June 22, 2023

More jobs for Seagull Scarers!

More jobs for Seagull Scarers!

A 90 year old woman went out for a ride on a Harley.

A zoo needs a Seagull Scarer team. Maybe they should hire the guy from the previous episode.

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The Shark Deck. I'm Johnny Mack
with five good news stories. Good news

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if you're just trying to eat your
fish and chips by the seashore in peace.

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They've hired somebody to scare away those
stupid seagulls. Corey makes like two

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hundred and fifty dollars a day chasing
away seagulls. The seagulls will come down

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and steal chips from people's trees.
But the seagulls are having none of this.

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They've been taking revenge on poor Corey
by leaving splotches on his car.

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Every day, he dresses up in
a seagull costume, which looks like,

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say, a baseball mascot of a
seagull. He says, people love it.

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They approached me asking for pictures and
whatnot. I feel like a bit

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of celebrity. I just charge at
the seagulls when I see them. I

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also have to look out for them
getting near people, and when they do,

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I run at them get them away. I've had goals hit me on

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the side of the face with their
wings. They'll come down, they'll take

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your food. They do it so
quickly you don't even expect it. It's

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quite frightening, especially for the older
generation if they're walking alongside having some chips

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and at the moment they won't leave
my car alone. I clean it every

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day. When I'm back, it's
covered in seagull poop. He starts work

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at six am. One day he
made like eighty bucks and tips. It

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was a wedding party and there was
seagulls all over trying to get to the

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people. I went over and did
my job and they said thanks for doing

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that looking after us. There maybe
about fifty people. The shop owner said,

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it took me so long to realize
what we needed. A live descent.

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If you spend some money every hour
to keep the customers safe in the

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seagulls away, it's good for the
shop. Congratulations to ninety three year old

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Joy Ryan. She has visited all
sixty three national parks, calling it the

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greatest privilege of my life. Joy
and her grandson Brad started doing this back

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in twenty fifteen and they visited Great
Smoky Mountains National Park in Tennessee. They

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recently finished when they made it all
the way to the South Pacific to American

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Samoa See. I wouldn't have even
thought about doing that. I would have

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stayed to the probably the lower forty
eight. Maybe you remember the other two

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states. It wouldn't have occurred to
me to go to American Samoa. Wow,

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Brad sold, good morning America.
We departed from our hometown in Ohio

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at three am on Saturday. We
took a two day break in o Wahoop

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before boarding our final flights to Pago
Pago, American Samoa. Three flights and

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nearly seventeen flying hours. You can
follow their insta at Grandma Joy's road trip.

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Brad said, they're not done.
They're going to take this thing international.

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They're going to go to Kenya on
a National Geographic Organized expedition as the

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first stop on a mission a touch
all seven continents. One of those continents

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is Australia. Terrible Segue Johnny Back. Marine biologists are restoring populations of seahorses

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off Australia's East coast. A generation
ago, divers might have seen two dozen

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white sea horses at a time off
Sydney Harbor, but coastal development and boat

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moorings have disrupted the habitat of the
cool seahorses. Sydney Aquarium has a successful

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breeding program after they hatch they're taking
to the refugees and lowered down into their

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hotels. The hotels, or essentially
cages, meant for much larger animals,

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they create plenty of nooks and crannies
that serve as a habit for the seahorses.

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Good news if you want to own
a lighthouse. Apparently, the US

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government rarely sells off lighthouses to nonprofits
interested in conservation. However, if no

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buyers come up, they auction them
off to the public at prices ranging from

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ten grand not beet nearly one million
dollars little warning, though its total restoration

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could be thousands of dollars, while
a simple cleaning is much less. New

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owners of lighthouses should expect to have
to paint, clean, and possibly restore

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broken or missing items. Most lighthouses
do not have any utilities, so it'd

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be a cost associated with making the
lighthouse livable. This year's six lighthouses are

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being placed on the notice of availability
and four are going direct to public auction.

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any major streaming platform. Hey,
good news for Kate. We figured out

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where your husband's been going. You
see, Kate was walking her dog,

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Grinson, around the city center and
then the dog tried to make his way

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inside the sports pub of the standoff, Kate tried to pull the dog and

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the dog wouldn't budge. People on
TikTok found this funny and said if the

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dog stops at the betting shop,
they'll be hell to pay. Another said,

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well, now we know where your
other half says when they're going for

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a long walk, this is the
real destination. Kate said, he's never

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actually been inside that pub to my
knowledge. If my husband was taking him

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with a pub secretly, that'd be
quite funny. He does go in other

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pubs. She thinks the dog probably
just wants the attention to food and just

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loves social places. He's just a
sociable dog. He loves people. He's

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stubborn and anyone who has in Airdale
would say the same. They have a

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mind of their own, are very
willful. The owners of the standoff have

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promised Kate a free dinner and if
Kate takes Grintson the dog there for real,

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he can get a juicy steak.
That's your five good news stories for

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