Good News, the Loch Ness Monster moved to the Carolinas...or might just be an eel

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The shark deck. I'm Johnny Mack
with five good news stories. Good news.

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If you're afraid of the Lochness Monster, it's probably just a large eel.

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Several theories have been forward over the
years. What could this Lockness Monster

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be? Could it be a dinosaur? Expert Flow Foxen says, over the

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course of a few generations, an
eel one metered length might be expected.

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Sightings of the Locknest Monster have dipped
interesting, especially now that we all have

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cell phones. Lockness Monster hunter Ian
mcfaddigan says, I have no sightings report

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this year so far. I think
the atmosphere conditions of later making an unsuitable

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for NeSSI spotting. There's been so
much rain, wind and snow that it's

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equally hard to spot NeSSI from webcam
or live at the loch. Meanwhile,

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a snakelike sea creature that shares a
striking resemblance to the Locknest Monster has been

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spotted in foreign waters. Maybe NeSSI
has moved away from Scotland somehow, leaving

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the lake and getting to the wide
open ocean, freshwater, seawater. Don't

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ask questions, just go with it. Some people say they saw Nessie off

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the coast of North Carolina. Yeah, they caught a picture of the Lochness

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monster with its head out of the
water off Atlantic Beach. Seems likely,

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or maybe it's an eel. Hey, good news. If your cat headbuts

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you, your cat actually likes you. Samantha is a scientific officer at the

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RSPCA, and she said there are
number of ways or cats tell us that

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they enjoy our company and feel safe
with us. Learning to read your cat's

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body language is hugely beneficial as not
only because it'll show you how they feel

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about you, but it will enable
you to spot signs of stress and understand

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when they want to be left alone. They're cats, that's one hundred percent

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of the time. No, if
your cat gives your headbuts, then it

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means they're spreading their scent onto you. That's a good thing. They're marking

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you as a friend rather than a
phone, ensuring that they remember that you're

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part of their group, as scenting
is one of the main senses for a

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cat. If your cat slowly blinks
at you or staring at you, it

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also means they want to be pals. If you want to show them trust

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is reciprocated. Blink slowly back at
them and give them a kiss. Can

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also check the tail. If it's
low and swishing, they might be stressed

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or unhappy. If it's pointing upwards, they are happy to see you,

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and I can't resist the joke.
Are you a cat? Or it is

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happy to see me? Let's move
on. Good news, The four day

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workweek is coming in the UK.
Dozens of companies tried out the four day

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workweek. Who's an overwhelming success.
Ninety percent of the sixty one companies decided

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to stick with the change. Friday
is off, babe. They even reported

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a one point four percent increase in
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resignations. Here's the even more good
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it's eighty percent of the hours they
used to work one head of hr.

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It's old Yahoo finance. It's not
a compressed working week. It's not

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doing things the same way and doing
longer hours in the four days. We

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believe that concept doesn't work and goes
against well being. Yeah, if you've

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ever worked in an office, a
lot of time goes into how am I

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going to kill the day until it's
five o'clock? If you need an example.

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Watch the office and see how Jim
Helpert does all his work in one

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hour a year and then just hangs
out with the receptionist. Good job by

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twelve year old Amelia. She has
found that a nonprofit organization which provides nightlights

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to children in the foster care system. Amelia, who's in the sixth grade,

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said, sometimes foster kids have to
leave in the middle of the night

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because of neglect, abuse, or
drugs. Having that night light makes it

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more comfortable in a new house where
they might not know anybody and makes them

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feel more safe. Back in twenty
eighteen, she raised enough money to donate

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more than five hundred night lights to
foster kids across central Arkansas. Since then,

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her nonprofit has extended its reach to
fifty US states and nine countries.

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Amelia said, I couldn't imagine being
in a new home and being in the

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darkness. Finding out I could help
foster kids and make my own place to

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volunteer instead of having to go somewhere. It was really helpful because I could

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really encourage other kids that they're never
too young to make a difference. The

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organization has now sent more than fifteen
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one fan road congrats dude, very
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glad Covid gave me an excuse to
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