Good News, they found the snake! AND - hey are you Jim Carrey?  No she isn't.

0:02 The shark deck. Good news they found the snake. I'm Johnny Mack with five good news stories. A sixteen foot pat python was stolen in July. A dog walker just founded who Patrick Fortune said, I'm not a snake person, but I'm really glad she made it. Snow is a sixteen foot albino reticulated python. Patrick was walking his dog through Austin and he spotted something long and yellow down ravine thirty feet below him. Took him a few seconds, but then I remembered a post from next door over the summer. Are you on next door? Because usually it's either hey did anyone hear that bird last night in the middle of the night, or hey, does anyone know a plumber? But apparently there is python post on there as well, which is fun. So I remembered he saw a post on next door about a sixteen foot python. I guess you would remember such a thing. A sixteen foot albino reticulated python had been reported missing in the neighborhood after it was stolen from a van. Oh no, Patrick said to himself, this has to be that snake. I don't know, I've never been to Austin. Maybe they have sixteen foot pythons all over. Who knows Daryl Fields is the human friend of Snow the python and said she's a big, gentle giant. I'm sure whoever broke in my vehicle freaked out realizing there was a snake in side, please give me a coffee here or see anything. Fortune, who found the snake, said the snake was big enough to take cats and pretty much anything else it wanted, so people were a little worried, but then it disappeared and everything calmed down. I figured it was gun. Fortune said he and his girlfriend are animal lovers and we've helped rescue owls and rabbits before. Rescuing

1:34 the snake seemed like the right thing to do, and they know snakes like to be warm, so they warmed up a heating pad in the microwave, grabbed a few towels, and loaded their large dog carrier into the truck. They called the animal center, who were like, yeah, we're gonna need a couple of hours. So they figured out what to do. Fortune figured he would firmly hold the snake behind its head while the others picked up the snake's body. Fortune said, we have lots of snakes in Texas, and it was common practice. If you grabbing behind ahead, you'll love power over them because they can't strike you. The snake didn't seem like that. It reared up and opened its mouth. It gave me a don't mess with me. Look. The mouth was ten inches wide. It's hiss intimidating. They were able to get the snake. They took it inside. They got some wood, Patrick started a fire, The fire started roaring. They got a space heater. About ninety minutes later, the animal center guys showed up.

2:21 Fortune said. The officer took one look and said, oh, that's a big snake. I loved this story so much. It's good news. The snake is okay. An eighty two year old US veteran in Walmart cashier is able to retire. Warren Marion and Maryland got a check for one hundred and eight thousand dollars in change thanks to the generosity of online donors. A go fund me had been set up for mister Marion by Rory McCarty, who's a small business owner with a big following on TikTok. McCarty wanted to help Marion, who's a US Navy vent and a widower to do the things he would love to do. McCarty owns Bug Boys. It's an extermination business and he has three hundred thousand followers on tick talk repose videos of crawling critters. He said, as a business owner, I was astounded seeing this little older man still grinding, working eights and nine hours shifts. So they raised one hundred and eight grand Marion gave us two weeks notice. Mister Marion said, all I can tell you is the Good Lord has blessed me for what I did in my younger years. From the Guardian the hole in the Earth's ozone layer, remember that from the eighties, kids, It's healing itself. It's set to be completely healed over most of the world within two decades. Nice job, people of Earth. It should be completely recovered by twenty forty across the world, aside from the polar regions. Those will take a little longer, but it's expected the ozone layer will be back baby by twenty forty five over the Arctic and twenty sixty six over the anti Arctic. Looks like we're heading in the right direction. In the medical field, lab grown retinal ice cells makes successful connections and open the door for clinical trials to treat blindness. Retinal

3:52 cells grown from stem cells can reach out and connect with neighbors. According to new study, completing a handshake that may show that the cells are ready for trials and humans with degenerative I dis orders and a Jim Carrey look alike is leaving people disappointed when they realize, oh, that's not Jim Carrey. Heather Shaw is a comedian. She's thirty four. She's been joking online that she's Jim Carrey's long lost daughter. She has two point two million followers on social media now for impersonating Jim Carrey, but she fears that her looks may hinder her career. She worries people won't see her as an individual, but more of a celebrity doppelganger. Either said, it's just a freak accident. When you mix my mom and dad's looks, you get a kid that looks like Jim Carrey. I realized I look like Jim around the age of eight, when Ace Ventura came out. I could do impressions of Ace really easily, to the point that my babysitters would request I do reenactments of certain scenes to make them laugh. Everybody assumes I'd be annoyed with it, but I've heard of my whole life, so I've become used to it. People tend to recognize me now is the Jim Carrey girl. Heather shared a picture of her parents to prove that neither her mom, nor her dad or Jim Carrey have a great day. I'm Johnny Man, Coast of Daily Comedy News. Do you like the little Uterman homage there on the music bed? Yeah? Start your mornings with a quick ten minute recap of Late Night, Not Dave, All Late Night and the latest on Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, John Mulliney, Tichnataro, Eliza's Lessenger, Amy Schumer, Joe Rogan, Mark Marin, all your favorite comedians. It's Daily Comedy News. It's an easy way to start your morning, and I promise I'll keep it clean. Daily Comedy News wherever you get your shows.