Jan. 8, 2024
Nude Man jumps into Pro Bass Shop Aquarium
\ A creative teenager uses a detailed resume and cover letter to convince her mother to allow her to own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppy.
A daughter in Mississippi surprises her dad with a cherished football card he once had to sell.
The For...
\ A creative teenager uses a detailed resume and cover letter to convince her mother to allow her to own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppy.
A daughter in Mississippi surprises her dad with a cherished football card he once had to sell.
The For Everyone Collective, a clothing company, hires individuals affected by incarceration.
A peculiar incident involves a man crashing his car, stripping down, and jumping into a Bass Pro Shop aquarium.
Finally, Johnny Mac muses about strange laws that could be strictly enforced by AI in the future, such as Washington's law against killing Bigfoot or Oklahoma's law against eavesdropping.
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Callaroga Shark Media. Helloo, I'm
Johnny Mack with five good news stories.
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Congratulations to a teen who found a
way to convince her mom the letter get
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her dream dog. Kayla convinced mom
by writing a resume for Christmas. She
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wanted a Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppy,
but Mom, Melissa said's never gonna happen.
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Eighteen year old Kayla drafted a hilarious
CV and cover letter to set out
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exactly why she was qualified for the
role of taking care of a puppy.
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Her resume included claims of excellent time
management skills, hella money to cover the
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cost of the dog, and the
all important qualities of love and kindness.
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Kaylas Sin I decided my best chance
for her to say yes was if I
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asked her in a really creative way. So I wrote an eight hundred word
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essay about statistics on how a puppy
would benefit my mental health and also boost
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my companionship, responsibility and money handling
skills. I made a resume and cover
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letter as well, just a show
where I'd be well suited for the role
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a responsible dog owner. I went
to the shops and bought her some lollipops
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as well, just to put her
in an even better mood. Mom walked
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in, saw the resume and said
hell no, and started laughing. She
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finally gave in. Kayala says,
everybody's completely fallen in love with a puppy,
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and I'm so happy I had this
silly idea to make a resume and
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cover letter. A woman in Mississippi
surprised her father with a cool secret Sanda
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gift this year. Way back when
her dad had to sell his prized Rookie
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Dan Marino football card for extra cash. The daughter says, money was tight
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and you were selling your most prized
possessions. I felt your sacrifice and it
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taught me I would do whatever necessary
to ensure my future family never needed for
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anything. It was a lesson that
stuck with me since that moment and taught
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me the value of the greater good. There's a TikTok video of this dad
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gets visibly choked up when he gets
a brand new Dan Marino Rookie card.
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A social justice focused to pararel company
is hiring individuals impacted by incarceration. They're
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called the Four Everyone Collective. The
company aims to provide healing, community and
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00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:59.920
resources to those affected by incarceration and
the US nearly two million people are in
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incarcerated, and upon release, they
often struggle to access essential needs such as
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employment, healthcare, and Atricia's food
and housing. Best selling items include a
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hoodie featuring an Angela Davis quote and
a T shirt with a message emphasizing safety,
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healing, accountability, housing, healthcare, education, food, water,
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and abolition for everyone. And did
you see this one? Over the weekend?
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This went quite viral. A man
crashed his car outside a bass Pro
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shop in Alabama. He got naked, and he jumped into the giant aquarium
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inside the store. Have you seen
this video? Wow? The forty two
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year old man did a cannonball leap
into the aquarium and then stood under a
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waterfall. He left the water to
yell at two police officers, then dove
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back into the aquarium. He eventually
climbed over the side of the aquarium and
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the police apprehended him. There's a
purp walk video circulating on social media.
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If you've seen it, you've seen
it. People are referencing a Seinfeld episode.
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I'll leave that alone. If you
get the joke, you get the
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joke. If not, I'm gonna
keep this show clean. Good news if
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you like the enforcement of obscure laws. Experts are worried that AI might start
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enforcing these things. For example,
in Washington, it's illegal to kill Bigfoot.
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The law was passed in nineteen sixty
nine, deeming the slaying of Bigfoot
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to be a felony and punishable by
five years in prison. The law was
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later amended, designating bigfoot as an
endangered species. Meanwhile, in Oklahoma,
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no eavesdropping, so the AI could
bust you on eavesdropping. According to state
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law, every person guilty of secretly
loitering around any building with intent to overhear
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discourse therein, and to repeat and
publish the same to vex, annoy,
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or injure others is guilty of a
misdemeanor. And what if the AI catches
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you. In Reno, Nevada,
lying down on the sidewalk, well,
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that's legal. You can't sit down
or lie on a public sidewalk. The
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law states that no person shall sit
or lie down upon a public sidewalk,
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or upon a blanket, chair,
stool, or any object placed on a
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public sidewalk in the downtown Reno Regional
Center. And that there's your five good
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00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:59.120
news stories for today. If you
enjoy the program, tell a friend about
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00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.800
it. They might like. Get
to see you back on Wednesday.
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00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:12.359
Callaroga Shark Media. Helloo, I'm
Johnny Mack with five good news stories.
2
00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:16.320
Congratulations to a teen who found a
way to convince her mom the letter get
3
00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:22.120
her dream dog. Kayla convinced mom
by writing a resume for Christmas. She
4
00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:26.960
wanted a Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppy,
but Mom, Melissa said's never gonna happen.
