June 3, 2024

This is my pizza, but you're not my dog, because this isn't my car!

This is my pizza, but you're not my dog, because this isn't my car!

In this episode, Johnny Mack shares five heartwarming and intriguing news stories. Chris Martin of Coldplay gives a ride to a fan with a dodgy hip on her way to a concert. Japanese beverage maker Kirin introduces an electrified spoon that enhances salty taste without added sodium. A large-scale rewilding effort relocates 2,000 white rhinos to protected African areas. 88-year-old Pete impressively surpasses his daily walking goal of 7,000 steps. Lastly, a mix-up involving a pizza, a dog, and the wrong car emphasizes the importance of not leaving key fobs in unattended vehicles.

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Caalaroga Shark Media. Hi there,
I'm hunning back with fine good news stories

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and good news. If you're on
your way to the cold Play concert,

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you see Chris Martin. He's the
singer for cold Play. He was on

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his way to a cold Play concert, which is good because if you go

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to a cold Play concert, you
kind of want the singer to be there.

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Anyway, he was at Radio one's
big weekend music festival. He's on

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his way. He's in his black
Mercedes, and he saw a woman leaning

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against a fence. Sandre is sixty
four and suffers from what she calls a

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dodgy right hip. She was walking
to the box office for an accessibility ticket.

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She decided to rest for a moment. Then a Mercedes pulls up and

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says, Hey, do you want
to get in? She tells the BBC.

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The door opens and I say,
oh, that's Chris Martin. I

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can't get in with him. But
she got in why wouldn't you? And

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they really hit it off. She
said they were chatting like two old ladies.

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When they got to the arena.
Martin shure there was a golf cart

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found to take Glenn to the box
office. Hey, good news, if

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you like salty taste, but not
any of that sodium. Japanese beverage maker

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Kieran Holdings is selling listen to this
an electrified spoon. Now that scares me.

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Electricity plus metal plus my mouth.
I'm a little worried, but I'll

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hear you out. Researchers say the
electrified spoon enhances salty tastes without added sodium.

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The electric salt spoon uses a weak
electric field to concentrate sodium ions on

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the tongue, increasing perceived saltiness.
That was just a fun sentence to say.

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This could be helpful for people who
love salty foods, but gotta watch

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the blood pressure. Right. We'll
keep an eye on that story. Good

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news if you're a white rhino,
you and nineteen hundred and ninety nine friends

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are being rewilded into secure, protected
areas in Africa over the next ten years.

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Forty white rhinos already on their way
to their new home at the Mooniwana

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Conservancy in South Africa. It's a
continent wide effort organized by a group called

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African Parks. The movement is called
a Rhino rewild. They have acquired two

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thousand Southern white rhinos that had been
privately owned by a multi millionaire who dreamed

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of keeping them in a preserve for
the purpose of harvesting their horns to flood

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the illegal rhino horn trade. Yikes. The Southern white rhino had reached an

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all time low of between listen to
this number thirty to forty animals back in

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the nineteen thirties. Conservation measures have
increased the population to approximately twenty thousand by

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twenty twelve. Not an awesome number, but a lot better than thirty.

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Right, kgo caught up with Pete. Pete is eighty eight years old.

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He heads out to the trails every
day with a goal of seven thousand steps.

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He says, as age has gotten
to me. I've gone from marathons

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down to this, walking two miles
a day. Let me tell you my

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favorite expression, and it's I'd rather
wear out than rust out. That's been

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my mottol all these years. I'll
keep going as long as I can.

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Does he get to his seven thousand
steps and he was looking at his trekker

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He got to twelve thousand. All
right, whack story from USA today.

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Vincent went out to get a pizza, all right, grabs the pizza,

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hops into his car, drives off, and then he notices the dog wants

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some of the pizza. All right, pretty common story. I have a

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dog. Dogs like pizza, totally
get it. Oh wait, it's not

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his dog. You know why it's
not his dog. It's not his car.

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He thought he got in his red
Honda CRV, but no, he

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got in your red Honda CRV.
He said, this is why you should

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not leave a keyfob in your car, because I got in with my pizza

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and then I got the bleep scared
out of me by this dog. It's

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not my dog or not my car, he recounts the story. So I

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was backing out and turning and hitting
the blinker towards my ex wife's apartment.

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I had a sensation there was something
in the back. I thought to myself,

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did I load my dog Panda?
When I looked over my shoulder and

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I saw the look on the dog
was surreal because I also had an English

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Lab that looked like that. But
then I noticed the keyfob in the center

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console, which explained everything. So
he brings the car and the dog back,

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and as USA today tells us,
he didn't go back in to tell

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the kai he had just driven his
car, so the lesson don't leave your

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keyfob in the car. And those
are your five good news stories for today.

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