June 18, 2026

Ricky Gervais Donkey, McDonald’s Hacks, Professional Queuer, Found Cash, and Record Guacamole

Show Notes
Transcript

Johnny Mac shares five good news stories: Safe Haven for Donkeys named a foal “Gervase” after Ricky Gervais donated £100,000 as part of £2.5 million split among 22 animal charities; the charity treats donkeys across Israel, the West Bank, Gaza, and parts of Egypt, and rescued a pregnant donkey, Debra, who gave birth at its Israel sanctuary. A McDonald’s employee says the drive-thru is usually faster due to timed metrics, suggests ordering a double cheeseburger “dressed like a Big Mac” for less, and says some locations may give away leftover hash browns near 11 a.m. A 23-year-old professional queuer, AJ, charges about £250 to stand in lines. A Jacksonville furniture restoration couple found $600 and a gold coin in a dresser. Mexico’s Avocado Festival set a Guinness record making 14,991 pounds of guacamole.

00:10 Donkey Named Gervais
01:10 McDonalds Speed Hacks
02:32 Paid Line Standers
03:35 Cash Hidden In Dresser
04:26 Guacamole World Record
04:50 Wrap Up And Goodbye

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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with five

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good news stories. A donkey charity has named a donkey

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after Ricky Gervais. Why Ricky donated one hundred thousand pounds

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to help them with their work. Safe Haven for Donkeys

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was one of twenty two animal charities to benefit from

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a share of two and a half million pounds that

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Ricky Gervais has donated. The charity cares for donkeys in Israel,

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West Bank, Gozen parts of Egypt. They've been treating thousands

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of donkeys in the Gaza Strip, where a lack of

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fuel has forced people to rely on them as their

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main form of transport. Tiny foal named Jervase was born

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at the charity sanctuary in Israel. Her mother, Deborah, had

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been found abandoned in the desert. Deborah was around seven

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months pregnant and had no one to care for her.

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A local woman contacted Safe Haven for Donkeys after finding

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Debor near her home. That same evening, Debra was transported

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to Safe Haven's sanctuary in Israel. Andy Is the chief

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executive for Safe Hay for Donkeys and said when Deborah

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arrived she was heavily pregnant and had no one to

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care for her. To see her now safe and calm

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with her fall beside her is incredibly moving. Gervais is

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full of life and already showing off her first teeth.

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Do you like McDonald's I know not everyone does. I'm

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a big McDonald's fan because anytime I go to Europe,

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I get thirsty, and in Europe it's hard to find

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either a cold drink or a big drink, and McDonald's

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will sell you both. So I'm a big European McDonald's fan.

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Emily has worked at two separate McDonald's and she has

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answered some of the questions. The big question, should you

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go in or should you go to the drive through?

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Which is actually faster? Emily says the drive through is

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actually faster because it operates on a timer system that

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tracks how long it takes from the moment your car

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pulls up to the speaker to the moment you drive

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away with your food. They also post the results inside,

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and she says we would make this a sport to

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try to get the number down so people tend to

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care more about the drive through. Interesting if he also

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has a hack if you want a big Mac without

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the Big Mac price, she says, Order a double cheeseburger

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and ask them to dress it like a big Mac.

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That means big Mac sauce. Let us the works. All

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the additions like let us in Big Mac Sauce are free,

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so you get the same amount of meat and it's

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half the price. Good hack there. Also, if you'd like

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free hash browns, she says, walk into a McDonald's kind

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of as they're wrapping up the breakfast menu around eleven

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in the morning. Some locations will give away the leftover

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hash browns rather than throw them out. You just have

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to ask nicely. I'll give you that same note at

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Dunkin Donuts in the evening. Sometimes when they're wrapping up

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for the night, they'll give you some extra donuts if

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you buy one right. Here's a job professional line stander.

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Inner They call it a professional cuer. But you know

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a guy who stands in line. He's AJ. He's twenty

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three years old. He gets paid to stand in line

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for other people, concert tickets, product launches, pop up stores,

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grand openings. If there's a line, AJ will stand in it,

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he says. I will cue for absolutely anything. For his

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first job, he showed up at eight pm for a

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nine am store opening, and found one hundred people already

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in line and anything with them. No food, no water,

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no coat. He had a small folding chair and that

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was it. He ended up ordering a pizza, but he

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loves it. He says. Instead of dreading thirteen hours of

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standing around, I ended up playing games with people like

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charades and heads up. I realized how terrible I was

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a general trivia. It was good. It was quite exciting.

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Now he got tips from regulars who showed up in

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pajamas and sleeping bags. He said, it's like a whole

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living room setup. It's pretty crazy. So these days he's

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more prepared, better chair, sleeping, mad food, drinks. The works

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charges around two hundred and fifty pounds and says two

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point fifty for essentially not doing anything is good money.

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Good news for a couple who run a furniture restoration

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studio will be called Heirloom House in Jacksonville, Florida. They

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got an old dresser standard stuff for them. They restore

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and refurnish the old furniture. Then they noticed something wedged

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between two pieces of wood. It was a bundle of cash.

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They got out the camera started filming on TikTok. The

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husband sees it first says that's a good bit of money.

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The wife says, I think that might be a twenty.

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They get the bundle loose with a screwdriver and they

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find a fifty then at the center of the bundle,

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one hundred dollars bill. Wife says, holy cow. The final

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tally ten to fifty dollars bills, one one hundred dollars bill.

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That adds up to how much everybody? Six hundred dollars?

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That's right. They also found a gold coin and a

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plastic protective case with a cartoon dragon on one side.

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They think it is a Chinese good luck coin of

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some kind. The husband said it's fake, but it's cool

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and congratulations to the folks. At the thirteenth annual Avocado

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Festival in Mexico, more than one thousand local growers and

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residents came together and mixed up fourteen nine hundred and

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ninety one pounds of guacamole in under two and a

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half hours. That is a gidness world record, beating the

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previous record of nine hundred and sixty one pounds set

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in twenty twenty two. The avocado growers are also proud.

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It was a historic season and more than two point

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five billion pounds of Mexican avocados reached the US market.

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And those are your five good news stories for today.

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Have a great day.