Dec. 29, 2022

The 5 rules you have to follow if granted a Unicorn License in LA

The 5 rules you have to follow if granted a Unicorn License in LA
A girl is granted a unicorn license. Any sparkles or glitter used on the unicorn must be nontoxic and biodegradable to ensure the unicorn's good health.

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I'm Johnny Mac with five good news
stories for you. The Los Angeles County

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Animal Care and Control Center got a
letter to de La County. I would

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like your approval if I can have
a unicorn in my backyard. If I

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can find one, please send me
a letter in response. This came from

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Madaline. Madlin did get a reply. She also got a preapproved unicorn license

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again if she can find one,
a heart shaped license tag, and a

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plush toy unicorn. However, the
license comes with some conditions. One,

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the unicorn must be cared for in
compliance with all animal caretaking regulations set forth

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in La County Code Title ten.
Two. The unicorn must be given regular

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access to sunlight, moonbeams, and
rainbows. This is a lot of work

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near La County Code titles. And
the unicorn must be fed one of its

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favorite treats, which as you know, is watermelon, at least once a

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week. The unicorn's horn must be
maintained to be in good health. This

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requires polishing at least once a month
with a soft cloth. And to finally,

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any sprinkles or glitter used on the
unicorn must be non toxic and biodegradable.

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To ensure the unicorn's good health.
The letter came from Animal Care and

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Control director Marcia Meyetta, who complimented
Madeleine for her sense of responsible pet ownership.

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I hope Madeline finds a unicorn.
A nurse who's sixty year old Australian

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sheep dog was stolen along with her
camper, was reunited with the pat after

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both the dog and the camper was
found. Mason Gray is a traveling pediatric

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nurse. Her dog is Bexley.
She came by and found her camper had

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been stolen. Inside was everything she
owns, including Bexley. However, she

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got a call from the LAPD.
A detective called Gray to give her the

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good news. Bexley the dog was
happy as well. Ran over to Gray,

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who said, Hi, baby,
I missed you so much. Bexley

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wasted no time jumping straight into Gree's
arms. Good news for Ellen and Chuck

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Dinan they didn't have to miss their
grandson's wedding. Ellen and Chuck live at

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the North Oaks Senior Living Center in
Towson, Maryland. Their grandson was getting

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married in New York. They didn't
make it there, however, they booked

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a small room at the North Oak
Senior Living Center, and they invited close

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friends to watch the live stream with
them. Now here's the really cool part.

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The chef who prepared the meal had
an idea, why not replicate the

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menu being served to the guests at
the physical wedding. Chuck said, it

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was perfect. Everything was there,
the flowers, the food, the decorations.

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Everything that's awesome. Oyster Bay,
New York. A wrong turn took

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a couple out of four year home
renovation odyssey that would uncover years of buried

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history and touched them on a personal
level. Friends and Jamie already were renovating

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an eighteen thirty four mansion. As
they were doing the project, they found

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out about Sophia Moore, a free
to black woman who had lived in the

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home before the Civil War, when
records about women, especially those of color,

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were scarce. She was so loved
that the family she worked for held

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two funerals when she died. Jamie
said, just to know she'd go up

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and down these same stairs as amazing. I think about how she'd touch these

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same banisters were touching right now after
all these years. And congratulations to Kristen

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Jensen, she has finished her chemotherapy. Her wife Karen contacted a local company

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yard card Mothers about filling their yard
with cheer. Kristen underwent her last treatment

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the night before. Karen had yard
card Mothers sneakily set up to decorations to

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be ready when Kristin left the house
in the morning. The setup took less

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than thirty minutes. Karen said Kristin
had no idea what she was up to.

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Kristen said, I didn't even hear
them. When Kristin woke up the

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next day, she suspected something was
outside, but she didn't expect the lawn

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sign. Karen said, she was
in her pajamas and I said, whyn't

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you get dressed, Come out and
see what it says on the lawn giant

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paying sparkly decorations that spelled out no
mo keemo. Later that day they discovered

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the signs light up at night.
Yard card Mothers said they would do it

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for free. Karen was like,
no way, I don't mind paying for

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good service and you come highly recommended
for the folks at yard card mother said

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no, I'm not taking your money. That's your five good news stories for

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today. Have a great day.