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Dec. 29, 2022

The 5 rules you have to follow if granted a Unicorn License in LA

The 5 rules you have to follow if granted a Unicorn License in LA
The 5 rules you have to follow if granted a Unicorn License in LA
5 Good News Stories
The 5 rules you have to follow if granted a Unicorn License in LA
A girl is granted a unicorn license. Any sparkles or glitter used on the unicorn must be nontoxic and biodegradable to ensure the unicorn's good health.

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0:02 I'm Johnny Mac with five good news stories for you. The Los Angeles County Animal Care and Control Center got a letter to de La County. I would like your approval if I can have a unicorn in my backyard. If I can find one, please send me a letter in response. This came from Madaline. Madlin did get a reply. She also got a preapproved unicorn license again if she can find one, a heart shaped license tag, and a plush toy unicorn. However, the license comes with some conditions. One, the unicorn must be cared for in compliance with all animal caretaking regulations set forth in La County Code Title ten. Two. The unicorn must be given regular access to sunlight, moonbeams, and rainbows. This is a lot of work near La County Code titles. And the unicorn must be fed one of its favorite treats, which as you know, is watermelon, at least once a week. The unicorn's horn must be maintained to be in good health. This requires polishing at least once a month with a soft cloth. And to finally, any sprinkles or glitter used on the unicorn must be non toxic and biodegradable.

1:03 To ensure the unicorn's good health. The letter came from Animal Care and Control director Marcia Meyetta, who complimented Madeleine for her sense of responsible pet ownership. I hope Madeline finds a unicorn. A nurse who's sixty year old Australian sheep dog was stolen along with her camper, was reunited with the pat after both the dog and the camper was found. Mason Gray is a traveling pediatric nurse. Her dog is Bexley. She came by and found her camper had been stolen. Inside was everything she owns, including Bexley. However, she got a call from the LAPD. A detective called Gray to give her the good news. Bexley the dog was happy as well. Ran over to Gray, who said, Hi, baby, I missed you so much. Bexley wasted no time jumping straight into Gree's arms. Good news for Ellen and Chuck Dinan they didn't have to miss their grandson's wedding. Ellen and Chuck live at the North Oaks Senior Living Center in Towson, Maryland. Their grandson was getting married in New York. They didn't make it there, however, they booked a small room at the North Oak Senior Living Center, and they invited close friends to watch the live stream with them. Now here's the really cool part.

2:00 The chef who prepared the meal had an idea, why not replicate the menu being served to the guests at the physical wedding. Chuck said, it was perfect. Everything was there, the flowers, the food, the decorations. Everything that's awesome. Oyster Bay, New York. A wrong turn took a couple out of four year home renovation odyssey that would uncover years of buried history and touched them on a personal level. Friends and Jamie already were renovating an eighteen thirty four mansion. As they were doing the project, they found out about Sophia Moore, a free to black woman who had lived in the home before the Civil War, when records about women, especially those of color, were scarce. She was so loved that the family she worked for held two funerals when she died. Jamie said, just to know she'd go up and down these same stairs as amazing. I think about how she'd touch these same banisters were touching right now after all these years. And congratulations to Kristen Jensen, she has finished her chemotherapy. Her wife Karen contacted a local company yard card Mothers about filling their yard with cheer. Kristen underwent her last treatment the night before. Karen had yard card Mothers sneakily set up to decorations to be ready when Kristin left the house in the morning. The setup took less than thirty minutes. Karen said Kristin had no idea what she was up to.

3:07 Kristen said, I didn't even hear them. When Kristin woke up the next day, she suspected something was outside, but she didn't expect the lawn sign. Karen said, she was in her pajamas and I said, whyn't you get dressed, Come out and see what it says on the lawn giant paying sparkly decorations that spelled out no mo keemo. Later that day they discovered the signs light up at night. Yard card Mothers said they would do it for free. Karen was like, no way, I don't mind paying for good service and you come highly recommended for the folks at yard card mother said no, I'm not taking your money. That's your five good news stories for today. Have a great day.