April 12, 2025

Don't do THIS on an airplane! (The Lost Episodes)

Show Notes
Transcript

5 Good Things in the news. A Dutch museum accidentally trashing an art piece, the discovery of a 32,000-year-old woolly rhino in Siberian permafrost, and a record-breaking blindfolded speed run of Super Mario 64. Additionally, a flight attendant offers practical tips for airplane passengers, and the launch of a premium dog park in Brooklyn is discussed.

00:00 Introduction and Bonus Episode Explanation
00:31 Dutch Museum's Trashy Art Mix-Up
01:14 Discovery of a 32,000-Year-Old Woolly Rhino
01:41 Blindfolded Super Mario 64 Speedrun Record
02:27 Flight Attendant's Top Tips for Passengers
03:32 Soho House for Dogs in Brooklyn

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny mag with a

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bonus episode for you. So what's going on today? Johnny

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Mack was cleaning up his computer and I saw in

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the twenty twenty four file a file called episode one

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fifty seven not recorded. So I don't think I actually

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ever did these stories. And if I did, well, it's

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a bonus episode doesn't count. So let's see what was

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going on in twenty twenty four that I never got to.

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There was a Dutch museum and they had to pick

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artwork out of the trash can after a member of

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the staff thought the display, which consisted of two empty

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beer cans, was just trash. No, it's art by French

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artist Alexandre Levy. The artwork, called all the Good Times

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We Spent Together, shows two dented beer cans on the floor.

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They were exhibit inside the museum's elevator, as if left

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behind by construction workers. However, the museum points out the

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dented cans were meticulously hand painted with a crew. The

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curator noticed that the org was missing, staff had to

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search the building. Eventually they found it in the trash. Miraculously,

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both cans were found intact. Now I feel like I

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might have done that one. It's coming back to me anyway.

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Bonus episode. Let's just roll with it. In the Siberian permafrost,

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they found a thirty two thousand year old wooly rhino.

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I didn't know that was the thing. Yeah, we've heard

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of wooly mammoths, but wooly rhinos, well, they existed at

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the same time as the wooly mammoth. Scientists think the

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remains were stuck there for about thirty two thousand years.

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The wooly rhino is so well preserved that it has

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a lot of soft tissues intact, along with a well

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preserved horn that makes the specimen perfect for advanced genetic analysis.

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A man completed Super Mario sixty four in under twenty minutes.

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Boobzia did the game's sixteen star challenge while being blindfolded

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and unable to see the screen. Ozia broke the record

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old record twenty two minutes twenty three seconds, new record

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nineteen minutes forty three seconds. He explained it took him

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ten months of restless grinding, one hundred and eighteen days

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of practice runs, and more. The most ambitious goal and

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blindfolded super Mario sixty four has finally been broken. I'm

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so incredibly happy that I pushed through all the hardships

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that this challenge is thrown into my face. It's been

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a really fun blast. There have been so many new

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viewers to blindfold speed runs in general, and many stick

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to me grinding this challenge daily for the last year.

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He went on though, and said, honestly, don't have much

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to say about the run. A flight attendant has shared

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three things passengers should never do while flying. Are you ready?

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These are three things passengers should not do while flying.

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Number one, don't use the toilet paper. Wait, what her

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pro tip is? Nope, use the paper towels. Their higher

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quality and they won't rip or dissolve like the toilet

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paper will. Interesting number two tip, don't walk barefoot to

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the bathroom. Well, I wasn't going to do that. One.

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I might have used the toilet paper, you know, in

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the right situation. You can imagine the type of situation

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where one might do that, But I wasn't gonna walk

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barefoot to the bathroom. The attendant explains, I can assure

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you the liquid on the floor is not water, and

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you certainly don't want to be stepping at it. Oh oh,

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not to mention the bathroom never gets cleaned unless it's

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bad enough that we have to close it off for

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the rest of the flight. She also advised against using

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the wipe that they give you when you board the

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plane a lot of times. Don't waste it on the

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tray table, she says, instead focus the window area since

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they're never given a proper scrub. One social media user

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wrote back, Oh, I get it. Planes are dirty. And

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in Brooklyn they've opened up Soho House for Dogs dog

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PPL will offer DJ sets, cocktail nights, a full kitchen

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and more for yuppies and their puppies. Right so the

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post this off McCarn Park. It'll run you just fourteen

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hundred dollars a year. They signed a ten year lease

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to open a eighteen thousand square foot private rooftop dog park.

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The park will ban outside toys and dogs that have

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not been fick and it's right by the new pickleball

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hotspot panel house. And for you, you know, cheapskates, it's

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fifteen hundred feet away from the local McCarran Park dog run.

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A local resident, Molly said, I don't understand the connection

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of drinks and DJs and a dog park. Seems like

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dogs wouldn't be into that. And those are your five

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good News lost stories from twenty twenty four. I'm gonna

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do this again next Saturday too, because I found another

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one back tomorrow with a normal episode. See you