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0:01 I'm Johnny Mack with five good news stories. Good news, Jenna is having a baby. She decided to do one of those gender reveal parties you know usually use colored confetti celebratory cakes. Blue means boy, pink means a girl. So Jenna wanted a sail her boyfriend about the baby. She forgot that he's color blind. She used a confetti cannon. She shared this on TikTok. She used a confetti cannon to reveal the color pink. Jenna looked thrilled, Her boyfriend looked confused. Jenna captured the video. Oops, I forgot my boyfriend is color blind. During our gender reveal, boyfriend looked at Jenna and said, what is it but good news? He was told they're having a daughter, and he looked absolutely thrilled. Congratulations to the couple. Indonesia is home to two new Javan rhinos out in the forest of Ujung Kulon National Park. They've got some cameras out there and they noticed there are two new Javan rhino calves. There are a fewer than eighty left in the world, so every single birth is hugely important. All their rhinos live in one place, Ujung Kula National Park. They're protected and monitored by dedicated teams working closely with National Park staff. Protection teams, known as Rhino Protection Units RPUs are made up of four highly trained people. They spend weeks at a time patrolling the park and its coastal waters to support the conservation of rhinos and other endangered species. Daily patrols cover a total of approximately ten thousand kilometers every year, and those work to make sure that illegal activities can be addressed quickly and deterred in the future. Currently, illegal fishing is one of the biggest challenges that

1:33 the RPUs faced. The shoreline surrounding the park is an important place for job and rhinos. They ventured to the edges of the park to supplement their diet with salt. Congratulations to Owen Radford. He celebrated a streak of thirty three and twenty six days. That's nine years learning his chosen language, Italian. He told the Mirror, I started learning Italian, which I've been meaning to do, although I started in December. Who was a New Year's resolution from previous years? All right, so why is this taking nine years? It might be curious, Owen said, I just started learning on Duolingo, and when you start something like that, it's a lot of energy and motivation. But it was seeing the street counter go up and making various milestones. He now considers himself proficient in the language. I have a colleague at work whose Italian, so I'll speak to her whenever we're in the office together. I'm a quite quite harsh critic of myself, so I'd never say I'm superfluent or anything like that, but I'm happy with the level I've been able to get to. He wants to continue learning, but he realizes he's running out of lessons in Italian, so we might also branch out into Dutch. I am Patty Callahan, Henry, I am Mary kay Andrews, I'm Kristin Harmel, and I'm Kristy Woodson Harvey. Friends in Fiction is led by four longtime friends, the four of us with more than seventy five published books between us.

2:47 Through end depth conversations and interviews, we discussed the books we've written, the books we're reading, and the art of storytelling. We are here with endless stories to support indie bookstores, authors, librarians and readers just like you. We are always seeking innovative ways to introduce dynamic voices and trends in publishing. On this channel, you will find hundreds of episodes with some of your favorite authors, including the four of us with our new releases, as we reveal the stories behind the stories, offer writing tips, and talk about the creation of novels, memoirs, and nonfiction titles. So if you love books and you're curious about the writing world, you are in the right place. You can listen to Friends and Fiction on any major streaming platform. Hey, good news. The blueberry and Cream pie featuring blueberries and vanilla flavored cream layered side by side and a McDonald's premium pie crust baked until crispians served warm. No, this isn't a commercial. This is just pie Enthusiasm, now available as a seasonal treat at select anticipating McDonald's. Again, not a commercial, just enthusiasm. Get a shamrock shake while you're there. What the hell? Three thousand calories? Why not? And this next story, it's naughty. It's gonna make you smile, but I try and keep the podcast clean. This one is naughty. Okay, if you don't like naughtiness, leave now.

4:17 This story's naughty. Did you hear me. It's a naughty all right. A dog has left her owner in stitches after she ran off during a walk to go find a stick. Here comes the naughty part. So the dog ran off to find a stick, but came back with a sex toy at her mouth, then refused to let it go. Manuel was walking his fifteen month old Golden Retriever. The retriever came back with a vibrator. Manuel said, she's always carrying a stick or something similar. Being a Retriever, she always brings back sticks or rocks. She went out and found it in the long grass when she came back. I couldn't believe it. I was laughing for solid five minutes before I pulled myself together to go and get it off of her. Somehow, not wanting as such the object, the man had to come up with a crea a way to get the dog to leave their new toy behind, and resorted to breaking out dog treats. He said, I thought I would have to take it out of her mouth, which I wasn't very keen on. I got the treats out and convinced her to put it down so I didn't have to pick it up. Then I hooked her on her head and we quickly left. I guess it's still there in the grass somewhere, so she wasn't too happy I made her leave it behind.

5:19 She didn't want to let it go. So the good news. If you lost the thing in the grass, it's probably still lare. It's your five key news stories for today. You see you next time. I'm Johnny mack, Coast of Daily Comedy News. Do you like the little Letterman homage there on the music bed? Yeah? Start your mornings with a quick ten minute recap of late nights, Not Dave, All Late Night and the latest on Dave's Chappelle, Chris Rock, John Muliney Taking the Sorrow, Eliza Slassenger, Amy Schumer, Joe Rogan, Mark Maron, all your favorite comedians. It's Daily Comedy News. It's an easy way to start your morning, and I promise I'll keep it clean. Daily Comedy News wherever you get your shows.

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