Good News, they found the snake! AND - hey are you Jim Carrey?  No she isn't.

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The shark deck. Good news they
found the snake. I'm Johnny Mack with

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five good news stories. A sixteen
foot pat python was stolen in July.

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A dog walker just founded who Patrick
Fortune said, I'm not a snake person,

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but I'm really glad she made it. Snow is a sixteen foot albino

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reticulated python. Patrick was walking his
dog through Austin and he spotted something long

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and yellow down ravine thirty feet below
him. Took him a few seconds,

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but then I remembered a post from
next door over the summer. Are you

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on next door? Because usually it's
either hey did anyone hear that bird last

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night in the middle of the night, or hey, does anyone know a

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plumber? But apparently there is python
post on there as well, which is

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fun. So I remembered he saw
a post on next door about a sixteen

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foot python. I guess you would
remember such a thing. A sixteen foot

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albino reticulated python had been reported missing
in the neighborhood after it was stolen from

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a van. Oh no, Patrick
said to himself, this has to be

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that snake. I don't know,
I've never been to Austin. Maybe they

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have sixteen foot pythons all over.
Who knows Daryl Fields is the human friend

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of Snow the python and said she's
a big, gentle giant. I'm sure

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whoever broke in my vehicle freaked out
realizing there was a snake in side,

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please give me a coffee here or
see anything. Fortune, who found the

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snake, said the snake was big
enough to take cats and pretty much anything

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else it wanted, so people were
a little worried, but then it disappeared

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and everything calmed down. I figured
it was gun. Fortune said he and

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his girlfriend are animal lovers and we've
helped rescue owls and rabbits before. Rescuing

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the snake seemed like the right thing
to do, and they know snakes like

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to be warm, so they warmed
up a heating pad in the microwave,

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grabbed a few towels, and loaded
their large dog carrier into the truck.

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They called the animal center, who
were like, yeah, we're gonna need

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a couple of hours. So they
figured out what to do. Fortune figured

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he would firmly hold the snake behind
its head while the others picked up the

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snake's body. Fortune said, we
have lots of snakes in Texas, and

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it was common practice. If you
grabbing behind ahead, you'll love power over

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them because they can't strike you.
The snake didn't seem like that. It

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reared up and opened its mouth.
It gave me a don't mess with me.

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Look. The mouth was ten inches
wide. It's hiss intimidating. They

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were able to get the snake.
They took it inside. They got some

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wood, Patrick started a fire,
The fire started roaring. They got a

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space heater. About ninety minutes later, the animal center guys showed up.

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Fortune said. The officer took one
look and said, oh, that's a

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big snake. I loved this story
so much. It's good news. The

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snake is okay. An eighty two
year old US veteran in Walmart cashier is

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able to retire. Warren Marion and
Maryland got a check for one hundred and

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eight thousand dollars in change thanks to
the generosity of online donors. A go

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fund me had been set up for
mister Marion by Rory McCarty, who's a

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small business owner with a big following
on TikTok. McCarty wanted to help Marion,

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who's a US Navy vent and a
widower to do the things he would

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love to do. McCarty owns Bug
Boys. It's an extermination business and he

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has three hundred thousand followers on tick
talk repose videos of crawling critters. He

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said, as a business owner,
I was astounded seeing this little older man

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still grinding, working eights and nine
hours shifts. So they raised one hundred

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and eight grand Marion gave us two
weeks notice. Mister Marion said, all

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I can tell you is the Good
Lord has blessed me for what I did

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in my younger years. From the
Guardian the hole in the Earth's ozone layer,

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remember that from the eighties, kids, It's healing itself. It's set

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to be completely healed over most of
the world within two decades. Nice job,

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people of Earth. It should be
completely recovered by twenty forty across the

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world, aside from the polar regions. Those will take a little longer,

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but it's expected the ozone layer will
be back baby by twenty forty five over

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the Arctic and twenty sixty six over
the anti Arctic. Looks like we're heading

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in the right direction. In the
medical field, lab grown retinal ice cells

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makes successful connections and open the door
for clinical trials to treat blindness. Retinal

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cells grown from stem cells can reach
out and connect with neighbors. According to

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new study, completing a handshake that
may show that the cells are ready for

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trials and humans with degenerative I dis
orders and a Jim Carrey look alike is

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leaving people disappointed when they realize,
oh, that's not Jim Carrey. Heather

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Shaw is a comedian. She's thirty
four. She's been joking online that she's

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Jim Carrey's long lost daughter. She
has two point two million followers on social

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media now for impersonating Jim Carrey,
but she fears that her looks may hinder

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her career. She worries people won't
see her as an individual, but more

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of a celebrity doppelganger. Either said, it's just a freak accident. When

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you mix my mom and dad's looks, you get a kid that looks like

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Jim Carrey. I realized I look
like Jim around the age of eight,

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when Ace Ventura came out. I
could do impressions of Ace really easily,

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to the point that my babysitters would
request I do reenactments of certain scenes to

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make them laugh. Everybody assumes I'd
be annoyed with it, but I've heard

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of my whole life, so I've
become used to it. People tend to

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recognize me now is the Jim Carrey
girl. Heather shared a picture of her

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parents to prove that neither her mom, nor her dad or Jim Carrey have

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