Jan. 26, 2023
Hey dog...um...thats not a stick
A retriever did what a retriever does...it retrieved. But what it retrieved wasn't a stick.....it was (NAUGHTY).
Plus good news for Rhinos and Pie Lovers. Those are two different stories.
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I'm Johnny Mack with five good news
stories. Good news, Jenna is having
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a baby. She decided to do
one of those gender reveal parties you know
3
00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:15.880
usually use colored confetti celebratory cakes.
Blue means boy, pink means a girl.
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00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:20.320
So Jenna wanted a sail her boyfriend
about the baby. She forgot that
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00:00:20.359 --> 00:00:24.839
he's color blind. She used a
confetti cannon. She shared this on TikTok.
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She used a confetti cannon to reveal
the color pink. Jenna looked thrilled,
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Her boyfriend looked confused. Jenna captured
the video. Oops, I forgot
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my boyfriend is color blind. During
our gender reveal, boyfriend looked at Jenna
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00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:41.240
and said, what is it but
good news? He was told they're having
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00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:45.079
a daughter, and he looked absolutely
thrilled. Congratulations to the couple. Indonesia
11
00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:50.560
is home to two new Javan rhinos
out in the forest of Ujung Kulon National
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00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:54.240
Park. They've got some cameras out
there and they noticed there are two new
13
00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:57.560
Javan rhino calves. There are a
fewer than eighty left in the world,
14
00:00:57.640 --> 00:01:00.759
so every single birth is hugely important. All their rhinos live in one place,
15
00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:07.079
Ujung Kula National Park. They're protected
and monitored by dedicated teams working closely
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00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:11.200
with National Park staff. Protection teams, known as Rhino Protection Units RPUs are
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made up of four highly trained people. They spend weeks at a time patrolling
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00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:19.680
the park and its coastal waters to
support the conservation of rhinos and other endangered
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00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:25.120
species. Daily patrols cover a total
of approximately ten thousand kilometers every year,
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00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:29.480
and those work to make sure that
illegal activities can be addressed quickly and deterred
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00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:33.000
in the future. Currently, illegal
fishing is one of the biggest challenges that
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00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:37.040
the RPUs faced. The shoreline surrounding
the park is an important place for job
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00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:40.319
and rhinos. They ventured to the
edges of the park to supplement their diet
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00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:45.120
with salt. Congratulations to Owen Radford. He celebrated a streak of thirty three
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and twenty six days. That's nine
years learning his chosen language, Italian.
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He told the Mirror, I started
learning Italian, which I've been meaning to
27
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do, although I started in December. Who was a New Year's resolution from
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previous years? All right, so
why is this taking nine years? It
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00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:01.920
might be curious, Owen said,
I just started learning on Duolingo, and
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00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:05.439
when you start something like that,
it's a lot of energy and motivation.
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00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:07.960
But it was seeing the street counter
go up and making various milestones. He
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now considers himself proficient in the language. I have a colleague at work whose
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Italian, so I'll speak to her
whenever we're in the office together. I'm
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a quite quite harsh critic of myself, so I'd never say I'm superfluent or
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anything like that, but I'm happy
with the level I've been able to get
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to. He wants to continue learning, but he realizes he's running out of
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lessons in Italian, so we might
also branch out into Dutch. I am
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00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:38.240
Patty Callahan, Henry, I am
Mary kay Andrews, I'm Kristin Harmel,
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00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:43.639
and I'm Kristy Woodson Harvey. Friends
in Fiction is led by four longtime friends,
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00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:46.639
the four of us with more than
seventy five published books between us.
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00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:52.319
Through end depth conversations and interviews,
we discussed the books we've written, the
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00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:55.680
books we're reading, and the art
of storytelling. We are here with endless
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00:02:55.719 --> 00:03:01.280
stories to support indie bookstores, authors, librarians and readers just like you.
