Nov. 20, 2024

The Capri Sun drinking record seems very breakable

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In this episode, Johnny Mac reveals five intriguing good news stories including a traffic jam caused by sweet potatoes on a California highway and a man setting a new record for drinking a Capri Sun with a paper straw. Additionally, a viral video shows a dog on top of the Egyptian pyramids, history is made with the first female brother in an Elizabethan order, and a Domino's customer receives a surprise extra topping. The show concludes with information about ad-free premium subscriptions.

00:14 Sweet Potato Traffic Jam
00:48 Capri Sun Drinking Record
02:08 Dog on the Pyramid
03:00 First Female Brother in Elizabethan Order
03:33 Domino's Pizza Cutter Surprise

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Caloroga Shark Media. Why there, I'm Johnning Mack with five

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good news stories. California Man, what is going on? A

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crash on a California highway costs an hour long traffic

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yam a vehicle lost its load of sweet potatoes. The

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California Highway Patrol shared on social media the traffic on

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the southbound ninety nine and Livingston was brought to a

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standstill when a crash involving a truck caused the truck

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to drop hundreds of sweet potatoes onto the roadway. Travelers

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were advised to find alternate roots. You know how the

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show works. Everybody's fine. Clean up took several hours. They

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could have used a Canadian speed eater. I guess get

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rid of all the sweet potatoes. Mike Jack drank an

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entire pouch of Caprices sun in twenty one point seven

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to one seconds while using a paper straw. I feel

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like I could beat that. What's going on here? Jack

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managed to drink the priest son in twenty one point

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seventy one seconds, and the Guinness judge there verified that

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there was under a half a teaspoon of liquid left

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in the pouch when he was done. Jack said even

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though I barely got it, I'm very happy that it

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finally achieved this one. He credited his success to his wife, Jimi,

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who served as coach. He explained her technique got it

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for us. Do a little extra blow to get some

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more air in there and get all liquid out of

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the creases, and then suck it in. That's what I did.

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I guess the key here is the paper straw, because

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the fastest time to drink a Caprice Son with a

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standard plastic straw is eight seconds. Guinness said that highlights

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the difference and difficulty the paper straw creates. Am I delusional?

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I feel like I could crush this and do this

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in like two. Jack also has some other records, including

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fastest time to eat fifty Carolina or reapert chili peppers

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six minutes forty nine point two seconds, the fastest time

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to eat one hundred Carolina Reaper chili peppers that took

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thirty six minutes, No thank you, and the longest Habanaro

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pepper kiss, which he and Jamie chief together locking lips

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for fifteen minutes, six and a half seconds after each

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eating a habit arrow. No thanks, I'll just chug the

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caprice sun. Did you see this dog that was spotted

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above the Egyptian pyramids? Not above? I mean, how could

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he be above He'd be floating. I could edit that,

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but that's not fun. He was on top. He was

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on the top of the pyramid. He wasn't above it.

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He was on the top of the pyramid. Video of

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the dog went viral after social media users saw the footage,

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which was captured by paragliders. The dog is running around

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and bargain at the top of one of the pyramids

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of Giza. Alex was one of the paragliders who filmed

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the dog, and he said he was shocked at first,

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but he seemed like the king of the pyramid was

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having a good time. He theorized maybe he was trying

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to scare the birds away so he could enjoy the

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view to himself. When YouTube commentator joked that the dog posted, well,

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that's off the bucket list. The dog is okay. Another

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tour company filmed a dog that looked similar to pyramid

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dog descending from the pyramid. The original team did a

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second flight the next day and there was no dog

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on the pyramid. Glad that worked out. Meanwhile, an Elizabethan

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order just welcomed to its first female brother. Four hundred

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and fifty years in, four hundred male residents had passed

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through the doors of the Lord Lacaster and Warwick. Now

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the organization has selected Janet Brodie Murphy as its first

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female brother. The Lord Lacaster was established as a hospital

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and home for soldiers in fifteen seventy one during the

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reign of Elizabeth the Fst. Janet said, I'm Keena, help

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raise the profile of this wonderful place and ensure that

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everyone knows it's quite remarkable history and how significant it is,

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not just to veterans, but to the country as a whole. Well.

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A customer of Dominoes was not happy with their pepperoni pizza.

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It had an extra topping. The customer in question posted

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on social media Dominoes, please explain to me why this

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came with my pizza delivery. I just don't remember ordering

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this item with my two topping medium pizza. Accompanying the

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tweet was a photo showing a pizza covered with pepperoni

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and a pizza cutter. One person's out on social media. Man,

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you got a free cutter. That's a gift, cheer up

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