Eclipse Fun Facts, an Earthquake Vasectomy and the world's oldest man

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Caalaroga Shark Media. Happy Eclipse Day. I'm Johnny Mack with five good news

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stories. Just want to thank all
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miss an episode. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Right, it's Aclipse Day.

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Couple fun facts for you. The
moon is busy today. It's going

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to eclipse not only the Sun but
also Venus. Will disappear from the sky

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starting at twelve thirty four Eastern daylight
time and reappear at one forty eight pm

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the next oculation of Venus Europe September
twenty five. The eclipse begins today,

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it ends tomorrow because of the magic
of time zones. As the eclipse sun

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rises in the Pacific Ocean and crosses
the line islands of Kiribati, it'll be

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April ninth. There. This is
the longest totality on land in thirteen years.

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Parts of Mexico will experience a totality
lasting four minutes twenty eight seconds.

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It's the longest since twenty ten.
If you were down on the Easter Islands

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checking that one out. If you're
in Dallas, soak this one in.

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You won't get another solar eclipse in
Dallas until twenty three forty five. The

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last one in Dallas eighteen seventy eight. This eclipse is part of an alignment

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known as Saros one thirty nine.
That alignment will peak in twenty one eighty

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six July sixteenth. In particular,
if you want to put it on your

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calendar in twenty one eighty six,
the totality will last seven minutes twenty nine

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seconds off the coast of Brazil.
That will be the longest solar eclipse that

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signed to say will ever occur.
This is the second eclipse in just over

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six and a half years. If
you're in an area in Missouri, Kentucky,

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and Illinois, they also experienced the
Great American Eclipse in twenty seventeen.

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For me, I went down to
Nashville to see the one in twenty seventeen.

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It was a perfectly sunnied morning.
I had a rented car in case

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the weather was bad and I was
gonna drive somewhere in case the weather went

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sideways. I got beat by one
cloud. There was one cloud in the

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sky at a block the eclipse for
me, so I am obsessed with sea.

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This eclipse today, it'll be North
America's longest totality since eighteen o six.

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That one was four minutes twenty six
seconds on June sixteenth, eighteen o

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six, in Salem, Massachusetts.
I wonder if they thought witches were involved.

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You may be able to see Comet
twelve p Ponds Brooks, look about

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twenty five degrees northwest of the Sun, close to Jupiter. The next solar

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eclipse the United States Alaska March thirtieth, twenty thirty three, the contiguous US

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two more in twenty forty four and
twenty forty five, And if you enjoy

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two days eclipse, the same eclipse
will happen on May eleventh, twenty seventy

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eight. That one will have a
totality of five minutes and forty seconds.

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So if you're young enough you can
catch that one. I'll be in my

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low one hundreds, but if I'm
around, I'm going to make an effort

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to go see it. Did you
joy the earthquake on Friday? I know

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West Coaster is like, yeah,
big deal, but those of us on

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the Northeast, it was a big
deal. And it was a big deal

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for Justin Allen. He was in
the middle of the getting of aseectomy.

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Justin said, I thought the doctor
was messing with me. He had to

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stop because everything was shaking. I
thought maybe a train was passing or was

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something that happens at the office.
Even the doctor was like, I think

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this is an earthquake. I figured
he was messing with me, but he

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had to stop. The doctor put
the tools down for a moment and we

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talked about how we'd never forget where
we were during the earthquake. Alan says

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everything turned out great. I feel
as good as I possibly can, and

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the numbing is starting to wear off. New Yorker has had a lot of

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fun with the earthquake. One person
opposed on social media if I die from

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an earthquake and in a midtown Dwayne
read, I'm going to be pretty ticked.

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The world oldest man says the secret
to his long life is moderation and

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fish and chips every Friday. John
Alfred Tinniswood is one hundred eleven and has

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been confirmed as the new holder of
the title by the Guinness Book. This

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follows the death of Venezuelan Juan Vincente
Perez, who passed away recently at age

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one hundred and fourteen on March thirty
first, a man in Japan, a

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jesub burosnobe, who passed away at
age one twelve. That makes John Alfred

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Tinniswood at one eleven, the oldest
man born in Liverpool August twenty sixth twelve

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after the sinking of the Titanic.
He never smokes, rarely drinks, and

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follows no special diet aside from fish
and chips once a week. Good news

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for nineteen cats who roam the presidential
Palace in Mexico. The President has declared

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them to be living fixed assets.
That obligates the Treasury to give them food

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and care for the rest of their
lives, even after the president leaves office

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in October. They asked the cats
for a comment. Cats, Bowie,

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Cocoa and Olin declined to comment.
NewBay said meow, all right, I

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hope you weren't on this flight.
It was a three hour flight from New

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Zealand to Auckland and a man has
been fined six hundred Australian dollars Why Johnny

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Mack he was urinating in a cup
during a flight delay you know, I

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can kind of understand, I said, kinda depends how long the delay was,

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you know, if it was like
a fifteen hour delay, at some

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point, hey, can I go
to the bathroom or flight attendants. However,

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this plane had only been on the
tarmac for about twenty minutes waiting for

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a gate, and then the man
did what he had to and probably could

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have waited twenty minutes. An eyewitness
said. The man was obviously quite drunk.

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Oh and it gets worse. He
spilled the cup on a flight attendant

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as he left the plane. You're
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