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00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:07.400
We are always seeking innovative ways to
introduce dynamic voices and trends in publishing.
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00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:12.319
On this channel, you will find
hundreds of episodes with some of your favorite
46
00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.159
authors, including the four of us
with our new releases, as we reveal
47
00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:20.680
the stories behind the stories, offer
writing tips, and talk about the creation
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00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:25.039
of novels, memoirs, and nonfiction
titles. So if you love books and
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00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:30.639
you're curious about the writing world,
you are in the right place. You
50
00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:44.120
can listen to Friends and Fiction on
any major streaming platform. Hey, good
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news. The blueberry and Cream pie
featuring blueberries and vanilla flavored cream layered side
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00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:53.479
by side and a McDonald's premium pie
crust baked until crispians served warm. No,
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00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:58.400
this isn't a commercial. This is
just pie Enthusiasm, now available as
54
00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:01.560
a seasonal treat at select anticipating McDonald's. Again, not a commercial, just
55
00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.879
enthusiasm. Get a shamrock shake while
you're there. What the hell? Three
56
00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:10.439
thousand calories? Why not? And
this next story, it's naughty. It's
57
00:04:10.479 --> 00:04:14.479
gonna make you smile, but I
try and keep the podcast clean. This
58
00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:16.959
one is naughty. Okay, if
you don't like naughtiness, leave now.
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This story's naughty. Did you hear
me. It's a naughty all right.
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A dog has left her owner in
stitches after she ran off during a walk
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to go find a stick. Here
comes the naughty part. So the dog
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00:04:28.279 --> 00:04:31.120
ran off to find a stick,
but came back with a sex toy at
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00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:34.759
her mouth, then refused to let
it go. Manuel was walking his fifteen
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00:04:34.759 --> 00:04:41.959
month old Golden Retriever. The retriever
came back with a vibrator. Manuel said,
65
00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:44.879
she's always carrying a stick or something
similar. Being a Retriever, she
66
00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:46.839
always brings back sticks or rocks.
She went out and found it in the
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00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:50.399
long grass when she came back.
I couldn't believe it. I was laughing
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00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:54.759
for solid five minutes before I pulled
myself together to go and get it off
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of her. Somehow, not wanting
as such the object, the man had
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to come up with a crea a
way to get the dog to leave their
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00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:04.759
new toy behind, and resorted to
breaking out dog treats. He said,
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00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:08.519
I thought I would have to take
it out of her mouth, which I
73
00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:11.519
wasn't very keen on. I got
the treats out and convinced her to put
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00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:14.319
it down so I didn't have to
pick it up. Then I hooked her
75
00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:15.920
on her head and we quickly left. I guess it's still there in the
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00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:18.959
grass somewhere, so she wasn't too
happy I made her leave it behind.
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00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:23.680
She didn't want to let it go. So the good news. If you
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00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:28.040
lost the thing in the grass,
it's probably still lare. It's your five
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00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:31.680
key news stories for today. You
see you next time. I'm Johnny mack,
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00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:35.040
Coast of Daily Comedy News. Do
you like the little Letterman homage there
81
00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:38.720
on the music bed? Yeah?
Start your mornings with a quick ten minute
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00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:42.680
recap of late nights, Not Dave, All Late Night and the latest on
83
00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:46.480
Dave's Chappelle, Chris Rock, John
Muliney Taking the Sorrow, Eliza Slassenger,
84
00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:49.199
Amy Schumer, Joe Rogan, Mark
Maron, all your favorite comedians. It's
85
00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:53.240
Daily Comedy News. It's an easy
way to start your morning, and I
86
00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:57.600
promise I'll keep it clean. Daily
Comedy News wherever you get your shows.
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00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:00.879
The Man and the Other Man,
1
00:00:01.679 --> 00:00:05.839
I'm Johnny Mack with five good news
stories. Good news, Jenna is having
2
00:00:05.879 --> 00:00:10.480
a baby. She decided to do
one of those gender reveal parties you know
3
00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:15.880
usually use colored confetti celebratory cakes.
