May 22, 2024
The Legendary Cheese Ball Man of NYC
Join Johnny Mac as he shares five delightful and quirky good news stories. Highlights include the Cheeseball Man entertaining a large crowd in Union Square by eating an entire jar of cheese balls, a bison sighting in Wisconsin, a Boston Marathon runner reuniting with his wife mid-race, the unveiling of a new remote-controlled pill bot for disease detection, and a furious neighbor finally getting revenge on a parking spot thief. Chuddy wraps up the show with some humor and a call to subscribe for more fun, commercial-free content.
The Legendary Cheese Ball Man of NYC
Bison on the Loose in Wisconsin
A Heartwarming Marathon Moment
Innovations in Health: The Pill Bot
Neighborhood Drama: The Parking Spot Saga
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Caalaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
chunning back with five good news stories.
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00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:18.399
This first headline cracks me up.
Hundreds gather to watch mask man eat an
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00:00:18.559 --> 00:00:23.239
entire jar of cheeseballs in New York
City. According to York Post, after
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00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:28.839
plastering Manhattan with flyers for several months, a mystery man known as cheeseball Man
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00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:33.159
gathered a crowd of hundreds to watch
him to hold top of cheeseballs. That's
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00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:37.719
right. The crowd assembled at Union
Square Park. Cheeseman didn't really expect a
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00:00:37.799 --> 00:00:41.399
large crowd, but he was blown
away. Close to one thousand people showed
8
00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:45.320
up to watch him gobble down his
jar of cheeseballs. He told ABC News,
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00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:49.280
I think everybody wants to be behind
the mask. The now legendary cheeseball
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00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:52.920
Man took about half an hour to
complete his task. He's planning on doing
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00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:57.320
this again next year, telling reporters
he plans to eat and even bigger jar
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00:00:57.359 --> 00:01:00.119
of cheeseballs. Oh, I have
to do it in the mask. He'd
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00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:03.600
share that he's a twenty two year
old man who simply thought that his fellow
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00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:06.400
New Yorkers needed something like this to
put a smile on their faces at twenty
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00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.560
two. I mean he could be
doing this another seven decades. Quick alert
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00:01:08.599 --> 00:01:11.680
for those of you in Wisconsin,
the Sheriff's office wants you to be on
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00:01:11.719 --> 00:01:15.519
the lookout for a bison. The
bison was spotted on the highway. The
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00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:21.439
Wapaca County Sheriff's Office warns us the
bison was spotted on County Highway E north
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00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:25.480
of Ogdensburg. The Sheriff's office tells
us use caution when driving on the roadway
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00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:27.719
in that area. If you see
the bison, do not approach it as
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00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:33.640
they are unpredictable. A group of
spectators helped reunite Cliff with his wife.
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00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:38.879
Cliff was running the Boston Marathon.
Social media user Grace Quinn captured the scene
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00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:41.640
on TikTok and said, a lovely
older woman came up to us and ask
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00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.439
for help for getting her husband and
notice her. The video shows Cliff spotting
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00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:48.599
his wife in the crowd. They
share a quick kiss, and Cliff went
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00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:51.519
back to rejoin the race. Nice
job, Cliff. By the way,
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00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:56.879
scientists have unveiled a new remote controlled
pillbot. This is a micro robot that
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00:01:56.959 --> 00:02:00.760
you can swallow for early disease detection. We are living in the future.
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00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:05.200
The pillbot is small enough to swallow. They demonstrated that live on stage,
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00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:08.840
inexpensive to make, and there's no
retrieval needed. Nudge nudge, know what
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00:02:08.879 --> 00:02:14.159
I mean? Say no more.
Well, that's good. It gives physicians
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00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:16.680
an immediate view of the stomach.
The current method for seeing what's in your
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00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:20.520
stomach is an endoscopy. Now I've
had one of those, and you have
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00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:23.080
to do the prep. Have you
done the prep? If you know what
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00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:25.280
I'm talking about? Yeah, Ick, I don't want to do the prep.
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I'd rather swallow the pillbot. And
recently I told you about the guy
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00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:34.240
who was mad at people walking on
his lawn and he set his sprinklers to
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00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:37.520
sprinkle them if he went on his
lawn, and I thought it was funny.