5
00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:30.679
Eighteen year old Kayla drafted a hilarious
CV and cover letter to set out
6
00:00:30.719 --> 00:00:33.960
exactly why she was qualified for the
role of taking care of a puppy.
7
00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:39.240
Her resume included claims of excellent time
management skills, hella money to cover the
8
00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:43.439
cost of the dog, and the
all important qualities of love and kindness.
9
00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:47.240
Kaylas Sin I decided my best chance
for her to say yes was if I
10
00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:49.719
asked her in a really creative way. So I wrote an eight hundred word
11
00:00:49.799 --> 00:00:53.719
essay about statistics on how a puppy
would benefit my mental health and also boost
12
00:00:53.719 --> 00:00:57.159
my companionship, responsibility and money handling
skills. I made a resume and cover
13
00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:59.719
letter as well, just a show
where I'd be well suited for the role
14
00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:03.759
a responsible dog owner. I went
to the shops and bought her some lollipops
15
00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:07.120
as well, just to put her
in an even better mood. Mom walked
16
00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:10.359
in, saw the resume and said
hell no, and started laughing. She
17
00:01:10.439 --> 00:01:14.120
finally gave in. Kayala says,
everybody's completely fallen in love with a puppy,
18
00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:15.760
and I'm so happy I had this
silly idea to make a resume and
19
00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:21.239
cover letter. A woman in Mississippi
surprised her father with a cool secret Sanda
20
00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:25.480
gift this year. Way back when
her dad had to sell his prized Rookie
21
00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:29.799
Dan Marino football card for extra cash. The daughter says, money was tight
22
00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:32.879
and you were selling your most prized
possessions. I felt your sacrifice and it
23
00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:36.159
taught me I would do whatever necessary
to ensure my future family never needed for
24
00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:38.879
anything. It was a lesson that
stuck with me since that moment and taught
25
00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:42.280
me the value of the greater good. There's a TikTok video of this dad
26
00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:46.040
gets visibly choked up when he gets
a brand new Dan Marino Rookie card.
27
00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:51.640
A social justice focused to pararel company
is hiring individuals impacted by incarceration. They're
28
00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:56.000
called the Four Everyone Collective. The
company aims to provide healing, community and
29
00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:59.920
resources to those affected by incarceration and
the US nearly two million people are in
30
00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:02.400
incarcerated, and upon release, they
often struggle to access essential needs such as
31
00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:07.359
employment, healthcare, and Atricia's food
and housing. Best selling items include a
32
00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:10.639
hoodie featuring an Angela Davis quote and
a T shirt with a message emphasizing safety,
33
00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:14.879
healing, accountability, housing, healthcare, education, food, water,
34
00:02:14.919 --> 00:02:17.439
and abolition for everyone. And did
you see this one? Over the weekend?
35
00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:22.879
This went quite viral. A man
crashed his car outside a bass Pro
36
00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:27.319
shop in Alabama. He got naked, and he jumped into the giant aquarium
37
00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:30.599
inside the store. Have you seen
this video? Wow? The forty two
38
00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:35.280
year old man did a cannonball leap
into the aquarium and then stood under a
39
00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:38.800
waterfall. He left the water to
yell at two police officers, then dove
40
00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:42.560
back into the aquarium. He eventually
climbed over the side of the aquarium and
41
00:02:42.599 --> 00:02:46.120
the police apprehended him. There's a
purp walk video circulating on social media.
42
00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:51.039
If you've seen it, you've seen
it. People are referencing a Seinfeld episode.
43
00:02:51.080 --> 00:02:53.759
I'll leave that alone. If you
get the joke, you get the
44
00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:58.719
joke. If not, I'm gonna
keep this show clean. Good news if
45
00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:04.280
you like the enforcement of obscure laws. Experts are worried that AI might start
46
00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:08.080
enforcing these things. For example,
in Washington, it's illegal to kill Bigfoot.
47
00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:13.360
The law was passed in nineteen sixty
nine, deeming the slaying of Bigfoot
48
00:03:13.439 --> 00:03:16.120
to be a felony and punishable by
five years in prison. The law was
49
00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:21.639
later amended, designating bigfoot as an
endangered species. Meanwhile, in Oklahoma,
50
00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.879
no eavesdropping, so the AI could
bust you on eavesdropping. According to state
51
00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:30.960
law, every person guilty of secretly
loitering around any building with intent to overhear
52
00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:34.240
discourse therein, and to repeat and
publish the same to vex, annoy,
53
00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:38.560
or injure others is guilty of a
misdemeanor. And what if the AI catches
54
00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:40.360
you. In Reno, Nevada,
lying down on the sidewalk, well,
55
00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:44.719
that's legal. You can't sit down
or lie on a public sidewalk. The
56
00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:47.599
law states that no person shall sit
or lie down upon a public sidewalk,
57
00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:52.159
or upon a blanket, chair,
stool, or any object placed on a
58
00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:55.719
public sidewalk in the downtown Reno Regional
Center. And that there's your five good
59
00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:59.120
news stories for today. If you
enjoy the program, tell a friend about
60
00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.800
it. They might like. Get
to see you back on Wednesday.