The Legendary Cheese Ball Man of NYC

0:03 Caalaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm chunning back with five good news stories. This first headline cracks me up. Hundreds gather to watch mask man eat an entire jar of cheeseballs in New York City. According to York Post, after plastering Manhattan with flyers for several months, a mystery man known as cheeseball Man gathered a crowd of hundreds to watch him to hold top of cheeseballs. That's right. The crowd assembled at Union Square Park. Cheeseman didn't really expect a large crowd, but he was blown away. Close to one thousand people showed up to watch him gobble down his jar of cheeseballs. He told ABC News, I think everybody wants to be behind the mask. The now legendary cheeseball Man took about half an hour to complete his task. He's planning on doing this again next year, telling reporters he plans to eat and even bigger jar of cheeseballs. Oh, I have to do it in the mask. He'd share that he's a twenty two year old man who simply thought that his fellow New Yorkers needed something like this to put a smile on their faces at twenty two. I mean he could be doing this another seven decades. Quick alert for those of you in Wisconsin, the Sheriff's office wants you to be on the lookout for a bison. The bison was spotted on the highway. The Wapaca County Sheriff's Office warns us the bison was spotted on County Highway E north of Ogdensburg. The Sheriff's office tells us use caution when driving on the roadway in that area. If you see the bison, do not approach it as they are unpredictable. A group of spectators helped reunite Cliff with his wife.

1:33 Cliff was running the Boston Marathon. Social media user Grace Quinn captured the scene on TikTok and said, a lovely older woman came up to us and ask for help for getting her husband and notice her. The video shows Cliff spotting his wife in the crowd. They share a quick kiss, and Cliff went back to rejoin the race. Nice job, Cliff. By the way, scientists have unveiled a new remote controlled pillbot. This is a micro robot that you can swallow for early disease detection. We are living in the future. The pillbot is small enough to swallow. They demonstrated that live on stage, inexpensive to make, and there's no retrieval needed. Nudge nudge, know what I mean? Say no more. Well, that's good. It gives physicians an immediate view of the stomach. The current method for seeing what's in your stomach is an endoscopy. Now I've had one of those, and you have to do the prep. Have you done the prep? If you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, Ick, I don't want to do the prep.

2:27 I'd rather swallow the pillbot. And recently I told you about the guy who was mad at people walking on his lawn and he set his sprinklers to sprinkle them if he went on his lawn, and I thought it was funny. Which kind of gives you an idea for this type of person? I am, well, I kind of like this one too. A furious neighbor had the last laugh on a driver that stole their parking spot for three years. Video footage captured the moment a black car sitting directly in front of a no parking sign was chowed away from the property. A thirty minute feud between the driver and the towing company happened that has racked up one hundred and thirty thousand views on YouTube tube. The owner of the vehicle, called the fine wise car had been towed. A video shows a worker attaching the car to the back of a tow truck ready to be taken away. Then the camera passive aggressively pans to a bright red and black no parking sign that the property owners had erected. A worker from the tow truck company said, there's a no parking sign right there. There's the car. Property owner asked us to remove it, so that's what we're doing. The driver argued, that's my house there. I live there, and I don't have a parking space to put it. Where should I park it? My car doesn't fit in the garage, it's too long. The tow truck employee suggested, maybe you should rent a parking space. Social media comments one entitle nature of some people's just awe inspiring. I love when they say I've been illegally parking for years, not sure that was good news. I like throwing in the wacky stories.

3:46 I'm smiling right now, hopefully you are too. Maybe I should call the show, four good news stories and a wacky one at the end, something like that. Anyway, I hope it made you smile. I hope you have a great day. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too. If you would like this and some other show was a commercial free, why don't you try the thirty day trial thing opening up the show on Apple Podcasts where it says, subscribe to the thirty day trial. You'll get this commercial free. You get some other shows like Daily Comedy News, which I also host. You get that commercial free. You can check that out, and after like thirty days, you're like, you know, I want to have Johnny Max cards towed away. I get it. I'm not offended. Have a great day.