoo. Samba is a nine month old

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Capa Bara. It had just been transferred from Jimmy's Farm

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and Wildlife Park. A second Capo bara, Tango, also got out,

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but Tango was recovered, Samba still among the missing. Claudie

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was walking her dog and told the BBC. I thought

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it was a deer. You don't usually see a cape

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bara on your walks. That was the last known sighting

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at the time of this recording. ZOOS staff have been

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trying to locate Samba using thermal drones. Laura Reed is

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the chief executive officer of Marwell Wildlife and set the

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camp of Bars the size of a small to medium dog,

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not as big as a spaniel, light brown, but not

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fully grown. She's only nine months old. We strongly advise

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approaching Samba or disturbing any area she may be hiding

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in to prevent causing her stress. Under no circumstances should

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a member of the public trying to recapture Samba by themselves.

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And have you burned your socks? Well, that's what they

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do in Annapolis. It's an annual festival with Charles, hundreds

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of people. This started back in nineteen seventy seven, during

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one of the coldest seasons. They had the bay froze

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over and a local sailor got so fed up with

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the cold weather he decided he was going to take

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his socks off and burn them. Bob Turner is credited

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with starting the tradition. According to Baltimore magazine. Turner found

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two things unbearable, winter and wearing socks. He said, I'm

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not putting them on again until next winter. Others say

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the annual festival is really just an excuse to drink,

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but I hold it around sock burning and bringing out

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the old and ringing in the new, and you've got

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a good party. It sounds like fun. And those are

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your five good news stories for today. Have a good day.