Blue means boy, pink means a girl.
4
00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:20.320
So Jenna wanted a sail her boyfriend
about the baby. She forgot that
5
00:00:20.359 --> 00:00:24.839
he's color blind. She used a
confetti cannon. She shared this on TikTok.
6
00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:28.920
She used a confetti cannon to reveal
the color pink. Jenna looked thrilled,
7
00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:33.920
Her boyfriend looked confused. Jenna captured
the video. Oops, I forgot
8
00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:37.520
my boyfriend is color blind. During
our gender reveal, boyfriend looked at Jenna
9
00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:41.240
and said, what is it but
good news? He was told they're having
10
00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:45.079
a daughter, and he looked absolutely
thrilled. Congratulations to the couple. Indonesia
11
00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:50.560
is home to two new Javan rhinos
out in the forest of Ujung Kulon National
12
00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:54.240
Park. They've got some cameras out
there and they noticed there are two new
13
00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:57.560
Javan rhino calves. There are a
fewer than eighty left in the world,
14
00:00:57.640 --> 00:01:00.759
so every single birth is hugely important. All their rhinos live in one place,
15
00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:07.079
Ujung Kula National Park. They're protected
and monitored by dedicated teams working closely
16
00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:11.200
with National Park staff. Protection teams, known as Rhino Protection Units RPUs are
17
00:01:11.200 --> 00:01:15.799
made up of four highly trained people. They spend weeks at a time patrolling
18
00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:19.680
the park and its coastal waters to
support the conservation of rhinos and other endangered
19
00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:25.120
species. Daily patrols cover a total
of approximately ten thousand kilometers every year,
20
00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:29.480
and those work to make sure that
illegal activities can be addressed quickly and deterred
21
00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:33.000
in the future. Currently, illegal
fishing is one of the biggest challenges that
22
00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:37.040
the RPUs faced. The shoreline surrounding
the park is an important place for job
23
00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:40.319
and rhinos. They ventured to the
edges of the park to supplement their diet
24
00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:45.120
with salt. Congratulations to Owen Radford. He celebrated a streak of thirty three
25
00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:49.959
and twenty six days. That's nine
years learning his chosen language, Italian.
26
00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:53.680
He told the Mirror, I started
learning Italian, which I've been meaning to
27
00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:56.799
do, although I started in December. Who was a New Year's resolution from
28
00:01:56.799 --> 00:01:59.079
previous years? All right, so
why is this taking nine years? It
29
00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:01.920
might be curious, Owen said,
I just started learning on Duolingo, and
30
00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:05.439
when you start something like that,
it's a lot of energy and motivation.
31
00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:07.960
But it was seeing the street counter
go up and making various milestones. He
32
00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:13.199
now considers himself proficient in the language. I have a colleague at work whose
33
00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:15.840
Italian, so I'll speak to her
whenever we're in the office together. I'm
34
00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:17.680
a quite quite harsh critic of myself, so I'd never say I'm superfluent or
35
00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:21.000
anything like that, but I'm happy
with the level I've been able to get
36
00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:23.639
to. He wants to continue learning, but he realizes he's running out of
37
00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:32.919
lessons in Italian, so we might
also branch out into Dutch. I am
38
00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:38.240
Patty Callahan, Henry, I am
Mary kay Andrews, I'm Kristin Harmel,
39
00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:43.639
and I'm Kristy Woodson Harvey. Friends
in Fiction is led by four longtime friends,
40
00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:46.639
the four of us with more than
seventy five published books between us.
41
00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:52.319
Through end depth conversations and interviews,
we discussed the books we've written, the
42
00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:55.680
books we're reading, and the art
of storytelling. We are here with endless
43
00:02:55.719 --> 00:03:01.280
stories to support indie bookstores, authors, librarians and readers just like you.
