The Capri Sun drinking record seems very breakable

0:03 Caloroga Shark Media. Why there, I'm Johnning Mack with five good news stories. California Man, what is going on? A crash on a California highway costs an hour long traffic yam a vehicle lost its load of sweet potatoes. The California Highway Patrol shared on social media the traffic on the southbound ninety nine and Livingston was brought to a standstill when a crash involving a truck caused the truck to drop hundreds of sweet potatoes onto the roadway. Travelers were advised to find alternate roots. You know how the show works. Everybody's fine. Clean up took several hours. They could have used a Canadian speed eater. I guess get rid of all the sweet potatoes. Mike Jack drank an entire pouch of Caprices sun in twenty one point seven to one seconds while using a paper straw. I feel like I could beat that. What's going on here? Jack managed to drink the priest son in twenty one point seventy one seconds, and the Guinness judge there verified that there was under a half a teaspoon of liquid left in the pouch when he was done. Jack said even though I barely got it, I'm very happy that it finally achieved this one. He credited his success to his wife, Jimi, who served as coach. He explained her technique got it for us. Do a little extra blow to get some more air in there and get all liquid out of the creases, and then suck it in. That's what I did.

1:24 I guess the key here is the paper straw, because the fastest time to drink a Caprice Son with a standard plastic straw is eight seconds. Guinness said that highlights the difference and difficulty the paper straw creates. Am I delusional? I feel like I could crush this and do this in like two. Jack also has some other records, including fastest time to eat fifty Carolina or reapert chili peppers six minutes forty nine point two seconds, the fastest time to eat one hundred Carolina Reaper chili peppers that took thirty six minutes, No thank you, and the longest Habanaro pepper kiss, which he and Jamie chief together locking lips for fifteen minutes, six and a half seconds after each eating a habit arrow. No thanks, I'll just chug the caprice sun. Did you see this dog that was spotted above the Egyptian pyramids? Not above? I mean, how could he be above He'd be floating. I could edit that, but that's not fun. He was on top. He was on the top of the pyramid. He wasn't above it.

2:20 He was on the top of the pyramid. Video of the dog went viral after social media users saw the footage, which was captured by paragliders. The dog is running around and bargain at the top of one of the pyramids of Giza. Alex was one of the paragliders who filmed the dog, and he said he was shocked at first, but he seemed like the king of the pyramid was having a good time. He theorized maybe he was trying to scare the birds away so he could enjoy the view to himself. When YouTube commentator joked that the dog posted, well, that's off the bucket list. The dog is okay. Another tour company filmed a dog that looked similar to pyramid dog descending from the pyramid. The original team did a second flight the next day and there was no dog on the pyramid. Glad that worked out. Meanwhile, an Elizabethan order just welcomed to its first female brother. Four hundred and fifty years in, four hundred male residents had passed through the doors of the Lord Lacaster and Warwick. Now the organization has selected Janet Brodie Murphy as its first female brother. The Lord Lacaster was established as a hospital and home for soldiers in fifteen seventy one during the reign of Elizabeth the Fst. Janet said, I'm Keena, help raise the profile of this wonderful place and ensure that everyone knows it's quite remarkable history and how significant it is, not just to veterans, but to the country as a whole. Well.

3:34 A customer of Dominoes was not happy with their pepperoni pizza. It had an extra topping. The customer in question posted on social media Dominoes, please explain to me why this came with my pizza delivery. I just don't remember ordering this item with my two topping medium pizza. Accompanying the tweet was a photo showing a pizza covered with pepperoni and a pizza cutter. One person's out on social media. Man, you got a free cutter. That's a gift, cheer up and those are your five good news stories for today. If you would like the program without commercial interruption, and I understand why you might, I get it. That's why we have the premium option. You'll get this show and a bunch of others. You get Daily Comedy News, which I host seven days a week, Five Minutes of Gratitude, our new show, five Minutes of Death. You get Palace Intrigue.

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