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00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:39.000
Which kind of gives you an idea
for this type of person? I
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00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:43.439
am, well, I kind of
like this one too. A furious neighbor
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00:02:43.479 --> 00:02:46.800
had the last laugh on a driver
that stole their parking spot for three years.
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00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:51.360
Video footage captured the moment a black
car sitting directly in front of a
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00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:54.439
no parking sign was chowed away from
the property. A thirty minute feud between
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00:02:54.479 --> 00:02:59.000
the driver and the towing company happened
that has racked up one hundred and thirty
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00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.199
thousand views on YouTube tube. The
owner of the vehicle, called the fine
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00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:06.400
wise car had been towed. A
video shows a worker attaching the car to
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00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:08.520
the back of a tow truck ready
to be taken away. Then the camera
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00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:15.240
passive aggressively pans to a bright red
and black no parking sign that the property
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00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:17.520
owners had erected. A worker from
the tow truck company said, there's a
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00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:22.000
no parking sign right there. There's
the car. Property owner asked us to
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00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:24.159
remove it, so that's what we're
doing. The driver argued, that's my
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00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:28.520
house there. I live there,
and I don't have a parking space to
53
00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.159
put it. Where should I park
it? My car doesn't fit in the
54
00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:35.400
garage, it's too long. The
tow truck employee suggested, maybe you should
55
00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:39.280
rent a parking space. Social media
comments one entitle nature of some people's just
56
00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:44.400
awe inspiring. I love when they
say I've been illegally parking for years,
57
00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:46.439
not sure that was good news.
I like throwing in the wacky stories.
58
00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:50.400
I'm smiling right now, hopefully you
are too. Maybe I should call the
59
00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:53.199
show, four good news stories and
a wacky one at the end, something
60
00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:53.960
like that. Anyway, I hope
it made you smile. I hope you
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00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:57.360
have a great day. If you
enjoy the program, tell a friend about
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00:03:57.360 --> 00:03:59.479
it. They might like it too. If you would like this and some
63
00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:01.960
other show was a commercial free,
why don't you try the thirty day trial
64
00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:05.039
thing opening up the show on Apple
Podcasts where it says, subscribe to the
65
00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:08.840
thirty day trial. You'll get this
commercial free. You get some other shows
66
00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:11.719
like Daily Comedy News, which I
also host. You get that commercial free.
67
00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:14.199
You can check that out, and
after like thirty days, you're like,
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00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:16.120
you know, I want to have
Johnny Max cards towed away. I
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00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:18.360
get it. I'm not offended.
Have a great day.
1
00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:11.960
Caalaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
chunning back with five good news stories.
2
00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:18.399
This first headline cracks me up.
Hundreds gather to watch mask man eat an
3
00:00:18.559 --> 00:00:23.239
entire jar of cheeseballs in New York
City. According to York Post, after
4
00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:28.839
plastering Manhattan with flyers for several months, a mystery man known as cheeseball Man
5
00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:33.159
gathered a crowd of hundreds to watch
him to hold top of cheeseballs. That's
6
00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:37.719
right. The crowd assembled at Union
Square Park. Cheeseman didn't really expect a
7
00:00:37.799 --> 00:00:41.399
large crowd, but he was blown
away. Close to one thousand people showed
8
00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:45.320
up to watch him gobble down his
jar of cheeseballs. He told ABC News,
9
00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:49.280
I think everybody wants to be behind
the mask. The now legendary cheeseball
10
00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:52.920
Man took about half an hour to
complete his task. He's planning on doing
11
00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:57.320
this again next year, telling reporters
he plans to eat and even bigger jar
12
00:00:57.359 --> 00:01:00.119
of cheeseballs. Oh, I have
to do it in the mask. He'd
13
00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:03.600
share that he's a twenty two year
old man who simply thought that his fellow
14
00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:06.400
New Yorkers needed something like this to
put a smile on their faces at twenty
15
00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.560
two. I mean he could be
doing this another seven decades. Quick alert
16
00:01:08.599 --> 00:01:11.680
for those of you in Wisconsin,
the Sheriff's office wants you to be on
17
00:01:11.719 --> 00:01:15.519
the lookout for a bison. The
bison was spotted on the highway. The
18
00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:21.439
Wapaca County Sheriff's Office warns us the
bison was spotted on County Highway E north
19
00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:25.480
of Ogdensburg. The Sheriff's office tells
us use caution when driving on the roadway
20
00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:27.719
in that area. If you see
the bison, do not approach it as
21
00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:33.640
they are unpredictable. A group of
spectators helped reunite Cliff with his wife.