44
00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:07.400
We are always seeking innovative ways to
introduce dynamic voices and trends in publishing.
45
00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:12.319
On this channel, you will find
hundreds of episodes with some of your favorite
46
00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.159
authors, including the four of us
with our new releases, as we reveal
47
00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:20.680
the stories behind the stories, offer
writing tips, and talk about the creation
48
00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:25.039
of novels, memoirs, and nonfiction
titles. So if you love books and
49
00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:30.639
you're curious about the writing world,
you are in the right place. You
50
00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:44.120
can listen to Friends and Fiction on
any major streaming platform. Hey, good
51
00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:50.039
news. The blueberry and Cream pie
featuring blueberries and vanilla flavored cream layered side
52
00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:53.479
by side and a McDonald's premium pie
crust baked until crispians served warm. No,
53
00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:58.400
this isn't a commercial. This is
just pie Enthusiasm, now available as
54
00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:01.560
a seasonal treat at select anticipating McDonald's. Again, not a commercial, just
55
00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.879
enthusiasm. Get a shamrock shake while
you're there. What the hell? Three
56
00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:10.439
thousand calories? Why not? And
this next story, it's naughty. It's
57
00:04:10.479 --> 00:04:14.479
gonna make you smile, but I
try and keep the podcast clean. This
58
00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:16.959
one is naughty. Okay, if
you don't like naughtiness, leave now.
59
00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:19.319
This story's naughty. Did you hear
me. It's a naughty all right.
60
00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:25.079
A dog has left her owner in
stitches after she ran off during a walk
61
00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:28.160
to go find a stick. Here
comes the naughty part. So the dog
62
00:04:28.279 --> 00:04:31.120
ran off to find a stick,
but came back with a sex toy at
63
00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:34.759
her mouth, then refused to let
it go. Manuel was walking his fifteen
64
00:04:34.759 --> 00:04:41.959
month old Golden Retriever. The retriever
came back with a vibrator. Manuel said,
65
00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:44.879
she's always carrying a stick or something
similar. Being a Retriever, she
66
00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:46.839
always brings back sticks or rocks.
She went out and found it in the
67
00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:50.399
long grass when she came back.
I couldn't believe it. I was laughing
68
00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:54.759
for solid five minutes before I pulled
myself together to go and get it off
69
00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:59.160
of her. Somehow, not wanting
as such the object, the man had
70
00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:00.600
to come up with a crea a
way to get the dog to leave their
71
00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:04.759
new toy behind, and resorted to
breaking out dog treats. He said,
72
00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:08.519
I thought I would have to take
it out of her mouth, which I
73
00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:11.519
wasn't very keen on. I got
the treats out and convinced her to put
74
00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:14.319
it down so I didn't have to
pick it up. Then I hooked her
75
00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:15.920
on her head and we quickly left. I guess it's still there in the
76
00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:18.959
grass somewhere, so she wasn't too
happy I made her leave it behind.
77
00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:23.680
She didn't want to let it go. So the good news. If you
78
00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:28.040
lost the thing in the grass,
it's probably still lare. It's your five
79
00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:31.680
key news stories for today. You
see you next time. I'm Johnny mack,
80
00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:35.040
Coast of Daily Comedy News. Do
you like the little Letterman homage there
81
00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:38.720
on the music bed? Yeah?
Start your mornings with a quick ten minute
82
00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:42.680
recap of late nights, Not Dave, All Late Night and the latest on
83
00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:46.480
Dave's Chappelle, Chris Rock, John
Muliney Taking the Sorrow, Eliza Slassenger,
84
00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:49.199
Amy Schumer, Joe Rogan, Mark
Maron, all your favorite comedians. It's
85
00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:53.240
Daily Comedy News. It's an easy
way to start your morning, and I
86
00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:57.600
promise I'll keep it clean. Daily
Comedy News wherever you get your shows.
87
00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:00.879
The Man and the Other Man,