...Good News! The Pirate Kitty has been stopped PLUS I'd like one pizza with everything. Yes ALL the toppings.

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The Shark deck. I'm Johnny mc
with five good news stories saying good news.

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If you're missing stuff, the Pirate
Kitty might be responsible and we can

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find your stuff for you. Came
a calling. Her husband moved into a

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new apartment near Brisbane. A ginger
cat would visit them every day in the

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yard. They soon realized that the
cat was bringing them toys and other objects.

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They were wandering where the stuff was
coming from. K posted a photo

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of the collection on a Facebook group
for local neighbors. Dozens of folks in

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the group noticed their stuff. He
got nicknamed the Pirate Kitty. Now I'll

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remind you it's not their cat.
McCall identified the cat's owners, who claimed

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they couldn't stop him from wandering the
neighborhood. Those owners asked the McCalls to

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help them find a new home for
Pirate Kitty. Another resident in the area,

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Ingrid Moyle, decided to adopt Pirate
Kitty. The cat's original name was

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Johnny, but Moyle renamed him Kilo, after her favorite Star Wars character Kylo

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Wrenn. You know the bad guy
in the new trilogy. Kilo. He's

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now a strictly indoor only cat who
brings toys to his new owner's bedroom while

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she sleeps at night. He's quite
spoiled with a large box of toys and

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has accumulated quite the fan base.
So your stuff is now safe, say

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good news from the Daily Mirror.
A homeless man looks unrecognizable after a free

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haircut from a kind hearted barber.
Since twenty seventeen, barber Joshua Santiago has

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traveled around the United States in his
mobile barber shop, offering free haircuts to

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those who are unable to afford them. Through his nonprofit organization Empowering Cuts.

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He shared a clip on TikTok.
An unnamed homeless man can be seen with

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matted hair, which Joshua then gently
trims away. The end result looks beautifully

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neat, with the man's face now
clearly visible. You'd find the TikTok under

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the account Empowering Cuts Joshua captured the
video. Never underestimate the pain of a

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person, because, in all honesty, everyone is struggling with something. Some

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people are better at hiding it than
others. One commenter said, and I'm

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not making fun of this. He
looks like one of the backstreet boys.

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It's amazing how little changes to make
a difference. Are you a fan of

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hobbit houses? Well, good news. Stewart Grant has a cottage. He

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bought us a wreck with no roof
and no doors back in nineteen eighty four

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when he was renovating a house.
He found that project so satisfying that he

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decided to renovate the quirky building,
which was two hundred years old. He

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wanted to make it his house.
Stewart is ninety years old. He doesn't

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have a mobile phone, he doesn't
use the internet. He no longer drives,

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but he loves getting out and meeting
people, and now he's getting tourists

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after his house was posted on a
French tourist board that was recommending places to

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visit in North Scotland. Grant said, I haven't watched Lord of the Rings.

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It's just a coincidence that my front
door is almost the same shape and

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same kind of wood. It was
a shoemaker's cottage and a croft. There

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was no roof, just four walls
which are two hundred years old. It's

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not a fancy house. It's made
from other people's leftovers. His neighbors cows,

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chickens and a donkey, Grant said, I always always a glutton for

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scenic beauty, beautiful houses and thatched
cottages in England. I cut the wood

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myself from fallen trees and collected owns
from the river for the stonework I put

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the stairs in. Took quite a
few years. I never counted it.

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I just enjoyed doing it so much. I was getting such a buzz out

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of doing it now that tours come
bus loads, and they would apologize for

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disturbing him, saying they'd feel a
lot better if there was a collection box.

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So we put out a collection box. No one has to put anything

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in it, but he's pulled over
five thousand pounds from it. He says,

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you get a real buzz out of
doing interesting stuff. Despite being ninety,

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he feels like a teenager. From
CNNA cancer sufferer who was told he

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had twelve months to live was saved
by a wonder drug and says, I

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feel very lucky. Robert Glynn is
fifty one. He was diagnosed with deadly

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bild Duck cancer after suffering severe pain
in his shoulder which left him unable to

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sleep. They gave him the drug
and then surgeons found only diad tissue,

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which meant the treatment had killed off
all the cancer cells. Mister Glynn said,

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I wouldn't be here today without the
trial. When I was given the

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option to take part in research,
I jumped the chance. You do anything

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you can to extend your life.
I feel very lucky as I had the

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cancer for two years and had no
idea, so getting me all clear was

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overwhelming. And did you ever wonder
if you called up Dominoes and you asked

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for all the toppings? Darren Dowling
did that. He ordered a pizza with

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twenty five toppings, wound up costing
him sixty four pounds for a pizza with

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all the toppings. He made a
video of it and he said, oh

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my god, They're just layers and
layers of the stuff. The taste was

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a bit much, so many flavors
kicking about your mouth. It's not for

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the faint hearted. I'd definitely recommend
just ordering a normal pizza. So how

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did this come about? He said, I had just ordered a Domino's pizza

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with nothing on it, no cheese, no sauce, so I wanted to

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flip that on its head, so
I ordered every single topic. As you

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can imagine, this got some comments. One person said tuna on a pizza

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is wrong. A second said pineapple
really, bro The only thing that pizza

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is good for now is the garbage
bin. A third said you lost me

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