22
00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:38.879
Cliff was running the Boston Marathon.
Social media user Grace Quinn captured the scene
23
00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:41.640
on TikTok and said, a lovely
older woman came up to us and ask
24
00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:45.439
for help for getting her husband and
notice her. The video shows Cliff spotting
25
00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:48.599
his wife in the crowd. They
share a quick kiss, and Cliff went
26
00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:51.519
back to rejoin the race. Nice
job, Cliff. By the way,
27
00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:56.879
scientists have unveiled a new remote controlled
pillbot. This is a micro robot that
28
00:01:56.959 --> 00:02:00.760
you can swallow for early disease detection. We are living in the future.
29
00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:05.200
The pillbot is small enough to swallow. They demonstrated that live on stage,
30
00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:08.840
inexpensive to make, and there's no
retrieval needed. Nudge nudge, know what
31
00:02:08.879 --> 00:02:14.159
I mean? Say no more.
Well, that's good. It gives physicians
32
00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:16.680
an immediate view of the stomach.
The current method for seeing what's in your
33
00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:20.520
stomach is an endoscopy. Now I've
had one of those, and you have
34
00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:23.080
to do the prep. Have you
done the prep? If you know what
35
00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:25.280
I'm talking about? Yeah, Ick, I don't want to do the prep.
36
00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:30.919
I'd rather swallow the pillbot. And
recently I told you about the guy
37
00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:34.240
who was mad at people walking on
his lawn and he set his sprinklers to
38
00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:37.520
sprinkle them if he went on his
lawn, and I thought it was funny.
39
00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:39.000
Which kind of gives you an idea
for this type of person? I
40
00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:43.439
am, well, I kind of
like this one too. A furious neighbor
41
00:02:43.479 --> 00:02:46.800
had the last laugh on a driver
that stole their parking spot for three years.
42
00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:51.360
Video footage captured the moment a black
car sitting directly in front of a
43
00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:54.439
no parking sign was chowed away from
the property. A thirty minute feud between
44
00:02:54.479 --> 00:02:59.000
the driver and the towing company happened
that has racked up one hundred and thirty
45
00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.199
thousand views on YouTube tube. The
owner of the vehicle, called the fine
46
00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:06.400
wise car had been towed. A
video shows a worker attaching the car to
47
00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:08.520
the back of a tow truck ready
to be taken away. Then the camera
48
00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:15.240
passive aggressively pans to a bright red
and black no parking sign that the property
49
00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:17.520
owners had erected. A worker from
the tow truck company said, there's a
50
00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:22.000
no parking sign right there. There's
the car. Property owner asked us to
51
00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:24.159
remove it, so that's what we're
doing. The driver argued, that's my
52
00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:28.520
house there. I live there,
and I don't have a parking space to
53
00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.159
put it. Where should I park
it? My car doesn't fit in the
54
00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:35.400
garage, it's too long. The
tow truck employee suggested, maybe you should
55
00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:39.280
rent a parking space. Social media
comments one entitle nature of some people's just
56
00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:44.400
awe inspiring. I love when they
say I've been illegally parking for years,
57
00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:46.439
not sure that was good news.
I like throwing in the wacky stories.
58
00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:50.400
I'm smiling right now, hopefully you
are too. Maybe I should call the
59
00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:53.199
show, four good news stories and
a wacky one at the end, something
60
00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:53.960
like that. Anyway, I hope
it made you smile. I hope you
61
00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:57.360
have a great day. If you
enjoy the program, tell a friend about
62
00:03:57.360 --> 00:03:59.479
it. They might like it too. If you would like this and some
63
00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:01.960
other show was a commercial free,
why don't you try the thirty day trial
64
00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:05.039
thing opening up the show on Apple
Podcasts where it says, subscribe to the
65
00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:08.840
thirty day trial. You'll get this
commercial free. You get some other shows
66
00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:11.719
like Daily Comedy News, which I
also host. You get that commercial free.
67
00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:14.199
You can check that out, and
after like thirty days, you're like,
68
00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:16.120
you know, I want to have
Johnny Max cards towed away. I
69
00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:18.360
get it. I'm not offended.
Have a great day.